Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ A story w/ no name. ❯ THE DRUNK HOBOE MORON IS ATTACKING! HELP! ( Chapter 2 )

Hi! I will now have a “Everyone has their mornings” blurb in the beginning of each chapter. Ps: I'm putting myself into these characters so some characters may not seem like themselves and if you no like you no read!

“EVERYONE HAS THEIR MORNINGS”

Gaara's morning:

*A bird chirped outside his window *

Gaara: “…” *raises hand * “Sand Coffin.”

Bird: *squish *

Catsura: *Looks up * Damn… I guess I found Gaara's house… *Sand starts to move towards her * “Shit!” *Runs *

Gaara: *Looks out window * “Screw life.”

*END *

 

`Ahhh…. Saturday.' I took a deep breath. `No school… I never do homework so… no homework…' “ I'm bored.” I look out the window and look down. I see Sauske at my front door. I walk down stairs and open the door.

“Yes?” Sauske looked startled.

“How'd you know I was here?” I pointed up. “Oh…” Okay maybe I overestimated him. I stood at the door impatiently. I was in my underwear and a camisole.

“Come in if you're just gonna gawk.” I walk inside to get some pants on while Sauske follows. I didn't know what he was gawking at until I looked into the mirror. I was wearing black bikini style underwear and tight-fitting red camisole with black lace fringing it. `Good time to not wear normal underwear like a human… Well I wasn't expecting a guy to come over and I couldn't find my baggy shirt and sleeping shorts so I put these on. I pulled on a pair of cargo-pants and a black shirt that read STOP READING MY SHIRT! In red letters. I stepped out of my room to see Sauske seated on my couch. “So…”

“Naruto asked me to ask if you wanted to go with us to go do some thing cool. In English egg some houses.”

“No thanks I gotta get some work done, but tell Naruto thanks for inviting me.” Sauske nodded and walked out the door then called back. “Later.”

“Later.” I just lied to his face. “Hmmm… I think I'll go for a walk though…”

I walked down the quiet deserted streets. Looking at everything and nothing at the same time. I walked down an ally taking a short cut back to my house, bad idea, dead-end. I turned around a man was blocking the way. I smiled and tried to edge my way around him, but he blocked my path.

“Excuse me.” I said. He grinned. I notice he was missing several teeth and had greasy hair. And had the unmistakable smell of rotten eggs. He didn't budge. “Excuse me.” I said in a more insistent tone.

“Ha.” His voice worse then his teeth and hair combined. Then he grabbed my arm. His skin was like sandpaper. “You're coming with me girl. Forced or not.” I growled. I hated these guys, homeless old guys who stoop to taking women and girls off the street at night and raping them leaving tem to die in some pile of week-old garbage. I struggled in his grip. He just laughed again. “Maybe this ought'a shut you up." He covered my mouth with a cloth. `Ha yea a cloth's really gonna shut me up.' Then I felt woozy. `Oh shit he put something on the cloth! Damn, damn, damn! I am so screwed!' My eyelids fluttered. Then I heard the man.

“Hey get out'a here red head. It's between me and the girl so get out'a here kid.” I looked over just before I passed out to see a dark cloud swarm towards the man.

 

I opened my eyes and slowly sat up, bad idea. A wave of nausea washed over me. A pale firm hand pushed me down I looked over. There stood Gaara. I don't know why he was here. I looked around and noticed this wasn't my house. It was way too bright. `This must be Gaara's house.'

“Did you save me?” I asked my voice hoarse and throat dry. Gaara looked at me with his icy light blue eyes then got up. He came back in a few seconds with a glass of water. He handed it to me; I drank it down. “Thank you.” I said in a clearer voice.

“Yes.” He said in a quiet voice. I smiled at him.

“Thank you. I owe you.” Gaara stared at me for a moment. I looked at his dark rimmed eyes.

`I think you should stay…” I blinked.

“I don't want to trouble you…” I looked into his eyes. I saw loneliness, sadness, and anger. I could tell he really wanted me to stay, so I lay back down and gave him one last smile before drifting to sleep.

When I opened my eyes again sunlight streamed in through an open window. I got up slowly to look out the window. The sun was heading into the west so I could tell it was getting dark. I heard a soft knock on the door. I turned the door opened to reveal a rather annoyed Gaara.

“Something wrong?” I asked. He looked at me.

“Yes my bother and sister want to come over to see how I'm doing.” I didn't get what he was asking.

“So what do you need me to do?” I asked.

“Can you cook?” I grinned.

“You are so lucky I can!” a look of relief passed his usually blank face. I looked into the fridge and then the pantry and all other food storage places. Gaara stood in the kitchen door. “Damn, Gaara! What the hell do you eat? There's nothing here!” I go to the front door and slip on my shoes. “We're going to the store!”

