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Behind the Scenes: Naruto, The Beginning

 

 

Warning the following contains explicit content it if your are offended by cursing and stuff than I suggest you stop reading here. This is all a joke and should be taken lightly.

 

 

If you're still offended after I said this then you're a fuckhead.

 

 

Naruto sits in a chair wearing bling and orange glasses with a purple hat with a feather in it.

Naruto: At first the show was originally supposed to be about Sasuke but the producers realized that nobody was really going to go for a moody bastard who has a sick obsession with his older brother. Then the writers came up with the brilliant idea of making a show about a girl ninja. Unfortunately, every single girl who tried out at the audition was fucked up in some way.

 

Auditions:

Director: Ok Ino show us what you can do

Ino: *exposes breasts*

Director: Ok, you're on the show!

 

Director: In this scene, you are being attacked by ninjas lets see how well you can act scared.

Director: Ok Take 1 Scene 1 Action!

Sakura: *orgasm sound* Oh god!

Director: …What the fuck.

 

Naruto: After that queerfest they decided that the show desperately needed an awesome male character and of course after the second round of auditions they realized that man was me.

 

Director: We really hated Naruto he was the worst ninja ever. He could not even produce one fucking bunshin during the auditions. But compared to Shikamaru and Chouji we really had only one option… beg Sasuke to come back. But we ended up talking to his roommate and he basically said that Sasuke wasn't interested anymore in the show. We notice that he was wearing Sasuke's shirt….so we went with Naruto.

 

Naruto: The producers felt like I was the best choice but that I needed to have something special about me so they came up with the idea of sticking a powerful demon in me. I can't believe they didn't find me special I mean how many people can turn into a women anytime they feel like it?

 

Yondaime: The producers hired me to find the demon and stick it in the main character. I did it and it nearly fucking killed me, and the bastards only stuck me in for 2 seconds in the begging of the first episode. Can you believe this shit! They said might use me later on as some type of plot twist I mean what the fuck. Those cocksuckers just cut me off and…

 

Director: The pilot episode kept being delayed because there were some problems with Naruto it seem to be mood swings.

 

Naruto: *walks into the studio wearing gimp suit* “Sucky-Sucky five dollar.”

 

Director: We didn't even ask about the long nails or the whiskers coming out of his face in fact it went better with his character. We managed to get Sasuke back by promising him we would allow him the chance to kill his brother.

 

Sasuke: I decided to do the show after I found out that my older brother got a part. I hate him so much he used to pick on me because I played with Barbie dolls. I mean what's wrong with that…

 

Director: Well we had the basic characters for the show except we still needed a teacher for Naruto's team. We decided to go with the ninja supermodel Hataki Kakashi.

 

Kakashi: I made the mistake of coming to the rehearsals without my face covered. I was mobbed by all the girls present. I had to use my genjutsu to make them go to sleep and forget what I looked like. Afterwards the producers felt that it would be a good idea for me to wear a mask during rehearsals.

 

Director: Well now we had to come up with the team dynamic the only problem was that the writers wanted a love triangle between the characters on team 7.

 

Naruto: Sakura is a crazy bitch, why the hell would I like her. The director got the idea of “Inner Sakura” because it seems like she had two different personalities. During the show she acted nice but don't be fooled afterwards she was a huge bitch. It seem to me she was on her period 24/7. I was afraid she would start throwing tampons at us.

 

Director: Well after all these fucktards we found had been assembled we began directing the pilot episode. Well originally I just smoked but after the pilot episode I knew I needed something stronger. So during the breaks I would go to back room and smoke a joint. On the bright side I seriously doubt the show would last more than a season. Hopefully…..