Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Crash Upon the Heavens ❯ Naruto breaks the news and training begins ( Chapter 2 )
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By: HinataLover18 
Chapter Title is self-explanitory.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Fantasy / Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 09.25.2008 | Pages: 2 | Words: 3.6K | Visits: 226 | Status: Work In Progress
Chapter Title is self-explanitory.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Fantasy / Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 09.25.2008 | Pages: 2 | Words: 3.6K | Visits: 226 | Status: Work In Progress
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Kingdom Hearts or any other possible elements or concepts not thought up by me.
AN: Thank you all for taking the time to actually read what this humble author has created to computer. I want to personally thank both Syncica/Specula, VINcredible, and Wyrd Darcnyzz, absolutely LOVE your stories, look forward to the next update of Rokubi. Oh, and please read the authors note at the bottom concerning the pairing. With all that being said enjoy!
“Screw you” normal talking
“Damn Teme!” normal thinking
“You dare” Demon/Summon talking
“Maybe” Demon/Summon Thinking
“Kage bushin no jutsu Jutsu being cast
“DAMN YOU, YOU PEDOPHILIC SNAKE!” (You know who you are) Shouting
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0000000000 Flashback
They walked along the forest, and sure enough within a half hour, the small, poverty-driven town of wave came into view.
“Oh, there's my house, over there on the right!”, Tazuna said.
“Great, now lets get in quickly before we attract attention. Plus, Naruto will recover faster inside and can tell us exactly what the hell he did earlier”, Kakashi said.
Suddenly Naruto spoke up.
“No need Kaka-sensei, I'm already fine, so you can put me down”, he said.
“All right. You sure your okay?”, the scarecrow asked.
“Don't worry, Naruto's always been a fast healer”, Isamaru said.
“Yeah, lets get inside so I can answer this Q&A session, kay?”, he said.
As they walked in, they were greeted by a woman who looked to be in her 30's, who introduced herself as Tsunami, Tazuna's daughter. After the greetings and words of thanks were exchanged, they all plopped down on the mats.
“OK, Naruto spill”, Kakashi said.
Naruto took a calculating look at the other members of team 7, and seemed to make a decision.
“All right, I'll tell you, but I'll tell you right now, it has two parts. Both of them involves a S-rank law in effect right now, punishable by immediate execution, regardless of status. Knowing this, do you want me to continue?”, Naruto asked them.
The members of team Kakashi thought for a few minutes, before agreeing.
“All right. To start my story off, we'll go back to the day of my birth, October 10, twelve years ago, the day of the Kyubbi attack on Konoha. It was like a force of nature. It cause tsunamis and ripped mountains in half with a single flick of the tail. Fortunately for Konoha, the current Hokage of that time, Namikaze Minato, was a seal specialist, and devised a way to stop her. He used a Kinjutsu known as Shiki Fuin to summon Shinigami, the death god, to rip the Kyubbi's soul right from her body, then combined this seal with a Hakke no Fuin and a Nijuu Shishou Fuuin to contain the beast in a newborn baby whose umbilical cord had just been cut. That baby... was me”, Naruto finished.
Gasps of surprise were heard from both Sasuke and Sakura after this startling revelation.
“You actually have that thing sealed in you?”, Sasuke asked.
“Yep, and it's been both a blessing and a curse from the day I was born. Blessing, because I have a freakish healing factor. In fact, I have never been sick a day in my life”, he said.
“Why is it a curse?”, Sakura asked, dreading the answer.
“Because, Sakura-chan, the Yondamie's last wish was for me to be seen as a hero, but of course, the best laid plans of mice and men often go astray. Everyone despised me from the day I was born, for something I had almost no control over. I was ignored, spat on, and basically treated like the lowest form of trash. Hokage-jisan cared for me, and later on, I met the Ichiraku's, Ayame-ane and Teuchi-jisan later, and then Iruka-sensei. I got beat within an inch of my life every birthday. But I can't deny that all that helped make me who I am today”, he said.
“Wow, thats quite the story, dobe”, Sasuke said. “You know, I thought you were just an idiot before, but most of that probably isn't your fault. I'll deny it if you say anything about it to anyone but, if you went through all that, and still managed to keep a happy face on and stay sane, well if anything you've got my respect, Naruto.”
“Yeah, me too”, Sakura said. She then walked over to him and gave him a hug. “I'm sorry you had go through all that, and not have anyone to help you.”
“Well, for better or worse, it's helped make me who I am,” he said. “Now like I said my story has two parts to it, this actually happened the day of the Genin exam.
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“Hah, I can't believe I beat ojisan that easily”, Naruto thought.
