Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Brother's Can't Be Trusted ❯ Family Bonds ( Chapter 6 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

"Alright class, yesterday you were assigned a partner and had the entire evening to get to know each other." Iruka replied loudly over the whispering and snickering waves of his students. Since they had gotten into class, everyone either seemed excited or disappointed with their arrangements, so the morning was filled with the exact mindless chatter Iruka was known to hate. "But today you are going to get to know your baby more." The few groups that had been talking, silenced as they listened to him. How were they suppose to get to know an egg? They didn't very well talk at all and these eggs certainly weren't going to hatch.

Iruka smirked proudly over having grabbed most of their attention. "On each of your desk are supplies in which you will use to design or dress your baby." He explained. "This will tell me exactly how much you care for your child. And don't be afraid to be creative with it. Make the baby share both you and your partner's features to show the genetic traits." He explained. "You have the rest of class and at home to do this, but tomorrow I will inspect each child." With that said, Iruka sat back down behind his desk. And immediately the noise rose again as partners started to discus a design for their child.

"I know just what Aka-chan should wear," Naruto giggled excitedly. Already the blond was anxiously going through the small fabrics and paper, coming together with a outfit for their egg.

Sasuke was hardly as thrilled as Naruto to being playing dress up with an egg. But he could at least be happy with seeing the bright smile on Naruto's face and he started to dress their egg. He hadn't realize he had been staring at Naruto, with his chin settled in his hand while Naruto did all the work.

"Sasuke, you have to help. Fathers dress babies too." Naruto pointed out, making his cheeks puff up in a rather ridiculous way. "Aka-chan wants you to help her get dress in her first yukata."

Sasuke simply laughed at the though. "You want to dress our baby in a yukata? Don't you think that will be a little difficult since she doesn't have arms and legs." The Uchiha chuckled.

"Shhh Sasuke, she doesn't know that!" Naruto whispered in a deadly tone. He turned back to the egg and petted it softly. "It's okay Aka-chan, he didn't mean that." Sasuke sighed. If Naruto thought this egg was magically going to sprout limbs one day, then who was Sasuke to destroy his dreams.

"Well, if you want my opinion, I think she should have your eyes." Sasuke smiled. Though he knew cheap blue marking would never be able to stand up to the true beauty of Naruto's ocean blue eyes. They were so welcoming and big, one could literally drown in their depths.

"Really?" Naruto blinked. "But I don't want her to get picked on by the other babies." He replied. Unrealized as it was to Sasuke, Naruto was often picked on as a child for his different shade of hair and eyed color. Every other child had brown or black colors in their hair and eyes, but he had blond hair and blue eyes; very uncommon in his town.

"She won't trust me. Cause she has the coolest parents ever." Sasuke grinned prideful. Not that he had ever supported pretending in this family project, he could at least think they were naturally awesome parents period.

Naruto instantly smiled in return an nodded. "You're right. Every other baby is going to be jealous of her. Now, I think she should have your hair." Naruto suggested, grabbing a darker blue marker and starting to color in on the top of the egg. "But her hair won't be quite as funny looking as yours," Naruto chuckled.

"Hey! You're not allowed to make fun of my hair. I didn't pick on your eyes." Sasuke huffed and crossed his arms. Of course only pretending to be upset about the comment. But Naruto obviously took the Uchiha for being serious and was immediately regretful.

"I'm sorry Sasuke, please don't be mad." He begged. Naruto quickly leaned over the Uchiha, pressing his chest into Sasuke's side and lightly pushed the egg against the other's cheek. "Even Aka-chan is sorry." He drew back the egg, as if it had actually just given Sasuke an apologetic kiss on the cheek.

Sasuke smirked. "I'll only forgive you, if you kiss me too." Of course he was only playing by saying that, but he was secretly hoping Naruto would. And to his surprise the blond actually leaned back over and lightly pressed his lips to Sasuke's now pink cheek.

"There, better?" Naruto grinned widely. It was a good thing most of the class had been intensely draw into their project that no one noticed. But Iruka on the other hand had saw the simple kiss. He couldn't help but think it was cute in a way and that Sasuke was probably happy he put him with Naruto.

Sasuke nodded, hesitantly touching his cheeks. The idiot actually did it! Damn, and his lips had felt so soft. Sasuke was largely tempted to ask Naruto if he would kiss him on the lips, just to give Aka-chan the impression they were a normal family. But that would be taking too much advantage over the project.

