Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Epic Battle...Or So We Thought ❯ Act 4 ( Chapter 4 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer: Don't own anyone except Yasha and Sai

Act 4.

Day 4. A bit cloudy out today. Sai and Yasha attempt a fight today hoping no one will be out.
Sai: "I really hope no one goes out today."
Yasha: "Yeah. Wether sucks." *throws senbon at Sai*
Sai: *does a few flips away to dodge*
Yasha: "Don't be so fucking fancy all the time!"
Sai: "You're just jealous cuz I'm pettier."
Yasha: "You are not!"
Ino pops up
Ino: "Actually, I'm prettier."
Sai: "Shut your whore mouth, Ino!" *stabs Ino*
Ino yells and falls to the ground bleeding. Sakura shows up.
Sakura: "Cha!! Ino is dying! Now I can have Sasuke all to myself!"
Yasha: *throws kunai at Sakura*
Sakura screams and falls over bleeding.
Sai: "Huh. Odly, I feel pretty good right now."
Yasha: "Yeah, me too."
Sai: "Good, cuz you'll never be as good as me at anything."
Yasha: "I'm gonna be the very best! I'll even beat you!"
All of a sudden three people walk up. The tallest is looking at a map and the girl is carrying what looks like an egg with eyes. The other boy has a yellow rat on his head.
Ash: "Brock, did you get us lost again?"
Brock: "I...don't think so."
Misty: *looks up map. turns it over* "You were holding it upside down."
Ash: "Argh! Dammit, Brock!" *throws hat on ground* "You did it again!"
Brock: "Hey! It's not my fault they don't properly lable these things!"
Misty: "They do, see." *points to 'up' arrow*
Brock: "Oh."
Ash: "Dammit!!! If you didn't spend all your time molesting young girls we wouldn't be in this mess!"
Brock: *crosses arms* "You're just jealous that you're the main character and you can't do that because it'll ruin your character."
Ash: "I am not! I don't even like girls!"
Awkward silence.
Brock: "Wait. Are you...gay, Ash?"
Ash: "What?! No you moron! I just mean that I'm eleven and I don't like girls, YET. Come on. Do you here my voice? I still haven't hit puberty yet!"
Misty: "Oh wow, TMI." *looks away awkwardly*
Brock: "Oh. Yeah. You do have a squeaky voice."
Ash: "Thank you."
Yasha: "Hey! Do you fucking rejects mind?! We're kinda in the middle of something!"
Ash: "You're a fag." *sticks tongue out at him*
Yasha: "What'd you say, asswipe?!" *Sai is holding him back*
Ash: "I said you're gay."
Yasha: "I'm gonna rip your face off!"
Ash: "I choose you, Pikachu!"
Pikachu jumps down and says 'Pika.' Both Sai and Yasha sweat drop.
Yasha: "Wait. You're gonna use a rat to fight me?"
Ash: "Pikachu, thunderbolt!"
Both Yasha and Sai are electricuted. They fall over. Stare at each other, then stand back up.
Yasha: "Can I?"
Sai: "Kill it."
Yasha: *throws kunai*
Pikachu dodges the kunai and is comanded to tackle. He runs up to Yasha, who then punches him in the face. Pikachu goes down and stays down.
Ash: "Pikachu, NOOOOOOOOO!!!" *Ash, Brock, and Misty run to Pikachu.* "You may have won against Pikachu, but I have plenty of more Pokemon to beat you with!"
Sai: "Before you do that, look down." *she points down*
All look down. An exploding tag is about to go off.
Ash: "What is th....?"
Boom. Ash, Misty, Brock, and Pikachu blast off very much like Team Rocket would in this situation.
Ash: "So this is what it feels like when we do this to Team Rocket!"
Ping!
Yasha: "Huh. Did you place that tag there?"
Sai: "You know it.
Yasha: "Well. I don't feel like fighting you after that."
Sai: *shrugs* "Oh well. I'm going home."
Yasha: "See you."
They leave. Random medical ninja show up and get Ino and Sakura.


Thank you special guests Ash, Brock, Misty, and Pikachu from Pokemon! Thanks for reading Act 4! We're not sure who will be our guest in Act 5, but you know it'll be funny as hell! Tune in next time!