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[ P - Pre-Teen ]

"We interrupt your fanfiction reading for the news on the 24-hours KNNNN channel via
satellite."

*

KNNNN (Kero's Nonstop Nonsense News Network)
By PikaFlash And the News Team

6th Edition

Disclaimers: Almost all of the (fake) News Reports and ideas are mine. The Characters and
scenes are not.

*Headline News*

"Boyfriend pretends to listen to Girlfriend's recount her dream."

"Ladies: please write some positive comments about Brock Blockhead on Knnnn.com, he's
getting very very lonely"

"Frankenstein Experiment failed when lightning bolt hits wrong experiment."

"Ash meets Misty."

"Misty bashes Ash."

"Li tries to steal Sakura's Clow Cards."

"Sakura avoids Li."

"Kero follows Tai."

"Tai freaks out"

"Ikki stalks Erika"

"Erika gets A.W.O.L!"

"Ikki ends up in Hospital."

"Summer Camp ends up Pure Hell for 7 DigiDestined Children"

"Myotismon allows Media to search for Invisible Books and Digimons."

"The only reason there is no smart headliners left is because someone with a chainsaw stole
them."

*Kero and Eriol's Halloween Special*

[Kero Beros - Newscaster (Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]
[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

Kero: I tell you, this is terrible. Terrible, terrible.

Eriol: Well, we can't complain on Goku's Halloween costume. Because in the studio at the
moment, we have Ambassador of the DBZ territory, Yamcha.

[Ambassador Yamcha]

Yamcha: Yeah, well, I can't say much Goku's taste in halloween costumes too, I mean he looks
like his wife in that purple dress!

(Breaking News: Car Chase Hijynx)

Kero: Sorry, interrupt you there, Ambassador Yamcha, but our Weatherman, Brock Blockhead in
the Weathercopter has reported a car chase.

~

From the Weathercopter's POV, 3 Police Cars were chasing a 4 wheel drive.

[Brock Blockhead - Weathertainment. Email: brock_b@knnnn.com]

Brock: That's right, I'm right over the car chase watching three or four police cars chasing
a 4 wheel drive. It is said that we are not sure on why the police are chasing the driver,
but it could it be possible that either a cup of tea, Myotismon or an idiot was involved.

~

Kero: Sorry to interrupt you there Brock, but I'm going out to leave the studio to go on site
while Eriol stays in the studio as Ash gives his comments. After the break, Ash and Eriol
will interview a Japanese terrorist expert.

[KNNNN: We are always right, no matter what.]

*Ad Break*

"On the TalkShow Channel, we get to Kero Beros Live."

Kero was in the auidence.

Kero: What do you think of martial arts?

Kero grabs an auidence member in a headlock.

Kero: COME ON! TELL ME ABOUT MARTIAL ARTS!

"More on the Talk Show Channel, on channel 65 on Kero's Kable TV."

*End Ad Break*

*Breaking News*

The Weathercopter's POV was watching 4 police cars chasing a 4WD.

~

Eriol: Welcome back and we are in the middle of a car chase. I'm right here in the studio
with Ash.

~

[Ash Ketchum - Kanto Correspondent (Email: ash_k@knnnn.com]

Ash: Sorry to interrupt you there, but I can say that this Kero is on site at the moment
giving an onsite report.

~

Kero was in front of a garden.

[Kero Beros reporting. Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]

Kero: I'm right now near the road and I have recieved official information that the driver
is known as Cid Highwind, a mechanic who loves tea. It turns out that the police are chasing
him because he left his tea at home. We're going to feed you through to a press confrence
with Police Spokesperson, Officer Jenny.

~

[Press Confrence]

At a press confrence, a stand with microphones was left empty with the press taking photos.

~

Eriol: And it appears that Officer Jenny has not appeared yet. At the moment, Erika Tenryou
is at Rocket Town in the Highwind Household.

~

[Erika Tenryou reporting. Email: erika_t@knnnn.com]

Erika was in the house.

Erika: Yes, I'm right in the Highwind household near the cup of tea which this whole saga
started in. And I can see that it is full of lumps of sugar in it, indicating that...

~

Eriol: Sorry to interrupt you there, Erika, but I have live in studio a tea Expert from
Viridian City. And an expert on experts.

~

Ash: Sorry to interrupt you there, Eriol, but Kero has some breaking news.

