Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Doing Something Stupid ❯ Dates and Snow ( Chapter 4 )

Title: Doing Something Stupid

Chapter: 4/?

Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire

Website: None

Rating: R

Genre(s): Romance

Pairing(s): Iruka/Kakashi

Summary: Iruka does something incredibly stupid (as he sees it) to Kakashi and has to deal with the fallout. Now with plot.

Chapter Summery: Iruka and Kakashi's date, and some more of Iruka's past.

Warnings: Yaoi. Seme Iruka (that's rare). Original characters. Forward Iruka. And a plot has developed! That's all for now I think.

Disclaimer: I don't own them though I wish I did. So Naruto is not mine.

Author's Note: I introduced some new original characters this chapter, but they won't be making an appearance other than being mentioned; most of them are dead by this point. Also no worries about the baby's father it's not Iruka. I'm not to sure of the flow of this chapter, but I was having a bit of trouble writing it so here's the results of my forcing my way through the writers block. Also I did not mess up on the timeline. I've been planning it since the beginning, this chapter gives more of an explanation of how Iruka _might_ be the baby's father.

Chapter Word Count MSWord: 3,807

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Dates and Snow

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Iruka leaned against the wall next to the door as he waited for Kakashi to answer the door to his apartment. Kakashi's reaction should be amusing considering Iruka was an hour early.

"Look Gai, I can't fight with you tonight I have a date." Kakashi said irritated as he opened his door only to stop when he saw who it actually was. Iruka was wearing a pair of nice black slacks, a nice white dress shirt, and a simple black vest. The outfit was simple but it suited him especially since his hair wasn't up in its usual style, but rather loose with only his bangs tied back to keep the rest out of his face.

"Should I be worried about Gai, or this person you have a date with?" Iruka asked teasing the briefly dressed man in front of him.

"Iruka, what are you doing here? You're early. You are early right?" Kakashi asked surprised to find Iruka standing at his door.

"I'm early, but I do have a good excuse. Kana and Shigure showed up at my place while I was in the shower and when I got out I found them going through my clothes trying to figure out what I should wear." Iruka paused and looked a bit sheepish, "Look can I come in? This story's a bit embarrassing, and I would rather not tell it from the hall."

"Sure, come in." Kakashi stepped back to allow Iruka entrance. "Your friends came over to dress you?"

"Yeah, they tend to do that. They see it as their personal duty to run my life. I'm not saying that they don't let me make decisions; it's just that they tend to interfere a lot." Iruka smirked as he eyed what Kakashi was wearing, or more accurately not wearing, all that covered him was a brown yakata as he entered the apartment. "Anyway I decided to get ready sooner than I was going to, and then come over here to hide. After all I didn't want to be rude and listen in as they run my life."

"So you're hiding from your best friend's at your date's apartment? I got that straight right?" Kakashi asked amused by the situation as he followed Iruka into the front room.

"Well I figured that it would be rude to be there listening while they planed how long it would be before we moved in together." Iruka laughed softly, "Rei said a week, but Kana pointed out that I'm going to be a father in a couple months and we don't know how you feel about babies, so they were debating it when I left."

"I wasn't going to ask, but about your wife, Aya right?" Kakashi looked at Iruka in askance.

"What about her?" Iruka asked curious as to what Kakashi wanted to know.

"Shigure said that the baby might be yours what did he mean? From the timeline he gave us you guys separated two years ago."

"We did, but I still ran into her a couple times if our missions intersected and about six and a half months ago we had one of those. Nothing actually happened; we both finished our separate missions and went on our way. We didn't even touch each other the entire time, but Shigure knew that we did cross paths, so they think that the baby might be mine." Iruka said as he sat down on a chair.

"Well, why not just tell them the truth." Kakashi asked confused.

"Because it's too dangerous for them to know otherwise. The only reason I'm telling you this much of the truth is because I need to tell someone, and not Rei. Even if I can't lie to him, I can withhold information. Look you continue getting ready and I'll read something okay?"