"Done!" Naruto cheered, shoving the egg into Sasuke's face, automatically startling him. Sasuke nearly fell back in his feet, but managed to swing back just as the last two legs of the chair lifted off the floor. "Isn't she pretty?!"

Sasuke looked over the perfectly decorated egg and smiled. "She is...just like you." He finally said. Aw, and he was rewarded with the cutest of blushes. Sasuke admired the egg that favored them both now. Long dark blue hair was colored in around her face, where two large lighter blue eyes remained. A pink mark outlined her perfect sideways 'C' smile and a brightly colored orange and red yukata was tied around her round body. "Watashitachi chiisai enjeru."

Naruto looked back at the egg and then to Sasuke before brightening his smile. "Then we are one big happy family!"

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"I thought we would never get out!" Sasuke shouted in relief, spreading out his arms as he stretched.

Naruto simply laughed and walked closer into Sasuke's side, slipping in between just as Sasuke's arm came down. Sasuke had instinctively stiffened as he felt the blond press into his side and his arm around Naruto's shoulder, but he couldn't give Naruto the impression he didn't like it, because really, really did. In fact Sasuke was surprised Naruto even had the strength to laugh.

Since he was new to the school, Naruto knew nothing about the three test that were today in their other classes. And thanks to the stubbornness of their teachers and Kakashi's plain laziness, they made him do the test anyway. Just because they didn't have any other work planned for the day and didn't want to bother finding some. So those were three test grades Naruto could easily say were F's. But Naruto was content with the A him and Sasuke were sure to get in Iruka's class. Since it was the only thing he had come in time for.

Sasuke walked down the sidewalk with, Naruto in his arm and he had never felt better. He could control his body's reaction more easier this way than last night. But there was still the urge to kiss Naruto and just hold him tight. Sasuke knew these feeling would eventually turn their friendship into a different relationship, whether it be boyfriends or enemies. He just hoped Naruto wouldn’t hate him for his desires.

"Sasuke...," Naruto whispered, pressing his head softly into the cradle of Sasuke's neck, making the Uchiha all the more nervous.

"Y-yeah Naruto."

"Promise you won't freak out, okay?" The blond smiled as a memory played through his mind. "Jiraiya has a way of scaring all my friends away, especially the girl ones. Haku would have never visited me again if he hadn't told Jiraiya he was a boy before each to visit," Naruto laughed.

Sasuke found himself oddly jealous over how Naruto spoke of this Haku character. If it was his old best friend, Sasuke was certainly glad he was gone, since he wanted Naruto all for himself. But he was sure this wasn't going to be the last he heard of the mysterious, apparently girlish looking boy.

"Don't worry. I'm not easily scared away." Sasuke's eyes gleamed gallantly. If he survived with Itachi around, he could most definitely handle any other weird person.

As the neared what was apparently Naruto's home, Sasuke quickly summed it up. It was in a small, pleasant neighborhood where everyone had their own yards and fences. But apart from the other houses, instead of a 'Beware of Dog' sign hanging on the back fence, a 'Beware of Frog' sign hung there. Sasuke was beginning to think Naruto's guardian was obsessed with frogs, being that the toad stones and toad mat were a dead give away.

Sasuke walked up the steps and reached for the door bell, which was apparently a bad thing to do by the startled, pale expression on Naruto's face when Sasuke finally pushed the button in. It was almost as if the blond was about to tell him not to, and he was beginning to wish he had listened.

"Oh, Jiraiya....," cooed the door bell in a very sexy female voice. What the hell?! Sasuke looked around in a panic. Was this guy so full of himself that he expected every visitor to be a sexy girl seeking his company?! Damn, there were perverts everywhere.

"I was going to warn you." Naruto muttered timidly. "He kind of gets mad if you aren't a guest he personally invites over." The blond finally told him.

Sasuke would have made a snappy comment on that, but he was distracted by the loud thumping coming from inside. The door opened suddenly, and a tall, brawly man with long white hair jumped out and grabbed Sasuke in a bear hug. "I'm here ladies!" He laughed obsessively. His grin was wider than Naruto's could ever be, and his eyes were formed in hearts.

"Hey you pervy old man, let go of my friend!" Naruto snapped, flailing his arms in the air as he watched Sasuke get smothered in a death hold.

The poor Uchiha was literally suffocating so much, his face was going red. Why the hell was this guy hugging him?! He was screaming cruses every which way in his mind. If he was ever going to be trapped by an older male, he would at least have to be a sexy older male. But damn it, this was some old hag. And old perverted guys were the worst kind, cause they could get away with it. They could simply ask a girl to reach up high to get something for them, and they could stair at their ass all they wanted. Sasuke hated guys like that, and he had a feeling this Jiraiya guy was exactly like that.

