Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ A story w/ no name. ❯ The MORONS ARE ATTACKING THE MORONS ARE ATACKING!!! ( Chapter 1 )

Catsura's POV

I looked around the classroom and not seeing any open seats. Then my eyes rested on one between two boys, one with raven hair and one with a bright orange outfit on. `Ah well…better then the floor…' I sat down and pulled out my notebook and started to draw. I could see the boy on my left, raven, looking at my paper at the corner of his eye. The teacher started to talk and the boy on my right fell asleep. The boy on my left snorted.

“Dobe.” Then the boy on my right exploded.

“What did you say, teme?!” The raven haired boy had an icy voice as he replied.

“Why should I repeat myself to a looser like you?” They went on like that and the teacher ignored them. I was getting annoyed. Normally I let it go in my old village, but this isn't my old village and this was starting to get to be too much.

In front of my notebook I crossed my index finger and my middle finger with my other index and middle of my other hand and stood up. I kept in that position and then I drew out my arms and hit them both in the forehead causing them to pass out. The teacher turned around at the abrupt stop of the argument. He saw my standing there with my arms outstretched and so I sat down and continued to draw.

“Sauske!” A girl with pink hair screeched. “What did you do?”

“Which one is that?” I asked. She looked at me dumbstruck. Then she looked at me again.

“You must be new… That's Sauske.” She points. I look at the raven haired boy.

“Who's that?” I point to the blond.

“Naruto. He always picks fights with Sauske-“

“Actually Sauske picked one with Naruto this time…” I have a feeling Sauske always starts it…

“Well…-Wah what are you doing!” The bell rang. I put away all of my stuff and picked up the two boys in addition to my backpack with all the heavy books and theirs. “How are you doing that?” I shrug and walk up to the teacher.

“Can I take these guys to the infirmary, they're gonna be out for a while.” He just nodded and handed me a pass.

I walked down the hall and opened the door to the infirmary. The nurse stood up clearly looking shocked.

“How are you- Never mind what happened?” She asked as she opened the door.

“They got annoying… I knocked them out.” I set each boy down. Her jaw dropped.

“Usually it takes an ANBU high-ranking officer to knock them out. And they are usually just out for a few minuets… How'd you do it?” She asked.

“Ninja knock-out technique I learned it in my old village…” The nurse fell silent.

“Do you need a pass to get back to class?”

“No I think I'll wait till they wake up.” She pursed her lips but didn't press it and sat back in the office.

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“Ungh, I feel like crap…Ow my forehead.” I looked at Naruto.

“Shut up, dobe.” Sauske's voice managing to be icy even when he's half conscious.

“Jerk…” Naruto muttered as he sat up.

“Who are you?” Sauske asked I could tell his was sharper then Naruto.

“Who do you think I am?” Naruto replied.

“I wasn't talking to you, dobe.” Sauske rolled his eyes.

“I'm Catsura Kunai; I come from the village of Kunoku.”

“The speed village.” Sauske replied knowledgably. I nodded.

“You are one twisted sister.” Naruto chimed in. I cocked my head.

“How?”

“Well for one you knocked us clean out and two you have cat ears.” My ears twitched.

“Well you've got fox whiskers!” I sounded like a kid, but I'm very defensive of my ears.

“She's got a point-“Sauske added then Naruto interrupted.

“You've got no room to talk wheel-eyes!” It seemed Naruto is also defensive of his animal traits that show through. Sauske's eyes narrowed.

Then the bell rang signaling the end of sixth period. “Well, I think I have wasted more then enough time with you numbskulls so bye.” I walked out of the infirmary leaving the stunned boys behind. I was almost to my 7th period classroom when I hear a shout. I turned around to see the cotton candy haired kounochi behind me. (A/N: I don't know if I spelt kounochi right. And if you don't know it means female ninja.)

“Hey you, is Sauske alright?” I rolled my eyes thinking of several ways to dispose of the annoying girl, but wiped them from my mind as I turned to look at her.

