Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ A Secret I'd Never Tell You ❯ It was an accident, Damn it! ( Chapter 4 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

By: Darkened Fire - Tears of a Kitsune

Author's Notes: Nooo! My computer's internet broke! So because I'm not reading other people's fanficiton, it gives me more time to write me own! Yes! That means two updates in one hour! Yay! But that also means terrible quality, as per usual with my fics. -mutters darkly- Anyway, I hope everyone enjoys this chapter, review when you're done reading! .

Sasuke: Do you enjoy putting me in these positions?

Fox: Yes, yes I do. But so do you! So stop complaining.

Sasuke: …You're going to hell one day…

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Sasuke stared in horror at the boy before him, who was now rolling on the floor laughing. Now, one word was playing over and over within his mind, the word was simply `Shitshitshitshitshit!' This was because of a) the `beautiful girl' he had been imagining while `taking care' of himself just so happened to be that same idiotic boy that was Naruto and b) Naruto had heard him masturbating.

At the blondes words how, the dark haired boy's mind had blanched, `Sakura?' Sighing with relief, mentally of course, the Uchiha thanked the gods for Naruto's stupidity. “Dobe, I don't like Sakura.” He crossed his arms over his chest and shifted slightly, though he regretted it when his pants squelched slightly due to its sticky contents. “Sure you don't.” The other boy snickered, sitting up. “If it wasn't her then, who was it?” He smiled coyly as if knowing the answer, which of course, he didn't.

Sasuke scowled. “As if I'd tell you.” He replied, turning away to open his chest of drawers and pulling out some clean shorts and boxers. “Now unless you want to see me changing, go away.” The blonde pouted momentarily. “Aww, you're no fun.” However, when Sasuke tugged at the waistband of his shorts in a threatening manner, Naruto leapt to his feet. “Aghh!” He cried, dashing out of the room and slamming to door behind him. “As if I'd want to see you naked, Sasuke-bastard.” Came a muffled voice from the other side of the door. “Hmph, I'm not one of you scary little fan club…” dark muttering followed, which was ignored by the dark haired boy who got changed as quickly as possible.

Pushing on the door to leave his room, Sasuke rolled his eyes when the door wouldn't budge. “Dobe, stop leaning against the door so I can come out.” Naruto poked his tongue out, despite the fact that no one could see it. “No bastard, you can stay in there.” Pushing against the door again, applying all of his weight against the door, the dark haired boy pushed again. “Move, stupid.”

“No”

“Yes”

“Nope”

“Yes”

“Nuh-uh”

“Just move idiot!”

Just then, Sasuke ploughed his shoulder into the wooden door just as Naruto moved away. The door flew open unexpectedly, the dark haired boy falling through it. The blonde, who had turned to see a very surprised Sasuke towering over him, simply meeped at the sight.

Thud. The two landed on the floor, Naruto's back pressed to the ground while Sasuke's leaned over him on his hands and knees, having fallen but managing to catch himself just in time. The two stared, wide eyed, at each other for a few moments, breathing heavily. Suddenly, realizing exactly what had happened, Naruto squealed in a much too feminine voice “Pervert! Get off me!” and proceeded to wiggle about underneath his rival. His arm bashed into Sasuke's, which had been supporting the older boy, and managed to fall directly on top of the squirming teen. “Oof!” He wheezed as the air was knocked from his lungs.

“Meep!” Naruto squeaked in a surprised voice before beginning to struggle again. His hip grinded against the Uchiha's suddenly, coaxing a surprised gasp from them both plus a low moan from the taller of the two. Sasuke squeezed his eyes shut, though the blonde simply yelped and writhed about before finally being able to successfully push the dark haired boy off him. Scooting back away from one another, they glared at each other, Sasuke having to mask his second erection for the day.

“Well well, my thoughts on your interests proved to be correct, Sasuke.” Came a lazy voice from the window across from them. Both said boy and Naruto's head shot up to see Kakashi crouched on the window sill, `Come Come Paradise' book in hand. “You do have a thing for our little Naruto.” He drawled slyly, looking up from his book. “I-That's not true.” The Uchiha scowled, crossing his arms over his chest and getting to his feet. A few feet away the blonde did the same, scrambling to a stand. “Master Kakashi! How long have you been there!” He pointed an accusing finger at his teacher. “Long enough.” Eyes narrowed, Sasuke frowned “It was an accident, it wasn't meant to happen.” He muttered darkly. “Of course not.” Somehow, it didn't seem as if the older man believed them.

“Why are you here anyway?” Quick to change the subject, the dark haired boy leant back against the wall. “Ah yes, Naruto, Iruka is looking for you, something about a prank you pulled on him?” Paling visibly, said teen scratched the back of his head. “Oh, yeah, I forgot about that…” raising an eyebrow, Sasuke honestly didn't want to know what his rival had done this time. “If you were looking for Naruto, why did you come here?” The silver haired jounin shrugged, having gone back to reading his novel. “He wasn't at Ichiraku, at his apartment, training or with Sakura, where else would he be?” The older teen frowned, finding it strange that out of all the places in the villagem, his home was one of the most likely places for the blonde to be.

“Come on then Naruto, time to go.” The scarecrow reached out and took hold of the said boy's ear, “We'd better go then.” He spoke over Naruto's cries and struggles. “Oh, and Sasuke? You'd better go and take care of that.” Glancing down at the part of his body where Kakashi had gestured to, he blushed to see that he still had an erection very plain to see. Somehow though, Naruto had not seen anything and by the time the dark haired boy looked up once more, the two were gone.

Author's Notes: -Sigh- so far all my updates are so short! Evil! Oh well, at least it's there. This one was actually a lot of fun to write, so I hope you all had fun reading it too! Reviewers get more plushies! Plus chips!