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[ P - Pre-Teen ]

"We interrupt your fanfiction reading for the news on the 24-hours KNNNN channel via
satellite."

*

KNNNN (Kero's Nonstop Nonsense News Network)
By PikaFlash And the News Team

7th Edition

Disclaimers: Almost all of the (fake) News Reports and ideas are mine. The Characters and
scenes are not.

*Headline News*

"Non-Japanese Anime Character prefers Japanese Bookshop to normal Bookshops."

"Distributors finally figure out how to correctly distribute Animes!"

"Everyone is finally forgetting about Pokemon."

"Beadpiners fails to note thyppohs."

"Hey, Kero! Your pudding is ready - Sakura."

"Brock's cooking isn't what it looks like on TV."

"And as the last headliner of this edition, we get to say it was fun knowing you readers
at this time."

*The Kero and Eriol Report*

[Kero Beros - Newscaster (Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]
[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

Kero: Good evening and welcome to the Kero and Eriol Report. Apparently, it just so
happens that we at KNNNN are just as normal as you are.

Eriol: That's right, Kero. The Daidouji Corporation has been a very charitable corporation.

A postman rides by in the background as he tossed a couple of money bags onto the newsdesk.

Kero: Thank you.

Eriol and Kero put the money bags under the newsdesk.

(Topic: Fashion Theme: Zoids.)

Eriol: Anyway, it turns out that the joke of the week was brought out by Van Flyheight in
his monolouge on his show, "Late Nights with Van." If you missed it, here's a footage:

~Footage: Late Nights with Van (Courtesy of ABS)~

Van was standing on stage wearing a suit.

Van: And it just so happens that it is possible to make a costume that looks like a Blade
Liger!

The auidence laughed as Irvine was with the band still wearing his scope which looks like an
eyepatch as he presses the drum sound effect.

Van: That's right, we could have a girl, like Fiona, wearing a blue and black bodysuit
carrying the Blade Liger's yellow Blades!

The drum sound effect is played as Van bellydrums his stomach like a drum as the auidence
laughs.

~

(Topic: Chocobo Racing)

Eriol: Of course, if we can't say that that's the joke of the week, then I'm a Card
Mistress's Half Father. Anyway, Kero, on to serious news, what's up this week?

Kero: Well, earlier this week, it was the Gold Cup at the Gold Saucer.

Eriol: Really?

Kero: Its just intresting that Cloud Strife has won the Gold Cup with his Gold Chocobo,
Gold Moomba against the Black Chocobo Teioh.

Eriol: And what is this Gold Cup?

Kero: Its a racing event which takes place at the Gold Saucer once a year which is the
biggest racing event since the Digital Cup.

Eriol: And the theme this year?

Kero: Feathers. As we can see from this footage of some of our crew watching the Gold Cup.

*

In a room with some people wearing hats watching the TV as they were cheering. Erika was
wearing a pink feather hat, Brock was wearing a large Dodrio on his head, Eriol was sitting
on a chair with a Red Indian headband with a very large feather on it and Kero was all
covered in feathers floating.

*

Kero: Yes, this year's theme are odd hats, as we congragulate Cloud Strife and his gold
Chocobo, Gold Moomba. Althought we got Teioh last and Greeny and Chico got sent out to be
shot.

Eriol: Yeah, well the Gold cup has its controversies.

Kero: And Tidus tries to bring in an absolute winner but was not allowed.

~

Tidus was pulling a fake Chocobo by a rope as the Chocobo refuses to move.

~

Eriol: Lets look at what are the tips on Tidus' Career Stakes of going into the Gold Cup.

*

Tidus Career Stakes: Will he be a Chocobo Racer again?

Fat Chance: 2-1

Getting a Peck: 12-8

Could Work as a tamer: - 20-1

Sure, we need a Blitz Ball player to cheat: 15-1

*

Kero: And Brock Blockhead has more on the track.

~

[Brock Blockhead - Weathertainment. Email: brock_b@knnnn.com]

Brock: The Gold Cup, the event which stops Shinra for that day in the year. As this moment,
I'm at the Gold Saucer carrying a book to look at the most awful, awful hats I've ever seen.

*

Brock was with Tifa and Aeris wearing fluffy hats.

Brock: My god, what kind of hats are those?! Espically the one who have the more fluff. By
the way, is it possible to have a date with you?

*

Yuffie was wearing a top hat.

Brock: The Mad Hatter's tea party is just a block away, did you know that?

*

Brock was with Rinoa with a very odd shaped hat.

