Mobile Suit Gundam Fan Fiction / Love Hina Fan Fiction ❯ Stationary Student Hail Hina ❯ I Hate Perverts! ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

WARNING: The following fanfic is a lemon; containing sexual content and harsh language. Viewer discretion is advised. The views presented within this fic does not reflect the views of the author. This is clearly fan work and should not be taken seriously. All those participating in sex are 18 years of age or older.

Love Hina is copyrighted to Ken Akamatsu and TV Tokyo.


* It was my third and hardest try; my strongest effort to pass the test in order to enter Tokyo University. But alas... My effort was all in vein. And at the moment the grades came in... I just broke down... And laughed hysterically.

There was a girl I wanted to see again. We were playing at the sandbox nearby the University when we were young. And we both made a promise to meet each other again at TU. Unfortunately for me; my memory's that of an OZ pilot's life in Gundam Wing. I'll probably never get the chance to see her again...

But hope for me was not lost. Luckily my grandmother had a job for me in a mountain village. See, she runs a hot-springs ground call the Hinata-Sou. So now; even though I'll be scrubbing tubs and the like while she's away on a much-needed vacation, that'll keep me occupied while I go to some "second rate" college. -_-; *


Keitaro can be found relaxing in one of the hot springs. What he had been through before coming here was a nightmare, and by tomorrow he'll end up doing a whole lot of work. So what he wants to do now is relax and let the world pass him by.

Unfortunately he'll never get that chance. He hears the door slide open and turns to find... A beautiful girl with long red hair, entering the hot springs Keitaro is in; revealing her bare-naked body for the poor short-sighted young man to see. Keitaro's pretty much petrified...

-=*=-

Meanwhile, his aunt Haruka is talking with another guest; the enviously attractive Mitsune Konno.

Mitsune: And so I says to the girl, "I can have any man kiss the ground I walk on."

Haruka: [Smoking a butt.] So what's holdin' ya back? Motion sickness?

Mitsune: The problem's that all the good ones have been taken. And every man I see seems to have Naru attached to them. Maybe it's something psychological?

Haruka: Maybe ya need ta lowuh yo expectations a li'l bit?

The foxy lady sets up a snappy reply when they both feel the shock of an explosion within the inn. Haruka snaps into action and runs to the scene, with Mitsune's tagging close behind.

What they find... Is a highly enraged Naru Narusegawa, clad in only a towel. She stands between a whole in the wall of the _men's_ hot spring side, and the rubble of said wall where a man's body (which is poor Keitaro by the way) can be slightly seen.

Naru: Fucking goddamn sex-pervert freak! That'll teach you to fuck with me, you little pencil-dick punk! Ain't that right, ladies?!

Mitsune: Yeah, Naru! Mass destruction of men's bathrooms are a great way to show off the importance of "Grrl Power!"

Haruka: [Removes the rubble off of her nephew.] Keitaro! Are yuh alright?!

Keitaro: Just kill me now... Please... Kill me now...

Haruka: Don' die yet, kid! Yu're still in da play-offs! An YOU! Clean dis mess off!

Naru: Huh?! But why me?! Why doe-

Haruka: If ya have da strength ta make dem holes in dem wallz, den ya have da strength to remove da damage ya caused! I wanna see dis all gone by nite-fall! Kapeash?!

She manages to carefully remove her down-trodened nephew from the debris and take him to the closest guestroom that's not in use. Naru, seeing how the situation is going against her, starts pouting.

Naru: Waaah! That's so unfair! That pervert was touching me all over the place and _I_ get yelled at! Oh, I know! You'll "help" me, right Mitsune? [Turns to find a doll of Mitsune, in foxgirl form, in her place. A sweatdrop is formed upon Naru's head.] FINE!! I'M KEEPING THAT FIFTY I BORROWED!!

-=*=-

Keitaro wakes up to find his vision a blur. And it's still a blur since he doesn't have his glasses on. His other senses get stronger, though, as he starts the evaluation:

1: Some pop music is playing on the radio.
2: He's wrapped in a towel.
3: He's in pain when he tries to move.
4: A woman's voice is calmly telling him not to move.
5: Said woman's nice rack is right in front of him.
6: His head is laying on said woman's lap.
Reaction: A hard-on.
Procedure 1: Panic. [Can't move; he's still in pain.]
Procedure 2: Apologies.

Keitaro: S- s- s- Sorry! I didn't mean to-

Mitsune: Sorry for what? You're just a victim of circumstance. Poor thing... [Caresses her hand along his head.]

Keitaro: I... I- I'm sorry for causing all this trouble. I was just trying to take a bath and...

Mitsune: You weren't expecting the Spanish Inquisition, right? That's Naru for you; she'll attach herself to a good-looking man like a leech, and yet she won't let him lay a finger on her. You must be Haruka's nephew, right? I'm Mistune Konno. Call me Kitsune.

Keitaro: [Blushing like a tomato.] H- How do you do.

Fox: What's wrong with your eyes, kid?
Mole: I'm short-sighted. I can't see without my glasses.

Said pair of glasses are now broken glasses under the debris Naru is still trying to clean up.

Mitsune: It's a shame, really. You're up in here trying to relax when some Gundam Wing fan comes in and tries to redshirt you... Tell you what: Since you're so cute, I'll make you feel good from now on.

Keitaro: H- Huh?! Really??!!

