Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Crazy Night ❯ Here comes trouble ( Chapter 1 )

After several months of waiting, Yaoilover S is finally writing a Fan Fic!! Yay!

So any ways, this is my first Naruto Fan fic so please don't be too harsh on me!

For my fan fics the title and chapter names are named afer songs like Crazy Night(which is done by Initial D)pretty cool huh?

What you need to know:

"………."= talking(duh)

`……….'=character thinking (obviously)

(………..)=Author's note

-……….- =P.O.V change

-Flash back-=flash back (I got to stop doing this)

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and I don't own "Crazy Night" and "Hear Comes Trouble"

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Ch.1 Hear Comes Trouble (from Bust A Groove 2)

-Flash back-

"Get away from me!" yelled a running blond

"Wait, you got it all wrong!" A brunet pleads as he ran after him.

The frightened blond continued running until he ran to a dead end.

"Fuck" he murmured. He turned around to run the other way but was stopped by a dark figure.

"Naruto, you got it all wrong I wa-"

"Liar! I saw everything in that room. The needles, the guns, the DRUGS! You're trying to fucken drug me!"

"No, you know I will never do that to you" the man said as he started to walk closer to Naruto.

"Don't come any closer" Naruto threatened as he reaches to his back pocket. The man

notices the other reflex and stop dead in his tracks.

"You took one of the guns, didn't you?" He said coldly.

Naruto took out the stolen gun and pointed it at him. "Don't make me do this." He warned

"I'm afraid I have to, you know too much." With that he snapped his fingers and two people came out. One with rope, and the other with a needle.

"Please forgive me Naruto" He looked at the two men, nodded, and then left.

The two men walked toward Naruto, slowly so they wouldn`t Scare him. Naruto was way pass scared but stood his ground

"Stay away" Warned Naruto. Neither man stop, Naruto knew what he had to do...

Click

"Nani?!" Nothing happened.

Click

Click

Click

`Oh crap, no bullets' Before Naruto knew it, the needle was in his arm

"No…………"

-Flash Back end-

-Naruto-

Sunday/9:30A.M

`That dream….'

"Hey"

`Didn't feel…'

"Hey"

`Like a dream…."

"HEY!!!!"

I open my eye and found myself face to face with a monster that has REALLY thick

eyebrows.

"AHHHHHHH!!!!" I screamed

"Well good morning to you to." Said the eyebrow monster.

"Who are you?" I asked.

"Me, I'm the one in charge here." He smiled

`Oh god they're thick'"Where am I?"

"Konoha Mental Institute"

"You're Konoha?"

"No"

"Then what's your name?"

"Gai"

"Who?"

"Gai"

"Come again?"

"Gai!"

"……?"

"……...So any ways what's your name?"

"Uzumaki Naruto"

"Where are you from?"

"Mitsui"

"Where are your parents or guardians?"

"I don't know"

"……."

"……"

"Okay then, I should allow you to rest now. You'll have a doctor to take care of you.

He should be here in a few minutes" The eyebrow monster said as he got up and

walked towards the door.

"Wait!" I yelled

He stops and turn towards Naruto.

"Yes?" He asked nicely.

"How did I get here?"

"…One of my employees found you on our front step" With that said; he left the room.

"Front step? What the hell happened to me?" I ask myself.

Sunday/1:30PM

I look around the room I was in. White bed, white walls, white cloths 'who the hell

changed my cloths' and White furniture.

"Is this my room?"

"Well now it is" Said a soft voice. I turn around and see a dark haired girl.

"Are you Naruto?" She asked.

"Yes"

"Oh good, I got the right room this time"

"Who are you?"

"Oh didn't Gai tell you my name?"

I shook my head.

"So like Gai." She sighed.

"….?"

"My name is Haku and I'll be your doctor" She smiled.

"You're Haku?"

"Yes"

`What? That's Haku? Something must be wrong, my Doctor suppose to be a boy'

"I think you got the wrong room" I said.