Brock: Where did you get that? That is funny! HAHAHAHAHA!

*

Brock was with Yuna, Garnet, Eiko, all wearing odd hats.

Brock: Apprently, you are the first group of people I met who are wearing novelty Summon
Monsters caps.

*

Brock was next to Rikku.

Brock: Have you seen Independence Day?

Rikku: No...wait, I think I did.

Brock: Well, then you must know that when I saw your hat, I thought I was seeing a large
Spaceship.

*

Brock was standing on the top of the specator's area.

Brock: As you can see, even woman can humiliate themselves. And they won't laugh at me.

Brock puts on a bald cap covering all of his hair.

Brock: I'm Brock Blockhead for KNNNN.

~

Eriol: That's right. So this is what the Gold cup is all about. But this is just in...

*Breaking News: Cramp Raid*

Eriol: Clamp Agents have started a raid on homes around the Anime World and Erika Tenryou
has more on the site of the raid.

~

[Erika Tenryou - Reporting. Email: erika_t@knnnn.com]

Erika was next to Yamazaki in a black suit while a few Clamp Agents in black were pointing
their machine guns at Yolei, Ken and their 3 children.

Erika: Yes, at this moment, I'm at a raid where Clamp Agents where Agent Yamazaki of the
CCS squad are waving their machine guns and have found evidence that these people are
involved with Myotismon while doing a routine Neighborhood Watch raid.

Yamazaki: That's right, I have found very detailed information of every part of the world,
including the Anime World and the Digi-World, with specific places like Britain, and the
DBZ Territory.

~

[Ash Ketchum - Kanto Correspondent (Email: ash_k@knnnn.com]

Ash: And what proof do you have that the information is related to Myotismon?

~

Erika: Well, Ash, it just so happens that the information comes from this atlas the Clamp
Agents have found.

Yamazaki picks up a world atlas.

Erika: It even included places that are considered dangerous in the Anime World. It is not
known if the family is going to attack Riverview, but there are detailed maps in the very
same atlas. Back to the studio, Ash.

~

Eriol: And later on, we'll get to speak to Van Flyheight himself, who asks for more privacy
than before.

[KNNNN: Your personal relationship lasts will end eventually. But your KNNNN relationship
is eternal.]

*Ad Break*

On Yesterday's on AKA (A Kero Affair):

Dr.Joe was being chased by cameramen as Delia Ketchum was walking into a car.

"We've exposed the doctor who has prescribed pills to the Digidestined from Hell. And why
this Pokemon Training Mom chose not to do a thing..."

Sora was driving a truck.

"And the monstrosity of a Digidestined who steals our Fanfiction while her Medafighting job
is costing us millions of money."

Samantha was with Peppercat.

"Finally, the woman, Anime Distributor by Day, MedaFighter by Night. Why she abandoned her
Medafighting children for her Ethnic Con-Man Construction Pikachu job who builds bad
buildings. Our hidden cameras catch her stealing from Anime Distributors to pay for her
fanfiction!"

...on AKA (A Kero Affair), tonight on KNNNN.

*

"On the Conspiracy Channel..."

A woman was walking to her back door.

"We have proof that the unearth sound that came from the back door was in fact, the wind."

"On SOLVED MYSTERIES!"

The woman was on her bed hearing barking noises.

"And we get to show you what is that eerie barking noice that keeps you awake over night."

"On SOLVED MYSTERIES, only on Kero's Kable Channel 13."

*End Ad Break*

*The Kero and Eriol Report*

[Kero Beros - Newscaster (Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]
[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

(Topic: Hacking Frenzy)

Kero: Welcome back. Now in the news. Your personal information in your computers around the
world are now in danger as Hackers are now getting smarter by the second.

~

[Ash Ketchum - Kanto Correspondent (Email: ash_k@knnnn.com]

Ash: That's right, and it is easy to hack into systems. Let me get to my computer and show
you.

~

On Ash's computer, Ash was on Microsoft Word when Clippit, the paper clip helper popped up.

Clippit: It looks like you're writing a letter, do you need help?

*Ash: Its that annoying little paper clip!*

Ash moves his mouse to Clipit and right clicked him and clicked on Hide and Ash switch
windows to Internet Explorer.

*Ash: Anyway, I'm going to Google and go to Rufus Shinra's Account.*

Ash was at Google and has typed down "Rufus Shinra's Bank Account" and the screen changes to
a bank with Rufus Shinra's Bank Account with lots of number representing Gil.

