Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Brother's Can't Be Trusted ❯ All Fun And Games ( Chapter 7 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Cold, vicious glares were exchanged between the older man and Sasuke as he walked into the room. Jiraiya simply didn't like the little punk, and Sasuke had found plenty of reasons enough to despise the perverted man. Naruto was the one that had to suffer between this vengeful tension. As the two teens sat before the kitchen table, Jiraiya set both of their bowels in front of them.

Blue orbs expanded insanely as the bowel of ramen was placed before Naruto. And not a second went by between the time he saw the food and started to eat it. Sasuke was unable to take his eyes away from the scene of his crush engorging himself with the slippery noodles. It was both gross and stunning. Sasuke had never known so much food could fit into the boy's mouth at once. And a few other thoughts of what bigger things could fit into Naruto's mouth, slipped into his mind.

"Urgh!" Sasuke quickly slammed his palm into his head, forcing the imagine away. How could he think such a thing while Naruto was doing something as innocent as eating noodles. Though the way he slurped up the wet pasta, Sasuke had thought it to provide some sort of practice.

Jiraiya was the only one who noticed the Uchiha's odd reaction. He smirked devilishly as he summed up the situation. Sitting down beside the boy presently hitting himself in the head repeatedly, Jiraiya leaned over.

"You are hardly what I call a smooth worker, but it doesn't take all that to swoon Naruto." He gave a chuckling whisper. Sasuke immediately went red in the face as he noticed the man suddenly beside him. How the hell did he notice what was going on in his mind?!

"What are you talking about, hentai?" Sasuke hissed under breath. He jerked his eyes away from admiring Naruto while he continued to eat and glowered at the man beside him. "You think I go for dudes?"

"Of course not," Jiraiya cackled, throwing his head back. "I know you go for males." He smirked brilliantly. Sasuke went pale in the face, only adding more satisfaction to the obviously skilled ero-sen'nin. "Don't think you are the first guy to walk through that door expecting to get something out of him." Jiraiya warned seriously now.

Sasuke was in a whirl of confusion. Was this guy actually trying to tell him, Naruto always brought out gay guys?

"Naruto isn't one to make a lot of normal friends since anyone who doesn't have a thing for him, find him obnoxious and loud." Jiraiya grimaced at the thought. He should know better than anyone, since the kid was always pestering him. "I swear, I've thrown so many gay ass out of this house, my shoes are all scuffed up. And then Naruto keeps wondering why we have to move. Well today will be no different. Naruto's too vulnerable for me to just let anyone have, so you leave now if you have anything other than a friendship in mind."

Sasuke stiffened. He would have walked too, but he still wanted to convince himself he did just want to be friends with the dumb blond. Though it would be the greatest test of all he would have to face by not having to molest the other.

But Sasuke was curious as to why Jiraiya was so protective of Naruto when he got certain friends, so why the hell did he have all this exposure around the house?! He was begging Naruto to become a pervert just like him, there was no need for horny teens like Sasuke to befriend him.

"Sasuke?" Naruto interrupted the two suddenly. Both when jumping in their seats as Naruto stared cluess. "Are you going to eat your ramen any time soon?" he asked hopefully. He didn't care too much for the fact Jiraiya and Sasuke were whispering to each other, since Naruto only need his ramen to keep him company at the moment.

"Of course I am. If you stop hovering over it like it is the last meal you will ever see," Sasuke barked back. He grabbed his bowel and slid it away from Naruto, watching the expectant eyes turn grim with disappointment. Sasuke would have eagerly given it that very next moment if not for the chance Jiraiya would suspect him of trying to be 'too' nice and forgiving.

Look at this mess Naruto had gotten him into. First he had to deal with Itachi, who was encouraging Sasuke to take Naruto before he did. And now he had to deal with Jiraiya, who threatened to kill him if he even tried to further their friendship.

Solemnly, Sasuke began eating his dinner while Naruto pathetically sulked off to the side. It was almost unbearable to eat while those giant, anticipating eyes were directed at his mouth as each noodle was slurped up. The occasional whimpers that escaped the blonde’s lips as he watched with his own empty bowel in front of him, irritated Sasuke to no end. Kami, he just wanted to shove the stupid food down Naruto's throat...with his own tongue. There goes his thoughts again, out on another pervert venture.

If not for Jiraiya's voice instantly bringing Sasuke out of his daydreaming, the Uchiha would have ended up with another erection that wouldn't be too pleasing to the others. "I was hoping it was just going to be you Naruto, but now you have company. I have to go out tonight, so I'm expecting both of you to get to bed on time." Jiraiya sternly explained. "And absolutely no rough housing, especially you." Jiraiya snarled at the raven haired boy.

