Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ ~Score~ ❯ Who's the Perv in the Bush ( Chapter 2 )

 

A/N: I'm sooo sorry I've taken so long to write this chapter! I've got my exams coming up, and I was trying to revise for them (not very successfully I might add. Revision is sooo not my style). Anyways, thanks you guys for commenting. I never thought I'd get so many!!! This chapter is like, unbelievable short though. I didn't want you guys to lose interest, and I'm hoping that my little treat at the end of this chappie will help you stay focused : D

 

 

Chapter 2: The Perv In The Bushes

 

Naruto sat on the stool in Ichiraku's and slowly (WTF?! Naruto can eat slowly?!) ate from his large bowl of miso ramen. For once, he had lost his appetite. No matter which way he looked at it, he couldn't make sense of anything that had happened 20 minutes ago. *Right, I went to see Sakura-chan, Kakashi-sensei and Sasuke-teme. I popped by Ichiraku's and had some ramen. Sakura-chan shouted at me for being late, and told me Lee-san was her boyfriend -shudder-. After that, Sakura-chan said I looked good, and then…SASUKE-TEME HIT ON ME!* In his frustration he accidentally poked himself in the eye with his chopsticks and ran around Ichiraku's frantically for ten minutes, trying to ease the pain. He went back to his stool and sulked a bit more whilst eating his ramen. Finishing up, he thanked the chef kindly and turned around only to bump into the person who he was thinking about…El Bastardé…

 

“Sasuke-teme! Why are you here? This is official Naruto territory.” Naruto scowled at the man in front of him. Sasuke just smirked.

 

“This is not your territory. I just happened to have a craving, so I came here. Any problems with that?” Naruto was dumbfounded.

 

“WHAT THE FUCK?! I just told you I had a problem with it! You're such an idiot! I can't believe that you…YOU! of all people said that to me!” Naruto turned his back to the stupid man before him. Sasuke chuckled demonically, irking Naruto even more.

 

“You always did get worked up about nothing. Such a childish trait. I thought you would have grown up in the last few years. Seems I was mistaken.” Sasuke voice was full of condescending mock.

 

“Sasuke. Why. Don't. You. Shut. YOUR BIG FRICKIN' MOUTH!” Naruto stormed right up to Sasuke, shoving him into the wall. He moved his head in close, maybe an inch away from Sasuke's. Sasuke could feel the heat from Naruto's breath meet his face.

 

“Don't you dare call me childish”, Naruto said, deathly quiet. “You don't know me anymore. I am a completely different person than before. If you continue to do this, you will be the one to regret it. Understand?” Sasuke bowed his head as if in defeat. Naruto loosened his grip on Sasuke's throat and looked at him carefully. A deep throated chuckle came from Sasuke's throat, and he lifted his head up to reveal his bright red Sharingan eyes. Naruto tried to move back but it was futile, and in a millisecond, Naruto was the one pinned up against the wall.

 

“Dobe…you're really starting to get on my nerves,” he began, his features twisting into a malevolent scowl. “If you don't understand anything by now…then you probably never will. I'm just going to have to…thoroughly explain things to you…aren't I?” Naruto said nothing and averted his eyes from Sasuke's. He couldn't understand it, but it was impossible for him to look at Sasuke in the eyes at that moment. Sasuke grabbed hold of Naruto's chin and forced him to look at him.

 

“You're so lucky that you're Naruto...`cause if you weren't, I swear…” And with that, Sasuke let go, turned away and left in the direction of the Uchiha mansion, leaving Naruto standing in his wake, staring at the `Naruto rocks my world' printed on the back of his tight black T-shirt. He tried not to let the fact the Sasuke's clothes were like a Naruto Shrine get to him, and tried to focus on what the hell was actually happening. *I have never been so confused in my life* Naruto thought to himself. *I need to understand what's going on before my head explodes* He slowly contemplated his options ands seeing as Sasuke was the only one who knew what Sasuke was thinking, he gradually made his way to the Uchiha mansion, not noticing a certain ninja following him with hungry eyes.

 

 

Sooo! What do you think? Who's the `Perv in the Bushes'??? I know! (Of course I know, I'm writing the goddamn story!) It's…*Dun Dun DUN!!! -Gradually fades into the James Bond theme tune-

 

I sooo don't make any sense. Find out who the horny git is in the next chapter of `Score' *In my deepest American accent*