Mobile Suit Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ Whose Line is it Anyway? Mobile Suit Gundam's! ❯ Questions Only and Narrate ( Chapter 1 )

Whose Line is it Anyway? Mobile Suit Gundam's! By Houou

Disclaimer: I do not own Whose Line is it Anyway or Mobile Suit Gundam. There is a scene where two men kiss; you have been warned.

Houou: Hey welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway! On tonight's show, shutdown of laboratory imminent, Amuro Ray! You are stoopid, Bright Noah! Ooh, what does this button do, Mirai Yashima! And, ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha, Char Anzable! Hey, I'm your host Houou, let's have some fun. [goes down to desk] Hey welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter, just like the kids on WhiteBase, they just don't matter. [fast forward a bit] Our first game is called Questions Only! You can only speak in questions. You screw up; you're locked in the prison with Kai. Your scene is you're at a buffet. Let's start with Amuro and Mirai.

Amuro: Will you quit sneezing on the food? Mirai: Why? Amuro: Don't you know it's not hygienic? Mirai: Who cares about hygiene? Amuro: I do! Damn! [buzzed out. Char comes in.] Char: Where are the croutons? Mirai: What croutons? Char: Isn't this the salad bar? Mirai: Would there be soup at a salad bar? Char: Does that make it a soup and salad bar? [Mirai freezes and is buzzed out. Bright comes in.] Bright: Don't you like the strawberries? Char:.....no. [buzzed out. Amuro comes in.] Amuro: Does this seem dry to you? Bright: Have you tasted it? Amuro: You mean taste it here? Bright: Where else would you taste it? Amuro: Isn't eating it at the buffet illegal? Bright: Will you eat it over there? Amuro: Thank you, I will. [buzzed out. Char comes in.] Char: Where's the dessert table? Bright: Do you mean that you eat dessert first? Char: Doesn't everyone? Bright: Yes! [Houou buzzes three times to signal the end of the game.]

Houou: 90 points to Char for stating a fact, and 1000 points taken away from Amuro for not following it. [Everyone glares at Amuro.] Our next game is called Narrate! This is for Char and Amuro. They're gonna narrate for each other in a Film Noir scene. Where's a place where people go? Crowd: School! Park! Airport! Subway! Movie theater! Houou: Uh....park! Your scene is at the park!

Amuro: [to crowd] I play baseball at the park. He played badminton nearby. One of his shuttlecocks landed near my feet. [to Char] I think this is yours. Char: [to crowd] Yeah, it was mind. But it landed at his feet for a reason. [to Amuro] No, it isn't. Amuro: [to crowd] He was hiding something. Then I thought about it. That shuttlecock seemed too obvious. [to Char] Don't you play tennis? Char: [to crowd.] He must have mixed me up for my sister.[to Amuro] No, I play Russian Roulette.[points finger at Amuro's head. Amuro: As he pointed a water gun at my head, I realized that this was no normal person. Obviously, he had seen the dark side of Zeon.[pretends to take Char's gun and points his finger at Char. To Char] What will you do now? Char: Not much. Amuro: [to crowd] Most people run when I have a gun. Why didn't he? That's when he counterattacked. [Char leans over and kisses Amuro. Houou buzzes three times and doubles over in laughter, as is the crowd.]

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