Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Anything's Possible ❯ Mr. Anything Strikes Again ( Chapter 3 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Kyuubi16 
Once again Naruto and Kim meet which leads to some funny and interesting encounter. Also the one where Naruto's accused of being a pervert.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Romance | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.22.2013 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 699 | Status: Completed
Once again Naruto and Kim meet which leads to some funny and interesting encounter. Also the one where Naruto's accused of being a pervert.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Romance | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.22.2013 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 699 | Status: Completed
Anything’s Possible
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Naruto x Kim x Shego
Ron x Yori
Monique x OC
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Story Start
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Even with all the increased security it was rather easy for Naruto to sneak in the museum. Though literally bumping into Kim Possible was not part of the plan.
''You!''
''No, Yu isn't my name. I'm pretty sure it has something to do with whirlpools,'' Naruto remarked like a smart-ass and duck under Kim's flying kick. ''Whoa...damn you're quick but not quick enooooough!'' Naruto taunted as he ducked under another attack. ''You're too slooow!'' he said as he back flipped and bumping into a pedestal accidentally destroying a priceless vase. ''Aaw crap. In hindsight I now realize I should have red those blue prints.''
''Freeze!'' the Security Guards rushed in through the doorways as they all seemed to be carrying beanbag guns and tasers.
''You know if you started using real bullets you can stop shit like this from happening again. The people would be dead.'' he mocked as they began firing the beanbag gun to which Naruto started doing some impossibly exaggerated super human stuff and began leaping and spinning in the air as he snatched the bean bags out of the air and began throwing them back at the security guards were knocked on their asses, groaning in pain. Zipping behind another one of the security guards he stole his night stick and grabbed his arm, redirecting the fired taser to another security guard causing him to drop. He was having so much fun he was just able to block Kim Possible's fist with his ankle. Why his ankle you might ask? Just because he was trying to be that bad-ass.
''So have you given my offer any thought? I know this nice little place that serves some bomb sushi.'' he suggested as he continued to shamelessly flirt with the red head.
''And I have to say no to your offer,'' she responded as they engaged in some good old fisticuffs. Kim sprang forward in a kick, shouting. A hand almost lazily clamped around her ankle and swung, sending her flying into a wall. Without waiting for the ringing in her ears to fade, she slid to one side seconds before Naruto's foot passed though the place where her head had been.
Righting herself up she unleashed a series of punches at his midsection to which he simply swerve to the side to avoid like jello. Executed another flip, she rammed her elbow into his back. To her vast surprise, it connected resulting in a grunt of pain.
''My back! My one weakness!'' he cried out dramatically as he began pawing for the air. For a moment Kim was stunned; considering the nature of the people she was used to fighting a person's back being there one weakness was rather normal in comparison; though it appeared he was leading her on as a split second later his foot slammed upwards into her stomach.
Gurgling, she doubled over and an elbow pounded into her from above. She lay on the ground for several seconds, retching, gasping for breath, using all her self-control not to scream in agony. Finally the pain receded to manageable levels, and she pulled herself to her feet when she felt a sharp object placed against her neck.
''I could kill you right now if I wished to do so. So I'm telling you now Possible-san you need to stop being so careless. Just because you've been able to do anything so far doesn't mean you should let it go to your head. One day you won't come up against one of these over the top morons, but against a cold stone killer who will simply put a bullet in your head instead of these foolish death traps. In fact slitting your throat right now would save them the trouble.''
Kim found herself breaking into a cold sweat. She had found her life put in danger many times, but never had anyone been so cold, so ruthless, so direct about killing her while having the power to do so and the opportunity. So when the object was removed she was quite startled.
''But lucking for you I'm not that kind of person,'' he said as he crouched over to get to her eye level. ''So night night.'' he said with a grin as he pressed his lips against hers.
Kim knew she should have been outraged, that she should have pushed the blond away and threw out some colorful curses but she was so caught off guard she didn't know how to react. Then suddenly a fist impacted her stomach and she knew she was out for the count.
''Were you successful?'' Kuiinshi asked as his face appeared on a flying monkey robot.
''Damn straight!'' he said as he looked at the room with all the unconscious bodies. ''And now to get what I came for.'' he said as he went to work, Kuiinshi annoying him throughout the entire process.
''Are you into that kind of shit where the girl is unconscious? It's kind of shaping out to be that way.''
''Go to hell K? This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't opened your mouth!''
''Now we both know my only purpose in life is to cause other people a vast amount of paranoia and misery.''
''Oh is that why you're single?''
''Piss off Naruto and get the damn item.”