*Ash: And I'm transfer those funds to a third world and...*

"You are not permitted to tranfer funds to third worlds..." and Clippit popped up.

Clippit: It looks like you're trying to rob Shinra, do you need help?

*Eriol: Aw come on!*

*Kero: Yeah!*

*Ash: Leave me alone!*

~

Kero: That is intresting. As sightings of a very annoying 3 Dimensional Clippit Microsoft
Office helper has been seen in the Anime World, gives us all the more reason why Microsoft
shouldn't be so nosey. Lets look at the footage.

~

At an office, Yolei was writing when suddenly Tai entered the office wearing a board with
a picture of Clippit on it.

Tai: It looks like you're writing a letter, do you need help?

Yolei: No.

*

Sakura was on the streets when Tai appeared.

Tai: It looks like you're waiting for a friend, do you need help?

Sakura: Actually, I'm giving out phamplets.

Tai took out an idea light bulb.

Tai: Hint: Call her.

*

Leena was with Bit at a cafe when Tai appeared.

Tai: It looks like you're on a date, do you need help?

Bit: No.

Tai: It looks like you're on a date, do you need help?

Bit: No!

Tai: It looks like you're on a date, do you need help?

Leena: Hey, aren't you that paperclip from those Microsoft Programs?

Tai: Hint: Assassinate Harry Champ.

Bit: I hate Microsoft!

Bit grabs Tai in a headlock and punch him in the stomach.

Bit: This is for those annoying popups while I was Zoid battling!

Bit punches Tai in the stomach again.

*

Tai was next to a Meowth at a ticket booth.

Tai: It looks like you're buying a ticket, do you need help?

Meowth: Yeah, how to you get a ticket to Johto?

Tai took out the idea bulb.

Tai: Hint: Press Single.

*

Back at the office, Tai was pushed into a board room by Yolei.

Tai: It looks like you're writing a letter, do you need help?

Yolei: No. Get away from me!

*

Tai was next to a Tomoyo at a ticket booth.

Tai: It looks like you're buying a ticket, do you need help?

Tomoyo: No.

Tai: It looks like you're buying a ticket, do you need help?

Tomoyo: I'm alright.

*

Tai walks out of the boardroom as Yolei runs out of the office.

Tai: It looks like you're running away from me, do you need help?

Yolei: No, leave me alone!

~

Kero: And I thought babysitting Togepi was annoying, but this is riduculous.

*Breaking news: Clamp Raid*

Eriol: This just in, Clamp has made another raid on another house. Erika?

~

[Erika Tenryou - Reporting. Email: erika_t@knnnn.com]

Erika was next to Yamazaki in a black suit while a few Clamp Agents in black were escorting
out a family blindfolded and one of them carrying the pet dog, who is also blindfolded with
one Clamp Agent aiming at the dog with fear all over the agent.

Erika: As it turns out, Clamp Agents have made another routine check and have found what
appears to be a strategic map of the Digi-World under the pretext of a school project.

Yamazaki pulls up the school project with a picture of the Digi-world.

Erika: And it appears that it relates to Myotismon with a map of Server marking out his
secret hideout.

~

*World Report: In 20 seconds!*

Kero: Thank you Erika. And now, the world report in 20 seconds starting...

A very small Tai dressed as Clippit appeared on the newsdesk.

Tai: It looks like you're writing a letter, do you need help?

Kero: No, I am not writing a letter. Shut up.

Tai: It looks like you're writing a letter, do you need help?

Kero: Piss off!

Kero puts his hand on the computer mouse and right click and choose hide and Tai disappears.

Kero: You've just wasted my time.

*00:01*

Kero: Tensions in the Digi-World.

*00:04*

Kero: Growing tensions in Kanto.

*00:08*

Kero: Occasional tense moment in Riverview.

*00:11*

Kero *gaining pace*: A close bombshell in Tomoeda. A wild scare on Server!

*00:16*

Kero *acclerating*: Ongoing edginess in Johto! Major stress out for File Island!

*00:17*

Kero *speeds up*: Nervous wreck for Odaiba!

*00:18*

Kero *fast*: Unbelieveably jumpy for Reedington!

*00:19*

Kero *super fast!*: And Planet Zi is on the brink of totally losing it!

*00:20*

Kero *normal*: And that's the World Report in 20 seconds. More to come in the next hour.

Eriol: And after the break, we find out on the controversal 100m race involving Taito fans
as they run on a track that is too straight. Coming next.

