Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Espionage ❯ A Laughing Matter ( Chapter 6 )

Summary: Sasuke is a spy for Shinobi Inc. and is sent to guard the #1 hyperactive blond of Konoha High School, Naruto Uzumaki. He finds out later that Naruto has two personalities and both are driving him crazy, but for two different reasons.

Parings: `Naruto'/Sasuke/Naruto, Iruka/Kakashi, Neji/Ten-ten, Gaara/Neji 

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

 

Warning: This chapter contains nudity, and is extra perverted, so if you don't want to read my perverted work, just ignore everything in the beginning of the chapter that is in italic.

 

Espionage

 

Chapter 6: A Laughing Matter

 

 

Sasuke was mad. No scratch that; he was absolutely pissed. He muttered a few words that made sailors sound like five year old girls.

 

He did his best to glare at the blond on his back. `I hate you Naruto! Or Kyuubi… or whoever the hell you were at that moment.' Sasuke resisted the urge to drop the unconscious blond onto the floor and walk away without a second glance back at the thought of their encounter earlier.

 

“Kyuubi, get off of me. What if someone sees us?”

“Then they'll be getting one hell of a peepshow for free.” The blond replied. He spun Sasuke around so that he could see Sasuke's front. He chuckled when Sasuke covered up his important parts.

“Kyuubi, seriously we-” he was interrupted when Kyuubi smashed their lips together.

“You're wasting time arguing with me.” He cupped Sasuke's hand that was cupping his privates. “So enjoy yourself a little.” He connected their mouths again. Sasuke was reluctant at first before he finally gave in to the other teen, willingly opening his mouth for the other to enter.

`Why does stuff like this always happen to me?'

The Uchiha was quite tentative of touching the blond before him. After all, this was the body of the boy he was supposedto be protecting. There were strict rules about getting intimate and personal with the mission in Shinobi Inc. Rules that Sasuke had followed to a `T' since he started working for the agency. Even right now, he could lose his job(He knew in the back of his mind that the Hokage wasn't going to fire him. He was just too valuable to Shinobi Inc.)and it didn't matter if Naruto wanted it or not.

`But this isn't Naruto…' he thought to himself. With a big shove he pushed away the blond who started to suck on his neck, leaving an impressive hickey.

“What's wrong?” he asked with a confused look on his face.

Sasuke pushed past him, attempting to leave the showers for much needed time to clear his head.“You should go now. You're making Naruto miss class.”

“Why are you so worried about him!” Kyuubi shouted furiously. Sasuke turned around to face an angry blond. “Why won't you just take me! Why must it have to be Naruto? Are we not in the same body? Why can't you see that I love you?”

“Love? We've only met twice.” Sasuke protested annoyance in his tone. “You probably don't even know my name.”

“So,because I don't know your name, I can't be in love?” Sasuke stared coldly at the other teen. This was nothing like the Kyuubi he'd since a few days ago. That Kyuubi had an air of confidence around him and a seductive manner that made Sasuke shiver with lust. But the Kyuubi before himhad a look of helplessness in his red eyes and an aura of uncertainty.

`I'd rather him angry than this…' Sasuke shook his head in pity and turned around. “Sorry, but I'm not interestedin getting into a relationship with a guy with split personalities.” He said as he walked off, leaving the blonde. He also made it tothe door when he heard his name being called.

“Sasuke…”

`Naruto?' He knew that he shouldn't look back. He knew that Kyuubi was up to something, but it was Naruto voice he heard. When he turned around, he wished that he would've kept on walking.

“Sasuke, touch me please.” The blond leaned himself against the wall, his naked body fully exposed as his left hand pinched and twisted his nipples and his right innocently played with the curly, blond hairs below.

Sasuke tried to take his eyes away, but found it impossible to not stare at the erotic image he was being sent. He nearly gulped when the blond's right hand slowly traveled further downwards and gently grabbed his member. “Sasuke it feels so good.” The voice of Naruto moaned. The only way Sasuke knew it wasn't actually Naruto was the crimson color of now lust filled eyes. He began to slowly stroke himself. “I want you to touch me, make me feel good.”

