Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ A story w/ no name. ❯ ummm... school ( Chapter 3 )

I'm baaack! *Cue more evil laughter * ok I'm done.

“EVERYONE HAS THEIR MORNINGS”

Naruto's morning:

Naruto: *wakes up * RAMEN! *Jumps up runs into kitchen * *puts water on stove *

Water: *Boils *

Naruto: *Gets out ramen * RAMEN! *Gets water *

Water: *burns Naruto *

Naruto: *holding hand * Damn! *Picks up water pours into ramen * RAMEN! *Eats ramen *

Ramen: *Burns Naruto's mouth *

Naruto: Damn! *Picks up ramen throws out window *

Sauske: *gets hit with ramen * NARUTO!

Naruto: *looks out window * Shit! *Runs *

*END *

 

` I opened my eyes to see a familiar red head standing over me. I jumped.

“Did I scare you?” I shook my head. “So are we gonna go to school or what?” I nodded. We walked to my house and Gaara waited in the living room while I got dressed. I grabbed my bag and we went to school. As we walked by people stared and whispered. Gaara and me talked and went our separate ways. In class as soon as I sat down Naruto jumped me with questions.

“Where the hell were you? I looked everywhere.”

“Does it matter?” I asked.

“Yes. The last Sauske saw you was on Saturday!”

“Well if you have to know I was at Gaara's.”

“Why were you there?” He asked.

“Who the hell died and made you a life inspector? What are you my mom?” I yelled.

“Humpf.” Naruto turned away. Then I turned to Sauske who had millions of questions locked and loaded ready to fire.

“Oh so now you're my dad too Sauske?” He glared with ice at me. I returned with fire. He looked away first. A day that started out fine was turning into hell. `Oh well at least I have lunch to look forward to.

I sat down next to Gaara at lunch. One look at his face told me his day was sucking too.

“Today sucks.” He looked at me.

“How does yours suck?” I took a deep breath and told him everything.

“You?” I ask.

“It's basically annoying. Whispering, stares, shit like that.”

“What were they whispering about?” He looked at me.

“Us. If we were together or not.” I shrugged I heard um.

“So…”

“What?”

“Are we?” He looked at me for a moment.

“I guess we can be…”

“Fine by me.”

“Me too. So were together now?” I nod. `AWKWARD!' The bell rang. The day went by fast it was time for gym 6th period, the period before training. Today was ribbon dancing. That is stupid because boy's and girls mixed in this class. I sat next to Gaara he looked at me and rolled his eyes. I laughed softly.

“Has anyone ever ribbon danced before?” Mrs. Thatch asked. I raised my hand. She looked at me. “Ah, miss Kunai. Would you care to demonstrate?” I hopped up. “Would you like music?” She asked?

“Yes can I use this CD?” I whipped out an Evanescence CD from my pocket.

“Yes which number? And what color ribbon?” She asked.

“#2 and black please.” She handed me a black and put it on 2.

`Don't cry to me if you loved me you would be here with me. You loved me come find me make up your miiiind.' I waited till she finished that sentence then I started to dance my feet keeping time with the music.

`Shouldn't let you fall lose it all, someday maybe you can remember yourself. Can't keep believing while oddly deceiving. I'm self and I'm sick of the lie and you're too late. Don't cry to me if you loved me you would be here with me.' (A/N: The songs way long and I'm too lazy to type it T-T soooo... Later! *Takes off *) after the song ended it was dead silent. Then one person clapped I looked over to see a lazy boy who looked half asleep with his ear pierced and his messy black hair pulled into a ponytail. (Shikamaru people) Then other people clapped. I bowed. Mrs. Thatch clapped me on the back.

“Nice work, Kunai.” I sat down. Gaara stared at me then scowled as I started to laugh. I laughed half the class looked at me.

“Are you having an episode?” He asked annoyed. I calmed down enough to answer.

“Probably, but no It's just the look on your face was so funny!” I start into hysterics again. He rolls his eyes.

“Gaara, will you get her out of here?” Mrs. Thatch asked. Gaara dragged me out of the gym into an empty classroom.

“Calm the heck down.” I stop.

“Sorry that was just so funny.” He smacks his hand to his forehead.

“You are such a dork…”

“But I'm your dork!”

“OMG.”

“Love you too.” I hug him. I let him go. “Fine be that way Mr. Me Myself and I.” I turn away from him. I don't hear anything for a while so I turn around thinking I hurt his feelings and what is he doing? What I ask? Laughing! Laughing, but no sound is coming out. I smack him on the shoulder and fake pout. Then the sound comes loud and brittle like he hasn't laughed in a long time.

“And you call me hysterical!” I sat down and pouted. Then I get up and walked to the office and the nurse looked at me as if expecting to see my carrying a dead body. “Can I take my hysterical boyfriend home he wont shut up and I think he's gonna hurt himself.” She sighed.

“No bring him in I'll see what I can do.” As soon as I brought the hysterical Gaara in she gasped. “Oh good heavens! I thought when you said `boyfriend' I thought you meant that hyper blond boy or the Uchiha boy!”

“Naruto and Sauske? Oh no they're my friends! But this hysterical person is my boyfriend.” Gaara continued laughing. “Should I slap him?”

“Oh good heavens no!” Then she muttered, “Only if you want to get killed…”

“Hmmm?” I heard her perfectly.

“I'm sure if you did that he wouldn't be thrilled.” She said quickly. “Oh but I think you should take the boy home before he chokes to death. Who's your next teacher?” She asked she looked like she wanted to get away from Gaara as fast as possible.

“Ummm, we have training… I believe it was with Kakashi sensei.”

“Oh okay…” This was a subtle hint she wanted us to go. So I dragged the red head out the door as he stopped laughing.

“Hysterical much?” I asked. He rolled his eyes and glared. We walked into a field and then Gaara jumped me. He kissed me roughly and then took off into the trees. Oh now he was being stupid. (I know the trick I'm about to pull Gaara would never fall for but this is Gaara's stunt double! *laughs* Uhhh no it's not… It's definitely Gaara, he's just pulling a Naruto.) I sat down in the field and tied grass together to make a chain. The minuet I sensed Gaara I took off in the opposite direction and doubled back and caught Gaara in the forehead with my ,famous , Ninja Knockout technique. I got him but I didn't have enough power behind it really get him. He grabbed my hand and tried to kiss me, but I ducked. He growled in irritation.

“Tsk, tsk, Gaara I'm not as easy as you think.”

“Neither am I.” I eeped as the sand clone poofed and the real Gaara wrapped his hands around my waist.

“Damn…” I said. He snorted.

“If it was that easy I could have saved the minuet of my life that I just wasted.”

“You're loss and I'm tired. I hate it when I become hysterical it's tiring.” We walked home. Me complaining on the way and Gaara threatening to slit my throat and make sure that my blood mixes with his sand so he can become stronger and me threatening him when we get home to gut him like a fish and hang him with his own intestines if he doesn't shut up.

*END CHAPTER3*

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