“He's fine…” `Wow this chick is acting like I killed the guy.' A look of relief passed her face. “And my name aint `Hey you' it's Catsura.”

“Oh… Hi I'm Sakura.” A cheerful smile on her face.

`This girl is creepy.' I thought to myself as I walked into the classroom. The pink haired girl flounced in ahead of me and sat down in one of the yet again available seats next to Sauske and a blond haired girl in purple. I could tell Sauske was there against his will. (A/N: ^-^ *grins* Ha! Take that Uchiha! You icicle hearted stick in the ass!*throws fist in the air*and to all Sauske fans if you have a problem…Bite me! `Cause I'm not apologizing!*runs out door screaming* Na, na, na, na, na!* walks back in* Ok I'm done.) I walked over to the last seat in-between Naruto and a red haired guy with a gourd on his back.

Naruto looks at me*--_--*”Oh, you.” I just look back at him and shrug. * `-` * Then I point to Sauske. Then Naruto grins. *^^* Then I grin *^^*. (A/N: If I were Sauske I would probably be crying *T-T*, but I'm not so he can suffer *cue evil laughter* bwhahahahaha! OK I'm done *^^*:) “Jerk… gets what he deserves.” He whispered quietly to me. I laughed I didn't know Sauske that well, but I'm sure he's right. Then the teacher called the class' attention to himself.

“OK everyone look at the two people next to you.” I looked at Naruto who beamed back and then looked at the pale red haired kid who darted his eyes from Naruto then to me. He stared at me for a while then looked back at the silver haired teacher. “Know now that these are the two people you will see till the end of your ninja training every day.” I heard a mixture of sounds some happy some sad some angry some annoyed. The only sound that came from our group was from Naruto which sounded happy.

“Well at least I don't have to deal with Sauske anymore!” He said cheerfully. I looked at him and smiled.

“I know you guys must just want to give me a hug, but don't cause I don't want to hug you. Now put your names on a piece of paper and give it to me. I will not accept the paper unless your whole team signed it; now let me read my book.”

“Kakashi sensei is such a perv I don't know how they allow him to read those books in school.” Naruto wondered aloud. I looked at my desk and saw a paper on it with the name Gaara written on it I signed it and handed it to Naruto. He signed it. “Here.” He said as he handed it to me. I rolled my eyes. I grabbed it folded it and then grabbed the back of Naruto's shirt and shoved the paper in. “What the? HEY!” I laughed as he tried to get the paper out from the back of his shirt. Then I took my notebook and aimed for his head.

“SWACK!” I struck home. He went head first down the stairs to the teacher. The paper fluttered down and landed in front of Kakashi. Then I walked down the stairs grabbed the back of Naruto's coat and dragged his pathetic ass back up the stairs sitting him right side up in the chair. He glared at me. *>-<*. (A/N: I don't have anything against Sauske I just don't like him, don't ask me why cause I have no clue… I know I said I wouldn't apologize, but I lied so I'm sorry to everyone I insulted. *sigh* and Sauske too…) (PS: I love character punishing! I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just that way…) then the bell rang signaling the end of the day. I walked home waiting for the stupid day to end.

 

Catsura: Hope you like it and please leave a review. Unless you wanna wake up with a katanna stuck through your chest. And if you don't know what a katanna is I guess you'll find out if you don't leave a review. *^^*

Naruto: *snickers*

Catsura: *glares at Naruto* shut up! Don't make me get Gaara.

Naruto: He'll probably just kill you.

Catsura: Probably, but I can come back you actually exist. I'm just a figment of some crazy chick's mind.

Authoress CJ: Crazy chick huh? *Stabs Catsura*

Catsura: *doubles over* Damn. *Passes out*

Authoress CJ: *^^* That's better! Bye leave a review or I'll go to your house and stab you in your sleep. But I'm too lazy so Gaara will probably come instead.

Naruto: *cowers in corner*

Authoress CJ: *Looks over grins*

Naruto: *pretends to be passed out*

Authoress CJ: And if anyone wants to be my beta thanks. I swear I spell so much stuff wrong!