“Amazing what a single Orioke no Jutsu can do.”
Naruto headed for the shack that Mizuki-sensei told him about, and unrolled the giant scroll with the kanji for 'forbidden' inscribed on it.
“Hold on, these are all kinjutsu! Theres NO way they'd use these as a make-up exam. Oh well, I might be able to learn some cool techniques with this scroll anyway. I should probably copy some of these”, Naruto thought.
“Lets see, Kage Bushin no jutsu? Dammit! Well, I should still learn it looks interesting.
Ooooh, what's this? Kotei Henge no Jutsu. This variation of the standard Henge no Jutsu creates a solid image over the body, as opposed to an illusory one. This jutsu is listed as a kinjutsu due to its extreme chakra consumption. Otherwise, there is no real difference between the two techniques. The size of the object or person the user wants to become doesn’t matter, so long as there is chakra enough for the transformation to occur. Users should note that objects and people bigger or smaller than the user will need a greater level of chakra control to pull off. “
“Nice, now what else?”
He continued through the scroll until he found about 8 techniques he could use without killing himself. He put the scroll he had wrote the jutsus and descriptions into his pocket. He then proceeded to practice Kage Bushin and Kotei Henge until he had it down.
“NARUUUUTOOOOOO!”
“Well, there's Iruka-sensei”, Naruto thought.
“Hey, Iruka-sensei you found me. I only had enough time to learn two techniques. So I learned one from the scroll, so I can pass now, right?”, Naruto asked.
“It looks like he has been training hard”, Iruka thought.
“Where did you get that idea, Naruto?”, he asked.
“Mizuki-sensei told me about it. He told me where to find this scroll and this place and everything”, Naruto explained.
“Well that's just craz...”
The kindly dolphin never got a chance to finish that sentence before a dozen kunai and shuriken raced out, attempting to skewer both Naruto and Iruka. Thinking quickly, Iruka hit Naruto in the chest, knocking him out of harms way, taking the brunt of the weapon attacks on his flak jacket
“Oh, so you're both still alive. I suppose I'll have to fix that, won't I?”, a sinister voice spoke out from beyond the darkness. Then the man of said sinister voice stepped out from beyond the shadows.
“Mizuki-sensei! What are you doing?”, Naruto asked, frightened.
“Well, I'm going to take that scroll there, and I'm going to kill you both.”, Mizuki said with a smirk on his face.
“Naruto, run!”, Iruka said with a panicked look on his face.
“Hey Naruto, you wanna know exactly why everyone in this village hates you? It's because YOU are the Kyubbi reincarnated. Ahaahahahhah!!! And now I'm going to kill you both, and take the scroll for myself.
“You do realize that that made absolutely no sense, right Mizuki-teme? If I'm supposedly the Kyubbi, then whats stopping me from completely destroying you?”, Naruto said with a smirk on his face.
“Uhhhh..”, Mizuki replied intelligently (not).
“Hey Iruka-sensei, watch closely, cause I'm about to show you one of the techniques I learned tonight”, Naruto said with a face-splitting grin.
Naruto then made a cross seal and shouted thus:
“Tijuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu”
Suddenly, the group was surrounded by smoke then they heard hundreds of 'poofs' and when the smoke cleared there stood no less than 600 kage bunshin.
“Ohhh poopie,” Mizuki exclaimed.
With a horrible 6 hour beating off screen going on with our favorite blond, the Hokage had recovered from Naruto's “sneak attack”, and took out the *scrying globe* to try and find Naruto. When he found him, the elderly Hokage winced at what he found. A Naruto was kicking the crap out of Mizuki's face while 6 others were taking turns kicking the poor, poor man in the balls.
“Well, I suppose he must have pissed him off BAD,” he thought.
Meanwhile, back with our hero...
“Well Naruto, I think he's learned his lesson,” Iruka said. “Naruto... NARUTO! That means stop hitting him in the balls. Remind me to never piss him off.
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“Well Naruto-kun, how good of you to show up”, said the old Hokage. “And seeing your actions tonight, I believe it is time for you to learn of your heritage.”
“Waaa.. REALLY?!!, Naruto said ecstatically.
“Yes, your father was Namikaze Minato, otherwise known as the Yondamie. Your mother was Uzumaki Kushina, who came from the former Whirlpool country.”
“What do you mean by former country, jisan?”
“It was completely destroyed by unknown assailants”, Sarutobi replied sadly. I also have another surprise for you Naruto-kun. As fate would have it, you have inherited both of your parents bloodline limit; your mothers Heaven's Wings, and your father's Fuingan, a doujutsu. Here, these are your families scrolls, they should explain everything, Naruto-kun.”
end flashback
“... and that's basically everything in a nutshell”, Naruto finished.
