Naruto Fan Fiction / Shaman King Fan Fiction / Death Note Fan Fiction ❯ The Disturbed ❯ Chapter Two: Alcohol ( Chapter 2 )

(disclaimer;) I do NOT own ANY of the characters, people, cartoons, or .. well, really anything whatsoever in this fic. And how! (/disclaimer)

 

(WARNING;) FULL SERIES SPOILERS. Read at your own risk. (/WARNING)

 

(Author's Note;)

This is, currently, Jill. And only Jill.

 

I appologize. With all of my dying and black bisexual heart I appologize. This is the most horrible thing I have ever written. It is insulting to absolutely EVERYONE in EVERY WAY that my twisted mind could think of.

 

And it will scar you. And scare you. And probably make you NEVER want to look at my or Tilli's work ever again (although you should! Because Tilli is a REALLY good writer!). So yes. Read at your own risk.

 

Influence: Sugar, coffee, donuts.

*Warning*: Crack, OOCness, A/U, more OOCness, more crack, random incest, disturbing content that is unsuitable for all audiences, Emily Rose, random Gangster speak, crack, Nazi insult, blablabla.

*Future Warnings*: Random incest, more crack, more OOCness, more A/U, disturbing content that is unsuitable for all audiences, minimal l337, more disturbing content, random Gangster speak, Takeshi Obata (!?), Emily Rose (!?!?!), Quagmire (!?!!??!).

 

Please no bashing? Me poor little heart is weak. This wasn't ment to be serious. At all. Bear in mind that I've warned you all. Thanks.

(/Author's Note)

 

 

 

The Disturbed

 

Chapter Two; Alcohol

 

 

Meanwhile, in an alternate anime universe, which happened to be Naruto and co, Kakashi, Sakura, Sasuke, and the star of the show himself, Itachi, were sitting around a camp fire somewhere in the Village of the Mist.

 

Kakashi huccoughed, an arm draped around the completely drugged pink-haired teenager that was Sakura beside him. "And then... I .. hic.. said.. 'CABBAGE!'..."

 

Sakura and everyone guffawed stonily and smashedly at Kakashi's one-sentanced humor. Naruto (who was also there), suddenly grabbed his crotch. "Yo, G's, u no ah relly gotza wizzle-ta-tha-fizzle so ya u no rite n ya I brb shizzles.*"

 

The group watched Naruto wizzle into the fire-izzle. Wall, all but Sasuke and Itachi who were having hot, incesty ass sex in a nearby bush, all of which will be graphically described in chapter 7 because I hear that chicks dig that sort of thing. Being one of broadened horiziens I naturally feel that boyxboy should be right in this world. And I love chicks like fat kids love cake so stfu.

 

Anyway, just as Sakura was, for some reason or another, taking off her top for Kakashi (and Ino, Shikamaro, Shino, Chouji, Kiba, Kimimaro, Gaara, Ten Ten, Kankuro, the Kyuubi, Temari, and Kisame, all of who were there do but I couldn't be bothered to list off until now,) when suddenly the terrifying slouchy figure of L suddenly made himself present in the middle of the Naruto Cast's circle.

 

To shorten the next paragraph:

 

Everyone: "Wtf?"

 

L gazed around at the Naruto cast. "So, who else knew that dying sent you through a wormhole in the anime universe to alternate anime and manga series?"

 

Emily Rose** nodded and rose her hand. Then her eye twitched and she stared screaming about Satan and tearing her own hair out.

 

Naruto finally gave up on putting out the fire with his urine ad waggled his manhood and L. "Who're you?"

 

L blinked. "I am L. Shouldn't you guys be filming?"

 

"Dude, no way!" Iruka (yet another unlisted character) exclaimed. "We're having our episode 20461 afterparty. Cause, damn, you know, the freaking artists just won't give us a break. How many god damned episodes ARE there to this anime? HOLY CRAP!"

 

L smiled and poked his thumb into his own mouth. "Oh, I see."

 

Shikamaru pointed a lazy (and most likely drunken) figer at all. "Neh, neh. You don't even have an anime, dumbass. You only have a manga."

 

L frowned. "I may not have an anime but I own you al lbecause I am L. Aside from that, I also get about five or so seconds of screen time in Full Metal Panic: The Second Raid, episode Six**. You can even ask Misamisa-chan, Yagami-kun and Yagami-san. They're in it, too."

 

The Naruto cast stared.

 

Kimimaro was the first to leap up. "Yo, Sasuke, can we borrow your television for a little while?"

 

There was a muffled moan of permission from the bushes and everyone hurriedly ran to the Uchiha house to see for themselves, amongst Emily Rose's screams of "YOU'RE ALL NAZI'S! YOU'RE ALL FRICKEN NAZI'S!"***.

 

And so they watched Full Metal Panic: The Second Raid, Episode Six to see L's screentime.

 

(Author's Note;)

* = Translation: Yo, gangsters, you know, I really have to piss, so yeah, you know... right. And yeah. Be right back, shits.

 

**= Oh god, I don't know. Blame the coffee.

 

*** = It's true. You can even see for yourself if you have the episode. Or if you frequent the LJ community "death_note", where they have about 50000+ posts from screencaps of it.

 

**** = "YOU'RE ALL NAZI'S! YOU'RE ALL FRICKEN NAZI'S!" - Cookie Monster; A quote from Family Guy. ... I like Family Guy.

 

(/Author's Note)