Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Anything's Possible ❯ Naruto vs Middleton ( Chapter 4 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Kyuubi16 
Once again Naruto and Kim meet which leads to some funny and interesting encounter. Also the one where Naruto's accused of being a pervert.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Romance | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.22.2013 | Updated On: 08.22.2013 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 2.4K | Status: Completed
Once again Naruto and Kim meet which leads to some funny and interesting encounter. Also the one where Naruto's accused of being a pervert.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Romance | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.22.2013 | Updated On: 08.22.2013 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 2.4K | Status: Completed
Anything’s Possible
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Naruto x Kim x Shego
Ron x Yori
Monique x OC
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Story Start
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''Hey can you...do you mind...can I trouble you...oh come on?'' Ron Stoppable threw his arms up in defeat. Somehow, someway he manage to fall over and out of his wheelchair and the various masses were too self-absorbed to help him. He was right outside the mall as well so there was no excuse for the people not to take notice of him and to offer some form of help.
''Wow, I know people can be selfish but that's a bit extreme!'' a voice stated the obvious as he walked over to Ron. ''I'll help you though...I have nothing else better to do.'' the blond said as he helped Ron back into his chair.
''Hey man thanks. I don't think I've seen you around before? You new to town?'' he asked as the blond nodded.
'''Yeah sure...me and my friend just bought a house and we're new to town. I'm supposed to be starting Middleton High school tomorrow and I can honestly saying spending hours doing needless work when only half the classes I take will have any influence on my future career is annoying. I'm Naruto Uzumaki by the way.''
''Ron Stoppable!'' the wheelchair bound boy introduced himself.
''Really?'' the whiskered youth asked with a hint of curiosity as he and Ron entered through the automatic doors of the mall. ''Don't you work with that famous cheerleader...what was her name? Kim Possible?''
''Yeah! You a fan?'' the all but normal kid as an unseen smirk formed on Naruto's face.
''Yeah...you can say that. So to care me some stories? Like is it true Kim Possible knows sixteen different styles of martial arts? What are they? And all about your adventures?''
''Me? You want to hear about...ME?'' Ron was rather perplexed by the question. People more often then not dismissed him as a butt-monkey or the load and just assumed Kim did everything.
''Yeah...I heard some things like how she tangles with that Shego woman while you blow up the base. If anything you're a hero too.'' Too easy.
''Well not really. I mean I'm always messing up and KP always have to save my butt.''
''Nah, don't be modest Ron. After all you two are Team Possible aren't you? So you'll humor me won't you?'' and sure enough after a rather annoying amount of prodding, Naruto concluded the boy had self esteem issues along and a rather strange sense of state. That was what the blond concluded as he found himself staring at the most unusual combination of Mexican style food ever. Nachos inside of Tacos? Such a combination of chewiness and crunchiness left him stunned.
This Middleton city was surprisingly not as crazy as the rumors portrayed. Over maybe it was the fact he just moved here and hadn't had the chance to deal with all the possible craziness. Though Middleton was not in short supply of cute girls, one in particular was in the form of a Hispanic cutie by the name of Zita Flores. Naruto was sure if he was a smarter man, and with quite a bit of work he could score a foursome which would include her, Kim, and Shego. So upon Sunday night he made it his life's mission to make that a reality.
''Mmhmm...kick-ass.'' Naruto said as a cool breeze blew through the air. It was a cool Sunny day with a slight breeze and the temperature seemed just right. In other words everything was going to be just right. ''History?'' he mumbled as he read his schedule. ''I'm not trying to become a damn government official or something. What the hell would western history teach you about cooking or becoming a computer programmer? God if I wanted to work in the history museum or something okay, but students really should be able to choose their classes and pursue their careers instead of this general bullshit that wastes money and space.''
''You!''