After we came back I set the groceries down and started to unload them.

“Gaara is you brother and sister allergic to anything?” I asked.

“Temari's allergic to Oregano and Kankuro's allergic to mustard.”

“You?”

“Peanut butter.” I started to cook. I think I might have scared Gaara because I was flying around the kitchen at a breakneck speed. By the time I had set the table and cleaned up it was 6:00 PM.

“Do you need me to pretend to be anyone?” I asked. He looked at me with a blank expression.

“I don't care who you want to be.” The doorbell rang.

“Do I look okay?” I asked. He rolled his eyes at me as he walked over to open the door. Gaara's brother and sister walked into the living room, Gaara following, and stared shocked to see me standing there.

“You have a maid, Gaara?” The boy said. `Cheeky bastard.' I rolled my eyes trying to endure this in silence. I looked at Gaara.

“No.” Said Gaara knowing I wasn't gonna take that bullshit much longer.

“Then is she your girlfriend?” Temari and Kankuro turned to look at him for a reaction. I could tell they were trying to get under his skin. Gaara looked at me for some help. I raised and eyebrow and gave him a catish grin. `I wanna see their reaction.' I mouthed to him. Gaara seemed to know where I was going with this. He turned to his brother and sister. I could tell they were expecting him to say no, but then he shocked the world, but not me.

“Yes.” Temari put a hand to her mouth in shock. Kankuro's eyes widened as he stiffened. Then Kankuro said the one thing we both had hoped he wouldn't.

“Prove it.” `Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn! Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! Fuck, fuck, fuck!' I did that about 20 times in my head before Gaara came over to me and leaned down slightly and kissed me. I hear Temari gasp and nothing from Kankuro. When we break apart Gaara looks into my eyes I smile. Gaara accepts this and turns to his brother whose before smug expression was wiped from his face replaced with wide-eyed shock mirroring his sisters.

“You were saying Kankuro?” Kankuro's face turned red as his face twisted into an angry snarl.

“Whose hungry?” I said halting Kankuro's rage. Temari looked at me gratefully. I led the way to the dinning room. Every one sat down. Temari looked at as if afraid to eat the delicate looking food. “Dig in.” I said encouragingly. Kankuro shrugged and took a piece of spicy teriyaki chicken I had made. He took a bite and continued to eat. Then Temari took some salad chewing slowly. I took some salad as well. Half way through the dinner I looked at Gaara.

“Eat.” I ordered. He looked at me annoyed. Then he picked up an apple out of the basket and took a bite. He looked at me again as if to say `Happy?' I nodded. At the end of dinner I cleared the dishes from the table and brought out the chocolate mousse pie I had also made. Kankuro looked at me as if I was some type of goddess. I nodded at him and smiled. After dinner Temari helped me in the kitchen while Gaara and Kankuro went to go play some video games and by the sound of it Gaara was winning. Temari smiled at me.

“I have never seen Gaara so happy or listen to anyone before…” I blushed. “I'm glad he has you… I'm sorry I never asked your name.”

“Oh no it's my fault, I'm Catsura Kunai.”

“Nice to meet you I'm Temari and wherever Kankuro is he's Kankuro.” I shook Temari's hand. Then we started to talk about Gaara.

 

Authors POV

Gaara was about to enter the kitchen to get some water when he heard his sister and “girlfriend” talking. He listened to make sure he wouldn't walk in on something personal I shook Temari's hand. Then we started to talk about Gaara.

 

Authors POV

Gaara was about to enter the kitchen to get some water when he heard his sister and “girlfriend” talking. He listened to make sure he wouldn't walk in on something personal.

 

Catsura/Author POV

“So you really love Gaara?” Temari asked.

“Yes.” I replied. “In his own way I think he loves me too.”

“I think you're right. Gaara was never the type to show his emotions; not even to us. I'm glad though now he has someone he can trust; someone he can love. I give you my blessing.” Temari sounded like a mom who was about to let her baby go. In a way I guess she was.

Gaara listened to this and realized why he tolerated Catsura at all. She was like the sun to him her kindness coming off her like warm bright rays of sunshine. Gaara didn't realize it, but he had a fallen in love.

 

Catsura's POV

After Temari and Kankuro left I straitened up the bare living room. I was bushed. I must have fell asleep while I was almost done because I remember Gaara carrying me to my room.

“G'night Gaara…” I mumbled. Then I reached up and kissed him on the cheek. I fell into an exhausted sleep.

 

Authoress CJ: Well it's the end of chapter 2 so what do you think? Please review, or end up like Catsura…

Catsura *withering in pain *

Naruto: *whimpers from corner *

Authoress CJ: Ummm… Okay… Now the random quote for now!

 

If light is knowledge

And dark is the unknown.

Then the closer you get to the light,

Is the closer you get to the shadows.

-Alexander my best guy friend-