Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Eyes piercing the darkness ❯ A heated chase and the Sennin ( Chapter 11 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Like I said, right on the job, even though it took me a long time to write the last chapter I'm going to get this one done much faster. Plus there will be two chapters that set up certain events before the final rounds of the chunin exams. As well as a new pairing that will arise for the story. Also a new story twist, that in my mind was funny as hell. Well before I start the chapter, let me at least list the references in the last chapter.
Dragonball Z: Well for those who either missed or never noticed, if so I don't blame you. But Raizen Sonic rush combo was taken from Ultimate Gohan's burst rush technique. I pretty much used the whole combo even down to the overhead spinning backhand.
Matrix Reloaded: It was a small reference and I also put it out into the spotlight by saying that I made a refenence to it, but when Naruto summons a lot of clones, and surrounds an enemy it always reminds me of that one scene in the matrix, it makes me wish someone would just do that circle pole run. Actually this isn't the first time I referenced the matrix in this story, just the first time I was blatant about it.


Now usually I fill this part up with something about myself or this story, and as much as I live to do that, I'll leave it until the end of the chapter, in the "Special Character information corner!!!!!" Finally I give you a chance to pick my brain and give you a detailed explanation on how characters are special or how they were created. As well as their own special stats as they all are interveiwed one by one. Also, because of the fact that I don't get many chapters to be, you know, peaceful. This chapter will be for the funny. Mostly because of the nature of the next chapter, you'll find out soo trust me. Now for the chapter to begin ready, set, read!

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A heated chase and the mysterious sennin!


It had been barely a day since the children were released from the forest of death. All had returned home to rest or began their new training regimen, brushing up on new techniques or skills for the final rounds. Raizen walked through the halls of Konoha hospital trying his best to find Kakashi, who had all but vanished into nothing. As he walked he finally heard the silent and calm voice of his sensei, with a shout he called out to the silver haired jounin.
Raizen: Kakashi-sensei!!!

A quick round of hushes fell toward the boy, warning him to keep his voice down. Raizen bowed and said an apology before he finally ran over to Kakashi.
Kakashi: Oh hello Raizen, how are you?
Raizen: Sensei, I want you to train me. Can you teach me a new cool justu, I mean you do have a lot of them don't you?
Kakashi: Well, yes, but why is it that you want training?
Raizen: Well, I'm strong enough to take on the weaker opponents, but if I were to face someone like Naruto or JJ, and especially Mika, I wouldn't stand a chance. I'm only good with lightning based attacks, I need a new jutsu in my arsenal.

Kakashi looked down at Raizen and sighed.
Kakashi: Sorry, but I'm going to be busy for a while. I have something I need to take care of.
Raizen: You mean you're going to train Sasuke.
Kakashi: I'm sorry, Raizen, but the move I'm trying to teach him, probably wouldn't be of much help to you since you could probably recreate it with very little effort, I'll get someone trustworthy to teach you some techniques okay.
Raizen: Sure.

He said gazing down at the ground with a displeased look.
Kakashi: I'm really sorry Raizen.
Raizen: Go, make sure you teach Sasuke some really good moves, I don't want it to be too easy when I beat him in the next round.

Kakashi smiled under his mask and turned away from the boy.
Raizen: Besides....
Kakashi: Is there something else?
Raizen: Oh, no, nothing.
Kakashi: Okay, just rest up for today, I promise I'll find someone soon.

He said as he walked down the hall, leaving Raizen to think by himself.
Raizen: It's not like you really teach me anything anyway.

He whispered to himself, completing what he had stopped himself from saying earlier. Disappointment racked Raizen's face, he walked slowly trying to think.
Raizen: I need to find my own teacher, I want someone who I know is really good.

Raizen held his hand to his chin and closed his eyes as he pondered what to do next.
Raizen: I need someone who can teach me some strong water ninjutsu, or else when I face off against someone like Mika or JJ Lightning wouldn't really work. Plus I need something good if I want to beat Shino, his moves are sneaky, no matter how fast I move there's no way I could dodge every bug. Then there's Hinata I wasn't too worried about her at first, but she managed to beat Neji, she's leveled up lately. Lastly there's Naruto, he's quick on his feet and he accurately adjusts to any situation. I need a complete rehaul, one they wouldn't expect.

Raizen opened his eyes quickly as a revelation struck him.
Raizen: I know who I'll ask.

He said as he sped down the street. On the other side of town Naruto was having a similar dilemma. He sat against his wall trying to think, so many things had happened and they wouldn't leave his head.

[Flashback.]
Naruto: You must think this is funny old man.

He said screaming at Sarutobi, he had been doing it for at least ten minutes now. Hinata never once looked away from the list, but her expression had changed. Naruto screamed louder, demanding that the match be changed as Hinata's mind went blank. Suddenly she heard Naruto shout over to her.
Naruto: Right, Hinata-hime?

Hinata turned to him and looked down, before she quickly nodded and said.
Hinata: Don't hold back.

Naruto jumped back in shock as Hinata simply stared at him with determination in her eyes. Naruto stared emptily at her before asking.
Naruto: Are you serious?
Hinata: Please.

She said before running off through the village, leaving Naruto and else one he knew flabbergasted.
Naruto: Did she really mean that?

He asked looking back at JJ who just stared at him.
JJ: Dude, she wants to kick your ass.
Mika: Totally.
Naruto: What did I do?

He asked himself as he looked down to the ground.

[Flashforward]
Now Naruto was locked between two promises, whether to quit in his match against Hinata, or fight Gaara to avenge Lee like he had swore. He wondered if either would go against his word.
Naruto: What if I quit against Hinata and beat up Gaara after the exams.

Naruto held his hand to his chin and ruffled his hair in frustration.
Naruto: I can't think.

He shouted falling back onto his bed.
Naruto: I think for right now I should just focus on training for a while. But with who?

He thought out loud.
Naruto: JJ is doing who knows what, Claire-sensei is at the hospital, Mika's I don't know where, Mom is off doing something for the hokage, and Hinata wants to fight me. Argh, why is there never anyone around when I need them!?

Naruto, lost in his own mind never even noticed the door opening beside him.
Naruto: Maybe I could train with Konohamaru and Hanabi for a while. Then again I wouldn't be able to get any good training in unless Yukari was with them, and she's probably not.

Naruto looked over as something sat down next to him on the bed. What he saw was Hinata sitting shyly next to him with her eyes aimed at the ground.
Naruto: Hinata-hime?

He called out as he sat up. Naruto mimicked her and sat at her side.
Naruto: I didn't expect to see you so soon, are you mad at me?

Hinata only nodded before slowly looking up to him.
Hinata: I'm not mad.

Naruto sniffed and noticed a weird scent, it wasn't bad, but it was definitly weird. He wondered if it was coming from Hinata, he didn't notice it until she arrived, and why was he feeling weird now.
Hinata: Naruto-kun?
Naruto: Y-Yeah?

He replied breaking from his thoughts.
Hinata: I'm your girlfriend aren't I?
Naruto: Huh? Of course.

He answered with a smile. Hinata blushed deeply and covered her mouth with her fist before asking.
Hinata: T-Then why don't we k-kiss more.

This had completely caught Naruto off gaurd, Hinata may have opened up alot recently, but never that much. Naruto blushed back and asked.
Naruto: You want me to kiss you hime?

Hinata didn't speak a response, she just nodded. Naruto leaned in and locked his lips onto Hinata's both of whom suddenly became overcome with passion. Each kiss felt like flame as Naruto's senses lost them selves in the sensation, all he felt and thought was desire. Hinata pulled back and unzipped Naruto's jacket before reaching down and wrapping her arms around his waist and worming her hands under his shirt. Naruto pulled Hinata closer on top of him and wrapped his arms around her back as they once again went into a deep and passionate kiss. The feeling of her hands touching his back felt like being tickled by an angel's feather, as she skillfully carressed him. Naruto however, felt like he was losing this bout, Hinata seemed to be better than him at this, and he knew with how she was she had never done it before, so why did she seem so skilled? One more whif of the smell he caught earlier sent his mind back away from reasoning, leaving nothing, but the desire for more. Hinata leaned back without leaving Naruto's lap as he slowly unzipped her jacket, savoring the moment until finally reaching the bottom. Naruto opened Hinata's jacket wide as he gently kissed her neck. Hinata released a soft moan and Naruto felt every muscle in his body being pulled in one direction, begging for stimulation. Naruto once again caught the smell and then he stared down at Hinata's chest as she stared at him with eyes begging for more.
Naruto: [No wonder JJ likes these things so much. They're round, soft, super attention-grabbers.]

Hinata wrapped her arms around Naruto's neck as she pulled him closer to lie on top of her. Her fingers rubbed through his hair, making a big mess as she closed her lips on his. Naruto wanted so much to fiinish what he had started, but something in his mind said something was wrong. Naruto was pulled back into his mindscape as he heard the shout.
Naruto: Stop!!!!!!
Naruto: What the hell is wrong with you, dattebayo?
Naruto: Why'd you guys bring me here!!!????

He shouted to his inner mind. Naruto had no skill for genjutsu, so naturally, he was bad at stopping it too, in order to protect himself, Naruto created two clones in his mindscape, that way if he were locked into a genjutsu that was too powerful, he could simply replace the current mind holding dominion over the body. That way, he can still move about and fight while his main persona recovers from the genjutsu, an extremely advanced technique. However, his other personas have a habit of talking to him at certain times, and try to keep his head straight, however, it tends to backfire and make him over think things sometimes. Currently there are only two other personas.
Naruto: Naruto, get a hold of yourself, I mean you know Hinata-hime doesn't act this way. She's more of a lady, believe it.
Naruto: So what's wrong?
Naruto: That scent seems weird, the second we smelled it we lost control, why? Didn't Mom tell us something about this?