Naruto was shaken from his thoughts by the furious shout. The voice belonged to none other then that sexy crime fighting red-head Kim Possible. ''Hey there Kim-Kim, miss me?'' the blond asked as he winked at her. ''Enjoyed our little run-in the other night? I'm ready for another round whenever you are.'' at the end of purposely dubious statement several statements between cracking up and making cat calls among other things. Naruto wasn't sure if Kim's cheeks were red from anger or embarrassment, but her eyes were clearly murderous. ''I wonder if I can turn that anger into something akin to being hot and bothered?'' this only made the other students laugh even harder and fueled Kim's murderous rage when the teacher walked in, resulting in Naruto taking notice of him. A rather large and muscular man with a crop of cut brown hair wearing a suit. This must have been the Barkin all the kids in the hallway were whining about.
"LISTEN UP PEOPLE!" He began, bringing everyone's attention to him. "As you can see we have a new student in class. I trust that you will be treating him with the same courtesy and respect you show me."
Naruto bit his inner cheek from snickering as his ears picked up on a few choice words that weren't respectful. 'Aah High school. Did not miss you when I went on vacation and I'll never miss you. Damnit...where was I going with this thought?'
''Now if you wouldn't mind introducing yourself. ''Uhz-zha-maaki?' Barkin incorrectly announced as he read Naruto's file.
Naruto groaned as he suppressed the urge to scream. How hard was it for people to pronounce his name? He could understand if they stressed the U and pronounced the last syllable as the number instead of toe but anything else was just plain terrible.
''Naruto Uzumaki...'' he calmly introduced himself. ''...don't have much to say besides the fact that I'm new to town and learning anything more will require you to actually converse with me.'' with the introduction done Naruto was informed by Barkin to take the seat by Kim, which was usually reserved for Ron but who was being forced to sit in the front row for reasons that really didn't matter to the blond. Thankfully the blond was used to murderous gazes so Kim's glaring didn't bother him. ''You done undressing me with your eyes yet?'' the answer he received was that of a menacing growl. ''I find growling sexy...you know the angrier you get the more it turns me on.'' Kim let out a furious 'hhmph' turns from him.
Naruto was beginning to wonder if this school had any other teachers? Or maybe it was the fact that damn near every class had Barkin as a substitute teacher made him feel that way?
''You must be new?'' a voice asked, resulting in him turning around. Naruto found himself face to face with a dark hair African American woman.
''Yeah I am and something tells me I need to be filled in on a lot.'' he said as he looked the woman over. ''Your name wouldn't have to be Monique would it?''
''It is...do I know you?'' the raven haired girl asked as Naruto's eyes lit up.
''Yeah it's me...Naruto, from Facebook.'' he said as realization dawned on her.
''Well I'll be...how ya' doing boy?'' she said as she pulled him into a hug. ''You haven't been on for weeks. I was beginning to think you might have actually gone on vacation and didn't say anything.''
''I wish,'' he remarked and folded his arms. ''Vacation sounds much nicer then moving to a new place. At least I'm meeting some familiar faces and settling in.'' he said as the hug ended.
''That's good. Since it's your first day and all why don't I show around a bit?"
"Alright then. I'm starving and I could use something to eat.'' he said, patting his stomach.
"Well I hope you like mystery meat then." Monique said with a slight grin creeping on her face.
"That doesn't even sound appetizing,'' the blond remarked with a raised eyebrow.
''Well you'll get used to it, maybe.'' she said as she led him to the cafeteria.
''Hey! Nar-man! How's it going buddy!'' Ron's voice carried through the cafeteria as he waved the two of them over.
''So you two know each other?'' Monique asked, her curiosity peeked at this little development.
''Are you kidding me? He practically saved my life.''
''He fell out of his wheelchair and I helped him back in.'' Naruto remarked, feeling a bit odd at Ron's praises of him. ''The least he could do was pay for lunch.'' he added as lunch groaned.
''You totally cheated dude.''
'Cheated in what?'' Monique asked him as Naruto chuckled.
''Eating contest. I ate Ron under the table.'' he proudly stated as Monique looked at him momentarily then grimaced. Ron didn't have the best table manners and could practically inhaled food so the fact the other blond out ate him must have been he was a bottomless pit as well. ''Next time we do Ramen...double or nothing. Loser has to pay for the whole meal.''