"Your Uzumaki Naruto right?"

"Yes" I nod.

"Then I'm your doctor"

"But Haku is a boy's name."

"Of course"

Why is she so calm, it like-?"Wait, you're a boy?"

"Yes"

"But, but, but…"

"Don't worry, I get that a lot" He smiled.

"…okay"

His smile faded to a frown. I think he knew I was uncomfortable.

"Is there some thing wrong Naruto?"

"No, no it's okay" I said

"Okay then, I'll get your lunch" He said.

"I'm not hungry" I said.

"You need to eat"

"I'm not hungry"

"….I'll get yo-"

"I'M NOT FUCKEN HUNGRY OKAY!!!!" I yelled.

Haku looked hurt after I yelled but I didn't care. It's not like I hate him but I know I don't need any doctor to tell me to eat, read, exercise, and so on. I want a different doctor, even though he only been here for ten minuets I can easily tell he's not the right doctor for me. I turn away, waiting for him to leave.

But he didn't. 'why'

"Okay then Naruto, if you're not going to eat then I'll eat it" he said

I turn around `What the fuck is he trying to pull here? No matter, I'll just sneak out and go home' I grinned.

"I'll be back, and don't try to run away"

My jaw dropped,' how the hell did he know?'

"Huh?" Was all I could say.

"A lot of people try to escape but always get the needle" He smiled

"And I can tell that you don't like needles" He smiled again and left.

How did he know I don't like needles? Was it my eyes? My silence? Or was it that I flinched when he said needle?

"……" ` naw, maybe it was the silence.

Tuesday/ 10:00 A.M

Two days. It's been two whole fucken days and still I'm stuck in this room. Am I ever gonna get out? Or am I gonna die here? Hmmmmm, maybe both.

"Naruto, do you want to meet the others now?"

I turn to see Haku staring at me.

"…um, sure"

"Good, now put this on" He said

"why? I'm not cold"

"It's to cover your...um…parts" He blushed.

"You mean my ASS and crotch?" I asked.

His face got redder. "Y-Y-yes now put it on"

`This is gonna be fun' I grinned. I turn around so that he can see my ass. Slowly I put on the robe.

"Done Naruto" He whispered shyly.

"Sure" I lied.

"Okay then, lets-AAHHHHHHH!!!"

I turn to see what damage I done. 'Yes! I got him'

The now lobster color Haku looked at Naruto. "That wasn't funny"

"No, that was hilarious!" I laughed.

"Let's go" He said as he grabbed my wrist and dragged me out.

As we were walking, I took the opportunity to look around. Hmmmmm white walls, blue tile floors, and white chairs.

"We're here" said Haku. I turn to see what room I'm going in.

"This is it?" I asked.

"Please don't mind the screaming when you come in"

`Screaming? What is he-?'

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"AAAHH!!" I screamed `What the fuck?!"

"Well that went better than I expected" Haku smiled

"BETTER?!" I yelled. "Oh god you mean they're worse that that?!"

"…..So anyway here is where you do your art work" He then showed me the walls with the VERY horrible drawings.

"Oh t-t-that i-i-is g-g-g-g-good pa ha ha ha ha ha ha "I couldn't stop myself from laughing.

"That looks like a piece of shit!" I said as I pointed at the picture with the brown glob and clouds.

"Naruto please, the people who drew those are here" Haku whispered.

"But but they really su-"

BONK

Wednesday/ 1:00 P.M

I woke up with a big headache.

"Man what happened?"

"Six paint buckets and a chair." Said a soft voice.

"Huh? Haku? What happened?" I sat up.

"Remember the painting that looked like shit?"

"Oh yeah, that really sucked" I laugh.

"Yeah, well the artist of that drawing heard you and threw six paint buckets and a chair at you."

"So that's why I have a side-splitting headache!" I yelled.

"Why didn't you stop him?" I pouted.