The third persona asked as they all put their hands to their chins, after a few seconds of think, it hit them. A memory displayed on the back wall as all three Naruto looked over to it in remembrance.
Yubiki: Okay Naruto, now that you've given Hinata the mark there's some thing you must know.
Naruto: What's that?
Yubiki: There is a time every three months that a female fox demon, wants.....action.....badly. This state causes her to furiously pursue the person she loves the most. Whomever this person may be, she will not rest until something happens. But only if she is in range of him, for about twenty-five feet. On this day she also releases a powerful pheromone that is almost irresistable to any male in the area.
Naruto: Meaning I'm not the only one who needs to watch out?
Yubiki: Maybe, but we are delicate women, meaning that if any other man besides the one we choose comes after us, we attack them and continue our pursuit on the man we love.
Naruto: So, she'll kick the asses of other guys that pursue her because of the pheromone, that makes my job easier.
Yubiki: But there to things to remember, at this time we are very fertile, and the second is.......

All of the Narutos' eyes shot open at the same time as they all shouted in unison.
Naruto/Naruto/Naruto: Oh my god. SHE'S IN HEAT!!!!!!!!
Naruto: This is not good, what do we do, dattebayo?
Naruto: I don't know, but we need to get away from her, we can't take advantage of her state, that'd be wrong, believe it.
Naruto: I know, first I'll have to calm her down, then I'll get away from her.

Naruto said with his eyes closed as both of his clones looked down.
Naruto: I think you may have to cool yourself down first dattebayo.

Naruto looked down at himself toward the less chivalrous part of his body before covering up and shouting.
Naruto: I can handle myself fine.

With that, Naruto's mind returned to it rightful place in his body as he pulled back from Hinata with a deep breath.
Naruto: Hinata-hime, maybe we shouldn't do this, I mean we're moving kind of fast aren't we?
Hinata: I'm okay with it Naruto-kun, why don't you take off that jacket?
Naruto: I'd better not.

He said backing away from his getting hotter by the moment, girlfriend.
Naruto: It's kind of cold in here.
Hinata: Don't worry, I'll keep you nice and warm.

Naruto's arm slipped, that line through him for a loop. He wanted to know how she was planning to keep him warm, even though he had a pretty good idea, he wanted so much to hear her say it. Naruto fell from the bed and rolled away from Hinata as he quickly zipped up his jacket.
Naruto: I know, why don't we go for a walk.

Hinata just looked at him curiously while still on his bed, on all fours, staring with eyes filled with longing.
Naruto: I mean, look at how beautiful it is out there.

He said opening the door.
Naruto: [Now I just have to-]

Naruto had no time to finish that thought before Hinata made the firm decision to take matters into her own hands. She charged from the bed and tackled Naruto from the balcony of his apartment and landed on top of him on the hard ground below. Stunned, Naruto could only sit there as Hinata, in broad daylight started to forcefully pull open his jacket. Naruto recovered from the fall and quickly started to wrestle with Hinata, trying desperately to stop her assualt, completely ignoring the stares coming down on them from onlookers. Naruto hastily pushed Hinata from on top of him before bursting into a sprint, however, Hinata was close behind him.
Naruto: Shadow clones jutsu!!

He shouted as four clones emerged from his body and made off in all directions. Hinata didn't even almost fall for it, she knew which was the real one the second he used it, she always did. A swift kick back and Hinata was running at full speed.
Naruto: Wait we can't do this!!!

Hinata wasn't listening, her needs were more important than his "rational words" at the moment. Naruto quickly turned a corner and made his way through the many people around him, however, Hinata was close behind. Naruto hastened his movements and used a transformation jutsu mid sprint. He took the form of a middle aged man and started walking slowly as the men behind Hinata slowly began to be enticed by her scent.
Tenma: That smell is very provocative young lady!!!

He said as he and many other men pounced at her from the crowd. Hinata didn't even look back before she slammed her palm into all of their chest and continued looking for Naruto. Naruto himself had taken refuge in an old tavern surrounded by other men who look like him. With a quick glance around Naruto completely scanned the room and exhaled deeply when he realized Hinata wasn't around.
Hinata: You're not hard to find you know that?

Naruto's head snapped up as Hinata stared lovingly at him from across the table, where she seemed to have appeared at from out of nowhere. Naruto looked around as if trying to escape once again before Hinata spoke to him.
Hinata: I could tackle you from here you know?

She asked in an unbarably sweet voice.
Hinata: Wouldn't you rather not cause a scene?
Naruto: You wouldn't cause one would you?
Hinata: I think you already know the answer to that question.

Naruto sweatdropped and sat back down.
Hinata: You can't run from me you see, because I'm your mate, which means I can sense you within a 2 mile radious.
Naruto: Gah.

He had forgotten about that.
Hinata: Also, I have a keen sense of smell, which means I can catch your scent within a four mile radious.
Naruto: Gah, Gah.

He forgot that too.
Hinata: Also, I have the byakugan, which means I can see you within a six mile radious.
Naruto: Gah, Gah, Gah.

He somehow managed to forget that too. How he did that he had no idea, but he managed to forget it. Naruto had the ultimate tracker hunting him down for sex. He had to think fast, however that was really hard to do with Hinata's foot crawling up his leg, and even worse, she managed to gently slip her foot from her shoe before she did so.
Hinata: So why don't we act like two civilized people, and make our way back to your place. That way we can have fun.

She said as her foot finally reach it's destination, causing Naruto squeal and jump back. Hinata moved her foot when he jumped and Naruto finally came up with an idea.
Naruto: Um, no why don't we go to your house.

He said throwing out a situation she had no chance in. Hinata jumped back and looked down.
Naruto: [Ha, I got her, if Hiashi and Neji are at her house she has no chance of being able to do anything. And all I have to do is keep refusing go back to my place, now I just to think up a reason why not and I'll have this in the ba-
Hinata: Okay.
Naruto: Wha?

She threw him for a loop once again.
Naruto: Did you just say-
Hinata: Okay, if I place up a sound barrier in my room no one will be able to hear us, and then all I have to do is place a solid genjutsu around us and even if someone did come in they wouldn't be able to see us. Good plan, huh.

Naruto had no response, did she really want him that bad. What the hell was wrong with her, well besides the fact that she was just a ball of libido ready to burst. Naruto looked away and frowned.
Naruto: I'm sorry Hinata, but I can't do that either.

He said despite the fact that his entire body wanted it. Hinata frowned at Naruto and slipped her foot back into her shoe.
Hinata: That's it.

Naruto turned to her as she whispered those words.
Hinata: That's it!!!!

She shouted this time, Naruto had no time to react as she jumped over the table and glomped him, making him drop his henge and return to his normal appearance. When Hinata jumped on top of Naruto her pheromones began to release again, causing all of the men in the room to become aroused by her.
Hinata: I'm laying down the law.

Naruto screamed in defiance as Hinata picked him up and slammed him into the wall of the tavern.
Hinata: Don't think I won't take it by force.
Naruto: RAPE!!!!!

Naruto screamed out, yet none of the men looked like they wanted to help, better yet, they looked like they wanted some of what he was getting. Hinata peeked an eye back as once again she was rained down on by sweaty old men. She threw Naruto to the side and prepared to spin while weaving her chakra for something.
Hinata: 64 palms.

She said as the men grew close.
Hinata: Rotating guard!!!!

Hinata shouted, but instead of the normal rotation, there were lines of concentrated chakra running through every inch of it. As each thhe rotation blasted them, Chakra could be seen shooting from their backs. As all of the men shot into different directions Hinata took a deep breath and asked.
Hinata: Now where were we Naruto-kun?

Naruto, however was no where to be seen, Hinata quickly caught his trail and was once again chasing him down before he could leave the twenty-five foot range of her. At that same time JJ and Mika were walking from the hokage manor and they saw Naruto running passed them.
JJ: Yo, Naruto what's up-

Naruto didn't even stop to give an answer as he ran away from them. Mika looked back as Hinata was seen charging toward them and she lifted a hand.
Mika: Hey Hinata what's wrong with Naruto?

Hinata never stopped either, she just whizzed passed them.
JJ: The hell is going on with them?
Mika: Wanna find out?
JJ: Do you even have to ask?

He said before he started walking in the direction his two friends had run as Mika followed closely behind them. Meanwhile Naruto ran as fast as he could, trying his best to gain distance between Hinata and himself, however, he was failing miserably in doing so. Naruto quickly ran into a dead end and turned back to Hinata who was completely prepared to pounce him. Naruto looked at the wall behind him, it seemed to lead to either a river, pool, pond or hotspring, he couldn't tell which, he just knew that there was water beyond that wall. Naruto smiled and came up with a plan.
Hinata: It's just you and me now Naruto-kun.

With a quick turn Naruto ran up the wall and flipped upward as Hinata quickly followed him. Naruto smiled as he created two clones that dropped like led balls before grabbing tightly onto Hinata's legs, pulling her down into a small pool with them. Naruto quickly landed to the ground and made off in the opposite direction, Hinata looked at both of the clones and with a growl of sexual frustration she slammed her palms into both of their chests before running off after Naruto. Naruto didn't expect the clones to hold Hinata for long, just long enough for him to get out of her range. Hinata, however had other ideas, she quickly made her way after him by way of rooftop and before he could even get a safe distance Hinata was once again on his tail. Hinata made her way in front of Naruto and cut him off before he could get any further.
Hinata: You're a bad boy Naruto-kun, look at how wet you've gotten me.

Naruto, was once again thrown for a loop by Hinata's words, but he quickly caught himself as Hinata leaned forward on him, getting him wet too, and a little stiff. Either way Naruto was very uncomfortable, he needed a new plan.
Naruto: I got it.
Hinata: Yes you do.
Naruto: Oh, not that, I just meant I came up with a plan to.....wait.
Hinata: Huh?

Naruto just closed his eyes and took a deep breath before he once again made off in the opposite direction. Hinata once again chased after him, but she quickly realized that they were heading the direction of his house, Hinata thought Naruto had finally given in, and once again as they ran they never noticed that they passed up two of their closest friends. When Mika and JJ saw Naruto and Hinata run down the street they once again made a slow pursuit of them. JJ walked up the stairs to Naruto's apartment and grabbed Mika's hand as he helped her walk behind. Once they finally stood in front of Naruto's door, JJ reached for the knob.
Hinata: Naruto-kun what are you doing, ah, that hurts.
Naruto: Well it works just fine for me, so you'll have to bear with it.