[KNNNN: We give the pre-emptive the news to you.]

*Ad Break*

McAnimes!

Ikki was in a McAnimes Restraunt.

"Everyone, now we give you what you ask for, a low fat Chicken meal! So we bring, KLFC,
Kero Low-Fat Chicken meal!"

Li picks up a chicken drumstick.

"We put the chicken in a low fat cooking oil, together with crackling of fried pork buns."

Misty adds the glaze, 100% Natural Beef fat.

"We add in 100% beef fat to make it lovely!"

A smiling heart appeared behind Ikki as he eats the chicken.

*This meal should only consume as part of a balanced diet.*

"KLFC, the only reason why you must eat at..."

Ikki: McAnimes! The only place to eat in the Anime World!

*

At a senate, a bunch of Anime Characters ended up in a brawl.

"Looking for fighting?"

Goku trips over a step.

"You've came to the right place. KNX Action news!

Vegeta raises his arms as he's cheering for himself as he was dancing next to Trunks playing
an electric guitar.

"Just ask for disorder in the house!"

The senate brawl continues.

*End Ad Break*

*The Kero and Eriol Report*

[Kero Beros - Newscaster (Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]
[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

Eriol: Welcome back, it appears that the Digital Agumons are beating the Meda-Meta-Bees
in Quidditch. But who knows how much the Meda-Meta-Bees would hold on. Until tomorrow?

Kero smiles.

Kero: It doesn't matter, just as long as they don't cheer like idiots. Anyway its time for an
early edition of Current Affairs!

*Current Affairs*

Kero frowns.

Kero: At the moment, I'm not happy to do an actual current affair as I'm not happy! Because
rumors has it that Anime Distributors are throwing dubbed Animes out into the ocean.

*A picture of Anime Distributors throwing tapes into the ocean*

Kero: The Anime Distributors denies the claims, even though that everyone knows that the
story is untrue and President Goku assumes that its nothing.

Eriol and Ash on the TV screen sees Kero walking out of the side of the stage.

Kero: But, I salute President Goku on locking up the Anime Distributors for he believes that
they are Japanese Terrorists. Even if those weren't factually true, it certainly rings true.

Kero walks to a phone with the word "true" on it and it rings and Kero picks up the phone.

Kero: Hello, President Goku? You're doing a great job.

Kero hangs up.

Kero: Of course, we know that Anime Distributors are a threat to the Anime World. Even
Goku said it himself.

Kero picks up a recorder and a picture of Goku.

*Goku: It is apprently obvious that these Anime Distributors are Japanese Terrorists in
disguise.*

Kero: That's right, Anime Distributors are Japanese Terrorists!

~

"I know that some of you Otakus may feel sory to these Distributors. But I have proof that
these Distributors are Japanese Terrorists."

Kero picks up a picture.

"Its a harmless fanart form an Otaku, right? I took the information to a millitary expert
and he tells me this."

~

Kero: "It looks innocent, but if you match all the dots from eyes on the fanart, and it will
spell out 'DUBS'." That's right, proof that these Distributors want to weaken the fun in
Animes!

~

Kero pulls up Piedmon.

Kero: Of course, some clowns still say that Goku shouldn't have did this to protect us.

Kero punches Piedmon in the face.

Kero: But if Goku didn't, we would have been swarmed by Samurais in our schools.

Rini was next to three kids dressed as Samurais.

Kero: Take them away, girls.

The Officer Jennys pulled the three Samurais away.

Kero: If they were here, it would have been a nightmare!

~

Kero was walking to a psychologist chair with Sakura holding the Dream card.

Kero: To find out how much it is a nightmare, I've asked a dream analyst to to analyse my
dream.

Kero falls asleep.

~Kero's dream~

Kero was running around a room full of flashing lights.

Kero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

~End Kero's dream~

Kero wakes up.

Kero: Any idea, Sakura?

Sakura takes out her Star wand and points to a sign saying "Total Nightmare."

Kero: See! Its a total nightmare!

~

Kero: President Goku and the Anime Distributors did whatever they could to protect us. And
I'd thank them for that...

Kero walks back to the newsdesk with Ash and Eriol watching.

Kero: ...because I salute to you, Goku for protecting us from the truth we can't handle!

Kero salutes.

*Goku was walking down some steps as he accidently tripped*

*"If you ever know that you're my hero..."*

Eriol: Well done, Kero.

~

[Ash Ketchum - Kanto Correspondent (Email: ash_k@knnnn.com]

Ash: Right on the spot.