''Yeah, yeah you dick!”
Kim let out an annoyed roar as she once more found herself in a different location then she had fainted! She decided she was going to kick his ass. She was going to make him get on his knees and she shook away the thoughts as her face heated up. That damn pervert was corrupting her. He not only had the nerve to knock her out 'again', but she had also stolen a kiss from him. She was definitely going to kick his handsome face in.
After a few more days she had managed to track him down again. This time he was caught red-handed stealing a PlayStation 3. ''Really now? Petty theft?''
Naruto shrugged, ''K always bitches when I use his so I thought I get my own.'' he said setting down the system. ''Are you really trying to fight me again?''
''Now that I know what you're capable of I'm not going to let my guard down.'' she was confident that she would do better unlike their last encounters.
''Very well Kim-Kim if you want me to play with you some more I can indulge your desires.'' he said licking his lips and causing Kim to go red.
''You damn pervert!" she was about to launch forward to strangle him, but stopped herself as she knew giving into anger would cause her to get sloppy.
''I'm a very lecherous guy, not a pervert!''
''You stole a kiss from me!'' she accused him as she shrugged.
''You stole a glance at my ass!'' he argued as Kim began sputtering.
''You don't have any proof...'' she quickly clamped her hand over her mouth.
''Ooh...sometime you wish to inform the class Kim-Kim?'' he continued to teaser her with the purposely annoying nickname.
''Don't call me that, ''she grumbled as she tried to keep her cool. She didn't know why, but this guy seemed to really get under her skin.
''Aaw...but Shego already has monopoly on Kimmie though!'' Naruto whined as Kim froze, her eyes narrowing.
''How do you know about Shego?'' she asked him with a dangerous edge to her voice.
''What straight male villain or any straight male connected to the media or law enforcement wouldn't know about Shego? I can't tell you how many of the guys grumble about how an idiot like Drakken got his hands on that beauty. She really works that jump suit. '' he said as Shego would definitely be his choice of a poster girl for the implausible figure. Well as humanely possible as being naturally born would allow.
''Uugh,'' Kim remarked in disgust. ''You have no shame at all do you?''
''Tis is why they call me 'Shameless,'' he said as he began flickering out of existence.
''Oh by the way! I'm just a hologram!''
''AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!''
The real Naruto only paused and turned around at the abandoned factory. His attempt to fake out Kim and leading her to believe he was heading towards his hidden base was successful. And it looked like she discovered that she had come across the hologram. ''Damn that girl has a set of lungs on her.'' he quietly remarked as he made his way home.
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Naruto x Kim x Shego
Ron x Yori
Monique x OC
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Story Start
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Even with all the increased security it was rather easy for Naruto to sneak in the museum. Though literally bumping into Kim Possible was not part of the plan.
''You!''
''No, Yu isn't my name. I'm pretty sure it has something to do with whirlpools,'' Naruto remarked like a smart-ass and duck under Kim's flying kick. ''Whoa...damn you're quick but not quick enooooough!'' Naruto taunted as he ducked under another attack. ''You're too slooow!'' he said as he back flipped and bumping into a pedestal accidentally destroying a priceless vase. ''Aaw crap. In hindsight I now realize I should have red those blue prints.''
''Freeze!'' the Security Guards rushed in through the doorways as they all seemed to be carrying beanbag guns and tasers.
''You know if you started using real bullets you can stop shit like this from happening again. The people would be dead.'' he mocked as they began firing the beanbag gun to which Naruto started doing some impossibly exaggerated super human stuff and began leaping and spinning in the air as he snatched the bean bags out of the air and began throwing them back at the security guards were knocked on their asses, groaning in pain. Zipping behind another one of the security guards he stole his night stick and grabbed his arm, redirecting the fired taser to another security guard causing him to drop. He was having so much fun he was just able to block Kim Possible's fist with his ankle. Why his ankle you might ask? Just because he was trying to be that bad-ass.
''So have you given my offer any thought? I know this nice little place that serves some bomb sushi.'' he suggested as he continued to shamelessly flirt with the red head.
''And I have to say no to your offer,'' she responded as they engaged in some good old fisticuffs. Kim sprang forward in a kick, shouting. A hand almost lazily clamped around her ankle and swung, sending her flying into a wall. Without waiting for the ringing in her ears to fade, she slid to one side seconds before Naruto's foot passed though the place where her head had been.
Righting herself up she unleashed a series of punches at his midsection to which he simply swerve to the side to avoid like jello. Executed another flip, she rammed her elbow into his back. To her vast surprise, it connected resulting in a grunt of pain.