JJ didn't pay any attention to what he just heard, so he absent-mindedly opened the door and said.
JJ: Hey Naruto, what's up with you guys running all aro-

His sentence was cut short and his face became dark red with a blush as Mika joined in shortly after. Naruto was sitting on the side of his bed, with his jacket and shirt off, the result of wrestling with Hinata, who in turn was tied down to the bed. Naruto looked at them, then at Hinata, then at himself, then he quickly cycled between all three before he cleared his face and looked at his teammates.
Naruto: I can explain this.
JJ: Hey man if this is what you guys are into I'm no one to judge, just let me leave and you can get back to whatever you were doing.

Mika didn't say anythiing, she just stood there blushing. JJ turned and tried to walk away before Naruto shouted out.
Naruto: No, wait I need your help!!!

Mika blushed deeper and JJ slowly turned back to Naruto before asking.
JJ: What kinda freaky shit....?
Naruto: Will you two stop assuming weird things and listen for a second!!!!!!!

One long and ackward explaination later.
JJ: Oh, so that's what it was, for a second I thought-.
Naruto: I know what you were thinking.
JJ: Oh yeah, but why do you need our help?
Naruto: Well, if I can get out of her range she'll return to normal and I can go on my way. But I need someone to look after her while I do.
Mika: So that you too don't run into each other by accident.
Naruto: Yeah and if I leave her here, who knows what might happen. And besides she's kind of wet right now, if I leave her like that she'll catch a cold. And I can't watch her because she'll stay like this all day.
JJ: How can you resist those pheromones?
Naruto: I can't, you have no idea how much willpower it takes to stop me from jumping on that bed right now.

JJ stared at the serious look on Naruto face and whispered.
JJ: I can imagine.
Naruto: The pheromone also affects other men so I can't be close to her outside and-

Suddenly for the first time he looked over to JJ as Mika did the same, looking at him as if expecting something.
JJ: What?
Naruto: You stay back.
JJ: Huh?
Mika: I know it, you're gonna do something stupid aren't you?

JJ lifted an eyebrow as he tried to figure out what they were talking about, but when it hit him he simply frowned at them.
JJ: You think I'm gonna get taken in by the pheromones?
Mika: Well, you are a guy.
JJ: Okay, class is in session, who here can tell me why dragons breathe fire?
Naruto: Oh, oh.

Naruto said raising his hand.
JJ: Yes Naruto?
Naruto: Is it because dragon's have a fire inside their bodies that never dies or runs out?
JJ: No, actually it's because our bodies produce a highly flammable gas that once breathed out would easily catch fire. While we can also breathe out oxygen like normal humans do, we can switch to this gas at any given time. Also there are bones on the back of our throats that, once ground together cause sparks that ignite the gas as it exits our mouths. This is why dragons can breathe fire, but because of the gas dragons have a dulled sense of smell. While we can still smell better than most humans, any type of harmful scent such as pheromones or poisonous gas are either extinguished or over powered by that gas already present inside our bodies. Also because dragons can already assume a human form much like demons, at the present I'm more dragon than human. That means that while I may look human my insides are still that of a dragon's, which is probably why I tend to sometimes show my draconic features even in human form. So in short, I'm not effected by Hinata's pheromones.

All three of the other people in the room stared in awe at JJ's lesson.
Hinata: Wow.
Mika: I didn't know that.
JJ: Well now you know.
Naruto: And knowing is half the battle.

All four of the children in the room prepared for something, but then they just stared at each other.
JJ: I feel like something else was supposed to go there.
Mika: Me too.
Naruto: Weird.
Hinata: I know.

And after a short pause, everything went back to the way it was with Hinata thrashing on the bed and Naruto looking seriously at her. JJ put a finger to his chin and asked innocently.
JJ: Naruto, if the quickest way for her to snap out of this is to, you know....give her release, then why don't you, you know.....give her some release.

Naruto turned over to him and then turned back after seeing the face JJ made at him. Naruto sighed and responded
Naruto: Two very good reasons, first is because first of all I'm not ready to take that step. Because her heated state Hinata is extremely fertile and I'm pretty sure neither of us are ready to be parents at the tender age of thirteen.
JJ: Damn good point.
Naruto: Plus one of the things mom told me is, that Hinata goes into a trance when shes like this, as if she's not herself. Because of that she attacks me, but when the day is over or if we...you know, when she wakes up she won't remember anything from the day before, so the only way she'll return to normal today is if I'm away from her.
JJ: Damn good point number two. I see, that's as bad as date rape, she wouldn't even remember that it happened. Nothing is worse than waking up at some moment not a virgin and pregnant. Alright, I guess I can be bothered to look after you for the rest of the day.
Mika: And I don't mind looking after Hinata.
Naruto: Thank you.
Yubiki: Awww, the fun ended sooner than I thought.

All four of the children looked up at Yubiki hanging in the window.
Yubiki: Yo.
Naruto: You were watching us?
Yubiki: Yep.
Naruto: Then why didn't you help us?
Yubiki: Because it was funny of course.

Naruto dropped his head as Mika and JJ chuckled at him. JJ turned to Yubiki with a question burning in his head.
JJ: Do you still get in heat too Yubiki-san?
Yubiki: Not that it's any of your business, but yes I do.
JJ: Who do you chase?
Yubiki: No one at present.

She said looking up.
JJ: [It'd probably kill Iruka to hear that.]
Naruto: What have you been doing for so long anyway?
Yubiki: I'm on a special mission for the hokage.
Naruto: I thought you said you wouldn't except any missions.

He stated in confusion.
Yubiki: I did, but this mission has a special significance with me.
Mika: You mean Orochimaru?
Yubiki: Sharp. He somehow managed to completely mask his scent, I can't even almost track it. He'll be hard to find, and we seem to only have one option.
Naruto: That being?
Yubiki: We wait till he decides to show himself. But by that time it'll be too late, so the Sarutobi-kun decided to have a team try and track him down. So I'm sorry Naruto, but you'll have to find someone else to train with. Is that okay?
Naruto: Yeah you just go and find that bastard mom.

He said with a smile.
Yubiki: Good luck. Oh, and Naruto.
Naruto: Yes?
Yubiki: Hinata was with me before she made her way back here. Whatever you do, don't drop out of the chunin exams. I don't think Hinata would like that very much.

Naruto frowned as Yubiki finally made her way through the window to resume her search.
Naruto: It must be true about that whole parents knowing what their kids are thinking thing.
JJ: Yeah, anyway, you ready to go?
Naruto: Yeah, Mika I'm counting on you.
Mika: No need to worry.

JJ opened the door and led Naruto out as he flashed a thumbs up at Mika before leaving. As seconds passed Mika watched Hinata slowly return to normal. Hinata blinked twice and looked around before she tried to stand, but found that she couldn't move her limbs. After a moment of emptily staring about Hinata finally asked in shock.
Hinata: Why am I tied to the bed?
Mika: Funny story, that, would you like to hear it?

She asked with a wide smile as untied Hinata from the bed.

[Flash]
Kiba walked sullenly through the street, he was the only member of his team who didn't make it through to the next part of the exams. He leaned back against a wall and smiled up toward the sky.
Kiba: Man, this sucks, I can't think of anything to do.

Kiba looked down as the sound of wimping came from below him. Kiba smiled at Akamaru and lifted him up to his face.
Kiba: Don't worry boy, I'm not gonna turn all emo on you or nothin'. I'm just a little bummed. I guess I lost, to Naruto in more ways than one. It'll take a while, but I'll get over it.
????: Damn I mis-steped. Nyaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Kiba: Nyaa?

He said as both he and Akamaru looked up. He couldn't even get a good look at the person falling before it laded on top of him. Akamaru rolled away from Kiba and looked at the two people while barking at Kiba. Kiba's first reaction was to get angry, but the second he tried to lift his head, his face was buried in something soft and squishy. Instantly realizing what he was face deep in, Kiba's nose began to bleed and he found all of his anger wash away.
????: Ow.

The girl said as she sat up and rubbed her head. When she looked at the boy she had crushed and noticed the blood on his nose, she traced where his eyes were locked on. Quickly putting two and two together the girl covered herself and shreiked loudly.
????: Pervert!!!

Kiba quickly stopping after hearing that comment and accurately assuming that there were people around to hear it, quickly retorted.
Kiba: Hey, you fell on me, therefore any accidental groping and/or feeling up of any kind are completely on you. I am in no way responsable for any parts that were touched and/or felt up, during this encounter.
Yura:....You do this alot don't you?

She asked with an incredulous look on her face.
Kiba: .....
Yura: I'll take that as a yes.
Kiba: Whatever, what the hell were you doing up there anyway!?

Yura stopped and looked up to the rooftops before she looked away and said.
Yura: Stuff.

Kiba took the to opprotunity to run his eyes over the girl's body while she wasn't looking. She had a red cap covering her head and her hair was tucked under the cap. Kiba looked lower, down to where he had plunged face deep earlier, his eyes began to run completely down the girl's body, leaving him unaware that she had returned her gaze to him.
Yura: Like what you see?

She asked in an annoyed tone of voice. Kiba snapped up and rubbed the back of his head.
Kiba: Sorry, I didn't mean to....
Yura: ....See ya.

Yura swiftly turned and began to walk away from the stunned boy, however Kiba felt drawn.
Kiba: Wait!

He shouted extended his hand to her. Yura turned back before Kiba could reach her and asked with a slight frown.
Yura: What?
Kiba: Look, I'm really sorry about that, um, are you new around here?
Yura: Yeah, I came here for the chunin exams, I didn't really get far though, one of my teammates quit during the test.

She said quickly speaking the lie Kabuto had formulated for her. Yura slightly looked over Kiba, his headband gave away his occupation, Yura backed away slowly and Kiba shouted once again.
Kiba: Wait, I'm not gonna do anything. Um, are you hungry?

Yura turned back once again, only this time she looked confused.
Yura: Huh?
Kiba: Look, I'm sorry about before, let me treat you out as an apology.
Yura: What? Are you crazy? You don't even know me.
Kiba: Yeah, but nobody knows anybody when they first meet them.

Yura lifted an eyebrow, and then quickly blushed as her stomach growled at the idea of something new to eat.
Kiba: I'll take that as a yes.
Yura: Yeah right, you're just trying to be slick aren't you?
Kiba: Well if you don't want to grab something to eat, be my guest.

