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More Akatsuki Love

Chapter 4

 

(Still at the Hideout…)

 

Hidan entered his room to find Kakuzu watching the game. Hidan closed the door while he continued to play his hand-held game.

 

Hidan: Hey Kakuzu, you wanna play Goo Zombies Three, or Naruto: Clash of Ninja 4 with me?

Kakuzu: I don't know. What about your Grey's Anatomy?

Hidan: Why? What time is it?

Kakuzu: About 8:30-ish.

Hidan: Holy shit!

Kakuzu: (Sighs) I suppose I can what the game later. Maybe I'll go downstairs and watch my Star Trek DVDs while you catch the last half of your soaps. (He changes the channel to NBC)

 

Then, there came a knock at the door. Hidan answered it.

 

Rock Lee: Hello, it is so nice to be here on this Fergalicious occasion!

Hidan: Who the hell are you, and how did you find the hideout?

Lee: I wanted to give you the Good Neighbor Award.

Kakuzu: What?

Lee: Well, actually, this is just a hunk of metal I found in the lawn. You guys could never actually win the real award.

Kakuzu: Well, he does have a point there. I mean, look at the lawn; it's pitiful, dry, and black. Someone painted a Satan Star on the mailbox and the hideout itself looks like crumbling shit.

Lee: You should go to Home Depot.

 

Rock Lee begins to randomly walk around the room.

 

Hidan: (Flips table over in anger) Will you two shut the hell up?! The Negro doctor just called Dr. Dreamy a faggot. God, I love this show.

Kakuzu: You just said, `God' and `Hell'.

Hidan: (Gives Kakuzu the bird) Suck it!

Kakuzu: (Grins evilly while stepping towards Hidan) My pleasure.

Hidan: What are you doing? Can't you see my show's almost over?

Kakuzu: You're so sexy, when you're mad. (Singing while leaping on top of Hidan)

Hidan: (Pushes Kakuzu off of him) Ugh! You just made me miss the last bit. (Makes a pouty face)

Kakuzu: I hate it when you get like this. (Turns to Lee) Why haven't you left yet!?

Lee: I was trying to, but I cannot find the door.

Hidan: I'll show you door. (Points to his pants)

Lee: (Grows uncomfortable) I beg your pardon, but I do not swing that way. Good bye!

 

Lee runs at the speed of light through the wall. Kakuzu then refocuses on Hidan.

 

Kakuzu: Mmmmm? (Dog-like whimper)

Hidan: (Frowning deeply) No, you can't sleep with me, tonight. You have to sleep on the floor.

 

Hidan turns off the T.V. and lies down on the bed. Kakuzu issued large puppy-dog eyes and curls up at the foot of the bed. Hidan glares again.

 

Hidan: Hey! Last time I checked, the foot of the bed was not the floor! (Kicks Kakuzu off the bed)

 

Kakuzu: Ipe! (Hits the ground)

 

As Hidan tries to sleep, he can't ignore all of Kakuzu's whimpering from the floor.

 

Hidan: Stop being a baby and take it like a man!

Kakuzu: Who's the real man around here? Last time I slept with you, you couldn't take it like a real man. You're probably still sore, so you're making up excuses.

Hidan: You bastard! You know I like it more roughly than you do!

Kakuzu: Prove it, bitch!

Hidan: (Jumps out of bed on top of Kakuzu)

Kakuzu: (Snickers) This gets him every time. (Mumbling to himself)

 

 

Me: Tehe, don't you just love the yoai goodness. I know the actual yoai isn't described, but I'm gonna let your imagination do that for me. XD