Sasuke quivered in his seat as the man loomed angrily over head. Why did he get the sudden feeling that even with Jiraiya gone, the man would know if something went down? In fact, Sasuke wouldn't be surprised if the man had cameras installed in every room of the house just so he could stall the women that stepped into his home, which were probably few.

With a gulp, Sasuke nodded. Jiraiya immediately smiled and headed for the door. Just before stepping out, he glared back at Sasuke once more and finally slammed the door closed.

"I thought he was about to kill me just now," Sasuke huffed after a deep sigh. "You were right Naruto, he is worse than Itachi." Sasuke chuckled momentarily only to find out the next moment, that he was indeed alone in the room. The Uchiha looked around direly, finding the blond missing. How did he move so fast?! "Naruto?" Sasuke suspected Naruto was an even bigger menace in his own home if he couldn’t wait one minute after Jiraiya left to do what he pleased.

Getting out of his seat, Sasuke headed out of the kitchen. He didn't see the blond anywhere in the living room either. "Naruto?! Where are you?" Sasuke yelled out more worriedly. Such an ominous feeling came over him as he searched the house.

"Aka-chan wanted to play hiding seek!" Naruto called out from somewhere. A brief, childish giggle erupted from the blond. "So you have to find us," he explained.

Sasuke was just about to moan over this new development; he hated looking for things. But unexpectedly, a sly smirk appeared on his lips. "Fine, but if I find you both before you make it back to the kitchen table, then we have to play what I want." Shoot, why not play games. They weren't too old, and Sasuke had some pretty interesting games he would like to play. The idea of playing house returned to his mind for the second time to day, but this time he wouldn't so easily dismiss it.

"Only if you can find us both!" Naruto shouted from the room he was hiding in.

Sasuke was off in a flash, looking behind doors, couches and tables. There was no way he was going to loose this game. After all how hard could it be to find a loud, excitable blond and an egg. Okay, so maybe Aka-chan would be a little more harder to find, considering how small she was, but if Sasuke knew Naruto, the boy probably had the egg with him.

The living room was clear, so Sasuke looked in the blonde’s room. Though he wasn't expecting Naruto to actually hide in such an obvious place. Sasuke made sure to check the hallway very few moments, so Naruto couldn't make a quick dash for to the kitchen. Naruto's closet was clear, and so was under his bed. Sasuke shuffled out of Naruto's room and started to check the bathroom. Of course the tub was empty and so was the broom closet. So maybe Naruto was a little harder to find than he thought. But there was only one other place to check out that Naruto might have thought him never to look. Jiraiya's room.

Smirking over his own brilliance, Sasuke rushed off into the other man's room. If Naruto was in here, there was no way he was going to let him sneak out behind his back. Sasuke closed the door behind him so Naruto couldn't get out without making a sound that would alert him. "Naruto, I know you're in here. Just come out, so we can play what I want." He was inwardly laughing to himself as he looked beneath the bed. No Naruto there. Sasuke even looked behind the TV beside Jiraiya's perverted bookshelf, and still no blond.

It worried Sasuke to think that Naruto might be in Jiraiya's closet. With that thought in mind, Sasuke rushed off into the closet, immediately pushing clothes and things aside. "Naruto?!" He yelled out, digging through to the back of the closet.

His head popped up in alert as he suddenly heard the door open. He scrambled on his knees and crawled out of the closet, in hopes of catching the sneaky blond on his way out. But instead of leaving, the idiot blond was actually coming in. So he wasn't in here?!

"Sasuke, what are you doing?" Naruto asked, his eyes furrowing in worry. " We aren't allowed in Jiraiya's room." The boy insisted. He had been patiently waiting in one of the kitchen's bottom cupboards for Sasuke, since he knew that was the last place the Uchiha would think to look. But it seemed he was wrong. He had came out of hiding the moment he realized Sasuke had finished searching the other rooms.

"No one told me that," Sasuke growled back, still on his knees and hands. But he was for the most part relieved Naruto hadn't been hiding in here.

"Sasuke look what you did!" Naruto exclaimed the next moment. He rushed into the room, kneeling down beside the confused Sasuke. "We better clean up all this mess before Jiraiya gets back home." He warned concernedly. "He gets pissed if he even thinks I've been in his room."

