Mobile Suit Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ Whose Line is it Anyway? Mobile Suit Gundam's! ❯ Alphabet and World's Worst ( Chapter 5 )

Whose Line is it Anyway? Mobile Suit Gundam's!

Ch 5

Houou: Hey, welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Just like the plotline in an NC-17 fanfic, the points don't matter.

Loud voices: I resent that!

Houou: Too late! [pelts audience with water balloons] Now we go to a game called Alphabet. This is for Bright, Amuro, and Char. They're going to do a scene, but they have to start the next sentence with the next letter in the alphabet, starting with what letter?

Random Audience Member: X!

Houou: X! You guys are trying to solve a math problem, starting with X.

Bright: X equals 90!

Amuro: You think you're so smart!

Char: Zero percent of the time are you correct.

Bright: An A plus! I got an A plus on my last test!

Amuro: Bright, that was one A plus out of twelve F's.

Char: Cause that teacher's pet Mirai helped you out.

Bright: Don't insult Mirai!

Amuro: Even teacher's pets have feelings!

Char: Forget about it!

Bright: Get back to the problem!

Amuro: How about a pencil shoved up your ass?

Char: I don't think that's a good idea.
Bright: Just shut up!

Amuro: Keep out of this!

Char: Like I'd listen to you!

Bright: Maybe X equals 30.

Amuro: No it doesn't.

Char: Oh, for crying out loud!

Bright: Perhaps it's 20.

Amuro: Quite the thinker, aren't you?

Char: Really, I think he's right this time.

Bright: See, I am smart!

Amuro: True, you got that answer right.

Char: Unusual for you, Bright.

Bright: Verily I say unto thee, Amuro, you must eat your words.

Amuro: What?!

Char: X equals 20!

[Houou buzzes.]

Houou: Minus 402 points for not staying completely on topic.

Char: Hey that's mean.

[Houou hits him with a water balloon.]

Houou: The next game is World's Worst. The players step off the World's Worst Step and come up with ideas for the World's Worst Prom Queen.

Char: Um, hi, I'm Amuro Ray.

Mirai: [pretends to cough up a hairball]

Amuro: I'm the prom queen? [turns to imaginary creature] Do you hear that? I'm the prom queen!

Bright: Out of my way! [pretends to drive a bulldozer]

Amuro: [buzzed before he can say anything]

Bright: [in whiny voice] Oh, I don't feel so good. [pretends to hurl all over the floor]

Mirai: Cause Rumpelstilskin is my name!

Char: Hamha! I'm Hamtaro!

Mirai: My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump.

Bright: Presenting your prom queen, Hannibal Lecter!

Amuro: FOOD FIGHT!

Char: You know who's the prom queen? Bill Clinton.

Mirai: [stands there for a few seconds and calmly flashes the audience]

[Houou spitakes as the men in the audience cheer and whoop and the women scream in shock.]