Everyone was silent for a moment. Then all hell broke loose. Kakashi and Sasuke started yelling over each other.
“Minato-sensei and Kushina-sama were your PARENTS?!!”, Kakashi asked, shocked.
“You have TWO bloodline limits?!,” Sasuke asked enviously. “What do they do?”
“Yes and yes. As to what they do... Well, my Fuingan can recognize seals, hand or carved, can see chakra on the Sharingan's level, and increases my eyesight fourfold, though I haven't activated it yet. The Wings on the other hand, can let me fly, and if I focus chakra to them after bringing them out, they become as hard as adamantium. Unfortunately for me, I haven't unlocked my Fuingan yet. But I still have a lot I can fall back on, like Hikiri-chan's chakra,” Naruto finished.
“Hikiri-chan?”, Kakashi asked.
“That's Kyubbi's real name, and she isn't as evil as everyone makes her out to be.”
“Really? Now that's something I would like to hear about.”
“Well, on the day of the attack, a snake-like man with yellow eyes sneaked into her cave and murdered her kits. And seeing how he was wearing a Konoha forehead protector, so naturally she struck out at where the symbol originated from. And as they say, the rest is history”, Naruto said.
“OK, now that that's out of they way, who are you?”, Kakashi asked.
“My name is Namikaze Isamaru. I'm Naruto's twin brother. On the day of our birth, I was kidnapped, and had the Hacimata no Tatsu sealed in me, hoping for me to be some kind of living weapon by Danzo, the leader of the ANBU 'Ne' program. Jisan, hoping to prevent this, sent me to a foreign country known as America. After I turned 6, I began traveling with the Gama Sannin, Jiraiya, until we came back to Konoha, where I met Naruto. Then, we left again, and now that Jiraiya is undercover again, I asked ojisan to join my ototou's team, and he accepted. While I am technically a genin, I can hold my own against a jounin, as you all saw earlier. I am also the sole holder of the Dragon contract, and the wielder of the legendary keyblade. Does that answer all your questions, Kakashi-sensei?”, Isamaru finished.
“Well, that's quite a story, and yes that does answer my questions”, the scarecrow said. “It's been a long day, so I suggest we all get some rest, because we're going to be going through some serious training tomorrow.”
“OK, goodnight minna.”
“Night.”
“See you in the mourning.”
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After everyone had woken up, and ate breakfast, thanks to Tsunami's excellent cooking, the group of nin gathered out in the forest.
“OK, now that we are here, the first thing that we are going to do is...”, Kakashi started.
“Yeah, Kaka-sensei?”, Naruto asked,
“...Tree climbing.”
Everyone face faulted at this comment.
“WHAT THE HELL, SENSEI. ANY IDIOT CAN CLIMB A TREE”, Sakura yelled. “Shannaro! He calls that training?”
“Without hands?”, Isamaru asked.
“Huh?”, was the intelligent reply.
“Just watch”, he said.
Isamaru walked to the base of the tree... and kept walking up it like it was an everyday occurrence. He then came to a stop underneath a branch. He then went to explain the exercise to the three genin.
“This exercise is to help you with your chakra control, as well as give you the cool ability to stick to surfaces. Kakashi-sensei why don't you handle the Uchiha, while I handle Naruto and Sakura. Naruto, I know you already know this exercise, and Sakura, I'm pretty sure you'll get this down pretty soon, so the two of you are coming with me while your sensei supervises your emo friend here”, Isamaru said, grinning.
“What the hell does emo mean, and why do I have the feeling that I'm gonna want to kick your ass when I find out what it is?”, Sasuke asked.
“It means you make up problems that don't exist, brood a lot, and cut yourself at night.”
“Tch... idiot”, Sasuke grunted.
“Sticks and stones, Sasuke. Naruto, Sakura lets go over here, k?... So know that we're all here tell me about yourselves. I'll go first. I'm Namikaze Isamaru. I like ramen, dango, and the few people who treat my ototou with respect. My dislikes are fangirls, regardless of which person, traitors, arrogance, and those who judge someone without getting to know someone. My dream is to one day publish my book series and settle down with a nice girl and raise a family. OK, Sakura your turn”, Isamaru finished.
“My name is Haruno Sakura, my likes are Sasuke-kun, strawberries, and reading. My dislikes are Ino-buta. My dream is to one day become a strong kunoichi like Tsunade and marry Sasuke-kun.”