Sasuke cursed himself mentally when he felt himself grow hard.

“So is that how you want me to sound from now on?” Naruto voice was gone and was replaced by Kyuubi's deepenedone. “You want me to be like him?” Kyuubi spat the `him' part as if the name itself was poison.

There was a long pause. “I'm not interested.” He repeated his rejection from before but with much less bite to it.

Kyuubi stopped his fondling and strutted towards the Uchiha, determination and mischievous glee shown on his face. `Now there's the Kyuubi I remember…'

“I know you're interested, Sasuke. There's no use hiding it. You're hard right now.” The blond grinned.

Sasuke looked down slightly and cursed. `Dammit! I'm harder than a rock.'

“Not to mention,” Kyuubi continued. “You would've never kissed me if you weren't interested. So you must like me, or at least lust me.” When he was close to the Uchiha, he ran his hand down his chest, grinning when he felt him shiver. Sasuke then notice that the grin slightly faded and before he could ask, a mouth was attached to his in a deep passionate kiss.

As Kyuubi kissed the living daylights out of him and groped every possible part of Sasuke's body, Sasuke was in deep thought.

`This is NOT supposedto happen! I can not get aroused right now in school. But, fuck, Kyuubi's really good at kissing…and touching…and licking…-What no! Bad thoughts!' Sasuke tried to think of a way to escape. However, Kyuubi did the job for him. For the second time in a week, the blond had passed out in his arms.

Sasuke would have sighed in relief if he weren't an Uchiha. Uchihas didn't sigh in relief. He looked at the unconscious blond and almost smiled at the peaceful expression. That urge soon disappeared when he felta slight pain in his lower areas a saw his erection was still there in all its glory.

`Just FUCKIN great!'

Sasuke had just enough time to `calm himself down' and dress himself and Naruto before everyone came in to change. Sasuke had convinced Gai that Naruto accidentally fell and passed out and Sasuke was taking him to the nurse. Knowing Naruto was the clumsy type, Gai allowed Sasuke and Naruto to leave.

So that why he was in the hall now with the bane of his existence on his back, sleeping. As he thought whether or not he should through with his plan of dropping Naruto, he heard he name being called. He turned around to see Iruka running straight towards them, in a speed that impressed Sasuke greatly.

“W-What happened to Naruto?” He asked in a worried tone as he eyed the blond on Sasuke's back.

“He fell.” Sasuke lied smoothly.

The teacher examined his student, checking to see if there were any injuries. “Well, I see no bruises on him.” He looked at Sasuke. “I'll accompany you to the nurse office. I want to make sure that he's okay.”

Sasuke gave a curt nod and continued walking, Iruka in tow. They walked in silence, both of their minds on the blond sleeping on Sasuke's back. They almost reached the nurses office when Kakashi's silver hair caught their eye. He was further down the hallway with his back facing them, but the two could see him clearly; and he wasn't alone. The school's nurse, Rin, was with him.

Neither Sasuke nor Iruka could hear what they were saying but both had a pretty good idea when they saw the longing look in the brown haired woman's eyes. Sasuke noticed from the corner of his eyes Iruka's clenched fist.

Iruka tried to control his anger and jealousy when he saw the two together. `Like a couple…' He thought solemnly. He felt what little bit of control crack when he saw Kakashi kiss the woman's hand, and walk away. `…that bastard…'

`That bastard!' Sasuke thought angrily, staring off at the receding back of Kakashi then back to the Social Studies teacher at his side. He knew that Iruka had feelings for the stupid older spy, and although he didn't know the teacher that well, he couldn't help but feel a little sympathetic for him. He stopped his thoughts when he heard the nurse approaching.

“Hello Iruka. How are you?” She greeted kindly.

