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Behind The Scenes Naruto: Americanized

I know it has been awhile since I last posted. Sorry I have been busy. Here is the long awaited edition of Behind the Scenes of Naruto.

 

Naruto: Well when we found out that we were going to be translated and brought over to America we were told we would get big bonuses, which of course everybody loved since it meant we could all get what we wanted.

 

Earlier that year:

Sakura: I could finally pay for my implants!

Kakashi: I could finally pay to get the other sharingrain contact!

Shikamaru: I could pay for more whores! (women)

Sasuke: I could pay for more whores! (men)

Ino: I would be able to pay off my dealer.

Shino: I could pay for that new hoodie and bling-bling I wanted. (Mad Gangsta)

 

Naruto: But that was when the shit hit the fan. The American writers wanted me to have a catch phrase. I told them that I was not going to turn myself into a catch phrase loser hero. But that was before they backed the truckload of money into my palatial front estate.

 

Director: I had to now go to America on the weekend in order to help with the translation of the show, which wasn't so bad since I could get away from the life sucking fags that was the cast of Naruto. The best part though was that they told me what Naruto's catch phrase was: Believe it! Well now I knew how I could crash and burn the Japanese show, hire American writers. Bwahahaha!

 

Writer: After the 3rd episode we started just seeing how many times we could make Naruto say believe it.

 

Cut Scene:

Episode 5: Longest title in the history of the show yet.

 

Sakura: Hey Naruto you need to train more.

Naruto: Believe it!

 

Kakashi: Hey Naruto could you get me some milk.

Naruto: Believe it!

Kakashi: Ooh kay…

 

Sasuke: Hey Naruto your fly is open

Naruto: Believe it!

 

At 3 a.m. in the morning

Naruto: BELIEVE IT!

Villagers: GODDAMMIT, SHUT UP!!!

 

Naruto: Those American writers are so full of shit. I mean can you Believe It…GAH I said it again damn the American writers damn them to hell!!

 

Writer: What the American public didn't know was that we put in subliminal messages into the television shows so that you would go out and by the useless crap that we were going to sell to try and make money off the television show. Wait, did I just say that out loud?!

 

Director: While that was going on we were doing the infamous Naruto vs. Sasuke fight in Japan. However, there were some problems…

 

Sasuke: How would you understand you don't know what its like to lose your family…

Naruto: Dumbshit at least you had a family the entire village wanted to kill me and I was an orphan.

Sasuke: Oh you are so right you do have it harder than me.

Director: Cut please just have the fight we will do the scripts later.

 

Sasuke: *Uses chidori punching a hole in Naruto's chest*

Naruto: FUCK! Warn me next time that fucking hurt!

Sasuke: Sorry.

Director: God, why do you hate me so…

 

God: Aw I was just bored it was nothing personal. I just love situational irony, oh and that reminds me I have to try and kill Ted Kennedy the asshole just won't die.

 

Devil: Why wasn't I in this episode?

Random Lawyer: You are scheduled to be the Akatsuki leader in season 9.

Devil: I know I'm just bored and these assholes will probably ruin the show before we even get to season 9.

 

Director: Well I now know that this was one of the worst fates a man can have.

Kishimito: Oh honey I'm home!

Director: But worser fates do come to mind…