“I'm Namikaze Naruto. My likes are training, ramen, the few people that treat me with respect, and gardening. My dislikes are those that judge someone without getting to know them. My future dream is to earn the Hokage name, earn the respect of all of those that saw me as nothing more than the Kyubbi, and protect those precious to me.”, Naruto said with passion.
“Well, Naruto as your bro, I'll support you in anything, so don't be afraid to ask, okay? The first thing is Naruto, you are going to go meditate, and Sakura, I want you to go climb that tree.”
“Hai, Isamaru-niisan/sensei”, they replied. Naruto had just began to shut his eyes when they both of them heard a shout from above.
“YATAAA! I did it sensei! I did it!”, Sakura shouted, proud of her accomplishment.
“All right, just what I expected. Sakura, come on down. All right, now the reason why it was so easy for you was because you had so little chakra to begin with, but we're going to fix that right now. Both of you come over here.”, Isamaru said.
He pulled out a small scroll from his back pocked and rolled it on the ground, bit his thumb, and 'poof' there appeared a 3 foot tall scroll out of it. All right you two, this is the Dragon Contract scroll. With this, you will be able to use the Kuchiyose no jutsu to summon the legendary dragons. Now be warned; while they greatly admire courage and guts, they will not tolerate and deliberate or blatant disrespect. Understood?” When both of his temporary charges nodded, he continued. “All right, then if you are up to it, bite your thumb, draw your name in blood, and make a fingerprint of whichever hand you wish to use for the summon. Now this will take a fair amount of chakra, if you do this everyday, your reserves will increase drastically. Keep in mind this is a minimum Chunin-level skill, so don't expect to summon the boss right away. The hand seals for this jutsu is Boar, Dog, bird, monkey, ram. Then bite the thumb you signed the contract with, and press it to the ground. Well, go ahead, sign it!”, Isamaru finished.
After they signed the contract, they cut their thumb, went through the seals, and pressed their hand to the ground. There was a poof of smoke, and a small circle of kanji appeared. Sakura's dragon was small enough to fit in the palm of her hand. Naruto however had summoned a dragon easily the size of the Kyubbi.
“Who dares to call me?”
“I did, tatsu-san. My name is Uzumaki Naruto, and it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.”, Naruto said with a small bow.
“A small gaki such as yourself called ME? Who ARE you?”
“Well, I am the Jinchuuriki of the Kyubbi no Yoko, so that is most likely the reason. May I ask the name of the being I am speaking to”, Naruto requested.
“Certainly, I am Zeus, the dragon of lightning” , the newly introduced Zeus said. “Now there are things that you and your pink-haired friend need to be aware of. First of all, only call us when needed. Second, we all have different abilities. I am a lightning dragon , whereas my son Tempus is a wind dragon. You have my permission to summon my race for counsol, or for battle, but do not take this privilage lightly, understand?”
“Hai, Zeus-sama. I understand, and I won't let you down”, Naruto said with a salute.
“I should hope not. Ja Ne!”
As zeus dissapeared, the group stared at Naruto in awe. Naruto was to busy reveling in his accomplishment to notice.
“I don't believe it”, Isamaru said with a shake of his head. “Boss summon on his first try. Damn him. OI! Naruto! 'no response' NARUTO!”
“What?”
“Oh, good you are still here. Now, do you think you can keep training?”
“Yeah, I think so.”
“All right, now come here all of you. You too Sasuke”, isamaru called over. “All right, we usually don't do this until said ninja is a chunin at least, but I think you guys are ready for this. I want you to take these cards I have here, and channel some chakra into them. This will let us know what chakra element you are alligned to.
Naruto's cut into half, and then before their eyes, crumpled, got soaked throughly, then burned. Sasuke on one half crumpled, while the other half caught on fire. Sakura on the other hand...
“Oh my sweet Kami. What am I going to do with you guys”, Kakashi said with a shake of his head.
“What sensei? What's going on?”, the cherry blossom asked.
“Well, Naruto seems to have a natural affinity to wind and fire, and a double affinity to water. Sasuke is alligned to fire and lightning. Sakura is apparently alligned to the metal element, the first one that's been heard from in over 100 years. Naruto I'm guessing most of those come the Kyubbi. Well, let's keep going, shall we?
Well, Here's another chapter knocked out. As for the pairing, it is going to be a NaruHarem. Sakura and Ino are going to be in it for sure. Now I want all of you to vote on the remainder. Only two stipulations. One NO MEN! I refuse to write Yaoi. Second, Hinata will not be in this one. I know many of you are going to be screaming for my blood, but the fact of the matter is that, she's overused with Naruto. Any half-bit writer usually ends up like this... “Oh, Naruto-kun, I've always loved you.” “Oh, really well I love you too. Now lets go screw like bunnies.” You get what I'm saying people. Anyone but Hinata. Hell, even vote for Tsunade, cause I can make that work. Happy reading!