"What, you uncomfortable talking to me while I'm like this?" Kakashi asked teasing.

Iruka's eyes suddenly started burning with lust as he eyed Kakashi in a decidedly lecherous manner, "Actually, I'm afraid that if you don't leave the room and get dressed I'm going to jump your bones again."

"My, my, you certainly can be blunt, Iruka-kun." Kakashi said grinning. "Maybe I wouldn't object to that."

"Well, I wouldn't want you to think I'm only after you for the sex. There are other things I like about you." Iruka grinned, "I'm not sure what yet, but I know there's something. Maybe it's your hair color? Or maybe your apartment?" Iruka said looking around.

"Well that would explain why you have yet to look at my face." Kakashi said sitting down in Iruka's lap.

"Umm... Kakashi-kun, I didn't want to be rude." Iruka said surprised by Kakashi's actions, but not displeased.

"And mauling someone with no warning of your interest isn't considered rude?" asked Kakashi his face lighting up in a mischievous smile as he draped his arms around Iruka's shoulders.

"What are you planning?" Iruka asked eyeing Kakashi warily, whatever the Jounin was planning couldn't be good, or safe for that matter. "You don't have duck tape do you?"

"Duck tape? Why would I have duck tape?" Kakashi asked looking at Iruka confused about what he was talking about. "Never mind, I'm just curious as to how set are you on going out to dinner? We could stay in, order take out, do... stuff..." Kakashi said just before kissing Iruka.

Iruka pulled back reluctantly after a moment before asking dryly, "This is going to become a habit isn't it?"

"Only if we're lucky. So do I help you get undressed and we stay in, or do I get dressed and we go out? It's your decision, I think you could guess which I would rather do." Kakashi said softly in Iruka's ear before he lowered his head started to lick and suck on Iruka's exposed neck.

"That works." Iruka said as he pushed himself and Kakashi onto the floor so they would have room to maneuver. Iruka shifted to where he was straddling Kakashi's thighs before sitting up to remove his vest and shirt. After tossing the vest aside he leaned down again to nip at the paler man's exposed throat.

"You know I thought you would fight more than this." Kakashi commented, his voice slightly breathy as he arched his neck so Iruka would have better access as he ran his hands up Iruka's sides then brought them forward to start unbuttoning the shirt that stood between him and bare skin.

"What can I say, if I want something, I'm incredibly easy." Iruka said with a chuckle before raising up to kiss Kakashi again.

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"I think you're right. You are easy when you want something." Kakashi voice murmured from where it sat propped on Iruka's shoulder as he ran a finger along the spine of the tiger on Iruka's back, "How much convincing did it take you to do this?"

"Not much, just the promise of not having to do any laundry for a month if I did get one." Iruka said as he lay on his stomach with his head resting on his folded arms just enjoying the afterglow and watching the sun set through the window and the fringe of his hair. "I was sixteen, you tend to do a lot of stupid things at that age. It's probably a good thing that you got such good recovery time at that age too. I don't think I would have survived my teen years without that."

"Well it suits you, you look like a tiger laying there if I squint and tilt my head just right." Kakashi teased eying the scratch marks on Iruka's shoulders, `Heh, who knew that Iruka knew so much about this sort of thing. Just proves the others wrong. He's not a virgin in any sense I could tell, and I paid very close attention to his reactions. Not to mention actions.'

"I'll take that as a compliment." Iruka said wryly, "Although I don't know why people keep saying that."

"Mnn... I can think of a few reasons, one of them being how you're sprawled out on my floor."

"Really? I didn't realize. Maybe Rei's right and I really do fit my summon." Iruka chuckled briefly before a thought occurred to him that caused him to start trying to stifle his laugher in his arms.

"What?" Kakashi asked looking at the back of Iruka's head in surprise.

"I just realize that we actually got all our clothes off this time." Iruka said before hiding his face in his arms again.

Kakashi burst out laughing, "That's true, but then again, we were kinda in a rush the last time if I recall correctly."