''Oh it is on!''
Monique shook her head as a small smile grace her lips. ''Why do I have the feeling you two are going to cause a lot of trouble?''
Naruto snickered and then responded with, ''...I would like to prematurely blame Ron.''
''Hey!'' Ron cried out.
''Hey is right!'' Kim's voice alerted them to their presence.
''Hey KP! What's up?'' Ron cheerfully asked.
''What's up? What's up!'' her voice raised an octave as some of the students looked over interest. ''You guys are eating with the enemy! That's what?''
''Huh? What do you mean?'' Ron looked all around for this mystery enemy and scratched his head upon not finding anything.
''Girl chillax, why are you stressing?''
''You guys are eating with the guy! That's why!''
''What's wrong with Naruto?'' Monique was beginning to wonder if her internet pal wasn't just a self-proclaimed playboy after all.
''He's the guy who has been giving me trouble! He's the thief?'' with an accusatory finger pointed at him Naruto's eyes went big and his pupils constrict.
''Why does...why does everyone everyone bring that up. For heaven's sake I was twelve and said I was sorry.'' and for extra emphasis his eyes watered and his lip quivered.
''Kim! What is your problem? Apologize to Naruto.'' Monique demanded as she pulled the blond into a hug.
''M-Me! He should be apologizing to me! He knocked me unconscious and who else knows what he did to me!'' after Kim's accusation Naruto began to cry even harder, drawing in the attention of the entire cafeteria. All their eyes glued to the scene as all other conversations went silent.
''Wow, KP! That was way past harsh!'' Ron added.
''But...but...'' Kim stammered as she noticed various students shaking their heads in shame and sending her disapproving looks. She looked back to the three teens before him, catching a brief glimpse of a smirking Naruto before he put the act on. Letting out a stressed growl Kim resisted the urge to pull out her hair, turned, and walked out of the cafeteria, making a mental note to beat the shit out of the blond thief the next time she saw him.
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Chapter End
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Trivia
1. Naruto's last line to Kim in the classroom was originally: The more you fight it the more it turns me on. Thinking back that sounded a bit too suggestive to something close to rape and I'm glad I picked up on it. I'm not sure if I have any other such lines so if you all see something that sounds kind of dark when Naruto is supposed to be playful then please let me know.
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Naruto x Kim x Shego
Ron x Yori
Monique x OC
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Story Start
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''Hey can you...do you mind...can I trouble you...oh come on?'' Ron Stoppable threw his arms up in defeat. Somehow, someway he manage to fall over and out of his wheelchair and the various masses were too self-absorbed to help him. He was right outside the mall as well so there was no excuse for the people not to take notice of him and to offer some form of help.
''Wow, I know people can be selfish but that's a bit extreme!'' a voice stated the obvious as he walked over to Ron. ''I'll help you though...I have nothing else better to do.'' the blond said as he helped Ron back into his chair.
''Hey man thanks. I don't think I've seen you around before? You new to town?'' he asked as the blond nodded.
'''Yeah sure...me and my friend just bought a house and we're new to town. I'm supposed to be starting Middleton High school tomorrow and I can honestly saying spending hours doing needless work when only half the classes I take will have any influence on my future career is annoying. I'm Naruto Uzumaki by the way.''
''Ron Stoppable!'' the wheelchair bound boy introduced himself.
''Really?'' the whiskered youth asked with a hint of curiosity as he and Ron entered through the automatic doors of the mall. ''Don't you work with that famous cheerleader...what was her name? Kim Possible?''
''Yeah! You a fan?'' the all but normal kid as an unseen smirk formed on Naruto's face.
''Yeah...you can say that. So to care me some stories? Like is it true Kim Possible knows sixteen different styles of martial arts? What are they? And all about your adventures?''
''Me? You want to hear about...ME?'' Ron was rather perplexed by the question. People more often then not dismissed him as a butt-monkey or the load and just assumed Kim did everything.
''Yeah...I heard some things like how she tangles with that Shego woman while you blow up the base. If anything you're a hero too.'' Too easy.