`That bitch.' Iruka thought bitterly. `Look at her. She still even has a blush on her face.' Iruka shook his head. `No. I shouldn't blame this on her. This wasn't her fault.'

He nodded in acknowledgement and muttered something like `I have to go' and walked away in the opposite direction of Kakashi.

Rin blinked in confusion before she looked at Sasuke then at the unconscious blond on his back. “Oh dear! What on earth happened to him?” she asked as she opened the door for the Uchiha to walk inside.

“He fell.” He lied once gin for the third time in less than ten minutes.

Rin sighed. “Well, lets take a look at him then shall we.”

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Naruto woke up just in time for lunch. When he asked the nurse why he was in the nurse's office, she had told him that one of the students found him unconscious and said that he fell.

“Who was it that found me?”

“He said that he name was Sasuke Uchiha.”

`Why am I not surprised…' He walked slowly to the cafeteria, not at all looking forward to seeing Sasuke. He was deciding whether or not he was going to skip lunch, but before he could come up with a decision, Kiba's loud mouth yelled to him across the lunch room. “Hey, Naruto! I need to see last night's homework. Hurry up!”

“Why the hell are you asking me for the homework? You know I always copy off of you, Dog breath.” Naruto mumbled as he took a seat. `Next to the bastard of course.' He thought bitterly.

“Shit, you're right. How could I forget that you were a completely lazy ass slacker?”

“Gee, thanks.” The blonde replied dryly, but Kiba wasn't listening; he was too busy trying to write any bull shit answer he saw fit onto the assignment sheet.

“Are you okay?” Gaara asked his best friend. He noticed that the blonde was not his normal hyperactive self.

Naruto took a glance at Sasuke, who was picking at his food, before he gave Gaara an answer. “Yeah I'm just a little tired.” He figured that telling them that he was in the nurses office was a bad idea and he hoped that Sasuke didn't say anything either. Fortunately, Sasuke kept his mouth shut and continued to pick at his food.

Gaara and Neji looked at each other. They knew that something happened between Sasuke and Naruto.

The lunch period was incredibly quiet at their table. Usually Kiba and Naruto would talk nonstop or Sasuke and Naruto would fight over something trivial. But Kiba was too busy doing his homework while Naruto and Sasuke cast their glance down at their food. Gaara and Neji noticed that Naruto and sometimes Sasuke would subtly stare at each other. Gaara, Neji and Shino almost never talked, so they didn't have much to say. In the end, it was a very uncomfortable lunch.

When the period was over, Sasuke got to leave for his next class. But before he could leave the table, he felt a hand on his shoulder.

“Meet me after school. I want to talk to you.” Neji whispered in his ear, causing Sasuke to frown. The older teen walked away before Sasuke could reply.

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The two dark haired teens walked in silence towards home. Sasuke refused to start a conversation considering that Neji was the one who had asked him to talk. 'He's just wasting my time…'

“Sasuke.”

`Finally!' “Hn.” He grunted to show he was paying attention.

“What exactly is going on between you and Naruto?” he asked bluntly, almost causing Sasuke to trip in disbelief.

He stopped to stare at his elder friend. “Why do you bring up a question like that?”

Neji noticed Sasuke stopped and stopped as well. “It's just that, well you and he seemed a little…funny today.”

“Funny?”

“Yes. The both of you would have been at each other throats and yet it seemed that you both were trying to avoid any contact with the other.”

Sasuke shot a glare at Neji `Damn him and his observation skills!' He realized that his glares did not work on the other teen and decided that walking off would be much better. He, however, did not get very far.

“It's about Kyuubi, right?”

Sasuke's body tensed at the name and paused mid-step.

“I see. So that is the problem. Sasuke, there's something you're not them us about Kyuubi. What is it?”