Kiba turned around began walking away, Yura simply watched with a frown, until once again her stomach growled in defiance. Yura quickly grabbed her stomach and called out.
Yura: Wait.

Kiba stopped with a smug smile before finally turning around.
Yura: Since you want to so bad I guess I can go with you.
Kiba: Whatever you say.

He said running over to her and walking at her side as Akamaru tried to keep up with their pace. Kiba looked down at his small familiar and lifted him up onto his head. Yura for the first time took notice of the small dog and moved over slightly from Kiba, who quickly took notice.
Kiba: Are you scared of dogs?
Yura: N-No, but they don't like me very much.

She said with a blush, Kiba replied with a smiling chuckle.
Kiba: Don't worry, Akamaru doesn't bite, not unless I want him to.
Akamaru: Arf.

He barked in agreement as he happily wagged his tail. Yura stared at the two and looked forward at the road ahead of them.
Kiba: Hey, I forgot, what's your name?
Yura: Doesn't a gentleman introduce himself before asking someone for their name?
Kiba: Well I ain't no gentleman.

He stated proudly, which suprisingly gained a giggled from Yura.
Yura: I hate guys who claim they are. True gentlemen don't need to tell people they're gentlemen. The name's Yura, yours?
Kiba: Kiba, and this is Akamaru.

He said pointing to the small dog on his head, who barked a greeting at the girl who slightly flinched. As both walked side by side Kiba noticed someone he recognized down the street. Ishi looked down the street and noticed Kiba, without giving Neji a chance to stop her she called out to Kiba.
Ishi: Yo, Kiba what are you doing?
Kiba: Oh, no, not Neji.

Yura didn't notice what was happening she was just looking around for a place that looked good. Ishi, with Neji's hand tightly in hers trying to stop him from running away, made her way over to Kiba. When Neji finally turned to Kiba he noticed something next to him and he and Ishi both narrowed their eyes at him.
Neji/Ishi: You don't stay on the rebound long do you?

Finally Yura turned to them with confusion on her face.
Kiba: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Ishi: I mean after all, that you're already on a date.
Yura: Wait, what? No, No.

She said wearing a deep blush as she frantically pointed at Kiba.
Yura: This guy's treating me to something to eat as an apology because he buried his face in my chest.

Ishi and Neji both shot Kiba disgusted looks as Kiba sweated.
Kiba: Wait, she's leaving out important details, like the fact that she fell on me. I had no fault in that, I'm only apologizing because I was staring at her chest and.......um.

Ishi and Neji's look only got worse when Kiba said that. Eyes cast to the ground Kiba asked.
Kiba: I just made things worse didn't I?
Ishi: Yeah.
Neji: I would've left that part out.
Kiba: Anyway, it wasn't like that.
Ishi: What's your name, are you new around here?
Yura: Huh, oh I'm Yura and Yeah I haven't been here long.

Yura looked around and grabbed Kiba's arm before pointing at a restaurant at the end of the corner.
Yura: That place, I wanna eat there.

She shouted eagerly as she jumped around. Of course the restuarant she was pointing to was...
Kiba/Neji: Ichiraku ramen???
Yura: I've never had ramen before.
Ishi: Neji, why don't we go with them, we can make it a double date.

She said with a smile gaining a immediate response of...
Neji/Kiba: Hell no.
Ishi: Alright Neji-kun have it your way, but you know what happens if you don't right?

Neji's eyes went wide and he started sweating, slowly he turned around and said.
Neji: I'll go.

Kiba looked at Ishi with fear in his eyes. What the hell could Ishi have done that was so bad it put the fear of god in Neji of all people? Only minutes later they all sat gathered at the counter of Ichiraku's shop. The old man smiled at Kiba when they arrived, before giving the same response he'd gotten from Neji and Ishi earlier, then he accidentally gave the same reaction, and then got the same look. However at the moment they were all looking at Yura, who had managed to down five bowls of ramen, but not before letting them all cool down. A moment of carelessness caused her to burn her tongue, a gestuire that made Ishi joke about her having a cat's tongue. When the young girl finally noticed the looks she was getting she blushed and looked down.
Yura: Sorry, I just-
Ishi: We're sorry, we didn't mean to stare.

She said trying to ease the embarrassment of her new friend.
Kiba: Yeah, I mean, you're really scarfin' it down, I didn't even see you chew.

Kiba stated with his mouth agape as Ishi quickly slapped him on the back of his head. Neji looked away from Kiba and shook his head before he caught the sound of a familiar voice. Neji sighed and waited for what he had been avoiding since the day before.
Hinata: Did I really do that?

She asked in a shy and quiet voice as her and Mika walked down the street.
Mika: Yep, I think Naruto almost had a heartattack when you did that.

She said explaining the day's events to the girl, though Mika's version was greatly exaggerated to tease Hinata, who felt completely mortified. Mika walked passed Ichiraku and looked in, after gaining a good grip of the situation she smiled at Kiba and said.
Mika: Wow, you don't stay on the rebound long do you?
Kiba: Why does everyone keep saying that?

Hinata and Yura only gazed at Mika with a confused looks on their face. Yura, still eating her food quickly caught on before she swallowed and replied.
Yura: Wait we're not on a date, he's just treating me out because he-
Kiba: Don't you start!!!!

He shouted cutting Yura off before she could cause another scene. Yura flinched with a smile and Kiba sighed.
Kiba: What are you two doing here?
Mika: Having a free day. I have to look over Hinata for the rest of the day.
Neji: Why?

Hinata blushed and Mika chuckled.
Mika: Can't really say to other people, but let's just say she can't hang out with Naruto today.
Kiba: So, what are you doing today?
Hinata: Probably staying at the hyuuga complex.
Ishi: Wait so you're going to be staying at Hinata's house tonight?
Mika: I guess.
Ishi: I guess that means sleepover!

She said with glee in her eyes. Neji rolled his eyes and looked away.
Neji: Great now it'll never be quiet.
Ishi: Maybe I'll hang out with you too when everyone's asleep.

Neji blushed hard and looked down as everyone in the area inwardly chuckled at him. Neji blushing alone was a funny sight, but the way he was doing it made him look like Hinata.
Neji: Ishi-sama, you mustn't say things like that!

He shouted in defense.
Ishi: I know, I'm just kidding, but you looked like you liked the idea.
Neji: Whatever.

He said quickly with his head turned away from her.
Ishi: Why don't you come too?

She asked Yura who, slowly drank her ramen. Yura dropped her bowl and shook her head.
Yura: I can't, you don't really know me that well.
Ishi: Well then why don't we fix that?

She asked as she reached her hand for Yura's forehead. Neji quickly grabbed onto the girl's hand and stated flatly.
Neji: You can't go around doing that to people.
Ishi: BOOO.

Yura however looked over curiously, not knowing how her cover was almost blown.
Mika: Hinata, are you okay with this?
Hinata: I don't mind.
Ishi: Then, I'll go tell the other girls later.
Yura: Sorry, but I should get going.

All heads turned to the girls as she ubruptly stood from her stool and smiled.
Yura: Thank you for the meal.

She said bowwing and turning away from the group. As Yura began to walk down the road Kiba locked his eyes onto the food beneath him.
Neji: Kiba.

He called out to him, Kiba's eyes slowly drifted to Neji as he and Mr. Ichiraku pushed him from the chair and out into the open. Stumbling to his feet, Kiba shouted back.
Kiba What the hell!!!???

As the girls smiled on, both men pointed their heads in the direction that Yura had walked off to. It didn't take long for Kiba to catch on and when he did a massive blush darkened his face. Kiba scratched the back of his head and then ran off after Yura, who hadn't gotten very far away.
Kiba: Hey.
Yura: Hm?

Kiba looked away to hide the blush on his face as he stared down the road. Not at all noticing the heads suddenly sticking out from the Ichiraku ramen stand.
Kiba: You're still new around here right?
Yura: Yeah.
Kiba: Maybe, you know, I could show you around and stuff.
Yura: Huh?

Kiba looked at Yura as she blushed and then he quickly waved his hands around him.
Kiba: N-No, I don't mean, uh, I mean, yeah you know the village is normally cool, but there are all sorts of dangerous people from other villages here right now and it's not safe for a girl like you to be walking around alone.
Yura: Really?

Kiba exhaled deeply and looked back to the stand, where everyone quickly pulled their heads back and pretended they weren't watching.
Yura: Don't worry, I can handle myself.

She said turning away from Kiba who dropped his shoulders in defeat.
Yura: But, I guess I don't mind having a guide. Sure you can keep up dogboy?
Kiba: Sure I can, and don't call me dogboy. Com'n Akamaru.

Yura smiled over at Kiba and continued to walk down the path as her new "guide" followed behind. Neji chuckled with a slight smile on his face.
Hinata: I'm happy for him, maybe they'll make a good couple.
Mika: Yeah, maybe she'll go crazy and attack him.

She said with a sideways smile aimed at Hinata who blushed and playfully pounded on her. Ishi and Neji didn't even bother to find out what Mika meant, even though they were curious, they figured they'd rather not know.

[Flash]
Naruto: So, are you going to train me?
JJ: No, we're gonna find some other patsy to do that.
Naruto: Why not you?
JJ: Because I'm still learning. I really don't know how to teach other people.
Naruto: You mean you've had like, twelve teachers and you can't even copy one of them?
JJ: I'm not saying that, I'm just saying that I don't to. In a nutshell anyway.

Naruto frowned, both boys had been wondering aimlessly ever since they left Naruto's house. Circling the village, they ventured onward looking for someone who teach Naruto. Naruto's eyes drifted to the side, a strange looking man was sitting on a frog staring at a wooden wall. Naruto wandered away from JJ and walked up to the man as JJ watched on with a raised eyebrow.
Naruto: What are you doing?

He asked the white-haired old man. Without even turning to the boy he replied.
????: Research.

Naruto shot a confused look at the man and looked to the side of him before poking a hole through the wall to gaze at what the old man was seeing. JJ shrugged and began to walk away as Naruto asked.
Naruto: What are you researching exactly?
????: The bodies of naked women.