Ja Ne,
Hinata Lover 13
AN: Thank you all for taking the time to actually read what this humble author has created to computer. I want to personally thank both Syncica/Specula, VINcredible, and Wyrd Darcnyzz, absolutely LOVE your stories, look forward to the next update of Rokubi. Oh, and please read the authors note at the bottom concerning the pairing. With all that being said enjoy!
“Screw you” normal talking
“Damn Teme!” normal thinking
“You dare” Demon/Summon talking
“Maybe” Demon/Summon Thinking
“Kage bushin no jutsu Jutsu being cast
“DAMN YOU, YOU PEDOPHILIC SNAKE!” (You know who you are) Shouting
00000000 Time skips
0000000000 Flashback
They walked along the forest, and sure enough within a half hour, the small, poverty-driven town of wave came into view.
“Oh, there's my house, over there on the right!”, Tazuna said.
“Great, now lets get in quickly before we attract attention. Plus, Naruto will recover faster inside and can tell us exactly what the hell he did earlier”, Kakashi said.
Suddenly Naruto spoke up.
“No need Kaka-sensei, I'm already fine, so you can put me down”, he said.
“All right. You sure your okay?”, the scarecrow asked.
“Don't worry, Naruto's always been a fast healer”, Isamaru said.
“Yeah, lets get inside so I can answer this Q&A session, kay?”, he said.
As they walked in, they were greeted by a woman who looked to be in her 30's, who introduced herself as Tsunami, Tazuna's daughter. After the greetings and words of thanks were exchanged, they all plopped down on the mats.
“OK, Naruto spill”, Kakashi said.
Naruto took a calculating look at the other members of team 7, and seemed to make a decision.
“All right, I'll tell you, but I'll tell you right now, it has two parts. Both of them involves a S-rank law in effect right now, punishable by immediate execution, regardless of status. Knowing this, do you want me to continue?”, Naruto asked them.
The members of team Kakashi thought for a few minutes, before agreeing.
“All right. To start my story off, we'll go back to the day of my birth, October 10, twelve years ago, the day of the Kyubbi attack on Konoha. It was like a force of nature. It cause tsunamis and ripped mountains in half with a single flick of the tail. Fortunately for Konoha, the current Hokage of that time, Namikaze Minato, was a seal specialist, and devised a way to stop her. He used a Kinjutsu known as Shiki Fuin to summon Shinigami, the death god, to rip the Kyubbi's soul right from her body, then combined this seal with a Hakke no Fuin and a Nijuu Shishou Fuuin to contain the beast in a newborn baby whose umbilical cord had just been cut. That baby... was me”, Naruto finished.
Gasps of surprise were heard from both Sasuke and Sakura after this startling revelation.
“You actually have that thing sealed in you?”, Sasuke asked.
“Yep, and it's been both a blessing and a curse from the day I was born. Blessing, because I have a freakish healing factor. In fact, I have never been sick a day in my life”, he said.
“Why is it a curse?”, Sakura asked, dreading the answer.
“Because, Sakura-chan, the Yondamie's last wish was for me to be seen as a hero, but of course, the best laid plans of mice and men often go astray. Everyone despised me from the day I was born, for something I had almost no control over. I was ignored, spat on, and basically treated like the lowest form of trash. Hokage-jisan cared for me, and later on, I met the Ichiraku's, Ayame-ane and Teuchi-jisan later, and then Iruka-sensei. I got beat within an inch of my life every birthday. But I can't deny that all that helped make me who I am today”, he said.
“Wow, thats quite the story, dobe”, Sasuke said. “You know, I thought you were just an idiot before, but most of that probably isn't your fault. I'll deny it if you say anything about it to anyone but, if you went through all that, and still managed to keep a happy face on and stay sane, well if anything you've got my respect, Naruto.”
“Yeah, me too”, Sakura said. She then walked over to him and gave him a hug. “I'm sorry you had go through all that, and not have anyone to help you.”
“Well, for better or worse, it's helped make me who I am,” he said. “Now like I said my story has two parts to it, this actually happened the day of the Genin exam.
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“Hah, I can't believe I beat ojisan that easily”, Naruto thought.
“Amazing what a single Orioke no Jutsu can do.”
Naruto headed for the shack that Mizuki-sensei told him about, and unrolled the giant scroll with the kanji for 'forbidden' inscribed on it.