~

Kero: That's right. As long as these Japanese Terrorists are kept locked up, they will value
our way of life. And I'm Kero Beros for KNNNN.

[KNNNN: We have marked the fine line between the truth and too much truth.]

*Ad Break*

An explosion occured, scaring Biyomon.

"Want not to see the news you don't want to see?"

Biyomon changes the channel.

"Why not watch KNEZ? The only channel with kittens, births, cute animals, birthdays
that are over hundred of years old, wedding days and good news through the year with good
music. Only on KNEZ, on channel 31 on Kero's Kable."

*

Sci-Fi Channel.

Kero: On the Sci-Fi Channel, we'll get to see Brock reading the latest Star Wars Novel.

Brock was dressed as a Jedi.

*Brock: Luke jumps to the next ship holding his lightsaber.*

Kero: And the debate on who will win in battle, Pokemon or Digimon? And we'll get to meet
the Costume Designer of the Digimon Episode: His Master's Voice. Only on Kero's Kable
Channel...

Large booming voice: ...37!!!

*End Ad Break*

*The Kero and Eriol Report*

[Kero Beros - Newscaster (Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]
[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

*Breaking News*

Eriol: This is just in, Erika is at the scene of another Clamp Raid.

~

[Erika Tenryou - Reporting. Email: erika_t@knnnn.com]

Erika was next to Yamazaki in a black suit as Yamazaki was opening a fridge when suddenly,
some Clamp Agents caught him at gun point.

Erika: Yes, it just so happens that the top dogs at Clamp has been monitoring Agent Yamazaki
for the past half hour as he was sighted at two of the suspected Myotismon-related groups.
Clamp Agents have found an atlas with detailed plans of Kanto, Britain, the DBZ territory
and the Digi-World and a school project that has detailed information on the Digi-World in his
possession.

Clamp Agents were carrying away an atlas, the Digi-World school project and Tai dressed as
Clippit out of the kitchen as Clamp Agents pinned Yamazaki onto the fridge.

Erika: Back to you, Eriol.

~

*Detailed World Report*

Kero: On to the Detailed World Report.

(Topic: Vegeta Distructs)

Eriol: It seems that Vice President of the DBZ territory, Big Head Vegetable is under the
pressures of work.

*Vegeta: The f@!@ing thing's not working...oh, now it is.*

Eriol: It seems that his stress levels were pushed to the limit becasue he was unable to
watch the Gold Cup at the Gold Saucer.

(Topic: Sailor Venus)

Eriol: An attempt to kidnap Sailor Venus has been postponed when kidnappers relised that
it will mean spending all of their time with Mina.

Kero: Now, onto the finance sector with Tai Yagami in the Digi-World.

~

[Tai Yagami - Digi-World correspondent. Email: tai_y@knnnn.com]

At the news desk, Tai's body was being crushed by an upside-down mountain.

~

Eriol: And it appears that we seem to have a slight technical difficulty with Tai at the
moment. Anyway, just as a reminder, after the break is King Kero's Tearbreaker challenge!

Kero: That's right, just to know the number to call, its 1500-CRY-CRY. Just guess how long the
victim will last before he or she breaks down to cry. After the break...

[KNNNN: The Network which Anime Characters only trust.]

*Ad Break*

On KNNNN for Kids, we have two super heroes who claims to be the strongest in the world,
Sakura and Sora! On today's episode, Sakura and Sora faces off against the Agitated Anime
Distributor!

An Anime Distributor van was shooting out Anime videos at a town.

"Oh no, Sora, if we don't stop them, they'll drown us in Animes we do not like! What do we
do?!"

"We must cut the source of power! Before we become other Anime Characters! Attack that
distributor!"

"Will Sora and Sakura stop the Anime Distributor before they drown in the depths of other
Animes?! Find out more on..."

KNNNN for KIDS! "This is for the kids of today, workers of tomorrow!" Get KNNNN for kids,
only on the Kero's Kable Channel 24.

*

Tonight on AKA (A Kero Affair):

Sakura was in the 24 Hop Mart looking for Pudding while Li was practicing with his sword.

"The dodgy Card Captor who gave her husband a broken sword and now she wants it back!"

A thief appears to be breaking into a house with a window.

"And the bugulary trap which costs $2 as we find the laziest Ethnic Con-Man Construction
Pikachu who has a miracle aging potion."

Yolei was looking into her dressing room drawer.

"And finally, the Digidestined from Hell talks to a famous actor who was once a Medafighter."

"Fint out more, only..."