This coment stopped JJ in his tracks, with a quick spin on his heels he hatsily made his way over to the side of both men and poked a hole into the wall as well before gazing through.
JJ: Nice.
????: Isn't it?

He asked relating the young boy. Naruto stepped back and stated.
Naruto: I don't see what's so special.
JJ: Of course not Naruto, you're pretty much a unik for anyone, but Hinata anyway.

The name that the man heard grabbed his attention tighter than the harem of beauties on the other side of the wall.
????: What did you say your name was?
Naruto: Huh, my name is Naruto Uzumaki, what of it?
Jiraiya: So the information was true.

He said looking to the ground, deep in thought, when his eyes gazed back up he looked the boy over carefully.
Naruto: What are you doing?
Jiraiya: You're definitely the same kid I'm thinking about.
Naruto: Do you know me?
JJ: I'm guessing he would.

JJ spoke out with his arms folded, a clear frown on his face.
JJ: Isn't that right, toad sage Jiraiya?
Jiraiya: So you know who I am? Well my name is known far and wide across the five great nations. I guess it's not too much to assume that people can reconize me. Sorry kid, but I don't do autographs.
JJ: I don't want it.

He spoke out with malice in his voice. Jiraiya lifted an eyebrow, but quickly shrugged it off before turning to Naruto:
Naruto: I think I've heard the name Jiraiya before, but where......! Grandpa!?
Jiraiya: What!?

He shouted in shock, Naruto's name for him had thrown him completely off guard.
Jiraiya: Look Naruto, I never had kids...that I know of....so I don't know who told you that, but I am not your grandpa.
Naruto: Well, Mom told me that Dad called you father many times in the past and you often responed to him when he did so, that means that whether legitamate or not you were his father in one way or another, making you my grandfather.

Jiraiya frowned at the boy's logic, not only because he was right, but because he knew things from days before his time. Jiraiya thought hard, thinking back on the rumors he had heard, if Naruto being free was true then the person he was refering to as "mom" being the kyuubi was probably true too. Instead of leaving his thoughts as mere speculation he decided to ask.
Jiraiya: Naruto, how do you know about me?
Naruto: Mom, she told me that you were a really big pervert and you always tried to spy on her in the hotsprings, one time she said she almost caught you, but you leapt on a frog and fled the village for a month.
Jiraiya: Yeah that brings back memories, I miss those days. So how is Yubiki doing?

He asked quickly linking the story to the person despite the numerous similar stories he had like it.
Naruto: She's fine, right JJ?

He said trying to add his friend into the conversation, since he seemed to become extremely distant ever since they found out who they were talking to.
JJ: Yeah, she's cool.

Jiraiya looked deeply at the quiet boy and asked.
Jiraiya: Can you tell me your name kid?
JJ: Norugi Suzaku the 2nd.

Jiraiya looked away, the story of what Orochimaru had done was a rumor that also reached his ears, even though it was a well kept secret, his information network went deep, well able to pull even the smallest bugs from beneath the cracks.
Jiraiya: I truly apologize for what my colleague put you through, I truly....
JJ: I'm not blaming you, just understand that I'm not particularly fond of the three great shinobi. I mean what.....

JJ stopped talking and smiled over at Jiraiya as he whispered.
JJ: Hey Naruto, did you know that sennin are pratically hokage level?
Naruto: Really?
JJ: I think we just found our patsy.
Jiraiya: Wait your what!!

He shouted out at the two boys in front of him.
JJ: You're gonna help us with Naruto's training, for the next round at least.
Jiraiya: And when did I agree to that? I have valuable work to be done.

Jiraiya turned around and faced the wall once again and Naruto frowned, before shouting out.
Naruto: What work, you mean staring through that hole at the naked women bathing on the other side!!!!!!!!!!

Jiraiya's eyes shot open wide as the women stiffened at Naruto's shout. All scattered away, screaming pervert into the sky as Jiraiya's face reeked of defeat.
Naruto: So are you gonna teach me?
Jiraiya: Yubiki raised you rotten.
Naruto: Well, she is a demon, and so am I.

Jiraiya sighed and tried to think, his mind ran a marathon, though he was happy to see Naruto doing so well, right now his mind was set on women and hanging out with a newly teenaged boy and his slightly older teenaged friend didn't have the same appeal. Jiraiya stood to his feet and dismissed his frog before pulling a bag over his shoulder and turning away from Naruto. Before he could even be noticed, he ran with the speed of a horse down the road. Jiraiya never once looked back, he just laughed as he hastily made away from the two boys, but despite his effort, the two happened to be right at his side.
Naruto: So where are we going?

Jiraiya's feet kicked faster, pumping him down the road with tremendous speed, however once again, he found himself caught between the two boys.
Naruto: You're trying to lose us aren't you?

He asked with an expressionless glance.
JJ: It's not gonna work, we're not that easy to lose. After all, I can always trace down your aura, so you won't be able to hide for long, and even if you did Naruto has the byakugan, if you run, we will find you.

Jiraiya pulled both of his legs back and quickly slammed them into the dirt, coming to a complete stop, both boys however, didn't do the same thing and they both went flying trying to stop themselves.
Jiraiya: Let me get this straight....

He said to the two as they both picked themselves up.
Jiraiya: You two intend to follow me until I agree to your terms?
Naruto: I sure do.

He replied with a smile.
JJ: I'm pretty sure you don't have anything better to do if you were just staring into the woman's bath house.
Jiraiya: I have an idea, if you can bring me something with a nice shape like this.

He said tracing out an hourglass figure and then slowly squeezed his palms together.
Jiraiya: And a licious set of lumps in the front. You know whatI mean?
Naruto: ......Yeah I think, I got it. If I find this you'll train me right?
Jiraiya: Sure, why not.
Naruto: Wait-
JJ: I'll stay here and make sure he doesn't try to run away, so you just take your time okay.
Jiraiya: [Dammit.]

He thought to himself. Naruto smiled widely and ran off down the road. JJ watched him off as Jiraiya slowly tried to walk away from the scene.
JJ: Don't even think about it, I can always just-

By the time JJ turned around he was talking to a stuff doll shaped completely like the white haired senin previously behind him.
JJ: So that's how you want to play it? You are shrewd old man, but not good enough to stop me.

Jiraiya laughed loudly, proud of being able to shake off JJ without giving much effort. However, before he could eve finish walking down the road the young brown skinned boy was waiting on him with his back pressed against a tree. JJ lifted his head to Jiraiya and smiled.
JJ: You know, I'm pretty sure considering that you're a sennin, you know of the hidden darkness village, right? Of course you do, all of the great shinobi like you have heard of it, and I'm also sure that whispers of my name and status in that village did not escape your informaton network, am I right Jiraiya-sama? I'd advise you not watse your time trying to lose me.
Jiraiya: It's good to see you caught up, but if I truly wanted to lose you, I would have done it by now.
JJ: No, you wouldn't. I can already tell that unlike Orochimaru, who probably gained the ability through forbidden means, you can't suppress your aura, and so long as I can see that, you could travel hundreds of miles away and I'd still find you.

He said pushing himself from the tree. Jiraiya smiled as he walked toward the boy.
Jiraiya: I see that the praises of young Norugi Suzaku was not mispoken. The youngest jounin to emerge from the darkness village.
JJ: So, you're going to try and run away from Naruto, just like you did so many years ago?

Jiraiya frowned at the young boy and asked flatly.
Jiraiya: What do you mean?
JJ: Naruto may be good and sometimes really smart, but just like I learned about myself, there are times when Naruto really is just a kid. He doesn't blame you, but you could've stopped the sealing if you wanted to. You had no problem leaving the village when it happened, what would've been the harm in taking him with you, instead of subjecting him to darkness. That's what I hate about you "three great shinobi". One ran away from his feelings, one betrayed all just to attain something he could never attain, and the last ran away from her responsibilties to wallow in sadness. Great my ass, I don't know what you're planning on doing, when you leave or if you even planned on coming back, but I will not let you leave Naruto after he finally met you for the first time.

Jiraiya smiled at JJ and slowly waved his finger from side to side.
Jiraiya: While I can't speak up for my teammates I can at least defend myself. You were right on a lot of points, but there were many times when I did try to run away with Naruto.

JJ looked at the sennin with shock in his eyes.
Jiraiya: It was about the seventh time that Sarutobi-sensei told me something. If I had managed to take Naruto away, I would have been classified as a missing nin, not only that, but any hunter nin who came after me would make Naruto their first target, while I don't mind putting my life on the line, doing the same for Naruto is something completely different. If they sealed him away, he may have been lonely, but at least he was safe.

Jiraiya stated with a smile. JJ stared for a while before smiling back at the white-haired sennin.
JJ: Heh, maybe you're not so bad old man.
Jiraiya: You were just trying to get answers out of me weren't you?
JJ: I was taught that the best way to ask a question, is to ask without asking. Anyway, you're going to stay here with us.
Jiraiya: Only if Naruto can keep up his part of the deal.
JJ: Hehe, don't worry this is Naruto we're talking about, he'll be back with the-
Naruto: I'm back!!!!
JJ: See.

JJ and Jiraiya turned as Naruto ran down the road with a hourglass shaped watermelon tight in his grip, causing both waiting for him to stare on with incredulous looks on their faces.
Naruto: I brought one Hentai-jiichan, now you'll train me right?
Jiraiya: Hentai-jiichan?
JJ: I'm guessing that's you.

Naruto dropped the melon in front of them and JJ stared and the two lumps in the front of the watermelon with questions flying through his head.
JJ: How the hell did you manage to find a watermelon with tits?
Naruto: It wasn't easy.

He said clearing the smile from his face and returned to his normal personality.
Naruto: I just figured that Hentai-jiichan had really specific tastes.
JJ:......This is the hottest watermelon I've ever seen.

He stated staring deeply at it.
Jiraiya: Hmm.

Jiraiya walked over to the melon and with a single hand motion he sliced it into many different parts. The display caused both boys watching to clap in awe, within moments the three were sitting next to each other eating the melon. Naruto chomped down a big bite and gathered all of the seeds into one part of his cheek before he turned to JJ, who quickly caught on to what he was about to do.
JJ: Don't even thiink it.

