Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Epic Battle...Or So We Thought ❯ Act 3 ( Chapter 3 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in here except Yasha and Sai.

Act 3.
The next day around 1 or so in the afternoon. Sai and Yasha are in the field staring at each other. Yasha blinks.

Yasha: "Dammit! I blinked!"
Sai: "I win."
Yasha: "Fine, you won the staring contest but I'll win the fight!"
Sai: "Bring it on, brat."
Yahsa: *puts hands together* "Summoning Jutsu! Giant Ass Sword!"
Sai: "That's not a real jutsu!"
Yasha: "Shut up! I just invented it this week!" *a really, really, REALLY, long sword that defies all science and logic appears.*
Yasha grabs the sword and as soon as his hand touches it, the Sephiroth theme begins to play.
Sai: "Where is that music coming from?"
Yasha: "I don't know." *shrugs. then charges at Sai*
Sai: "Okay it looks like it should be impossible to weild that sword. It's bad enough that Cloud has a sword no human could weild because it's freakin' twice their own weight, but Sephiroth's sword...Holy Crap. I'm surprised that thing is still in one piece! It's so unbalanced, that the blade should have snapped by now and killed the bastard."
Yasha: "Quit your bitchin' and fight me!"
Sai: "Oh fine!" *ends up blocking the sword with a tiny kunai*
Yasha: "Oh what the fuck!?"
Sai: "I'm just better than you."
Suddenly Sephiroth shows up. He walks around the field searching for something. Yasha and Sai watch him. Sephiroth picks up rocks and looks behind trees, then sees the others and goes over to them.
Sephiroth: "You two haven't seen a really, really, REALLY long sword around have you?"
Sai looks at Yasha who quickly puts the sword behind his back. It is obviously there and can be seen.
Yasha: "N-no. Have you, Sai?"
Sai: "Yeah, it's..." *smoke bomb goes off in face and is now coughing*
Yasha: *had thrown smoke bomb* "No, she hasn't seen it either."
Sephiroth: *examines Yasha. puts hand on chin and makes the 'hm' sound. stands up straight* "I guess I'll have to keep looking."
Sai: *jaw drop*
Yasha: *jaw drop*
A group of people approach. It is Cloud, Vincent, Tifa, and Yuffie.
Cloud: "Dude, there he is!" *all run to Sephiroth* "Let's fight, Sephiroth! Let's fight for the one hundren millionth time!"
Sephiroth: *while looking around the ground he puts his hand up to Cloud* "Hold on, Cloud, I lost my sword."
Cloud: "Again?! What the fuck?!"
Tifa: "You know, I hear they make a pill for that nowadays."
*all look at Tifa*
Vincent: "I don't think he meant THAT sword."
Yuffie: "Yeah you stupid slut!" *slaps Tifa in face*
Tifa: "Owwww!!!! Cloud she hit me!"
Cloud: "Shut up, woman and look for Sephiroth's sword!" *slaps Tifa in face*
Tifa: "Owwwww!!!!"
Vincent: *slaps Tifa in face*
Tifa: "Ow, Vincent! What was that for?!"
Vincent: *shrugs* "I just felt left out."
Yasha and Sai look at each other with the WTF?! look.
Cloud: "Dammit, Sephiroth! This is like the fith time this week. How do you lose a sword that big?"
Sai: *looks at Yasha and whispers* "How many times have you summoned that sword?"
Yasha: "Counting this time? Five."
Sai: "Give it back."
Yasha: "B-b-but they'll eat me!"
Sai: "Baka!" *hits Yasha on head. Yasha drops sword. Sai yells so they can hear* "Hey look! I found a sword! Is this the one you're looking for?"
*all look over*
Sephiroth: "My sword!!!" *runs over and picks up sword. he cuddles it*
Cloud: "Great, you found it. Let's go finish our fight now."
Sephiroth: "Be patient, you'll fight me another gazillion times anyway. Why rush?"
They bicker as they leave.
Sai: "Is it just me, or do we attract stupid people?"
Yasha: "We attract stupid people."
Sasuke walks up with a pen and paper in hand.
Sai: "What are you doing?"
Sasuke: "Cloud Strife was just here, wasn't he?"
Yasha: "Yeah, so?"
Sasuke: "I wanted an autograph. He's my hero."
Sai: *punches Sasuke in head*
Yasha: *kicks Sasuke in face*
Both feel better after beating up Sasuke, so they leave, no longer wanting to fight.





Thanks for reading guys! And thanks to our guest stars: Sephiroth, Cloud, Tifa, Yuffie, and Vincent! Sorry this wasn't as funny as previous Acts! Act 4's guest will be someone who wants to be the very best! Hint hint! See if you can guess right when you read Act 4!