Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Behind the Scenes: Naruto ❯ Fillers (Part 2) ( Chapter 6 )

Behind the Scenes Fillers (Part 2)

 

Studio Executive: Well we could tell that the writing was starting to go down hill…it was all about Naruto and Hinata.

 

Kishimoto: It's not my fault! I had to do the fillers like that! She threatened my life if I didn't write her and Naruto together!

 

Cut Scene:

Kishimoto: *Hunched over the table sweating profusely as he grips his head in frustration*

Hinata: *In dominatrix outfit* Did I say you could stop slave!

Kishimoto: No please don't!

Hinata: *Begins whipping him mercilessly*

Kishimoto: Ow, ow, ow, ok! I'm sorry mistress it won't happen again!

 

End Cut Scene

Kishimoto: *crying* She scares me!

Hinata: *comes out of nowhere* Did I say you could talk slave!

Kishimoto: No! I didn't mean…

Hinata: *whips him as Kishimoto runs off screen crying*

Kishimoto: Help me, for the love of god help me!

 

Studio Executive: Since pressure wasn't doing shit we decided that we should hire a co-director. We went with Shikamaru because he was already familiar with the cast.

 

Shikamaru: I didn't want to come back to these fucking morons but they gave me a shit load of money. So I said what the fuck, I'll do it.

 

Director: Well it was a bit of a relief to have some help around here but that didn't fix the fucked up staff.

 

Naruto: I couldn't take this shit much more I had to do something to take the edge off so I started smoking weed. A lot of weed.

 

Episode 199: Sigh it's another Naruto x Hinata filler. Oh God! *Being whipped mercilessly*

 

Naruto: (thinks to himself) God I'm so high, maybe I'll go take a piss behind that tree. Wait, that's the scene. *Starts laughing out loud.*

Director: Naruto for the love of all that is holy please use your technique!

Naruto: *bloodshot eyes* Ok, ok mumble bunshin mumble

*Suddenly a bunch of women with whiskers on their faces appear*

Director: Not harem jutsu you retard!

*Jutsu women look at each other and start attacking each other in one massive lesbian orgy*

Director: Fuck! *Starts eating the script*

Shikamaru: Keep rolling, keep rolling. (thinks to himself) I'm going to make a fortune off of this.

 

Director: Things only got worse.

 

Episode 210: Lee gets wasted again!

 

Lee: Gai-sensei?

Gai: Lee?

Lee: Oh Gai-sensei *runs over to Gai and hugs him*

Gai: Oh Lee…

*Two look at each other and then begin making out*

Director: Cut, cut, cut, cut, goddamit cut!

Director: *turns to Kishimoto* Aw fuck it! (Jumps him and starts making out and ripping his clothes.*

Kishimoto: *giggles like a girl*

*Gai and Lee have progressed…*

Sasuke: Oh Naruto-kuuunn! *Flashes his Sharingan, Naruto collapses and Sasuke picks him up with a smile on his face and tears off*

*Sakura and Ino are making out practically licking each others faces as they start shedding their clothes*

*Kakashi shows up with the dildo in his hand Tsunade takes one look at it turns pale and starts to run.*

Kakashi: “Don't you run from me!” *Runs and tackles Tsunade and holds her down*

 

*Camera crew just stares at each other wondering what to do*

Shikamaru: Keep rolling! Don't stop, don't fucking stop!

 

Shikamaru: *rubs hands evilly* I'm going to make a fortune off of that fufufufufu

 

Cut Scene:

Itachi: *in Yondaime's house staring at Kurenai*

Kurenai: *with whip* What are you doing here meat? Talk, the mistress demands a response!

Itachi: *calmly* There can be but one master here. *Flashes Mangekyou Sharingan*

 

In Tsyokumi world

Itachi: I control time and space in this world, for the next 72 hours you will be whipped endlessly. *Five Itachis are standing around holding paddles and Kurenai is chained to a post her ass in the air*

Kurenai: Well you don't have to ask twice, *pokes her ass out further* Ready when you are big boy.

Itachis: *sweat drop* You aren't suppose to like it!

Kurenai: Come on I don't got all day!

Itachis: *turns to one another shrugs and starts whipping*

 

*Outside of Yondaime's house*

Kurenai: OHHHH YEAAAAA!

 

Cut Scene:

*At the Neverland Ranch*

Orochimaru and Michael Jackson staring at each other across the room.

 

Orochimaru and Michael Jackson: (thinking to themselves) God I gotta stop getting so much plastic surgery.

 

Orochimaru: Ok! There can be only one fifty year old, pasty faced, child molester around here!

Michael Jackson: *Flips his glove hand and speaks in his high pitched voice* I was thinking the same thing.

Orochimaru: You are going down!

Michael: Bring it baby!

Orochimaru: *bites his thumb and makes several hand seals* Summoning Jutsu!

 

Reporter: Action 6 news today at the Neverland Ranch. News is coming in that the ranch had been destroyed by what is reported to be a group of gigantic snakes. The body of Michael Jackson was found in a large pile of shake shit. One of the officers on the scene was quoted as saying, “well whaddya know? Looks like he amounted to shit after all!” To which everyone present began laughing uncontrollably. The monkey has yet to be found more after this,”

 

*Camera pans out from the television screen*

Kabuto: I don't see why you had to take the monkey. *Monkey jumps onto Kabuto's head and starts picking at his head.

Orochimaru: *Comes out wearing nothing but a bath towel* Because I said so that's why and now it's time for your training.

Kabuto: Why do I have to keep licking that?

Orochimaru: Because I said so

Kabuto: *sighs and walks into the room behind Orochimaru*

 

Itachi and Kurenai: *lying in the bed completely naked and smoking cigarettes*

Itachi: You sure can take a lot of punishment

Kurenai: I can give a lot as well

Itachi: *sweat drop* Uh, I gotta go. *disappears in a puff of smoke*

 

Akatsuki hour:

Kisane: So how's the diet coming along Zetsu?

Zetsu: I gotta tell ya this one skinny hoe a day diet is terrible, the last one was so skinny I was hungry again after a minute!

 

~Earlier that day

Paris Hilton: *on cell phone* I don't care I did Simple Life! I'm rich I should get my own solid gold vibrator daddy!

Zetsu: *drops down off a building*

Paris Hilton: AHHHH!

Zetsu: *upper plant section closes on top of Paris's body. Starts throwing her around in the air blood hitting the street.*

Paris Hilton: Help me! Help me please for the love of god!

Body guard 1: *turns to another bodyguard* You give a fuck?

Body guard 2: No, *turns to cameraman* do you?

Cameraman: *Shrugs continues taping*

 

Tbc…

 

Author's Notes: For anyone who reads this. I'm going to have Akatsuki kill off a few celebrities every week. If you want to send me a list of celebrities you want dead just review this fic and tell me who you want killed off. I will only except death lists in review form. Thank you.