Naruto smiled and spit the seeds like a machine gun at JJ. who frowned and gathered the seeds in his mouth as well before spitting the back at Naruto. Both entered a bout of seed spitting at one another, neither trying to dodge to other's volley, too occupied with their own assualt. Jiraiya looked at them both and shook his head.
Jiraiya: How childish.

He said with a smile. Both boys looked at him and, then at each other, then at Jiraiya again. Before the sennin could even move or speak out in protest seeds were flying at him from all directions. Jiraiya tried his best to stop the volley, but failed miserably. Jiraiya grabbed all of the remaining pieces of melon and bit into them all. Jiraiya's cheeks grew large and he smiled half way at the boys as they both realized what was coming next. When he opened his mouth, a large mass of seeds showed inside his mouth as he launched them all at the boys, who could do little more than pray that they survive. When the shower landed Jiraiya wiped his mouth and turned away.
Jiraiya: But if you're going to be childish at least be the best at it.

He said as he preceded to walk away, Naruto emerged from the many seeds and shouted.
Naruto: Hentai-jiichan what about my training?
Jiraiya: You didn't keep your part of the deal.
Naruto: But I brought the melon.
Jiraiya: While I did want melons, I didn't want fruit.

Naruto however, didn't understand the coment Jiraiya had made. He simply tilted is head to the side and stared on.
JJ: He wanted a girl.
Naruto: Ohhh.

He said slamming his hand into his fist. Jiraiya sighed and turned back to the boy with a frown.
Jiraiya: Why the hell would you think I was talking about fruit?
Naruto: You should be more specific.

Jiraiya looked at aruto with confusion ecthed into his face.
JJ: Naruto is kind of oblivious on things like that. He can only think like that with his girlfriend.
Jiraiya: Really, you've got a girlfriend?

He asked, his interest in the boy suddenly revived.
Naruto: Yeah, why?
Jiraiya: Hehe, you don't look it, but you're a pretty sly one. Who is she, have I heard of her?
Naruto: Her name is Hinata, she's really cute and sweet, and...awesome.

He said with dreamy eyes.
JJ: You're thinking of what would've happened if I didn't help you earlier aren't you?
Naruto: Maybe.

He said wiping some stray saliva from his mouth.
Jiraiya: Wait, wait, wait, wait,..........wait. Do you mean little Hinata Hyuuga, Hiashi Hyuuga's little girl? The bashful girl that was always hiding behind stuff. You mean you scored that little cutie? Good job. Way to stuff it in his craw.

He said with a large smile that gained a confused look from Naruto.
Naruto:: Huh?
Jiraiya: Nevermind, just know that that makes me proud of you. You do good kid.
Naruto: Thanks, I guess.

Naruto said with a sideways glance. Jiraiya looked over Naruto, his curiousity building higher.
Jiraiya: Look kid, I'll give you one more chance to win me over. If you can bring me a cute girl I'l train you okay.

Naruto smiled, but soon thought of what to do. When he thought of a beautiful woman he kept thinking of Hinata. It wasn't that he couldn't find other women beautiful, but because earlier that day Hinata had kind of attack him in a sexy craze. Her image wouldn't leave his head.
JJ: Naruto maybe I could help you.
Jiraiya: No, he has to do it himself.
Naruto: Really?

He said going back into thought, then it hit him. With a smile Naruto put together a sign that made JJ cringe.
JJ: Not that!

JJ quickly turned around and hid his eyes as Jiraiya stared in wonder.
Naruto: Sexy jutsu: Art of the twin goddesses!

Suddenly a cloud of smoke hid Naruto from sight. Jiraiya's eyes nearly shot from his head when two blonde beauties emerged from the smoke, completely nude save for some smoke still covering the naughty parts. Both girls blused and hugged each other as they smiled on.
Naruto: Hello, my name is Nira.
Naruto: And my name is Nera.
Nira/Nera: And we are all yours.

They said shile blowing a small kiss at Jiraiya. Blood dropped from Jiraiya's nose like a fountian, ceaselessly.
Nira: Now will-
Nera: you train us-
Nira/Nera: Jiraiya-sama?

They asked as Nira pulled Nera's head into her breasts. Which caused Jiraiya to lose far more blood than the body can handle. JJ however, managed to cover his ears so he couldn't hear what was happening behind him.
Jiraiya: Yes you pass!!!!!
Nira/Nera: Really?

They asked with glee.
Jiraiya: Yes, but you um, have to stay like that the whole time.
Nira/Nera: No deal.

They said both dropping all of the glee they had just exhibited. Jiraiya frowned and folded his arms.
Jiraiya: Okay, how about this, I'll teach you, and as tuition, you will use that jutsu, and do poses as I take pictures for my research.
Nira:........Okay, I guess-
Nera: You have to teach us some useful stuff.
JJ: I can't believe he agreed to that.
Jiraiya: All right then, let the training begin.

Naruto dropped his jutsu and smiled at JJ as they all follwed behind the old Sennin.

[Flash]
Konohamaru: Ow, hold back a little Yu.
Yu: It's your fault, you've been slacking again, you're supposed to be our leader.
Hanabi: Don't be so hard on him, you were trained by your brother.

Yukari looked back with a look of anger ecthed into her face.
Yu: That man is not my brother.
Hanabi: Right, sorry.

Yukari caught herself and shook her head.
Yu: My bad, I didn't mean to act that way, it's just-
Hanabi: I know.

Konohamaru stood to his feet and held his fists out.
Konohamaru: I'm ready.
Moegi: No Konohamaru-kun, you can't keep this up.

She stated bringing his many wounds to his attention. At the moment he was facing off against Yukari Uchiha, someone who at many times had been told that she had skils at only ten years old that would rank her as a chunin. Konohamaru had very little chance of beating the girl, but he was going to try, he had to.
Konohamaru: LET'S GO!!!!

He shouted as he ran into battle. Yukari's eyes flashed red, her sharingan blazing trough, however suddenly it changed, before Konohamaru could even finish stepping forward Yukari was at his back with her dagger held tightly at his throat as she whispered into his ear with a seductive tone.
Yu: You lose, leader-san.

She said releasing Konohamaru from her grip. Hanabi looked at her and asked.
Hanabi: Was that a new sharingan?
Yu: Yeah, I got it years ago, I just figured out how to use it though. If I can master this I'll be unstoppable.
Konohamaru: H-Hey, that's cheating!
Yu: It's not my felt you don't have a kekkai genkai. So, don't go around blame me, why do you want to challenge me anyway?
Konohamaru: Because I'm the leader of this group, so I have to be strongest.

He said with his eyes cast to the ground as all others stared down at him.
Konohamaru: Right now, that guy is probably hard at work, developing something amazing. That's why after he becomes hokage, I have to be strong, that way I won't get left behind.
Hanabi: You know, in order to be Hokage you'd have to one-up Naruto-kun.
Udon: Yeah and that's gonna be hard. 'sniff'
Konohamaru: Yes, but I will be stronger than even him.
Yu: Really, how can you do that when you can't even beat me?
Konohamaru: I'll beat you too Yukari.

He said standing to his feet as the wind behind him blew his scarf forward and the sunlight shone behind his back.
Yu: Is that so?
Konohamaru: Yes it's so, and I say it because it's true, and on that day when I become hokage, all kunoichi will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!!

Udon looked around as all the girls, who there were more of than boys, looked at Konohamaru with anger at his final comment. Udon suddenly caught a visual of the girls before him wearing tight overly small skirts and something other than snot began to drip down his nose.
Hanabi: Suddenly I don't feel like training with him anymore.
Yu: Me either, let's go see what your sister is doing.

They said slightly before walking away. Konohamaru pulled his arms back and frowned.
Konohamaru: Man, can't they take a joke?

[Flash]
Zabuza: You want me to do what!?
Raizen: Train me, please.
Zabuza: Why the hell should I do that?

Raizen frowned and folded his arms ad he sat back in front of the waterfall. It had been the meeting place for him and his secret friends for a while. However, never did Raizen make such an unreasonable request as this before.
Haku: Raizen-kun, I know you really want this, but I don't think-
Raizen: Please, I beg you.

He said bowing down his head to the two. Haku stared back at Zabuza who sighed and asked.
Zabuza: Why not get Kakashi to do it, he's your teacher, not me.
Raizen: He's busy.

He said raising his head, showing his eyes to the two in front of him. Zabuza stared deeply into Raizen's eyes and stood to his feet.
Zabuza: You see that bouder over there?
Raizen: Huh?

Raizen asked as he turned to the object. A large boulder standing tall enough to block the mighty waterfall behind them.
Raizen: Yeah.
Zabuza: Break it.
Raizen: What, there's no way I can break that thing.

Zabuza stared down with disinterest in his eyes and turned away from Raizen.
Raizen: Wait where are you going?
Zabuza: I not wastin' my time teaching you.
Raizen: Wha?

Zabuza began walking away and Haku only shook her head at the boy. Raizen frowned ad stood to his feet with a quick charge, he punched fiercely into the boulder shattering his hand. Raizen fell to his knees in pain and Zabuza turned back to look at him.
Zabuza: Come with me.
Raizen: But I didn't break it.
Zabuza: I never expected you to, I just wanted you to try.

Raizen gave Zabuza a puzzled look and Zabuza pulled his sword from his back.
Zabuza: A strong man knows his limits, a stronger man breaks those limits until he reaches new ones. Then he breaks those too.

He said with a smile.
Zabuza: I only have one condition.
Raizen: Yeah?
Zabuza: You hide nothing from me, I want to know everything you're capable of if you want me to train you.
Raizen: But-
Haku: Don't worry, we're not exactly the type to spread secrets.

Raizen smiled and stood to his feet, with the two missing nin, he disappeared into the forest.

[Flash]
Kiba: I've been meaning to ask you something.

He spoke out to his companion who slowing turned to him with a popsickle in her mouth.
Kiba: Why are you wearing that hat? It's not really hot out today.
Yura: Because I want to.

She said turning away from him with a huff, only making Kiba more curious.
Kiba: Let me see.
Yura: No.
Kiba: Com'n.