~

Kero: Good news, it appears that Brock Blockhead has sent out Multikolor, daredevil
reporter, on passing Brock's PokeGear to Cid as he is going to catch up with Cid on the
Kerocycle. The PokeGear is a communication device that calls people who have PokeGears or
normal phones, has a GPS map, a clock and a radio.

~

The 4WD was driving on the road as down ahead, Multikolor was riding a bicycle.

[Voice of Multikolor]

Multikolor: That's right I'm right about to reach Cid to pass the Poke Gear and...oh no!!!

The bicycle Multikolor was riding on crashes right into the front of the 4WD.

~

[Multikolor Doomed]

Eriol: Multikolor? Multikolor? Are you still there? Did you pass the PokeGear to Cid for us
to talk to him? Never mind. Anyway, after the break, more on the Highwind-highway Car chase.

[KNNNN: The most important news for us is you, the reader.]

~

*Ad Break*

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"McAnimes has its own charity house."

A very disabled Anime kid was on a hospital bed with some burgers, fries and a drink.

"And these kids even have famous Anime Characters to endorse them, but...they told us they
were busy. But that doesn't stop us from helping these kids."

A McAnimes worker pours more burgers and fries onto the hospital table.

"Come on, kid, you can do it."

Paitent: Mc...animes...the...only place...to eat...in the *cough* Anime world.

The paitent closed his eyes.

*End Ad Break*

*Breaking News: Merry-Go-Round*

The Weathercopter was still watching the police chase the 4WD. Then the 4WD made a U-turn
and the police cars were having trouble to make their own U turns and ended up driving in
circles and the 4WD left the circle.

~

Eriol: Its apperently obvious that Cid is making the police go around in circles.

~

Ash: Well, right at this moment, in one of the police cars, the wife of Cid Highwind, Shera,
was there to try to convince Cid to take his tea. Shera, are you there?

*Voice of Shera: I am and I'm trying to convince Cid to drink his tea.*

~

Eriol: Sorry to interrupt you there, but we got King Kero on the screen at the moment.

~

[King Kero - KNNNN's Editor-in-Chief]

Kero: I can't say much, other than why am I here?

~

Eriol: Sorry for the interruption but we are back with Multikolor, who has survived the
first crash and and is going to chase Cid in pursuit on the KNNNN Motorbike.

~

From the WeatherCopter's POV, Multikolor was on the motorbike who appears to have lost
the 4WD.

[Voice of Multikolor]

Multikolor: I'm at the moment going up a ramp to check for the 4 Wheel Drive I lost
and...AHHH!!!

Multikolor's motorbike crashes into tank.

~

[Multikolor down]

Eriol: Multikolor? Multikolor? Looks like we have lost transmission with him again. After
the break, more on the car chase.

[KNNNN: If you look very closely, the K could end up as a C.]

*Ad Break*

Kero and Eriol were in the studio.

"We have the news."

Eriol was in the studio.

"We have the latest."

Kero was on site of the chase.

"We bring you breaking news."

Multikolor crashes his bike into the 4WD.

"Multikolor? Multikolor? Are you still there? Did you pass the PokeGear to Cid?"

Ash was drinking some coffee.

Ash: I don't know why, but this is the day my life has changed.

Eriol was pointing at the newsdesk.

Eriol: I was right there when it happened.

Kero was in a garden.

Kero: I'm right now near the road and I have recieved official information that the driver
is known as Cid Highwind, a mechanic who loves tea.

"KNNNN, where we bring you the latest news, 24/7.

*End Ad Break*

*Breaking News*

The 4WD was being chased through a carpark by some police cars.

~

Eriol: Apprently, Cid is trying to lose the police in a suburban car park. At this moment,
Erika Tenryou is going to interview the neighbor to Cid.

~

[Erika Tenryou reporting. Email: erika_t@knnnn.com]

Erika was next to Tyson from Beyblade.

Erika: Yes, Eriol, apprently, I'm with Cid's Neighbor, Tyson, a Beyblader. What can you say
about Cid?

Tyson: I can't say much, other than he's quiet and swears a lot.

~

Eriol: Sorry to interrupt you there, Erika, but we have the breaking news that the 4WD
has crossed a bridge.

~

From the Weathercopter's POV, the 4WD drove over a bridge as the police cars tried to catch
up.

[Brock Blockhead - Weathertainment. Email: brock_b@knnnn.com]

Brock: That's right, Cid's 4 Wheel Drive has just crossed a bridge!