“Hold on, these are all kinjutsu! Theres NO way they'd use these as a make-up exam. Oh well, I might be able to learn some cool techniques with this scroll anyway. I should probably copy some of these”, Naruto thought.
“Lets see, Kage Bushin no jutsu? Dammit! Well, I should still learn it looks interesting.
Ooooh, what's this? Kotei Henge no Jutsu. This variation of the standard Henge no Jutsu creates a solid image over the body, as opposed to an illusory one. This jutsu is listed as a kinjutsu due to its extreme chakra consumption. Otherwise, there is no real difference between the two techniques. The size of the object or person the user wants to become doesn’t matter, so long as there is chakra enough for the transformation to occur. Users should note that objects and people bigger or smaller than the user will need a greater level of chakra control to pull off. “
“Nice, now what else?”
He continued through the scroll until he found about 8 techniques he could use without killing himself. He put the scroll he had wrote the jutsus and descriptions into his pocket. He then proceeded to practice Kage Bushin and Kotei Henge until he had it down.
“NARUUUUTOOOOOO!”
“Well, there's Iruka-sensei”, Naruto thought.
“Hey, Iruka-sensei you found me. I only had enough time to learn two techniques. So I learned one from the scroll, so I can pass now, right?”, Naruto asked.
“It looks like he has been training hard”, Iruka thought.
“Where did you get that idea, Naruto?”, he asked.
“Mizuki-sensei told me about it. He told me where to find this scroll and this place and everything”, Naruto explained.
“Well that's just craz...”
The kindly dolphin never got a chance to finish that sentence before a dozen kunai and shuriken raced out, attempting to skewer both Naruto and Iruka. Thinking quickly, Iruka hit Naruto in the chest, knocking him out of harms way, taking the brunt of the weapon attacks on his flak jacket
“Oh, so you're both still alive. I suppose I'll have to fix that, won't I?”, a sinister voice spoke out from beyond the darkness. Then the man of said sinister voice stepped out from beyond the shadows.
“Mizuki-sensei! What are you doing?”, Naruto asked, frightened.
“Well, I'm going to take that scroll there, and I'm going to kill you both.”, Mizuki said with a smirk on his face.
“Naruto, run!”, Iruka said with a panicked look on his face.
“Hey Naruto, you wanna know exactly why everyone in this village hates you? It's because YOU are the Kyubbi reincarnated. Ahaahahahhah!!! And now I'm going to kill you both, and take the scroll for myself.
“You do realize that that made absolutely no sense, right Mizuki-teme? If I'm supposedly the Kyubbi, then whats stopping me from completely destroying you?”, Naruto said with a smirk on his face.
“Uhhhh..”, Mizuki replied intelligently (not).
“Hey Iruka-sensei, watch closely, cause I'm about to show you one of the techniques I learned tonight”, Naruto said with a face-splitting grin.
Naruto then made a cross seal and shouted thus:
“Tijuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu”
Suddenly, the group was surrounded by smoke then they heard hundreds of 'poofs' and when the smoke cleared there stood no less than 600 kage bunshin.
“Ohhh poopie,” Mizuki exclaimed.
With a horrible 6 hour beating off screen going on with our favorite blond, the Hokage had recovered from Naruto's “sneak attack”, and took out the *scrying globe* to try and find Naruto. When he found him, the elderly Hokage winced at what he found. A Naruto was kicking the crap out of Mizuki's face while 6 others were taking turns kicking the poor, poor man in the balls.
“Well, I suppose he must have pissed him off BAD,” he thought.
Meanwhile, back with our hero...
“Well Naruto, I think he's learned his lesson,” Iruka said. “Naruto... NARUTO! That means stop hitting him in the balls. Remind me to never piss him off.
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“Well Naruto-kun, how good of you to show up”, said the old Hokage. “And seeing your actions tonight, I believe it is time for you to learn of your heritage.”
“Waaa.. REALLY?!!, Naruto said ecstatically.
“Yes, your father was Namikaze Minato, otherwise known as the Yondamie. Your mother was Uzumaki Kushina, who came from the former Whirlpool country.”
“What do you mean by former country, jisan?”
“It was completely destroyed by unknown assailants”, Sarutobi replied sadly. I also have another surprise for you Naruto-kun. As fate would have it, you have inherited both of your parents bloodline limit; your mothers Heaven's Wings, and your father's Fuingan, a doujutsu. Here, these are your families scrolls, they should explain everything, Naruto-kun.”
end flashback
“... and that's basically everything in a nutshell”, Naruto finished.
Everyone was silent for a moment. Then all hell broke loose. Kakashi and Sasuke started yelling over each other.