`Like hell I'm going to tell you! What am I suppose to say? “The truth is, whenever Kyuubi appears, he tries to seduce me and I think I'm lusting after him because he's in Naruto's body!' Not only would the Hyuuga have a riot with the fact that he may have some feelings for the dobe, he would die of amusement when he was told that Kyuubi was making passes at him. `Kakashi would be even worse…'

“It none of your business.” He was content with his reply and began to walk again.

He heard Neji behind him. “You can't ignore me, Sasuke. We've been working together for too long, I know you like the back of my hand.”

Sasuke chose to ignore him.

“I know it has something to do with Kyuubi. Considering the fact you were acting strangely today, I can only guess that Kyuubi made an appearance again.”

Sasuke began walking a little faster. Neji followed closely behind.

“From what I can tell,” Neji continued, “both you and Naruto have no fresh bruises anywhere, so a fight probably didn't occur.” Sasuke could almost hear the smirk Neji had on his face. “Also, at lunch, the two of you kept giving each other glances, yet you were the only one whose cheeks slightly turned pink whenever you stared. So that means something embarrassing must have happened.”

Sasuke balled his hands into a fist.

“But not much can embarrass you, Sasuke. So it must have been something huge.”

“Fuck you, Hyuuga!” Sasuke snapped. He whipped so quickly, it nearly startled the other teen.

“Calm down, Sasuke. It isn't as if you-” Neji stopped mid-sentence. As he stared at Sasuke, he began to grin. “I see now…”

Sasuke eyes slightly widened. He could tell that Neji had finally figured it out. Sasuke was about to deny everything when the usual serious teen began to do the unthinkable: laugh. And not just a slight chuckle of amusement, a full hearty laugh. Neji started to calm down when he saw Sasuke's shocked expression, which caused him to laugh even harder.

“I didn't know you had a thing for the split personality types!” Neji managed to get out in between laughs.

“S-Shut up!” Sasuke said in a very unlike-Uchiha way. When the other continued to laugh, he quite pathetically, in his opinion, stomped away, a laughing Neji in tow.

`I hate fucking spies that are so fucking observant of every fucking thing that I fucking do…fuck! I hope he chokes on his own laughter… if that's even possible…'

It goes without saying that Sasuke was in a very bad mood for the rest of the day.

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Iruka walked into the teacher lodge to pick up something before he left to go home. When he walked into the room, he saw the last person he wanted to see standing by the window, talking on a cell phone. He wanted to hightail out of there, but before his feet could move, he heard Kakashi ask him to stay.

“Yes, sir. I'll send you the information tomorrow. Yes, sir. Goodbye.” Kakashi hung up the phone and smiled at the Social Studies teacher, or at least Iruka thinks Kakashi smiled. It was hard to tell considering Kakashi was wearing his mask over the lower part of his face.

“Hello Iruka!” the silver haired man said cheerfully.

Iruka nodded. “Hatake.” He responded as he walked over to the fridge and pulled out a half empty bowl of ramen.

Kakashi blinked at the sudden use of his last name. “Is something the matter, Iruka?”

Iruka could've sworn he heard a little concern in the other man's tone, but he knew he was just imagining it. `There's no way he cares about me.'

“About Saturday night,”

Kakashi face brightened. “You mean the night of our date? Yeah, what about it?”

Iruka took a deep breath before he stared coldly into Kakashi's…eye. “I've change my mind and decided to call it off.”

“What?”

“As a matter of fact, I don't think I would want to go anywhere or do anything with you, Hatake. In other words, I'm not interested.”

Kakashi began to walk closer to the younger of the men. “Iruka, what happened? I thought we were hitting it off well.”

“Sorry, but you're not my type. So from now on, we shall only treat each other in a way that co-workers should.” He turned around to head out the door.

Kakashi stood still in surprise. “Iruka, wait!” he called, but the man ignored him and walked away. He was about the run after him, when he phone started to ring. He would've ignored it, if he hadn't seen the name that appeared. He growled in frustration as he picked up the phone. “Yes, Hokage-sama?”

`Damn! What happened to Iruka?'