As on cue, Mitsune's fox-ears twitch in assurance as she reach under his towel. Keitaro starts to moan out loudly as he feels her playful grasp on his quivering manhood. His nervousness is reaching an all-time high; his heart's racing like a NASCAR racer as the situation unfolds.

The sexy fox-woman positions herself on top of the hapless lad; her hand still moving along his length. Keitaro's head is glowing red as Mitsune immediately goes in for a deep kiss. At that instant, when he finds his tongue dueling with hers, he finds himself in a dream-like experience and he doesn't want it to end.

Mitsune can see the expression on his face that he wants IN, NOW! But he can't have him just yet. Not with such a high risk anyway. So she repositions herself; her groin all into his face, as she orders him to give her a good licking. He sets his tongue into action despite the lack of true experience. And except the parts where she had to tell him to go higher and deeper, he seemed to be doing just fine.

Mitsune, for her part, is amazed at this kid's ability to pleasure a woman; riding the waves of euphoria as he continuously assaults her pussy with his tongue and fingers. At no time at all she reaches her peak; moaning loudly and cumming on his face. She falls on top of him in a bliss of sexual release...

Gasping for air, Mitsune notices his hands forcing her onto a blowjob. She grins at that kids eagerness, letting him force the head of his enlarged member into her mouth. She licks at it with her tongue; once again enjoying the taste and the feel of a guy's cock in her mouth. She starts to bob up and down on it; suddenly feeling his body tense up. That young guy's about to come already?! Figures...

She hears a loud moan from the back as she prepares for a flood of come to fill her mouth. It wasn't exactly a flood; but it was a lot. And she goes back down on his pleasured member; urging him to give her as much as he can...

They both lay on the couch; their sexual energy spent. But there's still a lot to do. If only there were a pack of condoms nearby...

Haruka: Here. [Giving a pack of comdoms to her nephew.]

Keitaro: [Goes into shock as he finds her sitting nearby.] WHAT??!! How long have you been here?!

Haruka: Long enuff. An' don' worry 'bout a thang. Jus' as long as you keep up da good work, I got 'cha back covered.

She leaves the room with a smile on her face she rarely uses; leaving her perplexed nephew behind. Mitsune, repositioning herself once more, decided to take the opportunity...

Mitsune: You know your aunt's kinda sexy for her age. I bet you just can't wait to slide that hunky meat of your inside her.

Keitaro: Don't be nuts! I'm not the type to do my own aunt!

A moment of silence passes by...

Keitaro: Well... Honestly... I don't see my aunt as the "do-able" type...ÿ I mean...

The sexy fox lady decides that it's wiser to drop the conversation. Apparently there's some exhibition that he doesn't want to cover just yet. So she proceeds instead to cover his cock with one of the latex condoms from the packet.

The two sex fiends then roll themselves over so Mitsune's back is on the couch. Keitaro's heart races again as she massages the tip of his cock along her pussy lips; guiding it into her and letting her warmth and tightness overcome him. He gasps with the new sensation of his cock in a woman's pussy. And his instincts take over as he shoves his cock into her; causing her to moan in pleasure.

Keitaro tries to get himself into a rhythm, letting the lower part of his body do all the work with little success. But Mitsune helps him along; wrapping her legs around his waist and moving her body up and down to accommodate the slamming of his cock. The sight of her breasts bouncing along with their movement is the added bonus for Keitaro's improving efforts...

It's been found out later on that Mitsune had a lot of experience: She had been popular among the guys in the sports teams. But she found their egoes too large to deal with and their cocks too small to handle. And at that point she decided to move on to "more challenging kills." Her new prey would be "younger guys who have terrible girl troubles." And she proclaims Keitaro as her "first."

And it looks like he needs a lot of work before she moves on. Preferably on his ability to last longer during sex before he blows his wad. This is found out when he came into her pussy before she could reach her orgasm. Right now it won't be a problem since Keitaro is such a lonely little smuck (which she didn't say in his face) and he seems so eager to pleasure a woman. She has him playing with her pussy once more as she manages to get him hard again. And then, after fitting his cock with a new condom, she would relocate their work from the couch to the wall (where he seems to perform much better than before)...

-=*=-

Meanwhile, we go back to Naru as she continues to remove the debris from the hallway.ÿ Kaola Su nearly walks past poor Naru and asks where why there's a lot of damage to the walls of the bathhouse.

Naru:ÿ It's all Keitaro's fault!ÿ When I get my hands of that good-for-nothing sex fiend...

Kaola:ÿ You're going to eat him, right?

Naru doubles over from the answer that Kaolla gives her.

Naru:ÿ NOW WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THAT??!!

Kaola:ÿ But that was my only line.


Naru: Keitaro's going to die! Yippie! Keitaro's going to die a bloody, horrible death! And the woman that will give it to him will be none other than Motoko Aoyama! She's the modern-day samurai who can cut trees with her wooden sword...!

Motoko: And why is it that he must be killed by me?

Naru: Because he's a demonic sex freak pervert that takes advantage of all known women! He'll even do his own aunt at the drop of a hat! This guy must go and you have the power to make it happen!

Motoko: But men have been known to be demonic sex freak perverts for milleniums at a time. Eliminating them for the sake of strengthening feminine spirit is the waste of my skill as a samurai.

Naru: OKAY!! HAVE IT YOUR WAY THEN!! But don't come crying to me when he fucks you into pregnancy and flees to find new pussy to conquer! [Sticks out her tongue.]