Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Behind the Scenes: Naruto ❯ Fillers (Part 3) ( Chapter 7 )

Behind the Scenes: Fillers (part 3)

 

Shino: After the fillers seemed to never end we slowly all progressed into three groups. The first were the nymphos, then the drunks and finally the druggies. We would just basically do everything and watch each other…

 

Nymphos:

Saskura and Ino: Please Kakashi-sempai!! *looks up at him with shiny eyes*

Kakashi: Fuck, look if I do this will you two freaks leave me alone!

Sakura and Ino: *nods vigorously*

Kakashi: *sighs and takes out Chidori dildo* I gotta be back in five minutes lets make this quick.

Sakura and Ino: *squeals and runs off*

Kakashi: *follows* Damn fan girls.

 

Drunks:

Gai and Tsunade: Banzai! *takes shots of Jagermeister*

Tsunade: *finishes first* I win! *boob falls out*

Gai: No I win!

Tsunade: *Knocks Gai through bar wall* Fag…

 

Lee: *drunk on his ass* And then they made me their chief…

Bar tender: Who the fuck are you? How old are you? Get out of my bar!

Lee: You wanna die?!

~Few moments later

*Lee is leaving bar bruised and beaten and in hand cuffs*

Lee: I thought this was America!

Policeman: Sir this is Japan and you need to stop urinating for the love of god!

Lee: Drink it you pigs!

*Lee is now being beaten mercilessly on the ground by several officers*

 

Druggies:

Naruto, Director, and Yondaime: *sitting around in a circle passing a joint*

Naruto: *puffs joint and passes it to Yondaime* God, I need some ramen man!

Yondaime: *puffs and passes to Director* Naruto, you are a fucking tard man…I need me some pussy.

Director: *finishes joint in one inhale* I need to get away from here, I swear to god last night I actually woke up and was chocking someone to death…in a different house…in Nevada.

Naruto: *laughs* Yea been there before…so who wants to see my Harem?

Yondaime and Director: Fuck, why not!

Naruto: *transforms to group of naked women*

Yondaime: Alright let's get this over with *takes off clothes*

Director: You do know that's like a 12 year old boy right?

Yondaime: At this point I couldn't give a fuck *jumps into mass*

Director: *shrugs and joins Yondaime*

 

Shino and Choji: *standing on set eating bagels and drinking coffee*

Shino: So who here hasn't fucked Sakura by now? *To the entire set*

*Everyone looks at each other no one's hand is raised and they continue going about their work*

Shino: *turns to Choji* I would get that looked at if I were you.

Choji: It only burns every other day though…

 

Cut Scene:

Itachi: *Standing in Speedo on a fake beach set holding up a can of Coca-Cola the light glistens off his well toned muscles* Drink Coca-Cola and you can get Sharingan!

Director: Cut!

Itachi: What fucking retard wrote up that shit?! I had to kill off my entire family to get these fucking eyes what retard would buy this?

Fan girl: Itachi said it so it must be true! *Guzzles Coca-cola*

 

Itachi: Furthermore, why do I have to be in a Speedo to do this commercial?

Kakashi: *Comes onto the set in a Speedo and a mask holding a beach ball and sporting a dark tan* Because it's girl fan service.

Itachi: Oh

 

Cut Scene:

*Sakura and Hinata and Ino are in bright bathing suits rolling around on the hood of the car as they are doused with water. Their nipples standing erect and they are giggling and throwing suds at each other. Anko is wearing a dull purple bikini and is spraying with the hose*

Anko: Why are we doing this again?

Frankie Muniez: *In director's outfit* Because this is guy fan service

Anko: I know that! I mean what are we selling?

Frankie: At this point I couldn't give a fuck *turns to off stage* Ok bring him in!

Naruto: *walks up to Frankie in a bathrobe* Do I have to do this in Sexy?

Frankie: Yes, now action!

Naruto: *sighs and transforms wearing a bright orange bikini the nipples very erect* *Walks up to Anko and grabs the hose and helps her spray*

Frankie: And Action!

Anko and Naruto (in sexy jutsu): *Lean closer together as they begin making out on the car roof*

 

Itachi: *walking down the street Kakashi beside him* We never tell a soul right?

Kakashi: Well you didn't have to kill everyone on the set,

Itachi: They were going to put that on national television! What the fuck was I suppose to do?

Kakashi: I don't know you seemed to like Thousand years of pain after about the fourth time.

Fan girl: Itachi! Do me, please, do me!

Itachi: Fine! *Uses Mangekyou Sharingan*

Girl: *Starts foaming at the mouth and falls to the ground twitching*

Kakashi: Can you teach that to me?

Itachi: If you keep your fucking mouth shut I will!

 

Akatsuki Killing Spree for the day:

 

Justin Timberlake's House

*Doorbell rings*

Justin: *answers the door* Yo, what's up? You from Cribs?

Itachi: *Standing there holding a note* Are you Justin Timberlake?

Justin: Yea?

Itachi: Ok good I had to burn down quite a number of houses before this one.

Justin: *leans out of the door and sees burning mansions* Holy Shit! *Runs off*

 

~Few moments later

Itachi: *walks away from the burning building as glass shatters from heat* Well that helped, but I'm still feeling homicidal dammit!

*Donald Trump walks buy*

Itachi: Fuck he'll do. *Takes out sword and runs at him*