"We did, we stopped him from throwing Dr. Lee at you."

"I could have caught him!"

"Yeah like you can catch yourself" He murmured.

"What was that?"

"Oh nothing, now get some rest and I'll be back with your lunch."

"No, I'm not hungry"

"Naruto, you haven't even eaten a thing since you got here."

"So?" I lay back down.

"So?! You can get really sick if you don't eat."

"Like I said I'm not hungry."

"But-"

"I not hungry you stupid idiot!" I yelled. I turn to my side. `Not going to get drugged again'

"Naruto"

`Ignore'

"Naruto"

`Ignore'

"Naruto"

'IGNORE!'

"Naruto"

"Shut up you annoying piece of shit!" I yelled.

"…please-"

"Get out" I yelled.

"….Nar-"

"Get out!!!!!" I yelled as I got up and reached for a pillow.

"Just lis-"

"GET OUT!!" I threw the pillow at him.

He caught it. I started throwing things I could get my hands on. But He caught them all.

He tried talking to me while catching a mattress. "Naruto, plea-"

I punched him.

I looked at him and all I saw was shock. His eyes, his mouth expression, his body…..

All shocked. But then I saw his hand move to his coat pocket.

"I'm sorry Naruto" He took out a needle.

My eyes widened `No not again, not again'

He faced me and started walking closer. I backed away but was stopped by my bed. Suddenly I found myself being pinned down by one hand.

"Sorry." He stuck the needle in.

Thursday/10:15A.M.

I woke up with yet another headache. I sat up rubbing my head. `What happened?'

I look around and saw Haku sleeping in a chair next to my bed. `Oh yeah, I went crazy on him last night' Man now I really feel like crap. I reach over and shook him.

"Hey Haku"

"Huh?" He slowly opened his eyes "Oh Naruto, you're awake"

"Yeah, look I'm sorry about yesterday but I really don't like to eat"

"Why?"

"I can't say" I looked down.

"It's okay, I understand" He smiled and patted my shoulder.

Thursday/1:00P.M.

"Okay Naruto, this time no laughing."

"I'll try moth-"I stopped. As did Haku.

"What's going on Haku?"

"Another patient "He replied.

I got on my toes to see who the new guy is. `Wow' He was huge! Tall, sorta tanned, short black hair, lots of mussels, mouth covered with mask, and eyes as dark as steel.

"Who is he?" I look over at Haku.

"Haku?"

"Huh?"

"Oh so you were looking at him" I smirked.

Haku blushed a very dark shade of red.

"Ne ne you want to be is `doctor'?" I said while nudging him with my elbow.

"Yes I mean-Naruto!" Haku blushed even harder.

"Come on Haku-chan" I said.

"But I can't be both your doctors"

"..So?"

"So? I thought you like me?"

"Naw, you bore me."

"How mean"

"Just be his doctor"

"Okay but don't get mad if-"

"I hear you moan late at night, it's okay, I'll just cover my ears"

"NARUTO!"

"Wow I never knew your face can be that red."

"Okay okay you win, just don't say those things"

"What things? Oh like SEX and-"

"Naruto!"

I laughed "Man I'm gonna miss torturing you" I pat his shoulder. "Well, looks like its good bye for us"

"Yes, but I'll come and visit you"

"Okay then, let's go to Mr. Eyebrow monster and switch you to good looking guy"

"Eyebrow monster?"

To be continued……

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Well, what do ya think? Good? Bad? Okay? Review and tell me and I'll see what I can do. Sorry that the characters are O.O.C I really need to work on that. Don't worry about Haku, he will be back in the story and yes the good looking guy is Zabuza and sorry about the description! But Haku is still in this story so please review! (Even if you don't review I'll still update)

Next chapter:

Naruto's second week here and still he doesn't know why he's there. With Haku transferring to good looking guy(nick name Naruto maid up for Zabuza) who's gonna be Naruto's doctor?