Mobile Suit Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ Whose Line is it Anyway? Mobile Suit Gundam's! ❯ Let's Make a Date and Scenes from a Hat ( Chapter 2 )

Whose Line is it Anyway? Mobile Suit Gundam's!

Pt 2

Houou: Hey, welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Yeah, just like Amuro's appearance on Beat the Geeks, it just doesn't matter. [Amuro is trying to avoid Char.] Our next game is Let's Make a Date! Mirai, you're on a dating type show, but you have to choose between Char, Bright and Amuro.

Char: Why, she'll just choose Bright.

Amuro: You got that right. [realized he answered Char and turns away. The three of them read cards.]

Houou: But they have cards that says weird personalities. You have to try and guess what it says.

Mirai: Bachelor #1, if you could take me anywhere, where would you take me?

Char: [screen says Bad Shakespearean actor] I would for sooth take you to England, where all the valiant kings and knights are.

Mirai: Okay, you sound interesting. Bachelor #2?

Bright: [screen says Professor Snape] Anywhere where that damn Potter boy isn't. [gives evil eye.]

Mirai: Ooh, you sound spicy. Bachelor #3?

Amuro: [screen says Jigglypuff] Jiggly, jigglypuff, puff, puff! [punches Char]

Char: I say, what are you doing?

Amuro: PuFF! PuFF! [grabs microphone] Ji-ga-li-puff, ji-ga-li-e-e-e-puff.

[Char pretends to fall asleep, Juliet style]

Bright: [pretends to cast a spell on Amuro.] Die Potter die!

[Amuro falls to the ground.]

Mirai: Okay, bachelor #1, what's your favorite color?

[Char snores]

Mirai: Bachelor #2?

Bright: Can't you tell from my robes? It's black!

Mirai: Three?

Amuro: PUFF! [doubleslaps Bright]

Houou: [triple buzzes] Mirai, who are they?

Mirai: Char is…a narcoleptic?

Houou: Says here a bad Shakespearean actor.

Mirai: And Bright is my brother-in-law.

Houou: That's right, he's Professor Snape!

Mirai: Uh, Amuro's a PMSing Jigglypuff.

Houou: Close enough. [players sit down] 757 points to Amuro for acting like a bitch. [holds up can of Fresca as a toast] Here's hoping you aren't one. Time to play Scenes from a Hat! [pulls out Char's helmet]

Char: You thief! [tries to kill Houou but is held back by Heero Yuy.

Houou: I pull a scene from the helmet, and you guys try to act it out. [pulls out card] Crossovers that will never happen.

Mirai: I'm sorry TV Geek, you are the Weakest Link. Goodbye. [buzzed]

Bright: And God says `Let there be Saiyans.'

Char: [in Darth Vader voice] Hamtaro, I am your father.

Houou: [pulls out card] Who shouldn't work at the mall

Char: It's Hamtaro time!

Amuro: INJUSTICE!

Char: [in femme voice] Injustice!

Houou: [pulls out card] Rejected Gundams

Bright: And I call it the Wal Mart Gundam!

Mirai: Trunks, the Gundam of the Future!

Amuro: It's called the Gundam [talks baby talk]

Char: Gundam Amuro

Houou: [pulls out card] Unlikely classes to see the crew of WhiteBase in

Char: Amuro in Horticulture

Amuro: Kai in Drama

Mirai: Hayato in PE

Bright: Me in Home Ec!

Houou: [pulls out card] What Char is thinking right now

Char: Houou give me back my helmet!

Bright: Oh, Amuro, won't you kiss me again? [Amuro gags]

Houou: [pulls out card] Amuro's thoughts during his appearance in Beat the Geeks

Amuro: Why does the cameraman have a bruise?

Bright: What does Tiffany see in Marc anyway?

Mirai: Gundam Geek? We don't need no Gundam Geek!

Bright: Ooh, flashy lights! FLASHY LIGHTSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Char: Man, that Blaine!

Houou: [pulls out card] Alternate endings of Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz

Bright: WHAT! DUO AND MARIEMEIA ARE IN BED TOGETHER?!?!?!?!?

[Houou triple buzzes]