Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Behind the Scenes: Naruto ❯ Post Season 1 ( Chapter 2 )

Behind The Scenes: Naruto Post Season 1

 

Naruto: After the 3rd episode we noticed the director was getting very depressed. He kept saying Cut! Would someone please cut my fucking wrists! Cut!

 

Director: It was nothing personal just that between Kishimito hitting on me and the fact that everyone was fucking up their lines because of personal issues…

 

Take 1 Action!

Sakura: Naruto you perv!

Naruto: Well you did it for Shikamaru in the trailer yesterday!

Sakura: How did you find out!?

Naruto: Sasuke was blowing me out front and I noticed that your windows were open.

Sasuke: Naruto that was our secret!

Naruto: Oh god I'm not in the mood now for your hissy fits.

Kakashi: Why do I bother reading Come-Come paradise these pricks are worse than a porno-flick.

Kakashi Groupie 1: Kakashi take me now.

Kakashi: Damn bitch! I thought I left you tied in the trailer.

Kishimito: Director I was just wondering if we go out later and talk about ideas for the show such as more yaoi.

Director: I hate my life….

 

Hinata: Well at first Naruto would tell me to go fuck myself…so I had to do something drastic to get his attention.

 

Hinata: (shyly) Naruto I have something to tell you *whisper whisper*

Naruto: How many bunshins!!?!

 

Shikamaru: I was getting tired of these troublesome fools and the fact that I was getting paid less then most of characters on the show including Yodanime who was on the show all of 2 seconds….So I decided to sell the porn footage I got of Naruto and Hinata to Spice Channel. I got a lot money off that shit kukukukkukkuku.

 

Director: Well after Shikamaru left we had to improvise so we decided to use Haku from Season 1 to do the parts. Unfortunately we were as of yet unsure whether he was a guy or a girl…

 

Zabuza Momochi: Haku is a girl I mean I've never seen anybody take it like she does…not that I would ever do anything to a minor. *cough cough* I was glad however to get a part in Naruto after being fired off of Teletubbies for killing the purple one. Jesus Christ that thing was so annoying…

 

Director: I found out that the studio wanted me to continue production for the show. After promising them I would suck their dicks for Teletubbies just to get away from these fucktards those sadistic bastards kept me on. So I just had to make sure that the show would go to pot so the pain would end.

 

Episode 25

Ok, Action!

Sakura: (annoying voice) Sasuke-kuuuuuuuuuuuun.

Sasuke: Shutup! I'm trying to be moody and cool.

Kakashi: Hey, have either of you seen Naruto this morning?

*pimp song*

Sakura:….

Sasuke:….

Naruto: *deep black voice wearing pimp clothes* “Ohh sister's got a nice bootay.”

Sasuke: It's the Nine-Tail's chakra hurry Kakashi seal it now!

Kakashi:…damn kids

 

Director: No one fucking noticed. What is wrong with you people!? What the hell is the matter with you!? What tha fuck! *smashes chair, runs off screen screaming, sounds of struggle*

 

Cut Scene:

Naruto: Hey “Shikamaru” are you into bondage action?

Haku: I'm a guy, dumbass…

Naruto: Yeah right I knew that, so you want to have sex?

Haku: Hell no you fag!

Director: Look Haku please follow the script.

Haku: Damn Kishimito and his love for yaoi.

 

Episode 26

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Kakshi: Guess what guys? I just invented a new jutsu! Guys are you listening to me?

Sasuke: (to himself) I wonder if Naruto thinks I look fat in these pants.

Naruto: (to himself) Man I wonder whats under that mask. Mask that's a funny word it has ask in it…man I am so high. God I am so hungry I need ramen. Hmm, ramen drools…

Sakura: Man Sasuke looking so fine I wonder if he notices my new tight pants that makes my ass look fine.

Kakshi: (to himself) Damn kids they use to be cute but now they are obsessed with other stuff…Hmm I wonder if I could copy Naruto's stamina then maybe I can fuck longer than 5 minutes.

 

Cut Scene End

 

Director: There I'm better now my coke must have gone bad. Anyways the new shows actually got better ratings than the original ones. The corporation decided to extend this show past season 2. Hey do any of you want a freebie? I need some money for my fix.

 

This show was brought to you by the new movie Bunshin Rape. When you want hot under aged action with lots of bunshin gang banging this is the movie for you. Brought to you by Shikimaru Pictures.