''Well not really. I mean I'm always messing up and KP always have to save my butt.''
''Nah, don't be modest Ron. After all you two are Team Possible aren't you? So you'll humor me won't you?'' and sure enough after a rather annoying amount of prodding, Naruto concluded the boy had self esteem issues along and a rather strange sense of state. That was what the blond concluded as he found himself staring at the most unusual combination of Mexican style food ever. Nachos inside of Tacos? Such a combination of chewiness and crunchiness left him stunned.
This Middleton city was surprisingly not as crazy as the rumors portrayed. Over maybe it was the fact he just moved here and hadn't had the chance to deal with all the possible craziness. Though Middleton was not in short supply of cute girls, one in particular was in the form of a Hispanic cutie by the name of Zita Flores. Naruto was sure if he was a smarter man, and with quite a bit of work he could score a foursome which would include her, Kim, and Shego. So upon Sunday night he made it his life's mission to make that a reality.
''Mmhmm...kick-ass.'' Naruto said as a cool breeze blew through the air. It was a cool Sunny day with a slight breeze and the temperature seemed just right. In other words everything was going to be just right. ''History?'' he mumbled as he read his schedule. ''I'm not trying to become a damn government official or something. What the hell would western history teach you about cooking or becoming a computer programmer? God if I wanted to work in the history museum or something okay, but students really should be able to choose their classes and pursue their careers instead of this general bullshit that wastes money and space.''
''You!''
Naruto was shaken from his thoughts by the furious shout. The voice belonged to none other then that sexy crime fighting red-head Kim Possible. ''Hey there Kim-Kim, miss me?'' the blond asked as he winked at her. ''Enjoyed our little run-in the other night? I'm ready for another round whenever you are.'' at the end of purposely dubious statement several statements between cracking up and making cat calls among other things. Naruto wasn't sure if Kim's cheeks were red from anger or embarrassment, but her eyes were clearly murderous. ''I wonder if I can turn that anger into something akin to being hot and bothered?'' this only made the other students laugh even harder and fueled Kim's murderous rage when the teacher walked in, resulting in Naruto taking notice of him. A rather large and muscular man with a crop of cut brown hair wearing a suit. This must have been the Barkin all the kids in the hallway were whining about.
"LISTEN UP PEOPLE!" He began, bringing everyone's attention to him. "As you can see we have a new student in class. I trust that you will be treating him with the same courtesy and respect you show me."
Naruto bit his inner cheek from snickering as his ears picked up on a few choice words that weren't respectful. 'Aah High school. Did not miss you when I went on vacation and I'll never miss you. Damnit...where was I going with this thought?'
''Now if you wouldn't mind introducing yourself. ''Uhz-zha-maaki?' Barkin incorrectly announced as he read Naruto's file.
Naruto groaned as he suppressed the urge to scream. How hard was it for people to pronounce his name? He could understand if they stressed the U and pronounced the last syllable as the number instead of toe but anything else was just plain terrible.
''Naruto Uzumaki...'' he calmly introduced himself. ''...don't have much to say besides the fact that I'm new to town and learning anything more will require you to actually converse with me.'' with the introduction done Naruto was informed by Barkin to take the seat by Kim, which was usually reserved for Ron but who was being forced to sit in the front row for reasons that really didn't matter to the blond. Thankfully the blond was used to murderous gazes so Kim's glaring didn't bother him. ''You done undressing me with your eyes yet?'' the answer he received was that of a menacing growl. ''I find growling sexy...you know the angrier you get the more it turns me on.'' Kim let out a furious 'hhmph' turns from him.
Naruto was beginning to wonder if this school had any other teachers? Or maybe it was the fact that damn near every class had Barkin as a substitute teacher made him feel that way?
''You must be new?'' a voice asked, resulting in him turning around. Naruto found himself face to face with a dark hair African American woman.
''Yeah I am and something tells me I need to be filled in on a lot.'' he said as he looked the woman over. ''Your name wouldn't have to be Monique would it?''