~

Eriol: Well, sorry to interrupt you Brock, but Kero is with an Anime character who had a
close encounter with Cid, who's been onsite for nearly 12 minutes.

~

Kero was standing next to Leena from Ziods.

Kero: That's right, I'm with Leena Tros, who nearly got run over by the car. How are you?

Leena: I'm just shocked by what has happened.

~

Ash: Sorry to interrupt you there, Kero, but, we're going to cross to the press confrence
for more official details from Officer Jenny.

~

[Press confrence]

The empty stand with microphones is still there with the press taking some pictures.

~

Ash: And it seems that Officer Jenny has not arrived yet. Anyway, I have the timeline on what
happened before the chase.

~TimeLine!

1. Shera makes tea and leaves kitchen.
2. Cid walks past the tea and forgets about it while Shera was cleaning in another room.
3. Cid walks out of kitchen.
4. Cid leaves house.
5. Cid walks to the 4WD.
6. Shera finds out and started chasing Cid carrying the pot of tea.

~

Ash: And that's what we know about Cid, Shera and the tea.

~

Eriol: Anyway, after the break, we'll check up on any more updates on the chase.

[KNNNN: We give you the latests]

*Ad Break*

Tonight on AKA (A Kero Affair):

Dr. Joe was in a lab.

"The doctor who creates miracle diets which turn Medafighters into Ethnic Con-men Pikachus
and why they are suing the doctors."

A Pikachu was carrying a stop sign, followed by a girl in front of a mirror.

"Plus, the ethnic con-man construction Pikachu who gave his daughter breast implants, now
she want more and she's a Medafighter."

Samantha was with Peppercat.

"Finally, the woman, Anime Distributor by Day, MedaFighter by Night. Why she abandoned her
Medafighting children for her Ethnic Con-Man Construction Pikachu job who builds bad
buildings."

"Find out more..."

...on AKA (A Kero Affair), tonight on KNNNN.

*End Ad Break*

*Breaking News: 4WD lost.*

The Weathercopter was flying over the city bridge.

~

Eriol: Apprently, it is obvious that we have lost track of where the 4 wheel drive is. And
Kero is actually on site for 17 minutes and he has time for the Current Affairs.

*Current Affairs*

(Topic: The easy answer to cure famine, GM food.)

Kero was on the street.

Kero: That's right, even in a car chase, we are going to give you the Current Affairs you
want. On Genetically Modified Food, the answer to cure famine, this is one problem, if we
get it wrong, it will end up becoming a global famine and mass death, so I decide to find
the easy answers.

~

A picture of crushed apples appeared.

"From jucier fruits..."

~

A picture of a very very slim Miltank.

"...to taller Miltanks"

~

Kero was in the main Shinra Building in Midgar.

Kero: Everyone knows that genetic modification is one way into the future, but do you know
how it works?

Kero takes out a white board.

Kero: It is the ability to make better plants an animals by adding genes to their DNA. That
means a purple gene + a tomato = ...

[Purple gene + a tomato = A purple apple]

Kero: A purple apple? I guess that was meant to be a purple tomato but we ran out of
tomato pictures.

~

Kero was in a Shinra lab.

"But it opens up a useful world of applications, starting from intelligent Digimons. But in
fact, this whole thing is actually controlling lives. But what are people worried about?"

Kero walks to a computer terminal.

"Hogwarts are saying that muggles are going to have very big shoes to fill. Luckily, we can
use GM to make big feet."

~

Some Medafighters were eating caviar that Kero passed around.

Kero: This plate of caviar I am passing around has Snorlax DNA, making the caviar very very
huge. And maybe this will allow everyone to access the caviar...if they could afford it.

Kero dodged a punch from a Belzelga.

~

Kero was at a phone booth.

Kero: I just spoke to a large GM company funded by Shinra, and I was told that there is no
problem to worry about. In fact they show me some of the things. Handbags that could protect
itself from thiefs.

Sharp spokes popped out of the sides of the bag.

Kero: And spoonless pudding.

Kero pours the pudding into his mouth by tilting the plate towards his mouth.

~

"In fact, GM can actually fix the sick insead of the other way. We have got an Agumon
entirely made out of a Pikachu's cheek sac. One important step for curing cancer. What's
more better and exciting is that even unbroken things can be GM too."

Kero picks up a potato.