He said moving closer, causing Yura to move away from him. Kiba's eyes went wide and Yura moved back further.
Kiba: Wait, look out.

Yura looked back and she stepped to the edge of a hill. Her reflexes failed her on the incline and she went tembling down. Kiba ran to her and jumped down just in time to stop her, however dug her claws into the dirt just in time to stop herself, but not before her hat could fall off. Kiba watched as Yura's hair slowly desended from the hat with a brillant glow. Yura slowly turned to Kiba and blushed at the look he was giving her. With her hair also her ears became known. Yura quickly covered her head and glared at Kiba.
Yura: [Damn, he's seen them. If he tells anyone, it'll cause a frenzy. I have to kill him, it's the only way.]

She thought to herself as Kiba stared at her, however Kiba smiled and said.
Kiba: So that's what you were hiding, here.

He said putting the hat back on Yura's head confusing the girl to no end.
Kiba: Suddenly you saying dogs "don't like you" makes a lot of sense.

Yura looked at Kiba as he stood to his feet and held his hand out to her.
Yura: You're not scared?

Kiba lifted an eyebrow and then laughed at the girl.
Kiba: Why the hell would be scared of you?
Yura: These ears aren't fakes.

She said to him as she sat up. Kiba sighed and replied.
Kiba: I kind of noticed that, you know.
Yura: You're weird.

She said covering her ears.
Kiba: Look, if you're so self-concious about it put your hat back on.

He said holding out the hat to her, without even a second to think she snatched it and slammed it back on her head.
Yura: Why are you so calm?
Kiba: Why shoudln't I be?
Yura: You know what my ears mean don't you?
Kiba: Yeah, you're not human. So?

Yura once again stared at Kiba with wonder in her eyes.
Kiba: I don't know if you've noticed, but you're not that out of place here. Three of my friends are demons, one of my freinds is a dragon, and I believe there's a double S class demon struting around like she owns the place somewhere around here.
Yura: I have noticed, but-

Kiba frowned and grabbed tightly onto Yura's hand as he dragged her up the hill as Akamaru quickly ran behind them. Once they reached the street Kiba pulled off Yura's hat and pushed her into the middle of the street. Yura froze, she wanted to run, but within minutes she was surrounded.
Yura: No.

She whispered as she shrunk down in fear. She closed her eyes and waited for the shouts to fly at her.
Nana: Cute.

Spoke out a little girl, the first from the crowd to speak. Yura turned to her and blushed, no one had ever called her cute before. The entire crowd closed in on her, throwing praises and compliments. Yura suddenly smiled as Kiba smiled on her. Moments later Yura had made her way away from the crowd and looked at Kiba.
Yura: Wait here a second.
Kiba: Huh?

He watched as Yura walked into a small booth and began shuffling around. Kiba stared as Akamaru barked at a small bug. Kiba looked down to Akamaru and shouted.
Kiba: Hey don't do that, what would Shino say?
Akamaru: 'whine'.

Suddenly Yura peeked her head from the booth and called out.
Yura: Promise you won't laugh.
Kiba: Kaaay.

He said in an ackward way. Yura blushed and stepped from the booth and Kiba blushed with her. Yura had cut a hole in her pants to allow her tail to slip through, also granting her a little more comfort as she moved around.
Kiba: Kawaii.

He said silently, but because of Yura's ears she still managed to hear it, which made her blush deeper.
Yura: This is only because it's more comfortable this way, not because I wanted you to oggle me.

She said shortly before walking passed him. Kiba smiled and made is way after her, completely oblivious to something watching over them both.
Kabuto: Orochimaru-sama, is it wise to let her do as she wishes?

He asked a small orange-haired child.
Orochimaru: As long as Yura completes her mission I couldn't care less what she does in her free time.

The child said standing to his feet.
Orochimaru: Besides, she's still a child, let her enjoy this village before it meets its end.

Orochimaru in his henge turned away from Kabuto and walked away from the roof as Kabuto continued to look down on Yura.
Orochimaru: Kabuto, we have more pressing matters to attend to, follow me.
Kabuto: Yes, Orochimaru-sama.

He said as he followed behind his master.

[Flash]
Naruto: Summoning jutsu!!!

Naruto shouted as he slammed his hand on the ground. However, like many times before, the only results he attained were that of a small tadpole. Naruto frowned and growled in frustration.
Jiraiya: Ha, you really think you can beat me kid? You're years too young to even challenge me. now Red eyes Black Dragon, attack and destroy his life points.
JJ: Hold on, you're rushing in made you forget my trap card, and you've just activated it. I call of the haunted, just like you just did by taking my red eyes, I'll bring back one of your cards from your graveyard, and I choose your dark magician girl!

He said as the card flew to his hands.
JJ: Because of the dark magician I destroyed and the two in my graveyard, Magica gets a 900 point boost, bringing her to 2900 attack points.
Jiraiya: No way!!
JJ: And I'm not done yet, I also play axe of despair! By equipping this to Magica she jumps to 3600 attack points more than enough to take down your red eyes, but also enough to take down the rest of you life points. Now Magica, destroy his red eyes.
Jiraiya: Dammit!

Naruto's forehead twitched and he turned to them in anger.
Naruto: Will you guys quit play that stupid card game and help me!!!!

Both of Naruto's companions turned to him with a huff, their buzz thoroughly killed. JJ sighed before picking u his cards and waving too the dark magician girl, and the other illusions he and Jiraiya had made to bring realism to the game, before dropping his justu and putting away his cards.
Jiraiya: Way to kill the fun, kid.
JJ: Yeah.
Naruto: Why are you playing a game when you should be helping me train!?

Naruto shouted at the two. JJ scarcthed his ear and looked away from his younger teammate.
JJ: Dude you've been trying, unsuccessfullly, for the last two hours, Im not gonna sit here watching that all day.
Naruto: Then at least train with me.
JJ: I already know how to summon, I always have.
Naruto: Then teach me a way to do it.
JJ: No, I'm never teaching you anything again. Like, like remember when I tried to teach you how to walk on water?

[Flashback]
Naruto and JJ stood near the end of a river as JJ monitored Naruto's chakra flow into his feet.
Naruto: Now?
JJ: No, you need to focus a little more.

After a small pause Naruto grew impatient.
Naruto: Now?
JJ: No, you need to focus more.
Naruto: .............Now?
JJ: No!!!!
Naruto: .........................Now?
JJ: Goddammit Naruto, NOT NOW!!!!!
Naruto: Now, okay.

He said as he hopped onto the water. Naruto stood on it for about have a second before he plundged into the cold water. Naruto struggled to get his head above water as a small arrow appeared above his head with text that read "can't swim". JJ stared at Naruto with a blank stare as he coldly stated.
JJ: I'm not helping you because you won't learn anything if I do.

[Flashforward]
Jiraiya: .....You really didn't help him?
JJ: Damn straight I didn't.
Naruto: I almost drowned.
JJ: Yeah, but you learned how to walk on water didn't you?

Naruto frowned and looked over to Jiraiya.
Naruto: You should be more active, I've been summoning tadpoles for two hours, tell me what I'm doing wrong.

Jiraiya sighed and sat down in front of Naruto.
Jiraiya: Do you know how to activate your fox demon chakra without changing your form?
Naruto: Yeah, but it's hard to do.
Jiraiya: Why is that?
JJ: Let me guess. When you trained under Yubiki you were always in your pre-transformation state weren't you?
Naruto: Yeah, but how did you-?
JJ: You always resort to it in a fight, even before you go any further, it kind of seems like a default setting sometimes.
Jiraiya: So, you're used to having a lot of power, but not limiting it. Alright, this time Naruto I want you to use as much chakra as you can without forcing out too much, hmmm. Norugi, you said you could summon, right? Can you show him?

JJ lifted his head and nodded.
JJ: Only this once.

Spread his arms apart as before he began to form lightning fast seals. Once finished, he lifted his right hand into the air and slamed it into the ground.
JJ: Great summoning: Black wolf, Dingo!!!!

With his words a cloud of smoke appeared around him and accompanied by it a wolf standing twenty feet tall. The wolf's chakra went through the roof, it's sheer presence seemed to crush everything in the area. However JJ and Jiraiya seemed completly unfazed by the beast's presence.
Naruto: What is he?
Dingo: Norugi, did you summon me just to show off again?

He growled to his young summoner.
JJ: No, I did it so that I could help me teammate. I may be needing your help again soon though, can I count on you when that time comes.
Dingo: Of course, so long as I feel like it.
JJ: See, Naruto this is all you have to do.

He said as he dispeled Dingo. Naruto smiled and replied.
Naruto: So all I have to do is focus a lot of chakra and I can summon?

He said as he focused a blinding amount of chakra into his hands before cycling through a round of seals. Naruto slammed his hand into the ground with so much chakra in it that a large flash of red flew into the sky. What resulted from Naruto's attempt to summon however was nothing more than a thirty meter tadpole. The three shinobi in the area stared emptily at the giant tadpole in silence before JJ finally broke it by saying.
JJ: That's a big ass tadpole.

[FLASH]
Night had fallen on the peaceful village, embracing everything the moon touched with an illuminous glow that made even the simple leaves in the trees sparkle like a glow of starlight. Hinata stared out into the sky as the other girls around her talked on about random things. Hinata turned to them, convincing Tenten to leave Lee's bedside was quite a feat, but Ishi somehow managed to do it, she started to think, maybe Ishi didnt just read minds, but somehow also knew how the mind worked. Mika sat up and walked over to Hinata before sitting next to her.
Mika: What's wrong? You've been acting weird ever since we picked up everyone.

Hanabi looked over to her sister, she hadn't noticed that Hinata was acting weird. Hinata turned away from Mika and stared out the window once again.
Hinata: Mika-neechan.

Mika almost fell from her chair when she heard Hinata call her that. It was the first time that Hinata had ever called her that, but it was nothing next to the bombshell that Hinata dropped after that.
Hinata: W-What is sex like?

All conversation ceased and all faces in the room became completely red. Hinata continued to gaze out of the window, not really realizing she had asked the question out loud yet. Sakura almost choked on air when she heard that, from Hinata of all people. Mika was taken aback, all girls completely forgetting that there were two younger girls in the room. Hanabi and Yukari looked at each other and then placed headphones over their ears. That was a conversation the definitely didn't want to overhear.
Mika: What the hell makes you think I know!!!!!????
Hinata: B-Because you're older.