''My back! My one weakness!'' he cried out dramatically as he began pawing for the air. For a moment Kim was stunned; considering the nature of the people she was used to fighting a person's back being there one weakness was rather normal in comparison; though it appeared he was leading her on as a split second later his foot slammed upwards into her stomach.
Gurgling, she doubled over and an elbow pounded into her from above. She lay on the ground for several seconds, retching, gasping for breath, using all her self-control not to scream in agony. Finally the pain receded to manageable levels, and she pulled herself to her feet when she felt a sharp object placed against her neck.
''I could kill you right now if I wished to do so. So I'm telling you now Possible-san you need to stop being so careless. Just because you've been able to do anything so far doesn't mean you should let it go to your head. One day you won't come up against one of these over the top morons, but against a cold stone killer who will simply put a bullet in your head instead of these foolish death traps. In fact slitting your throat right now would save them the trouble.''
Kim found herself breaking into a cold sweat. She had found her life put in danger many times, but never had anyone been so cold, so ruthless, so direct about killing her while having the power to do so and the opportunity. So when the object was removed she was quite startled.
''But lucking for you I'm not that kind of person,'' he said as he crouched over to get to her eye level. ''So night night.'' he said with a grin as he pressed his lips against hers.
Kim knew she should have been outraged, that she should have pushed the blond away and threw out some colorful curses but she was so caught off guard she didn't know how to react. Then suddenly a fist impacted her stomach and she knew she was out for the count.
''Were you successful?'' Kuiinshi asked as his face appeared on a flying monkey robot.
''Damn straight!'' he said as he looked at the room with all the unconscious bodies. ''And now to get what I came for.'' he said as he went to work, Kuiinshi annoying him throughout the entire process.
''Are you into that kind of shit where the girl is unconscious? It's kind of shaping out to be that way.''
''Go to hell K? This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't opened your mouth!''
''Now we both know my only purpose in life is to cause other people a vast amount of paranoia and misery.''
''Oh is that why you're single?''
''Piss off Naruto and get the damn item.”
''Yeah, yeah you dick!”
Kim let out an annoyed roar as she once more found herself in a different location then she had fainted! She decided she was going to kick his ass. She was going to make him get on his knees and she shook away the thoughts as her face heated up. That damn pervert was corrupting her. He not only had the nerve to knock her out 'again', but she had also stolen a kiss from him. She was definitely going to kick his handsome face in.
After a few more days she had managed to track him down again. This time he was caught red-handed stealing a PlayStation 3. ''Really now? Petty theft?''
Naruto shrugged, ''K always bitches when I use his so I thought I get my own.'' he said setting down the system. ''Are you really trying to fight me again?''
''Now that I know what you're capable of I'm not going to let my guard down.'' she was confident that she would do better unlike their last encounters.
''Very well Kim-Kim if you want me to play with you some more I can indulge your desires.'' he said licking his lips and causing Kim to go red.
''You damn pervert!" she was about to launch forward to strangle him, but stopped herself as she knew giving into anger would cause her to get sloppy.
''I'm a very lecherous guy, not a pervert!''
''You stole a kiss from me!'' she accused him as she shrugged.
''You stole a glance at my ass!'' he argued as Kim began sputtering.
''You don't have any proof...'' she quickly clamped her hand over her mouth.
''Ooh...sometime you wish to inform the class Kim-Kim?'' he continued to teaser her with the purposely annoying nickname.
''Don't call me that, ''she grumbled as she tried to keep her cool. She didn't know why, but this guy seemed to really get under her skin.
''Aaw...but Shego already has monopoly on Kimmie though!'' Naruto whined as Kim froze, her eyes narrowing.
''How do you know about Shego?'' she asked him with a dangerous edge to her voice.
''What straight male villain or any straight male connected to the media or law enforcement wouldn't know about Shego? I can't tell you how many of the guys grumble about how an idiot like Drakken got his hands on that beauty. She really works that jump suit. '' he said as Shego would definitely be his choice of a poster girl for the implausible figure. Well as humanely possible as being naturally born would allow.
''Uugh,'' Kim remarked in disgust. ''You have no shame at all do you?''
''Tis is why they call me 'Shameless,'' he said as he began flickering out of existence.
''Oh by the way! I'm just a hologram!''
''AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!''
The real Naruto only paused and turned around at the abandoned factory. His attempt to fake out Kim and leading her to believe he was heading towards his hidden base was successful. And it looked like she discovered that she had come across the hologram. ''Damn that girl has a set of lungs on her.'' he quietly remarked as he made his way home.