Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Caress The Insanity ❯ Meeting The Cast ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine T___T WAAAAAH!!! And this ficcy is dedicated toooo... MY GOOD FIREND SAM!!! *hugs Sam* Thanks for the idea!

Pyro: YIPPE!!! ANOTHER FANFIC!!! *singsong* I'm going to torture the Naruto characters; I'm going to torture the Naruto characters…

Naruto Characters: We're all gonna die…

*Pyro has just finished her latest fairy tale (Not. So don't go looking for it). She sits back when her foot smashed into her computer and it starts to hum and flash and all that fancy shmancy stuff*

Pyro: o_O? OH CRAP MY COMPUTER'S GONNA CRASH AND I DIDN'T SAVE MY FICCY! I'M GONNA HAVE TO TYPE IT ALL OVER AGAIN!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*The computer does a few more things and then…*

BAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!

Pyro: X___________________X

???: OMG! I THINK WE JUST KILLED SOMEONE! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! WE'RE GONNA GET ARRESSTED!!!

???2: She's fine, we didn't kill her

???" YES WE DID! WE'RE GONNA GET ARRESSTED!!!

Pyro: *Thinking* What a sec! I know that voice! *suddenly gets completely rejuvenated and acquires a million ton mallet out of nowhere* DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE, SAKURA!!! *lunges at Sakura*

Sakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*SPLAT* X_________X

Pyro: ^_________________^ That's better…*turns around* O____O HOLY CRAP!

*All of the Naruto cast that play a semi-important to important roll are all sitting in her room. They're all staring at her*

Pyro: O_________O *faints*

Kakashi: Umm… Anybody got any smelling salts?

Gai: Don't be stupid, Kakashi! Smelling salts are not good for young people! They stop the flow of youth! We must do CPR!

Kakashi: -_-U Smelling salts don't stop the flow of youth

Lee: Don't question Gai-sensei! What he says is the truth!

Sasuke: So if he told you night was day and day was night you would believe it?

Lee: Yes!

Sasuke: -_-U Freak

Lee: I will not listen to your insults! I must save that poor young girl!

Naruto: o_O? Hey, were did Sakura-chan go?

Itachi: Weren't you looking? That kid over there smashed into a pancake

Naruto: No I wasn't looking. I was trying to get my face out of Sasuke's butt

Itachi: =_=U I didn't need to hear that…

Iruka: Is anyone going to help that poor girl over there?

Lee: I will! I will give her CPR! *walks over to Pyro and attempts to give her CPR, but…*

*CRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

Lee: X___________________X *Has been thrown against a wall*

Pyro: *Has one leg pointing toward the direction of the wall, making it obvious that she kicked Lee, for I do not want to be given CPR. I do not like mouth to mouth contact between me and someone else*

Everyone: O____________O

Neji: She... kicked Lee across the room and he didn't even see it coming!

Kiba: Did anyone?

Everyone else: No…

Kiba: O_O…^_^ Whatta woman!

All boys apart from Itachi and Orochimaru: YEAH!!!

Itachi: *thinking* Is anyone gonna even bother waking her up?

Orochimaru: *thinking* Hehehe… She will make an excellent holder for a cursed seal… MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Itachi: *looking at Orochimaru's gleeful face* -_-U Do you give a cursed seal to everyone you meet?

Orochimaru: *still smiling* No, just the powerful ones

Itachi: Riiiiiiight… *inches away from Orochimaru*

*Pyro groans a little*

Hinata: I think she's waking up

Neji: *sarcastically* No, really?

Hinata: *blushes with embarrassment*

Pyro: *groggily opens eyes* What…happened…? *looks at everyone crowded around her* O_____________O WHY ARE ALL OF YOU IN MY ROOM?! Wait…WHY ARE ALL OF YOU EVEN HERE?!

Kakashi: That's what why'd like to know

Jiraiya: Not that we mind being here… Now if you could just model for some pictures in book…

Pyro: >____<************* I AM NOT POSING FOR "ICHA ICHA PARADISE"! SO PISS OFF! *hits Jiraiya with her trusty mallet*

Jiraiya: X_______X

Everyone: O______________O

Tsunade: She just… knocked out Jiraiya…^___________________^ THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

Orochimaru: ^___________________^ *thinking* She will make a VERY excellent holder for the cursed seal… MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pyro: *notices Orochimaru's gleeful face* >______<*********** I AM ALSO NOT GOING TO BE THE HOLDER OF A DAMN CURSED SEAL!!! *hits Orochimaru with her mallet*

Orochimaru: X___________X

Everyone Else: O________________O… ^____________________________________^ THANK YOU VERY MUCH WE LOVE YOU!!!!

Pyro: ^________^ Now, back to the question of how you all got here…

Naruto: We don't know

Sasuke: We were all going to fight for control of Konoha…

Kakashi: Then a big black portal appeared in the sky…

Iruka: And this big wind came…

Gaara: And blew us into a tornado…

Shikamaru: Then the hole sucked us up…

Tenten: And we went spiraling through it…

Itachi: And then we landed here

Pyro: Hmm… Then that means that I have no idea how you got here or how to get you back to Konoha! ^_^

Everyone: O_______O

Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO KONOHA!!! I HAVE TO BECOME HOKAGE!!!

Pyro: Don't worry, I'll take good care of you…*whispering* and torture you VEEEEEERY much…

Ino: Did you say something?

Pyro: No…

Ino: Ok

Pyro: ^___________^ *thinking* MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LET THE TORTURE BEGIN!!! Next chapter! See yas!