Sasuke blinked for one unconscious moment. So this was Naruto's first or one of few times in Jiraiya's room. That was a lot of load of his back. But that didn't change the fact Naruto was in here now, trying to clean up the mess Sasuke had made.

"Wait! I'll clean it up Naruto," he insisted. He at least wanted to keep Naruto's innocence intact for the rest of the night for fear that Jiraiya would have his head.

The blond paused in his gathering and stared at Sasuke oddly. Why was he so jumpy and worried all of a sudden? "But I want to help. We could get done faster if we worked together." With that said, Naruto stood back up, picking up a few of Jiraiya's fallen clothes and hung them back up.

Sasuke cursed mentally as Naruto was helping anyway. He couldn't very well push Naruto out of a room that was in his own house, but he still didn't want Naruto finding out about this stuff in Jiraiya's room.

"Woah lookie Sasuke!" Naruto gasped out suddenly, scaring five years off of Sasuke's life. The raven haired teen rushed up to his feet and over to Naruto. "I didn't know Jiraiya was a movie producer." The naive boy laughed.

Sasuke face faulted as he watched the carefree boy, pull out a box filled with tapes from the back of the closet. Sasuke's eye had never twitched so much as he read over the labels of the tapes as Naruto pulled them out. These weren't movies, they were...

"The Fast and the Horniest?" Naruto read, looking at the tape curiously. "The Whore Next Door? man Jiraiya sure does make a lot of weird movies. Sasuke sighed, somewhat pleased to know Naruto was still as clueless as ever as he raid the other man's belongings. Finally Naruto dug into the bottom of the box and pulled out a video camera. "Hey Sasuke! Want to be a suta?" He giggled, pointing the camera lens toward the pouting Uchiha.

"No, I don't want to star in any poruno." Sasuke mumbled to himself. He pushed the camera to the side so it was no longer directed at him. "Why don't you go ahead and be the star?" He said sarcastically in a groan. He was hardly in the mood for Naruto's stupidity, but then again that could change.

"Alright Mr. Director," Naruto giggled. He placed the video camera n Sasuke's hands. "You shoot, while I act."

"What?!" Sasuke blurted out in disbelief. "You want me to film you? Doing what?!" He asked hysterically.

"You're the director, you tell me." Naruto started to go through the clothes in the closet. "What should be my costume?" He asked, turning back to look at the pale Uchiha.

Sasuke's mouth had gone dry and he no longer had the ability to register what was being asked of him. Naruto wanted him to video tape him? Though he hadn't said pacifically that he wanted to be in a porno video, but with Sasuke as his director, it was likely to become that.

"Hmmm...I like this one." Sasuke smirked as he pulled out one outfit he thought would be particularly cute on Naruto. The blond nodded, taking the clothes strutted out of the room.

Technically he wasn't rough housing like Jiraiya said, but he was still taking advantage of Naruto none the less. His smirk suddenly widened as Naruto slowly stepped into the room again. Sasuke quickly turned on the camera and kept it on the shy blond as he walked over.

"Sasuke, why did you have to pick the most ridiculous outfit." Naruto whined. He was actually wearing orange kitty ears and orange panties that had a long, fluffy tail sown into the back, with an orange tank top. He didn't like the bottoms very much, cause his member was visible even folded beneath.

Sasuke only chuckled. The costume looked extremely well on Naruto, and his blushing complimented the set. "Because, you make the perfect kitsune." Sasuke teased. With the orange colors, Nartuo looked more like a fox than a kitten, especially with those adorable whiskers. "Now purr for me as you make your entrance." Sasuke laughed, keeping the camera locked on Naruto.

Naruto first puffed out his cheeks at the request. "That's stupid. Why the hell would I want to do that?!" He bickered. "I might as well moan to if you ask me to do that," Naruto complained, not realizing the invitation he was giving.

"Now that you mention it, I think that would suit your character just fine." Sasuke gave a darkened smirk. Sure he wasn't expecting Naruto to do all this for real, but it was simply fun to make him try.

"What character? You haven't even given me a part yet! What's my lines?!" Sasuke had never met a movie star but he was sure this was exactly how they acted. Naruto was one true drama queen.

"Fine, I'll give you a part. But you aren't allowed to complain, we are still rolling." Sasuke informed. The first thing to come to mind was to tell Naruto he was suppose to be a fox in heat, but he knew Naruto would find that plan out to easily. "Okay, you are an injured fox in the woods. So act like you are in pain." Sasuke order with a smug smile. This was going to be too funny to watch.