...on AKA (A Kero Affair), tonight on KNNNN.

*End Ad Break*

*The Kero and Eriol Report*

[Kero Beros - Newscaster (Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]
[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

Eriol: Welcome back, as you know, our phonelines have closed, so lets cross to live to King
Kero's TearBreaker chalenge, with the previous guest breaking down just after a minute!

*King Kero Live - TearBreaker Challenge!*

King Kero was at his desk next to Cloud Strife on a seat.

King Kero: Welcome to King Kero Live's Tearbreaker challenge. Our guest for tonight is
Cloud Strife from Nibelheim. He lost his mother in a fire. Lets talk to him, with the timer
starting now...

*00:01*

King Kero: Cloud, how much do you know about your mother?

Cloud: Well, my mother treated me well, I mean, I was a lonely child and she was my only
family.

King Kero: And they say that she lost her life in a fire to a man named Sephiroth.

*00:10*

Cloud: That's right.

King Kero: How did the experience left you?

Cloud: Too much grief.

*00:20*

King Kero: What do you have to say about the experience.

Cloud: Sephiroth killed my mother...

*00:30*

Cloud: ...and I'll never forgive him because she was my only family!

Tears run down Cloud's eyes.

*Alarm rings**00:34*

King Kero: Its a new record, 34 seconds! And the winner is from Irvine Kinneas from Galbadia
Garden, straight on the mark. What do you have to say, Irvine?

*Irvine: I want to thank all the people I know, like Squall, Zell, Selphie, Quitsis, Rinoa and
espically Cloud. Thank you.*

King Kero: And guess what, you've won the prize, an Anti-Sephiroth Gun! Bet you never thought
of that, Cloud! Thank you Cloud and Irvine. Tomorrow, we'll have Jeri here to find about how
she feels after losing Leomon. Will she break the record of 34 seconds? Find out next time!

*The Kero and Eriol Report*

[Kero Beros - Newscaster (Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]
[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

Kero: Well, that's good, King Kero.

Kero clapped.

Eriol: Ash, what do we have in the Emails?

~

[Ash Ketchum - Kanto Correspondent (Email: ash_k@knnnn.com]

Ash was at his computer.

Ash: And it just so happens that I got the two Emails and...

A very small Tai dressed as Clippit appeared on the newsdesk.

Tai: It looks like you're reading a letter, do you need help?

Ash: No!

Ash takes out a bug spray and sprays Tai. Tai started choking and disappeared.

Ash: Anyway, on to the Emails.

*From Yamato Ishida in Odaiba, saying, "You tell them, Kero! Show that President Goku
deserves whatever we throw on him."*

*And this one, reading, "Congragulations, you are one of several news organisations to be
in our guaranteed prize winning pool," from FOX Sweepstakes.*

~

Kero: Coming next, a report on the Ishida Brothers, with Takeru Ishida in Prison and
Yamato Takashi flying in a Patamon suit...or is it the other way around? It doesn't matter.

[KNNNN: Just read us.]

[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

(Topic: Of Digimons and Brothers)

Eriol: The dynamic duo of the Digiworld, the Ishida Bro...

Tai as Clippit appeared.

Tai: It looks like you're talking about the Ishida Brothers, do you need help? Hint: Ask Kero
to do it!

Eriol's jaw dropped.

Eriol: What are you doing here?!

Tai: It looks like you're talking...

Eriol: I'm going to kill you!

Eriol pounces onto Tai and knees Tai in the stomach.

*And that concludes our live coverage of KNNNN. We will restore you back to your normal
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News Crew:
Kero Beros [kero_b@knnnn.com] (Editor and Leading Commentator)
Eriol Hiragizawa [eriol_h@knnnn.com] (Commentator and Former Leading Correspondent)
Ash Ketchum [ash_k@knnnn.com] (Middle-level Correspondent and Investigative Journalist)
Erika Tenryou [erika_t@knnnn.com] (Experienced Correspondent and Investigative Journalist)
Tai Yagami [tai_y@knnnn.com] (Leading Investigative Journalist)
Brock Blockhead [brock_b@knnnn.com] (Weatherman)

Others:
King Kero (Editor-in-Chief, King Kero Live)
Multikolor (Daredevil Medabot Reporter)
Misty Ketchum (McAnimes Ad)
Sora Takenouchi (KNNNN for Kids)
Li Syaoran (McAnimes Ad)
Ikki Tenryou (McAnimes Ad)
Sakura Avalon (KNNNN for Kids)