Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Curse of the Phoenix ❯ Curse of the Pheonix: Chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )

HitokiriBattossai91: Ow! My foot hurts! (looks at audience and sweat drops) Eh-hehehe… Moving along. I know that I haven't been updating frequently but it's kinda hard after the surgery and this and that going on and yeah. I'll try my hardest to update ASAP, okay? Please bear with me and thanks for reading my fanfiction!!! (^.^)

 

Disclaimer: For my fifteenth birthday I wished for Naruto… It's still not mine.

 

Curse of the Phoenix

Chapter 2 ~Dumb, Dumber, and Just Plain Stupid~

 

It was silent in the Ninja Academy when students began slowly filing into the building. But as more arrived, the noise level became increasingly higher. Soon the school was bustling with activity, bouts of laughter, and pieces of gossip here and there. At 7:00 a.m. the bell that signaled class rang its shrill yell and everyone took their seats. All were filled in except for one… and that was Kira's.

*I think I might just make it. Oh man! Where is a clock when you need one?!?!?* Kira ran with her ninja speed towards the academy when she heard the school bell ring. “Ahhh! Not again!” She yelled into the air and increased her speed. She was running to her punishment.

Iruka sensei scanned the room with his watchful eyes and had a grin on his face until he stopped at the empty desk of Kira. *Where is that girl?!? She's never here on time and when she gets here she starts a commotion. Kira, for your sake you better be here before I call out your name.* He was beginning to take attendance when suddenly the door slammed open and a panting Kira entered the room, clutching her heaving sides. “Sorry *pant* t-that… *gasp* late… *wheeze* alarm died.” Kira tried to catch her breath. Iruka-sensei just sweat dropped and told Kira to just get to her seat. Kira nodded and plopped her tired ass on the chair.

“As I was saying before someone interrupted me…” Iruka glanced at Kira's direction and was disturbed by what he saw. *I can't believe this! First she's late and now she's sleeping in class?!?!?!?! What is up with this kid?!? Sigh. Let's just get this over with.* “Uchiha Sasuke?” Iruka took a quick scan around the room. “Uchiha!”

“I'm right here.”

Iruka blinked in confusion as he saw Sasuke standing right in front of him. *Man this kid is good. Well, I guess that's what you would expect from a Uchiha.* “Ahh… Very good. Now take your seat. Next is…”

“I'm right here old man!!!!!!,” yelled an obnoxious teenager in an orange jacket.

“Ahh! Damn it Naruto, can't you just wait to be called on like the others?!!?!?!?!?!?!? And show your sensei some respect!!!!”

Naruto just laughed and grinned that silly little grin of his. And while this was going on, a certain person was woken up from her nap in order to find a certain someone to be standing right in front of her seat, his shadow looming over her.

“What the hell do you want Sasuke?” Kira slowly sat upright from her sleeping position to face the Uchiha. *A.K.A the Ice Prince. Prince my ass! Just a smart-mouthed jerk is all he is!* As for an answer, Kira was just met with a cold, dead stare. Then…silence. All eyes were on the two as they wondered what was going on and why the Uchiha would be standing over what's-her-name's seat.

Kira muttered in annoyance at the attention Sasuke was attracting. Besides the color pink, crowds were the vilest things in the world. People grouped in an almost suffocating embrace, bodies crashing into each other. Kira just shuddered at the thought. *And now this asshole is bringing them in!* Tension continued to grow between the raven haired boy and the sleepy Kira. And as Kira was about to burst out screaming Sasuke finally made a move.

Crossing his arms in front of him, Sasuke closed his eyes and let out a small sigh before finally speaking. “You're in my seat. Move.”

Kira sweat-dropped. *THAT'S IT?!?!? That was why he was all stand-uppy and crap? WTF?!?* “What the hell is…” Kira stopped in mid-sentence to notice that the whole classroom was staring at her and Sasuke. Another sweat-drop formed at the back of her head as she was stunned to complete silence. *This is gonna be a long, loooonnng day.*

 

Sasuke's P.O.V.

*Hn. That got her.* Sasuke smirked. The girl was apparently stunned into silence and was making this a great morning. *And all it took was 5 words. Pathetic.* Sasuke opened his eyes to see the girl shuddering in his stolen seat. *Man is she pathetic or what? Ugh. And to think that that loser is sitting in my chair. I don't know if I want to sit there now, seeing as it's infected and shit. Damn…* Sasuke was yanked from his thoughts when he felt a slight pressure at his back. *When did all these guys get here? Damnit, this is so annoying…like Narrator.* It seemed like the whole class was gathered around Sasuke and Kira in a tight circle of bodies that hoped to get a piece of the action. *Can't…move… Damn idiots in the way…. I blame all of this on you, you little-* Once again, the Uchiha was interrupted in train of thought to find that the crowd of students had gotten closer (if that was even possible) and there was literally almost no space separating Sasuke and Kira except the desk in front of them. Crossing his arms across his chest, Sasuke tried to remain calm in the mass of bodies that smothered him without killing anyone in the process. *This is so annoying… Wait a minute… Is she choking or something?*

 

Kira's P.O.V.

Kira was starting to panic. *All these people…and all at once.* It was too much for her to handle. *I can't breathe! Ahh! Don't touch me there! Oh no… Oh dear God, no!!! I think…I think I'm hyper-ventilating! This is not good…this is so not good. Crap…I'm getting lightheaded….* She was now desperately gasping for air, clutching her throat as she went in and out of consciousness. “Can't breathe…crowding…” Kira fell out of her chair and collapsed onto the floor, laying crumpled on the cool stone surface. “Goodbye…cruel…*gasp* world…..”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HitokiriBattossai91: Dun dun dun!!!!! Cliffhanger!!!!! Mwahahahhaahaha!!!! Ack! Who threw that banana? *picks up half-eaten banana and inspects it* What the…? “You're dead, signed Mon.K” (O.o) Who the hell is Mon.K? *banana peel falls on head* Wha-!!! *starts running around in circles* MONKEY!! MONKEY!!!! AHHHH!!!!!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!! *stops suddenly* Oh! I get it. Mon. K. Monkey! Oh! *thinks for a moment* AHHH!!! MONKEY!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!

Mon.K.: *sweat drops* Please read and review. Though it's not much, reviews are the only thing that keeps that author from going insane…if she was sane in the first place. Well, adios! I'm off to catch myself a looney!

HitokiriBattossai91: Hey! Who ya callin' a lonney, you hairy chimp?!?!?!?!? *steals Kira's shiruken* Ha! Take this and this and this and-!!!! *continuously throws shiruken at Mon.K.*

Kira: (o.O) What the- Hey, my shiruken!!!!

Mon.K.: Ahhh!!! The looney is after me!!! Someone save me!!!!!!

HitokiriBattossai91: Nothing can save you now!!!!!! Taste my shiruken throwing fury!!!!!!!! Mwahahahahaa!!!!

Kira: (n.n”) Eh-heheheheh…. Please read and review. *there is insane laughter in the background followed by monkey shrieks* (-.-“) There she goes again…. * `We Are the Champions' can be heard in the background along with bouts of evil laughter*