"Suddenly realized desire will do that to you." Iruka commented with a wry chuckle, "You should have seen me and Kana during our fling. It was rather embarrassing on many levels."

"Kana? Shigure's wife right?" Kakashi asked surprised in spite of himself.

"Yeah, me and Kana used to date. It lasted all of a month, we were fourteen, and she was my first. The entire thing was very awkward, not to mention slightly embarrassing. Luckily we stayed friends and it didn't ruin our friendship, I would have really regretted that." Iruka shrugged his shoulders, "Although I will admit that it wasn't close to the most embarrassing or awkward thing I've done with Kana."

"So what other things have you done? Other than get a tattoo that is." Kakashi asked curious at what stories Iruka might have. Judging from some of the pictures he had seen in the box, they seemed to have very interesting and funny stories behind them.

"That was with Shigure, but there was what happened on our group trip to the beach when I was fifteen. I never knew there were so many ways to abuse jutsu until those two weeks." Iruka chuckled and turned his head to towards Kakashi, though he could barely see him due to the angle. "That was when we met Shigure I believe. Well I met him again, but you get the picture. It's probably a good thing for us all that Rei had always been very driven to become a medical-nin or we might not have come out as well as we did from that trip. I never heard so many cries of cheater from that group." Iruka said with a chuckle.

"What do you mean meet Shigure again? You knew him before that?" Kakashi asked as he traced his fingers alone a long scar that flawed the tattoo pulling it slightly to the side before curving around his body, like he twisted as he was attacked but didn't pull far enough away.

"Yeah, he and I used to be playmates when we were little, but when we were around seven his parents got new jobs across town and I didn't see him much after that, and the visits eventually grew farther apart when. When I was eleven we hadn't seen each other for a year, but that didn't bother me. Even now the resilience and self centeredness of youth amazes me." Iruka trailed off in thought looking towards where his shirt was draped on the chair he had been sitting in earlier.

"So how did you and Shigure run into each other again? Rei would have been with you right? So that makes two, a rather small group, ne?" Kakashi asked teasingly as he started kissing the tattoo lightly working his way slowly across Iruka's shoulders.

"Kana was there as well as Shuichi-kun and Youji-kun, they were on my Genin team with me, and Leiko-sama who was our instructor. Then there was Jomei who was the third on Rei and Kana's team, and Rinji-sama who was their instructor. We pooled our money together and rented a house on the beach so we could spend our down time away from Konoha." Iruka stopped and gasped as Kakashi started sucking on his neck. "You're really determined to give me hicky's aren't you?" Iruka questioned his voice heavy with irony.

"Mnn... Want your wife to know you're taken." Kakashi said seriously nuzzling at the new red mark.

Iruka started chuckling, "You have nothing to worry about from that corner Kakashi, whatever is between us mostly consists of bitterness and hatred. Besides which, it won't be an issue for much longer." Iruka lazily as he turned back to watching the last of the sun slip over the horizon.

"You're divorcing her?" Kakashi asked pulling back to look down at his lethargic lover.

"No, neither of us will back down enough to even consider starting the paperwork." Iruka murmured stretching slightly underneath Kakashi seeming completely disinterested in a normally uncomfortable subject.

"Then how can it not be an issue?" Kakashi was confused and slightly annoyed that it was so difficult to get Iruka to explain anything that was private to him.

"She'll most likely be dead within two months, and if that doesn't kill her she goes back to Hidden Mist." Iruka said turning over and putting a hand on Kakashi's cheek, "Look, Kakashi I'm only going to say this once so listen; the only reason that myself and Aya even stay married is because it's covenant for purely mercenary reasons, and we're both to proud to actually admit that we made a mistake and married to quickly and to young. I've only been in her presence for a grand total of twelve hours in the last two years until she came here, and every second of that was mission related. So don't worry about it. There is absolutely no chance of the two of us ever making up, we spent five years trying and making it worse."

