Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Behind the Scenes: Naruto ❯ Post Season 2 ( Chapter 3 )

Behind the Scenes of Naruto: Post Season 2

 

Director: I really couldn't take much more of the fucktards. I mean even ecstacy laden prozac couldn't deprive me of the constant depression of…

 

Gai: Well looks like your team members actually made it eh Kakashi.

Kakashi: Yea

Director: Cut! Listen do you guys wake up in the morning, call each other, Hou you doin Gai, alrite you, ok so how are we gonna fuck up the director's day. Oh how about we fuck up the lines all day and then laugh at the vein in my forehead, GOD DAMMIT!

 

Kishimoto: After half way through Season 2 the director had to be taken away to a drug rehab center. The studio heads wanted to continue with the show, I told them that I would take my business elsewhere if they did. No one is taking away my directorpoo.

 

Sakura: We had a lot of free time while the director was gone and I really wanted to spend time with Sasuke…that is until I saw him underneath Lee in his trailer and they were doing horrible things to small woodland creatures.

 

Gai: That's my Lee always taking control of the situation. Hey Kakashi remember that time…

Kakashi: Listen! I was drunk and I couldn't see straight out of my bloodshot left eye, we promised each other that it Never Happened kay.

Gai: But, sugar lumps

Kakashi: NOOO

 

Sakura: I decided afterwards that if I wanted to have a chance of ever having a decent night of sex I was going to have to find someone else…and the choices were pretty low; I mean Shikamaru couldn't last for 3 seconds in the sack, Chouji was a fat ass, Neji was like had a sick obsesseion with his cousin, Garaa was a crazy as fuck, and of course Kakashi and Yondaime wanted me…pervs…

 

Kakshi and Yondaime (chibi forms): We do not!!

 

Sakura:…but I was underaged so of course the only one I could get was Naruto.

 

Naruto: I knew she wanted me from the start. I mean I am awesome after all and hell I'm not going to turn down a piece of ass so I said yes. The only problem was telling Hinata…

 

Naruto: (inside trailer) Hinata, there's something I need to tell you about Sakura and me…

(outside trailer) *OH SHIT!!!!!* *sounds of blood gushing and organs being removed*

Naruto: Let's just say thank god that I can heal myself quickly and have enough stamina to take the beatings.

 

Hinata: I'm going to make Naruto wish he stayed with me kukukuku.

 

Director: After I got back from rehab the studio execs said that I would have to pay for all the months that the project was behind out of my own pockets. I told them that I shouldn't pay since they were the ones who put me in that mad house in the first place. They said they didn't care…They had to pay so I hired a guy to give me the 8-tailed demon and seal it inside of me and then, oh it makes me laugh like a giddy school girl.

 

Cut Scene:

Reporter: This is the channel 6 news report today local studio Kimmimoto was annihilated by what reports were saying a man who had his hands bathed in blood, laughing maniacally and apparently had 8-tails growing out of him. He then, according to bystanders on the streets, began unleashing a mass of energy that resulted in what looked like a small nuclear explosion and then escaped in the blast. The police chief wouldn't make a statement but said the matter will not be pursued since this was a ninja matter. However, since the Ninja police the Uchiha were wiped out 12 years ago the matter seems to be unresolved.

 

Director: Unfortunately, another studio picked up the project and now we had to complete the season. They decided to pay me well after they saw what I did to the last fuckheads though HAHAHAHA. That still didn't change the fact that I still had to suffer through those morons. Though the first day back there was a weird change of pace…

 

Hinata: *Walks in wearing leather straps over her body and holding a whip* Well lets get going.

Director:*shock*

Kakashi:*shock*

Naruto: *perverted smile*

Ino: *perverted smile*

(yes, she is a lesbian)

 

Behind the Scene Secrets Revealed:

Garaa: I'm actually an optimist who gets at least 9 hours of sleep a night.

Naruto: My Kyubi doesn't just increase my stamina and heal me it also increases my sex drive. In fact I basically start screwing anything that doesn't move every 4 seconds.

 

Cut Scene:

Naruto: *humps tripod leg*

Stage Assistant: *sigh, starts squirting Naruto* Bad dog, bad dog!

Naruto: *whimper*

-End-

 

Kiba: I'm really more of a cat person.

Kankuro: Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. (repeats it over and over in a fetal position)

Sasuke: When my brother flashed me with the Magekyo Shaningrain I was actually being mind fucked by him not watching my parents die over and over again. That's why I really wanted to fight him.

Sakura: I've had 5 sexual partners since the show started… only 3 of them were guys.

Kabuto: I'm only with Orochimaru because he promised me that he would teach me how to make my tounge as long as his.

 

-End-

 

Director: Well after the season ended I could safely say that I actually missed the assholes and that I was glad to be back. Banging Anko from sunup to sunset on days off didn't hurt either…

 

Kishimito: Hey Director cutie pie glad to see your back. Watcha this- a- trick. ::His dick begins to grow to a huge size:: See asians having small dicks is just bunch phooey.:)

 

Director: Ah shit I spoke to soon. Damn I hate my life.