“Minato-sensei and Kushina-sama were your PARENTS?!!”, Kakashi asked, shocked.
“You have TWO bloodline limits?!,” Sasuke asked enviously. “What do they do?”
“Yes and yes. As to what they do... Well, my Fuingan can recognize seals, hand or carved, can see chakra on the Sharingan's level, and increases my eyesight fourfold, though I haven't activated it yet. The Wings on the other hand, can let me fly, and if I focus chakra to them after bringing them out, they become as hard as adamantium. Unfortunately for me, I haven't unlocked my Fuingan yet. But I still have a lot I can fall back on, like Hikiri-chan's chakra,” Naruto finished.
“Hikiri-chan?”, Kakashi asked.
“That's Kyubbi's real name, and she isn't as evil as everyone makes her out to be.”
“Really? Now that's something I would like to hear about.”
“Well, on the day of the attack, a snake-like man with yellow eyes sneaked into her cave and murdered her kits. And seeing how he was wearing a Konoha forehead protector, so naturally she struck out at where the symbol originated from. And as they say, the rest is history”, Naruto said.
“OK, now that that's out of they way, who are you?”, Kakashi asked.
“My name is Namikaze Isamaru. I'm Naruto's twin brother. On the day of our birth, I was kidnapped, and had the Hacimata no Tatsu sealed in me, hoping for me to be some kind of living weapon by Danzo, the leader of the ANBU 'Ne' program. Jisan, hoping to prevent this, sent me to a foreign country known as America. After I turned 6, I began traveling with the Gama Sannin, Jiraiya, until we came back to Konoha, where I met Naruto. Then, we left again, and now that Jiraiya is undercover again, I asked ojisan to join my ototou's team, and he accepted. While I am technically a genin, I can hold my own against a jounin, as you all saw earlier. I am also the sole holder of the Dragon contract, and the wielder of the legendary keyblade. Does that answer all your questions, Kakashi-sensei?”, Isamaru finished.
“Well, that's quite a story, and yes that does answer my questions”, the scarecrow said. “It's been a long day, so I suggest we all get some rest, because we're going to be going through some serious training tomorrow.”
“OK, goodnight minna.”
“Night.”
“See you in the mourning.”
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After everyone had woken up, and ate breakfast, thanks to Tsunami's excellent cooking, the group of nin gathered out in the forest.
“OK, now that we are here, the first thing that we are going to do is...”, Kakashi started.
“Yeah, Kaka-sensei?”, Naruto asked,
“...Tree climbing.”
Everyone face faulted at this comment.
“WHAT THE HELL, SENSEI. ANY IDIOT CAN CLIMB A TREE”, Sakura yelled. “Shannaro! He calls that training?”
“Without hands?”, Isamaru asked.
“Huh?”, was the intelligent reply.
“Just watch”, he said.
Isamaru walked to the base of the tree... and kept walking up it like it was an everyday occurrence. He then came to a stop underneath a branch. He then went to explain the exercise to the three genin.
“This exercise is to help you with your chakra control, as well as give you the cool ability to stick to surfaces. Kakashi-sensei why don't you handle the Uchiha, while I handle Naruto and Sakura. Naruto, I know you already know this exercise, and Sakura, I'm pretty sure you'll get this down pretty soon, so the two of you are coming with me while your sensei supervises your emo friend here”, Isamaru said, grinning.
“What the hell does emo mean, and why do I have the feeling that I'm gonna want to kick your ass when I find out what it is?”, Sasuke asked.
“It means you make up problems that don't exist, brood a lot, and cut yourself at night.”
“Tch... idiot”, Sasuke grunted.
“Sticks and stones, Sasuke. Naruto, Sakura lets go over here, k?... So know that we're all here tell me about yourselves. I'll go first. I'm Namikaze Isamaru. I like ramen, dango, and the few people who treat my ototou with respect. My dislikes are fangirls, regardless of which person, traitors, arrogance, and those who judge someone without getting to know someone. My dream is to one day publish my book series and settle down with a nice girl and raise a family. OK, Sakura your turn”, Isamaru finished.
“My name is Haruno Sakura, my likes are Sasuke-kun, strawberries, and reading. My dislikes are Ino-buta. My dream is to one day become a strong kunoichi like Tsunade and marry Sasuke-kun.”
“I'm Namikaze Naruto. My likes are training, ramen, the few people that treat me with respect, and gardening. My dislikes are those that judge someone without getting to know them. My future dream is to earn the Hokage name, earn the respect of all of those that saw me as nothing more than the Kyubbi, and protect those precious to me.”, Naruto said with passion.
