Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ ~Score~ ❯ Old Friends Meet ( Chapter 1 )

A/N: Hey there! First fanfic over here! I've never written something like this before, so bear with me, okay? In case of people wondering what the ratings, categories of this are, I'll just clarify.

 

NC-17 OKAY!! So, if you're younger than that and get offended by what I write…guess what? Screw you!

 

Yaoi - this means boy on boy action, right? BOY/BOY…So, if you're a homophob, then don't read this either. I'm not writing this to start some huge political debate. It's a story…that I write in my spare time because I'm bored and I like writing.

 

Comedy - I don't really know if this is funny or not. So if you think the comedy is non-existent, tell me, okay? ^_^

 

Lemon issues - this will in fact, be a lemon. It may not have a lemon scene until the last chapter, but we'll just see how it goes

 

 

Score - by Goten-Rockz

 

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Naruto's POV

 

Don't you think it's funny? You know, how people think…feel? I mean, it's just strange how people have their own thoughts, and they listen to them…Yet we can't hear them. They could be thinking all sorts of things, but doing something completely different. Or, you know those people that don't give way anything with their face…what are they really thinking? It's something I'd like to know.

 

 

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Naruto walked slowly down the beaten path of Konoha's streets, towards the bridge which he was supposed to be at by 9:00am. It was 10:30. Being Naruto, he just had to stop by Ichiraku's and get a nice helping of 30 bowls of ramen…at 9 o'clock in the morning, like a normal, sane person. Finally arriving at the bridge, Naruto sees Sakura, her back facing him. She was probably searching for her one true love, Sasuke-kun.

 

“Yo! Sakura-chan! What's up?” Naruto yelled, being his usual loud self. Sakura turned around and grinned like a fool. She ran over to him and gave him a hug, earning a puzzled `eh?' from the victim of her glomping.

 

“Oh! Naruto-kun! What have you been doing? You look so handsome! And…wait…YOU'RE LATE BASTARD!” She punched Naruto in the head, flooring him instantly. You can tell that Inner Sakura has been winning the battles recently.

 

“What the- you're crazy, d'you know that?!” Sakura laughed and helped Naruto off the ground. He dusted of his black combats quickly.

 

“Sorry about that, Naruto-kun…My anger seems to be getting the better of me recently. Where are Sasuke-kun and Kakashi-sensei? Oooooh, if they aren't here soon, I'm gonna have to hurt someone…” he voice went low and menacing, making Naruto shuffle back slightly, afraid of what might happen to him if Kakashi-sensei and Sasuke-teme don't turn up soon.

 

“How have you been Sakura-chan? It's been a while.” Naruto asked.

 

“A while?! 2 years more like. First you leave, then Sasuke-kun leaves, then Kakashi-sensei is nowhere to be found *growl*. Me? I've been great. I'm officially as good as Tsunade-sama, and I have a boyfriend.” Naruto dropped. Over the past few years, he hadn't really thought about the whole boyfriend/girlfriend scene.

 

“Who is it?” Naruto asked carefully. Sakura blushed furiously.

 

“Oh, Lee-san.” Naruto did absolutely nothing. He was past laughing. Past fainting. He just stood there, stared for a second and dismissed what he just heard.

 

“So…”

 

“Naruto, what are you wearing? I'm so used to seeing you in orange; it's a bit strange for me.” Naruto looked down at himself and smiled. Apart from the black combats, he was wearing a skin-tight zip-up, wristbands and the standard issue bandages.

 

“Well, you know what they say `Ninja's dress in all black'...'sides, I wanted to refresh my image. Does it not look good, Sakura-chan?” he replied, a bit naively. Sakura laughed.

 

“It looks -”

 

“You look great…really hot, actually. ” Naruto and Sakura looked around, completely confused.

 

“Who said that?” Naruto asked to the intruder. All around him he could hear a menacing chuckling, a familiar one.

 

“Three guesses.” Naruto scowled and looked behind him.

 

“Sasuke-teme.” Sasuke was standing there, all smug-like with that smirk on his face. He started to clap his hands slowly.

 

“Well done dobe. You got it in one guess. Now,” he said, his voice steadily getting huskier, “What should I give you as a prize?” Naruto shivered, and then, he got vex.

 

“Sasuke-teme! Don't call me dobe, ne? Why do you have to do that anyways? Always going around like a creepy pervert. You spend too much time with Kakashi-sensei. And you have no right to judge me about the way I look, alright?! I don't go around talking about what you're weari-” Naruto, for once, couldn't say anything. He had only just got a proper look at Sasuke (no wonder Sakura hadn't said anything yet). *I'm not even gonna go there* Naruto thought to himself. Naruto walked off towards his house, not even acknowledging Kakashi when he appeared in front of him.

 

 

 

A/N: Ohhhh, the suspense! Has Sasuke actually turned into a girl? Has he got a beard that's 7ft long and wearing orthopedic shoes? Find out next time, on `Score'.

 

So, what do you guys think? I mean, for a first chapter? I hope it's alright. Anyways, you can contact me at Pretty_Faced_B_I_T_C_H@hotmail.com, or post reviews on the website. If you leave a review, can you leave your email address so I can fire off a thanks? That would be great