"I'm not so sure about that, Iruka. It's obvious that you two did care for each other a great deal at some point and still might. If I'm with someone, I want them to put everything into the relationship. Not to use me as a substitute for something that they lost." Kakashi said in a flat voice looking at Iruka's face with mismatched eyes.

"Kakashi, you are nothing like Aya, she's an arrogant to the point of foolishness, frigid, high-minded, sadistic, mercenary bitch, which never outgrew her rebellious stage. In all my time of knowing her she never once even approached her full potential until the night we finally separated, and that's only because I drove her into a killing rage. You Kakashi on the other hand are arrogant yes, but with just cause; loyal, self-sacrificing for your comrade's well being, caring in your own way, and while you may be late, and lazy, when you're needed you pull through." Iruka reassured Kakashi with a small smile.

"If she's as you describe, why did you marry her in the first place?" Kakashi asked blushing slightly at Iruka's compliments. "She doesn't sound like someone that you would go for."

"Because I was seventeen, and she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. Not to mention she was smart, a good fighter, and she liked me back." Iruka gave Kakashi a slightly sad smile, "It think that if we had waited to get married, seen if we would suit rather than hurry to wed, we could have at least parted friends. Instead we're enemies that can't officially claim each other as such. Marriage is a supposed to be something that supports you when you need it, we managed to turn it into a cage filled with poison within a year and a half. We did everything wrong during our entire relationship" A bitter smile crossed Iruka's lips as old regrets shadowed his eyes, "We even moved back to her village for the last year we were together, did you know that?" Iruka said softly.

Kakashi looked surprised at Iruka suddenly letting him inside the walls that he hadn't even full realized how thick they were until he had passed through them. "I knew you left for a year but I didn't know it was because of that."

"Well we went to live in Hidden Mist, I actually liked it there. The snow covered landscape was one of the most beautiful things I ever saw. Unfortunately her family was one of the most ugly things I ever saw. I won't go into them, and please don't ask, all I'm going to say is that I got lucky in Aya. And she's the reason I'm still a Chuunin, she sabotaged me each time I took the Jounin exam." Iruka scowled at the memory of the various ways she kept him beneath her in rank. "The last two months we were together we tried to kill each other every time we were near each other for to long. I finally left and came back here." Iruka paused and focused his eyes on Kakashi again, "I think Shigure was right, I did need to tell someone...just don't mention to him that I said he was right about anything. Look, why don't we order something to eat and clean up. I'm sure you're as hungry as I am."

Kakashi nodded and stood up only to waver at the expected ache, though it was a bit more than he expected, "I never would have pegged you for the rough type Iruka."

Iruka stood up and pulled on his boxers again before lifting his head and grinning at Kakashi the previous conversation already pushed from his mind, "You have no idea. Rei says that he's got to be careful of how he says bite around me, because he might accidentally feed one of my kinks. Now where's your phone so we can get the food and I can show you some of the alternate uses of candles."

Kakashi blushed at the images that brought to mind, "Iruka, you are a lot less innocent than people take you for."

Iruka walked over and put his arms around the taller man, "You have no idea, but it should be fun to see just how many idea's we can steal from `Icha Icha Paradise.'" Iruka gave a surprised Kakashi a quick kiss before pulling away and dropping his yakata on top of his head. "But first, food."

"You've read `Icha Icha Paradise?' I never knew that." Kakashi said as he pulled on the brown robe.

"Kana got me hooked on them, although I'm no where as addicted as you and her seem to be, I still read them every once in a while." Iruka said before wandering off in search of the elusive phone.

"Well isn't that a thing." Kakashi murmured as he followed Iruka into the hall. "Ne, Iruka, you think we can actually try sex in a bed sometime?" A throaty chuckle was his only reply. `I'll have to ask Rei why Aya would sabotage Iruka, from his voice when he mentioned it, that's one of the major things between them. But for now, dinner.' Kakashi pushed all further thoughts to the side so he could concentrate on the rest of his date, and hopefully test Iruka on just how much he knows about `Icha Icha Paradise.'

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