Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Akatsuki Chronicles: Childhoods ❯ Childhood of Konan ( Chapter 6 )

Akatsuki Chronicles: Childhood of Konan

 

Summary: `Sticky notes'complex parody, Konan-centered. The reason why Konan uses Paper Jutsu.

 

Note: I uhh.. am sorry I took more than half a year to update? XD Well actually, I never planned to write childhood parodies of every Akatsuki member.. But now, suddenly!, I found inspiration to write Konan's history. Expect more childhoods soon! Yeah!

 

Thanks: To my wonderful beta-er, Susan.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Ed, Edd, & Eddy's sticky notes idea. All credit go to Kishimoto and Danny Antonucci.

 

 

When I was 6 years old, there was one thing in the world that I really liked.

 

Sticky notes.

 

I liked the crisp smell of a freshly opened pack of yellow notes. I adored the soft sound they made when they were slowly pulled off the other notes. And I absolutely loved the feeling of the glue on the backside of all the notes, because with that glue, these notes could be stuck on a lot of things.

 

An awful lot of things, that is.

 

“Honey, don't forget your breakfast every morning.

Love, mom,” was written on the sticky note on a pack of cereals. I never liked cereals, so I kind of removed that note.

 

“Dear, don't forget to brush your teeth two times a day.

Love, dad,” was written on a sticky note which was stuck on my toothpaste. Yes dad, I always brush my teeth. I'm not stuuuuuupid, you know.

 

“Dear, always speak with two words.

Love, mom and dad,” was stuck on the front door of the house. Yes, mom. Yes, dad. I always do that. If you would talk to me, you'd know.

 

“We love you. Mom and dad,” was stuck on my bedpost. I never removed that note.

 

 

Five years full of sticky notes later, Konan met two very nice boys. A quiet one, Nagato, and a loud one, Yahiko. The three were always together, and were truly best friends.

 

That was, until Konan invited the two to her house for a visit.

 

Upon arrival Yahiko already eyed the 5 sticky notes on the front door curiously.

 

When entering the living room, Nagato grew even more quiet when he had to remove 17 notes only to be able to sit on the couch.

 

When he went to the bathroom, Yahiko found it very creepy but also fascinating that Konan was able to pee while having a sticky note attached to the toilet seat.

 

While waiting for the drinks, Nagato silently made the discovery it wouldn't really be difficult to copy the handwriting of Konan's mom and dad.

 

And when Konan said she couldn't find the cookies, and she had to check the storeroom in the basement, Yahiko and Nagato decided to see how well Konan would follow the orders on the sticky notes.

 

“Sweetheart, friends are the most important things in the world. Treat them with much respect, and always give them pizza and candy.

Love, mom.” Konan didn't quite understand it when she spotted the note on the refrigerator, but immediately called the local pizzeria to order a pizza for her two friends.

 

“Dear, if you ever invite boys over, you must call them `Master'. Because you are a girl, that's why.

Love, dad.” Konan read the note on the telephone twice. No, it really said `Master'. She found her parents recent notes getting stranger and stranger. But the handwriting was right, and her parents only communicated through these notes. So why doubt them?

 

“Baby-girl, have we ever told you that you are Not Cool? No? Well, you are. So if you ever get Cool friends, you must always do whatever they say, because they are cooler than you.

Love, mom and dad.” Konan froze when she read the note that was stuck on the table in front of Nagato and Yahiko. Something wasn't right, but what?

 

Then she found yet another note on her bedpost (“Pumpkin, the latest fashion for girls is to wear their underwear OVER her jeans. Please do that. Love, mom and dad.”), and she knew Nagato and Yahiko were playing a joke on her.

 

 

Not a day later, Konan got rid of the 2.476 sticky notes in her house. Then she went to the store and bought a pack of origami paper.