"Like a potato singing a national anthem that can sing the American National Anthem."

Potato: Oh kay can you see...

Kero: Hey! Why the hell did you give me the MIB2 potato?!

~

Kero was in an empty debating room.

Kero: So why are you people arguing over some products that scientists make just for people
who are very very hungry! And with this, we would be able the help people who are in famine
conditions...as long as they could afford it.

~

Kero picks up a blue fruit.

Kero: And if there is any problem, we'll let science fix that.

Kero eats the blue fruit, turning the area around his mouth green.

Kero: I'm Kero Beros for KNNNN.

~

*World and Sports Report*

[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

Eriol: Anyway, before we go to the news, lets see the reaction in the Digi-World.

~

[Tai Yagami - Digi-World correspondent. Email: tai_y@knnnn.com]

A very small Tai was on the news desk.

Tai: When I get myself large again, I am going to...

A large fly swatter crushed Tai.

~

(Topic: Medabot Thief)

Eriol tosses away the fly swatter.

Eriol: And it seems that we have some technical difficulties with Tai in the Digi-World.
Anyway, on the news. There are still no clues on the hunt of the thief of a baby Medabot,
although Team Rocket are the likely suspects. Officer Jennys are asking the witness for a
sketch of the culprit, but all we got was a crushed Pokemon Watcher named Tracey Sketchit.

(Topic: Totalled Totodile)

Eriol: And at the Tojoh Falls, a Totodile broke down and had to call for some assistance
near the falls. Officer Jennys sent the Totodile to the nearest Pokemon Center where Nurse
Joys investigate any links to Team Rocket.

(Topic: SharpShooter links)

Eriol: And Officer Jennys have linked Irvine Kinneas to Team Rocket leader, Fat Giovanni as
both men have been at some point eating at the same restraunt. Right from the start, police
sent out a dead Pokemon Watcher to look out for a man with blonde hair, green shirt and green
pants driving a band van, leading the Officer Jennys to arrest two Wizards who were flying
on broomsticks.

(Topic: End of Richie)

Eriol: Medabot Fans are facing a crisis when their banner were starting to run out of puns,
from "Richie breaks Backs", to "BackBreaker of the moment", to "He will Break Backs nicely"
and finally "Go Richie". The Medabots have blamed Team Rocket for putting in the name Richie
instead of Henry on their banners. And Ash, you have something to talk about, right?

*

Ash: Yeah. How smart Pokemon Trainers are? That is the question. It is said that Pokemon
Trainers are given the key to stupidity and they know nothing about the world. But could the
reality be further from the truth, as I go out to the streets of the capital of Kanto,
Saffron City, asking them about the very world their country runs.

*

Ash was next to James in the middle of a busy walkway.

Ash: The Lake of Rage is a candy bar, true or false?

James: Well, I had Rage Candy before. So, I guess its true.

~

Ash was with Richie in a park.

Richie: Lake of what?

~

Ash stands next to Whitney in the Pokemon Center.

Whitney: It sounds like a law firm.

~

Ash: Who is Son Goku?

James: I don't even know.

Ash: Alrigkt, any guess?

James: A skater?

~

Ash was standing next to Casey at the baseball stand.

Casey: The son of Goku? He must be an actor.

~

Ash: Which Animes involves Magical girls in Japanese school uniform?

Richie: Well, I know Digimon is one of them. But I'm not sure.

~

James: Ok, Pokemon?

~

Whitney: I say its maybe Medabots.

Ash: I see.

Whitney: Medabots?

Ash: Ok, There'd more than one.

~

Richie: Does it start with us?

~

Whitney: I say all of them.

~

James: Slayers?

~

A.J. was jogging with Ash following him..

A.J.: I'm a little confused between Pokemon and Digimon. Which one of them has stolen the
rocks?

~

James: And I believe Digimon.

~

Ash: How many Anime Wars were there?

Richie: I say...three.

~

Ash: What is famous in Goldenrod??

Casey: I have no idea.

Ash: take a guess.

Casey: Errr...the Gold Pokemon?

~

James: I have no intelligent guess.

Ash: Ok, Want to make a stupid guess?

~

Ash: What is known as the Beast of the sea?

A.J.: Errr...Ho-oh?

~

Ash: Is the Eiffel Tower in Japan, True or flase?

Whitney: True.

~

Ash: What is a Kamehameha famous for?

Richie: Well, they did say that a Kamayamaya was some beam of light out of a gun.