“Well, Naruto as your bro, I'll support you in anything, so don't be afraid to ask, okay? The first thing is Naruto, you are going to go meditate, and Sakura, I want you to go climb that tree.”
“Hai, Isamaru-niisan/sensei”, they replied. Naruto had just began to shut his eyes when they both of them heard a shout from above.
“YATAAA! I did it sensei! I did it!”, Sakura shouted, proud of her accomplishment.
“All right, just what I expected. Sakura, come on down. All right, now the reason why it was so easy for you was because you had so little chakra to begin with, but we're going to fix that right now. Both of you come over here.”, Isamaru said.
He pulled out a small scroll from his back pocked and rolled it on the ground, bit his thumb, and 'poof' there appeared a 3 foot tall scroll out of it. All right you two, this is the Dragon Contract scroll. With this, you will be able to use the Kuchiyose no jutsu to summon the legendary dragons. Now be warned; while they greatly admire courage and guts, they will not tolerate and deliberate or blatant disrespect. Understood?” When both of his temporary charges nodded, he continued. “All right, then if you are up to it, bite your thumb, draw your name in blood, and make a fingerprint of whichever hand you wish to use for the summon. Now this will take a fair amount of chakra, if you do this everyday, your reserves will increase drastically. Keep in mind this is a minimum Chunin-level skill, so don't expect to summon the boss right away. The hand seals for this jutsu is Boar, Dog, bird, monkey, ram. Then bite the thumb you signed the contract with, and press it to the ground. Well, go ahead, sign it!”, Isamaru finished.
After they signed the contract, they cut their thumb, went through the seals, and pressed their hand to the ground. There was a poof of smoke, and a small circle of kanji appeared. Sakura's dragon was small enough to fit in the palm of her hand. Naruto however had summoned a dragon easily the size of the Kyubbi.
“Who dares to call me?”
“I did, tatsu-san. My name is Uzumaki Naruto, and it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.”, Naruto said with a small bow.
“A small gaki such as yourself called ME? Who ARE you?”
“Well, I am the Jinchuuriki of the Kyubbi no Yoko, so that is most likely the reason. May I ask the name of the being I am speaking to”, Naruto requested.
“Certainly, I am Zeus, the dragon of lightning” , the newly introduced Zeus said. “Now there are things that you and your pink-haired friend need to be aware of. First of all, only call us when needed. Second, we all have different abilities. I am a lightning dragon , whereas my son Tempus is a wind dragon. You have my permission to summon my race for counsol, or for battle, but do not take this privilage lightly, understand?”
“Hai, Zeus-sama. I understand, and I won't let you down”, Naruto said with a salute.
“I should hope not. Ja Ne!”
As zeus dissapeared, the group stared at Naruto in awe. Naruto was to busy reveling in his accomplishment to notice.
“I don't believe it”, Isamaru said with a shake of his head. “Boss summon on his first try. Damn him. OI! Naruto! 'no response' NARUTO!”
“What?”
“Oh, good you are still here. Now, do you think you can keep training?”
“Yeah, I think so.”
“All right, now come here all of you. You too Sasuke”, isamaru called over. “All right, we usually don't do this until said ninja is a chunin at least, but I think you guys are ready for this. I want you to take these cards I have here, and channel some chakra into them. This will let us know what chakra element you are alligned to.
Naruto's cut into half, and then before their eyes, crumpled, got soaked throughly, then burned. Sasuke on one half crumpled, while the other half caught on fire. Sakura on the other hand...
“Oh my sweet Kami. What am I going to do with you guys”, Kakashi said with a shake of his head.
“What sensei? What's going on?”, the cherry blossom asked.
“Well, Naruto seems to have a natural affinity to wind and fire, and a double affinity to water. Sasuke is alligned to fire and lightning. Sakura is apparently alligned to the metal element, the first one that's been heard from in over 100 years. Naruto I'm guessing most of those come the Kyubbi. Well, let's keep going, shall we?
Well, Here's another chapter knocked out. As for the pairing, it is going to be a NaruHarem. Sakura and Ino are going to be in it for sure. Now I want all of you to vote on the remainder. Only two stipulations. One NO MEN! I refuse to write Yaoi. Second, Hinata will not be in this one. I know many of you are going to be screaming for my blood, but the fact of the matter is that, she's overused with Naruto. Any half-bit writer usually ends up like this... “Oh, Naruto-kun, I've always loved you.” “Oh, really well I love you too. Now lets go screw like bunnies.” You get what I'm saying people. Anyone but Hinata. Hell, even vote for Tsunade, cause I can make that work. Happy reading!
Ja Ne,
Hinata Lover 13