It took nearly an entire five minutes, for Jiraiya to figure out the person he was cuddling in fact did not have a soft bosom pressing up against his chest, but instead a well muscled chest like his own. In a moment, the man tossed Sasuke to the side. "Hey, where did the girls go?" He asked, looking around hurriedly.

Naruto signed, rubbing his forehead. "There was none to beginning with old man." Jiraiya immediately glared at Naruto for telling him this truth.

"Then why in the hell did you disturb me." He growled. "I was doing research. Our next door neighbor was sunbathing." He grinned, his eyes lifting up as he was put in a brief daze that allowed a drop of drool to escape his mouth.

Sasuke sneered at the sickening man as he was finally able to catch his breath. Naruto stayed with someone like this?! How could he ever manage to stay untainted and naive like he was? There had to be a mistake. People like Naruto do not grow up like that after being raised by people like 'him'.

"Jiraiya, I want you to meet my new friend Sasuke." Naruto quickly said, grabbing the Uchiha by the hand and pulling him back into Jiraiya's line of vision.

Jiraiya glared down at the raven haired boy, who was just as menacingly glaring back at him. Finally Jiraiya tore his death stare from him and turned to Naruto. "What have I told you kid? You can bring all the lady friends you want, but this is a strict no males policy." Jiraiya reminded with a stern tone. "Now I see your friend, send him home. Since is a bachelors pad not a animal shelter."

Sasuke was fuming from the mouth over that little insult. He would have been seconds away from punching Jiraiya in the face and kicking him in the balls, if not for Naruto's quick interruption. "We have a project Jiraiya!" The blond whined. "I spent a night over his place last night, it's only fair he get to do the same over here."

And suddenly two "What?!" came in unison from both Sasuke and Jiraiya.

"Hold on Naruto!" Sasuke instantly budded in. "I simply said I wanted to meet him, not stay here. Now that I have, I'm perfectly fine with going home." There was no way in hell he was going to stay under the same roof with this pervert just to get away from the pervert back at home. At least he knew Itachi wouldn't bring anyone else over until he got Naruto.

"Yeah kid, listen to him. There's no reason why this boy has to stay here!" Jiraiya added after Sasuke. It seemed like this was going to be the only time they came to an agreement.

Naruto wasn't taking no from either of them and very loudly yelled out, "shut up! Sasuke your staying and that's final!" Both males were flabbergasted by Naruto's sudden manliness and aggression. It was almost too scary seeing that once happy expression twisted with anger and authority. Naruto, simply didn't make a likely commander, he was normally just to gentle and sweet.

Jiraiya and Sasuke nodded in unison again, their lips clenched tight in hopes of not saying something that would most likely anger Naruto again.

"Good, now come in Sasuke." The blond command, stumping inside. Sasuke timidly slipped in after Naruto. He feared more for Jiraiya now, simply for the fact that the guy had most likely seen more of Naruto's angry side than he had.

Sasuke was oddly surprised by the inside of the house. Unlike the outside, it actually looked somewhat normal, with the exception of the few toad lambs, vases, pillows and clocks. No wonder Jiraiya was so pushy with girls. This desperate guy probably couldn't hold onto a woman that could put up with his froggy obsession, Sasuke had thought. And he felt more sad for the fact Naruto would never have a mother figure because of Jiraiya's stupidity.

"This is my room!" Naruto announced excitedly. He flipped on the lights, quickly revealing a white room with a bright orange bed made off in the corner. To the other side was a desk for studying and a feet away from that, a dresser. Sasuke had noticed Naruto's room was actually normal, though the many pictures of foxes on the wall were rare.

"I'm just glad you don't have a frog in your room." Sasuke laughed with a sigh of relief. He set his bag down by the door and walked further into the room.

"Well, sorry to disappoint you." Naruto grinned as he raced over to his dresser and pulled out a tubby, green, frog bank. Sasuke felt his eyes twitching. How could these people stand looking at frogs so much. In fact Sasuke won't be surprised in they had a pond in their backyard where all te frogs in the neighborhood were welcome to stay.

"So what are we having for dinner?" Sasuke asked. He knew he would regret asking. Since yesterday was still clear on his mind. It would only make since, Naruto would be making up for the dinner he want but didn't get last night.

"Ramen of course!" Naruto yelled out as if it were the only edible food in the entire world. "What type do you want?" Sasuke simply shrugged. He rarely ate ramen, so asking him to choose a flavor was pretty pointless. "I'll pick then. Be back in awhile, you stay here." Naruto directed before shuffling out of the room.