~

Ash: Dragon Ball Z is based on a true story? True or false?

James: True!

~

Ash: What are Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee?

A.J.: Sumo wrestlers?

~

Ash: What are the Rubberrobos?

Richie: A bunch of Rubber Robots.

~

James: They are a group who save the world by flying around with gold hair and green eyes.

~

Ash: Which City is the the Cerulean Gym in?

Whitney: Errr...

~

Ash: When Pichus are born, their first word is "Pikachu", true or false?

Richie: Their what?

~

Whitney: Errr...let me think...maybe Pewter City?

*

Eriol: Hahahahaha! Nice one Ash. Anyway, after the break, an update on the Highwind-Highway
car chase.

*Ad Break*

On KNNNN for Kids, we have two super heroes who claims to be the strongest in the world,
Sakura and Sora! On today's episode, Sakura and Sora faces off against the Green Baldies.

A group of green bald people were walking towards Sora and Sakura.

"Stop destroying the forest! Stop destroying the forest!"

A bright glare shines on the green baldies' heads.

"Oh no! Sora, cover your eyes! They're using Solar flare!"

"Must stop them before we get tan ourselves!"

"Will Sora and Sakura deflect Solar Flare?! Find out more on..."

KNNNN for KIDS! "This is for the kids of today, workers of tomorrow!" Get KNNNN for kids,
only on the Kero's Kable Channel 24.

*End Ad Break*

*Breaking News: Daring Switcharoo.*

Eriol: Back on the chase of Cid Highwind, somehow Cid has actually changed his transport in
a daring attempt to avoid police.

~

The Weathercopter's POV was chasing a red desert buggy (from FF7) driving on the highway.

[Brock Blockhead - Weathertainment. Email: brock_b@knnnn.com]

Brock: That's right, and now there are plans on giving Cid my PokeGear by hanging Multikolor
down the Weathercopter and passing Cid the PokeGear.

The Weathercopter catches up with the desert buggy and Multikolor was tied to the
weathercopter carrying a PokeGear.

~

Eriol: Are you in there, MultiKolor?

*Cid: What the f@#@?! What are you doing in my car?*

Eriol: Multikolor, pass the PokeGear to Cid. Mr. Highwind, I'm Eriol Hirazigawa from KNNNN.

*Cid: What are the cops and that chopper following me for?*

Eriol: Its apparent that your wife is after you because you forgot your tea.

*Cid: That damn woman! Why did she have to go all this way to pass me my tea?!*

~

The desert buggy suddenly got off the highway.

*Cid: Now you see what you made me do! F!@#$@!#$%!@%!@$%!@$%!@$%!@%!@%!^!#$%!@#%!@!!!*

The desert buggy drives off a cliff next to a bridge.

~

Eriol: Oh no!

~

The desert buggy crashes at the bottom of the cliff.

~

[KNNNN: We happen to have a slight technical difficulty.]

*Breaking News: Highwind-Highway Aftermath*

[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

Eriol: If you have just got back, you have just missed the horrible aftermath of the
Highwind-Highway chase.

~

[Kero Beros - Newscaster (Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]

Kero: Well, what all started from forgetting to drink his tea, ended up in tragedy on
Halloween. Multikolor also suffered the same fate as Cid after seperating himself from the
Weathercopter when entering Cid's buggy to pass Cid Brock's PokeGear. For specific details
on the chase, read my book, "HighWay, Cid Way and Tea Way,", the day where tea lost its
innocence.

~

[Ash Ketchum - Kanto Correspondent (Email: ash_k@knnnn.com]

Ash: I know. Kero, we brought the latest news and we have never recieved this much ratings
ever since and...

*And that concludes our live coverage of KNNNN. We will restore you back to your normal
Fanfiction reading. Thank you for reading KNNNN.*

News Crew:
Kero Beros [kero_b@knnnn.com] (Editor and Leading Commentator)
Eriol Hiragizawa [eriol_h@knnnn.com] (Commentator and Former Leading Correspondent)
Ash Ketchum [ash_k@knnnn.com] (Middle-level Correspondent and Investigative Journalist)
Erika Tenryou [erika_t@knnnn.com] (Experienced Correspondent and Investigative Journalist)
Tai Yagami [tai_y@knnnn.com] (Leading Investigative Journalist)
Brock Blockhead [brock_b@knnnn.com] (Weatherman)

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