Naruto stuck out his tongue and pranced over to the middle of the floor. He got down on his hands and knees, immediately giving Sasuke the most perverted of thoughts. Oh, how he would love to be the alpha fox in this scenario. Sasuke's eyes widened as Naruto spread out onto the floor, laying on his back. Almost instantly Naruto started to get into character, whimpering and moaning in pain. Sasuke had thought the scene to be delightful, especially how Naruto's legs were bent and spread just right. His supple ass was facing the camera as Naruto slowly rubbed what was supposedly his injured stomach.

"Tasuke...watashi...onegai..." Naruto whimpered, his eyes tightly closed as if he were experiencing unbearable pain. "...Onegai...," came another desperate moan.

Damn Naruto was good, too good. Sasuke wanted to slap himself over this stupid idea. But his growing arousal had to disagree. This was ten times better than listening to all those other men beg and moan for Itachi. Only because Naruto was begging for him, not Itachi, well at least that's how Sasuke so it.

Sasuke couldn't stand it any longer, his pants were becoming a great nuisance with this clinging, but he had called upon his own punishment. Slowly Sasuke side stepped to the book shelf, keeping the camera still on Naruto. It was a good thing Naruto had noticed with his eyes still closed. Sasuke quickly set the camera down on one of the shelves, so that it kept recording without him holding it.

"Now...beg for my help..." Sasuke whispered. He dearly needed to hear his name escape those incredibly erotic lips, otherwise this pain within his boxers would never end.

Naruto obey without question, moaning Sasuke's name the next moment. "Onegai...Sasuke." He groaned softly. But a timid gasp erupted from Naruto as he felt a sudden weight placed upon his stomach.

His eyes flew open and his cheeks instantly reddened. Since when was Sasuke apart of the movie?! And why the hell was he laying on top of him?! Naruto found his words leaving him as he stared up nervously at the Uchiha. Sasuke had such a serious look in his eyes, that Naruto had never seen before. The blond could not only feel his face heat up, but his entire body, as Sasuke's body was settled in-between his spread legs.

Sasuke balanced his weight on just two arms he kept on either side of Naruto's head. His eyes were intensely locked to Naruto's blue ones. He had to admit Naruto never looked so sexy and vulnerable before. He couldn't resist just one kiss...

Sasuke lowered his upper half down, so that he was laying perfectly on top of Naruto. Closing his eyes slowly, he pressed his lips to the soft, velvet ones before. Never before he had touched such precious lips, tender and pump, just waiting to be kissed. Sasuke lingered there for the longest moment, completely unmoving, until he finally hoisted his head back up. Somewhere between that short time, Naruto had closed his eyes as well, and Sasuke smiled as he saw the blue eyes appear once more.

Naruto's heart was beating erratically as he stared back up into proud, loving black eyes. Sasuke had just kissed him! Why was he still just laying there...beneath him? Forget that, why had he liked it?! Naruto was both terrified and pleased. There was nothing he could possibly say to ease the sudden tension between them. So Naruto would simply no use words.

Sasuke wasn't expecting the second kiss, suddenly performed by the blond! Naruto had lifted his head up and kissed him again. So then...he liked it? Sasuke was dearly hoping so.

His hand instinctively slipped beneath Naruto's hovering head and fingered through the silky, blond locks. And Sasuke returned the second kiss, his over hand gently caressing Naruto's scarred cheek. All the while he was tempted to remove this ridiculous, yet sexy outfit, but was reminded of the fact that they were still in Jiraiya's room.

As if some horrid nightmare was finally stepping into this wonderful fantasy, the front door bell rung. Sasuke realized just as the bell cooed the ever dramatic "Oh Jiraiya" that...someone was here.

To Be Continued...

A/N: Omg! Lol, this chapter has been the most fun yet to write. I love keeping you guys in suspense, but not too much. Thanks for all the reviews and please don't forget to review for this chapter. I'm excited to read what you guys have to say about this.

Next Chapter: Things were just getting heat up between Naruto and Sasuke, but now everything maybe crashing down as they are interrupted. Sasuke may be furious now about the butting in, but he will be even more angry when he finds out who had did the butting. Then again the night is still young, so is there still time for Sasuke to set the mood again with Naruto?

Dictionary:

Hentai- pervert
Ero-sen'nin- ero means eroticism and sen’nin means full-time. So basically Jiraiya is a full-time eroticist.
Suta- performer/star
Poruno- pornography
Kitsune- fox
Tasuke- Help
Watashi- me
Onegai- please