"How did I end up here?" Sasuke moaned. This was the last place he imagined to be staying. But he was at least blessed with the thoughts of how much Itachi was suffering because he couldn't trick Naruto anymore today. Then again, Itachi might just find a way to torture them before the night was through.

Seeing as how Naruto was not around for awhile, Sasuke had nothing to entertain himself. There was nothing in particular he found interesting in the blonde’s room. So he figured he might as well look around the rest of the house, though his gut feeling was telling him it was a bad idea. Kami knows what type of things Jiraiya kept in the other rooms. Actually Sasuke was most curious as to what was in the older man's room. Maybe he could find some false teeth and hide them from Jiraiya, simply because Sasuke didn't like him.

With that thought in mind, Sasuke slyly walked out of Naruto's room and down the hall. Sasuke guessed the man's bed would be shaped like a giant frog, or that his sheets were patterned with them. Either way, his room would be very weird.

Sasuke pushed open the door he thought was Jiraiya's and removed his hand along the wall in search of the lights. Finally finding them, the Uchiha smirked and turned them on. Man was he wrong! Instead of the expected green colors, the room was filled with a blend of exotic blacks and reds. The bed was a large circle with red, silk blankets and pillows. But the most disturbing thing Sasuke had noticed, was the light switch. There wasn't a regular frame around the switch, but instead one shaped like a girl's face. And her mouth was an 'O' for the switch to go through. Let's just say, Sasuke was more than disgusted to find out what it looked like.

Sasuke was all the more assured that Jiraiya was a professional pervert. He wouldn't be surprised if he found porno magazines under the man's bed. But as ironic as it was, Sasuke actually checked to see. And to his surprise there wasn't. He was just about to consider the man not a total perv, until he noticed the book case off to the side of the room. Sasuke took a brief look and was mortified to find out that Jiraiya kept 'those' type of books in the broad daylight.

A bunch of Icha Icha Paradise was on the self as well as other well known adult books. Sasuke dearly hoped Naruto was never bold enough to flip through these books, yet he wouldn't be surprised if the naive blond had. Despite the fact Sasuke had his fill of pervert things, he was curious to inspect the rest of the older man's room. So the only more reasonable place to look to find out about a person, was their closet.

The usual clothes were set up in the front, but as Sasuke made his way to the back he noticed female clothes. And not just in female clothes-costumes. That sick, horny bastard was just as if not more perverted as Itachi, having a fetish for role playing. Sasuke finally reached the back wall of the closet and stumbled forward as he tripped over a large box.

"What the hell?!" He exclaimed angrily. He shoved the box aside but quickly thought against it. Flipping back the folds of the top, his eyes immediately dilated and his face when through an assortment of colors. Holy Shit!!! The fucking perv had loads of toys! And not the kind specified for children. "Naruto is living with a freak!" Was the last thing to escape his lips as he closed the box hurriedly and raced out of the closet and the room.

Sasuke finally reached the innocent safety of Naruto's room, panting heavily as he hid behind the door. It seems just about everyone Sasuke had to meet, was some weird pervert or sadistic. Was there no safe haven for the naive like Naruto and himself, as if?

"Sasuke?" Naruto asked concerned as he stepped into the room. He was automatically baffled by the redness of Sasuke's face and how heavily he was panting. "It's time for diner." He informed.

Sasuke sighed, thank Kami! Something normal! "Alright." Taking a deep breath, Sasuke followed after the curious blond. He was most thankful Naruto hadn't asked him why he was acting so strange. And he even wondered if Naruto knew about all that stuff in Jiraiya's room. Well he had the rest of the night to find out.

To Be Continued...

A/N: Yay, I'm so glad I actually found time to type this up today. Sorry I didn't make it super lengthy. But I might be able to update tomorrow^_^ anyway, thanks so much my loyal reviewers. >.< I'm so happy. As long as I get many reviews allot, I will do all I can to update each day!

Next Chapter: Sasuke has the entire night alone with Naruto, will he take this chance to strengthen their relationship or simply shy away from the opportunity. If he doesn't do something soon, Itachi going to find away to use that wasted time to his advantage. Everything now seems to be getting harder on Naruto now that he has two considerate guys trying to woo him.

Dictionary:

Yukata- something like a kimono but is worn more often, like day dresses.
Watashitachi chiisai enjeru- Our litte Angel. Yay, Sasuke finally accepts their baby!