''It is...do I know you?'' the raven haired girl asked as Naruto's eyes lit up.
''Yeah it's me...Naruto, from Facebook.'' he said as realization dawned on her.
''Well I'll be...how ya' doing boy?'' she said as she pulled him into a hug. ''You haven't been on for weeks. I was beginning to think you might have actually gone on vacation and didn't say anything.''
''I wish,'' he remarked and folded his arms. ''Vacation sounds much nicer then moving to a new place. At least I'm meeting some familiar faces and settling in.'' he said as the hug ended.
''That's good. Since it's your first day and all why don't I show around a bit?"
"Alright then. I'm starving and I could use something to eat.'' he said, patting his stomach.
"Well I hope you like mystery meat then." Monique said with a slight grin creeping on her face.
"That doesn't even sound appetizing,'' the blond remarked with a raised eyebrow.
''Well you'll get used to it, maybe.'' she said as she led him to the cafeteria.
''Hey! Nar-man! How's it going buddy!'' Ron's voice carried through the cafeteria as he waved the two of them over.
''So you two know each other?'' Monique asked, her curiosity peeked at this little development.
''Are you kidding me? He practically saved my life.''
''He fell out of his wheelchair and I helped him back in.'' Naruto remarked, feeling a bit odd at Ron's praises of him. ''The least he could do was pay for lunch.'' he added as lunch groaned.
''You totally cheated dude.''
'Cheated in what?'' Monique asked him as Naruto chuckled.
''Eating contest. I ate Ron under the table.'' he proudly stated as Monique looked at him momentarily then grimaced. Ron didn't have the best table manners and could practically inhaled food so the fact the other blond out ate him must have been he was a bottomless pit as well. ''Next time we do Ramen...double or nothing. Loser has to pay for the whole meal.''
''Oh it is on!''
Monique shook her head as a small smile grace her lips. ''Why do I have the feeling you two are going to cause a lot of trouble?''
Naruto snickered and then responded with, ''...I would like to prematurely blame Ron.''
''Hey!'' Ron cried out.
''Hey is right!'' Kim's voice alerted them to their presence.
''Hey KP! What's up?'' Ron cheerfully asked.
''What's up? What's up!'' her voice raised an octave as some of the students looked over interest. ''You guys are eating with the enemy! That's what?''
''Huh? What do you mean?'' Ron looked all around for this mystery enemy and scratched his head upon not finding anything.
''Girl chillax, why are you stressing?''
''You guys are eating with the guy! That's why!''
''What's wrong with Naruto?'' Monique was beginning to wonder if her internet pal wasn't just a self-proclaimed playboy after all.
''He's the guy who has been giving me trouble! He's the thief?'' with an accusatory finger pointed at him Naruto's eyes went big and his pupils constrict.
''Why does...why does everyone everyone bring that up. For heaven's sake I was twelve and said I was sorry.'' and for extra emphasis his eyes watered and his lip quivered.
''Kim! What is your problem? Apologize to Naruto.'' Monique demanded as she pulled the blond into a hug.
''M-Me! He should be apologizing to me! He knocked me unconscious and who else knows what he did to me!'' after Kim's accusation Naruto began to cry even harder, drawing in the attention of the entire cafeteria. All their eyes glued to the scene as all other conversations went silent.
''Wow, KP! That was way past harsh!'' Ron added.
''But...but...'' Kim stammered as she noticed various students shaking their heads in shame and sending her disapproving looks. She looked back to the three teens before him, catching a brief glimpse of a smirking Naruto before he put the act on. Letting out a stressed growl Kim resisted the urge to pull out her hair, turned, and walked out of the cafeteria, making a mental note to beat the shit out of the blond thief the next time she saw him.
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Chapter End
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Trivia
1. Naruto's last line to Kim in the classroom was originally: The more you fight it the more it turns me on. Thinking back that sounded a bit too suggestive to something close to rape and I'm glad I picked up on it. I'm not sure if I have any other such lines so if you all see something that sounds kind of dark when Naruto is supposed to be playful then please let me know.