Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Behind the Scenes: Naruto ❯ Naruto: Fillers Part 1 ( Chapter 5 )

Fillers Part 1

 

Director: Well it was soon after the Sasuke and Naruto fight that we went to a series of fillers. At first I thought it wasn't so bad but then, of course, things slowly dipped into hell. I would like to take you now through my descent of the 7 layers of hell.

 

2 weeks of filler 1st layer of Hell

Director: Cut! Well that wasn't so bad, hey keep the beers coming honey!

 

6 weeks of filler 2nd layer of Hell

Director: *Beer bottles littering the floor* Cumon it's the fucking Sahara out here!

 

10 weeks of filler 3rd layer of Hell

Director: Cut Goddammit! *Smashes the top of the beer bottle off and chugs the contents and hurls the glass bottle off screen smashing it into a wall.

 

14 weeks of filler 4th layer of Hell

Director: *Bashing head into the wall repeatedly screaming Fuck! Fuck!*

 

19 weeks of filler 5th layer of Hell

Director: *Sitting in a corner in a fetal position rocking back and forth* Tobi is a good boy, Tobi is a good boy, Tobi is a good boy, *repeated endlessly*

 

25 weeks of filler 6th layer of Hell

*Director's chair is empty, there are sounds of machine gun fire and screaming off camera. High pitched maniacal laughter can be heard.*

 

35 weeks of filler 7th layer of Hell

Director: Come here you! *Grabs Kishimoto and throws him onto the food table and they began pawing each other making out.* Naruto cast picks at the food around the two men rolling around on the table.*

 

Director: You said you'd cut that part out! You son of a bitch! *Tackles camera man and starts beating the shit out of him. Camera records the entire thing while lying on its side on the ground.*

 

Cut scene

Shino: There is a bug in my hair get it out! GET IT OUT!

Sasuke: *Watching Director and Kishimoto on the table* (thinks to himself) God if only that were me.

Sakura: *walks up to Choji and starts twirling a finger on his chest* So you can increase the size of any of your body parts?

Choji: I'm the juggernaut bitch! *Grabs Sakura and runs off*

Kakashi: *Standing before Tsunade naked and with a dildo in his hand* “Alright are we doing this or not?

Tsunade: Hey you told me you wouldn't power that thing with your chidori anymore!

Kakashi: I say a lot of things.

*Outside the trailer* “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK ME! (That's Tsunade by the way)

 

End cut scene

 

Naruto: Things kinda got weird after about the 20th week of filler

 

Naruto Episode 1550: It's another filler! Jesus Christ!

 

Tony the tiger: They're GREat!

Naruto: Shut up! It wasn't funny the first fucking 39 times why would it be funny now!

 

Toucan Sam: Just follow your nose! *Takes a dump on Naruto's face from the sky*

Naruto: Ah! Right in my fucking eye! That's it! *Takes out hidden gun* Die Shitbird DIE! *Starts firing the weapon, there was a movement as people went to restrain Naruto. Camera pans and we see Toucan Sam bleeding to death on the ground*

Director: Turn the camera off now! Fuck! *A hand grabs the camera lens*

 

Announcer: This episode of Naruto was brought to you by Kellogg's we own your cereal…and your soul.

 

Episode 220: Uh…I got nothing

Tsunade: For this mission we are going to have Naruto…Shikamaru…and Sasuke

Naruto: *turns to Sasuke* I thought that you were supposed to be with Orochimaru?

Sasuke: Kishimoto has already used every other character in the show four times already. He had to come up with something.

Naruto: Well you got a point, the fourth Shino and Choji paring was insane.

 

~Obligatory Naruto Flashback

Choji: *eating*

Shino: Choji stop eating my bugs!

Choji: I can't help it they are high in protein!

Shino: That doesn't explain why you are eating the tapeworms…

Choji: *Goes back to eating*

 

Akatsuki leader: *Sitting in a chair* I would just like to say that all these people need fucking therapy. I mean for….

 

Naruto: *sitting in the chair* It was so crazy what with what went on between….

 

*Akatsuki leader and Yondaime suddenly appear*

Akatsuki leader: I wasn't done yet you bastard!

Yondaime: They cut you off too? Those sons of a bitches did the same to me!

Akatsuki leader: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Naruto: Hey guys! This is my…*gets shoved down by Yondaime

Yondaime: Yea *evil grin*

 

Akatsuki leader and Yondaime: “Come here!” grabs made at camera and the camera goes to static.

 

The camera restarts with it flying down the road being held by a real amateur.

Akatsuki leader: Hit it!

Yondaime: *leaning out of the Ferrari with a baseball bat* Yee-haw! *smashes a mailbox as they drive by*

Akatsuki leader: YEA!

*Two start laughing like mad*

 

Camera restarts

Akatsuki leader: *leaning outside of car*

Yondaime: Do It! Do It!

Akatsuki leader: *Makes several hand seals* *Breathes a Katon Endan right at Vin Diesel's house* *House explodes in flames*

Yondaime: WHOOO! *suddenly spots Vin Diesel crawling out of the flames* Oh Shit! *drives off*

Vin Diesel: Bastards! Come back here!

Camera fades to static again

 

Restarts at Akatsuki leaders house

 

Akatsuki leader: My stop, you wanna come in?

Yondaime: Why not? *grabs camera and takes it with him*

The two walk up to the entrance and enter in

*All the Akatsuki members are sitting around in the circle painting their nails*

Itachi: I know that Keanu Reeves is so cuuute! (effeminate voice)

Kisane: Please, girl, he is so last week

Zetsu: Are my nails done yet?

 

Yondaime: Uh…I think I'll go now…

*Camera is jumping up and down as the camera shows the approaching car. Yondaime slings the camera into the seat next to him and tears off in the Ferrari.*

 

*Camera fades out*

*Camera fades back in when Yondaime reaches his house*

 

*Yondaime brings the camera with him as he walks up the steps and places the camera on a nearby table showing the entire room* *There is a rack in the corner with a collection of various toys on the opposite side of the wall.*

 

Yondaime: *begins taking off his clothes* I'm home! *He starts pulling on some leather straps and walks to the rack*

Kurenai: *Comes out wearing her usual suit but it's black* Don't talk to me slave! *Cracks the whip in her hand* We have a special guest today.

Hinata: *Comes out wearing the same uniform as Kurenai except much smaller* Shall we mistress?

Kurenai: Yes let's

Yondaime: *now locked in the rack gives a big smile as the two women approach him smiles on their faces as well*

 

*Camera runs out of film*

 

Tbc…