Hinata finally blushed after she realized what she had asked. Mika jumped back and shouted.
Mika: That's nice Hinata, just because I'm older than you, I know what sex is like? Is that it Hinata? Well Ishi's older than all of us.

Ishi lifted her head and blushed as an arrow appeared over her head with the text that read "15 years old."
Mika: Does that make her a slut?
Ishi: Hey, hey leave me out of this!!!! If you want to know about stuff that, ask Ino, she knows alot about it!
Ino: The hell I do, I probably know just as much as you. Ask Sakura, she seems willing for both of her teammates.
Sakura: Don't throw me in there, bitch. Leave me out of this entire thing. If you want to know ask Tenten, she around Lee enough.
Tenten: I knew it was gonna come to me, don't you dare try to insinuate that I've done it before.

All of the girls entered a long shout match as Hinata stared on at the chaos she had unintentionally caused. Hanabi nodded her head as the song heated up. Yukari looked over and pushed her and chuckled as Hanabi frowned at her.
Ishi: Wait!!!!!

She shoouted at the top of her voice.
Ishi: First off, Hinata, we'd all think you'd be the one of us who would know the most since you sleep in the same bed as you boyfriend.

Hinata blushed and opened her mouth to protest, but Ishi liffted her hand.
Ishi: Second, before we continue this, Hanabi, Yukari.

Both girls turned to Ishi and readied themselves to listen.
Ishi: Can you please excuse us for a while?

She said doing the adult thing. Both girls nodded as they stood to their feet, Ishi looked up and stopped the girls before she added.
Ishi: And Neji-kun, will you please stop easedropping?

There was no reply, all that came was the sound of footsteps speeding down the hall. Hanabi sweatdropped, completely mortified by her family at the moment. First Hinata's question, then Neji doing something so out of character that it seemed like she had stepped into an alternate world.
Yu: What are we going to do?
Hanabi: How about we play that card game again?
Yu: Sure, I call the dragon deck!
Hanabi: Hey, no fair!

They shouted as they ran down the hall. Hiashi looked up from his chair and smiled. It was so loud tonight, but without his daughters there, he had missed the sound of laughter. It seemed calming to him.
Hinata: I didn't mean it like that, I-I'm sorry, I just-
Mika: No problem, I guess I kind of over-reacted. With what happened today it's no wonder that you'd ask that.

Hinata and Mika stared in silence for a moment before Tenten finally asked in curiousity.
Tenten: Um.....what happened exactly?

Mika turned to her with a smile before she opened her mouth to answer, but Hinata quickly covered her mouth with a massive blush gracing her face.
Hinata: Nothing happened, nothing at all.
Ino:.....Did Naruto cop a feel or something?
Hinata: Nothing happened!

She shouted at her friends. Ishi wasn't even going to guess, she just walked over to Hinata and gently touched her forehead. Hinata blushed as she looked up at Ishi who returned her gaze with a devilish grin.
Ishi: Wow, I never knew you were like that Hinata.

Hinata blushed blood red and he other girls stared hard.
Sakura: What happened!?

She shouted, her curiousity completely taking her over. After a long and greatly embarrassing explanation Hinata buried her face in her pillow as the other girls blushingly looked at her.
Sakura:.......Wow.
Ino: I know........Dammit, why couldn't I have been there, that must have been priceless.
Hinata: How were you able to see that memory when I can't even remember it!!!!???

She shouted at Ishi. Ishi smiled back and answered.
Ishi: I can read memories that a person's experienced, not what they remember, however, I have to look for a specific thing or else I just wonder through the mind forever. But unfortunately for me, I also feel the same things as the person felt at that moment.

She said she walked away from her. Ishi folded her arms and asked loudly.
Ishi: Okay, anyone got any good advice for Hinata?
Ino: Not a thing.
Sakura: Nothing here either.
Tenten: I couldn't say.
Mika: I think-

She said gaining everyone's attention.
Mika: Hinata, if you asked me, then that must mean you don't want to ask an adult, right? It's not like you're saying you want to do it, you're just curious because of something that happened, right? So, I think that you should ask Norugi-kun.

Everyone stared at her for a second before Ino snapped her fingers.
Ino: Yeah, he seems to know alot, maybe he could give you some advice.
Sakura: But he's always hanging around Naruto, wouldn't he tell him about it?
Tenten: I don't think so, he doesn't seem like the type of guy who'd tell secrets.
Ino: And sometimes he seems more mature than even Sasuke and Neji. He'd be the best person to ask.

Hinata buried her face into her pillow again as she reminded herself never to ask questions like that to her friends again. At the moment she just wished they'd forget she even asked.

[Flash]
Naruto: Guys, Guys get up!

He shouted waking his two sleeping companions. JJ sat up and stretched, resisting the urge to twist Naruto's head off for waking him up. Jiraiya simply opened an eye and sighed.
Jiraiya: What is it kid?
Naruto: I finally know how to do it.
JJ: Naruto, so help me if you didn't, I promise I will eat you.

He said standing the his feet. Naruto shot him an arrogant smile and replied.
Naruto: Then I guess I'm not gonna get eaten today.

He said as he began cycling through seals. With hand filled with red chakra, he slapped the ground. The result was a large toad with a pipe in his mouth staring down at them.
Gamabunta: What is the meaning of this!!!!????

He shouted, his voice boomed as thunder crackling from the heavens, trees shook and the three looked at the giant toad as Jiraiya smiled at Naruto.
Jiraiya: Well, I'll be damned. He managed to do it in a day.

Gamabunta looked down at Naruto and frowned as he blow the smoke from his pip into the young child's face.
Naruto: 'Cough' 'cough!!!

Gamabunta looked down at Naruto's scroll and sighed.
Gamabunta: Don't tell that it was this whelp who managed to summon me.
Naruto: Yeah now you work for me!

He shouted with arrogance. Gamabunta's head twitched as he quickly pulled the sword from his back and slammed it down at Naruto, who quickly dodged te attack with little effort.
Gamabunta: How dare you tell me that I am to work for you. I work for no one. I'll bet you're the one whose been summon my children all day as well aren't you!?

He shouted down at the boy who sweatdropped.
Gamabunta: Even Gamazuchi and he took forever to get back to sleep. Do you have any idea how loud he cries!!!!!!!!???????

He shouted at Naruto who assumed that he was talking about the giant tadpole that he had summon earlier.
Gamabunta: I will not ally myself with you.

He said as he turned away from Naruto who became infuriated by the act.
Naruto: Goddammit, I am the son of Minato Namikaze and someday I will surpass him. I will not be talked to like this by you, you overgrown appetizer! If you refuse me then I'll make you recognize me as your master! Do you hear me you anphibious son of a bitch!!!!!

Gamabunta's face completely twisted and his eyes lockeed onto Naruto. Jiraiya's eyes went wide and JJ stared at Gamabunta.
JJ: Did he just pick a fight with a giant frog?
Jiraiya: RUN!!!!!

He souted as he grabbed JJ and headed as far away from Naruto as possible. JJ frowned and slammed his feet on th ground, if Naruto got in any trouble, he was ready to jump in.
Gamabunta: Is that so you little shit? Fine, if you can survive my onslaught or prove your worth to me. I'll be at your command, so show me what you've got!

He said to the small boy, before grabbing tightly onto his blade. Naruto smiled and prepared himself as well.
Naruto: I'll show you what I can do.

[Music que: The meaning of life-by The Offspring.]
Naruto flipped back and dodged a low slash Gamabunta aimed at him, and with that single dodged he landed on top of the sword and charged up to Gamabunta's face. Before he could get close Gamabunta took a deep breath and blew Naruto from his arm with a powerful gust of wind. Naruto rolled through the trees and slammed onto the ground with tremendous force. With a quick roll Naruto was back to his feet and running at the giant toad. Gamabunta frowned at Naruto's tenacity and puffed up his cheeks before spitting a massive ball of water at the small boy. Naruto leapt into the air and dodged the attack before he slammed together a quick round of seals.
Naruto: Wind style: Crushing Gale jutsu!!!

Naruto threw forward his arms and a powerful wind rushed from his arms and slammed into Gamabunta's head, pushing him slightly off balance. Naruto took advantage of the situation and created ten clones that grabbed his arm and spun him down toward the frog, who failed to regain his balance before the punch landed into his head. gamabunta slightly stumbled, completely shocked that the boy's hit actually managed to hurt him. Naruto flipped onto Gamabunta's head after the hit and ran down to his back as his clones scattered around the frog's body. Gamabunta jumped into the air and flipped back causing all of the Narutos to fly from him. The clones vanshed and Naruto flipped down to his feet before hitting the ground. Gamabunta landed only feet in front of the boy and the shockwave creating by Gamabunta's mighty form sent Naruto flying back. Naruto's eyes turned red as Gamabunta swung his hand at him. Naruto quickly created clone and it threw him under the fist just in time to dodge the attack. Naruto hit the ground and ran under Gamabunta face before he leapt into a spinning unppercut. Even with his fox power, Naruto only managed to move the mighty toad's head. Naruto grabbed onto Gamabunta's head and flipped himself higher into the air before he created fifty clones. All descended t the same time and slammed their fists into Gamabunta's body.
Naruto: Thundrous echo!!!!!

This attack however managed to bring the mighty behemoth to his knees. Naruto flipped back as his clones linked him into a whip and swung him down into a powerful kick that sent Gamabunta spinning through the trees. A the giant toad wiped his mouth and stood to his feet he gazed up at the boy hurling down at him a s a spiral sphere in his hands.
Gamabunta: The rasengan!?

Naruto prepared to slam the attack into Gamabunta, but his opponent prepared for his attack with an attack of his own. He launched another water bullet at the boy, this one wa too strong even for the rasengan to absorb. Naruto was pushed back into the air and Gamabunta flipped into the air with his hand held out. With a powerful slap he slammed Naruto into the ground. Naruto rolled unconcious to the ground and the toad landed next to him with a smile.
Gamabunta: Impressive.

Without even a second's delay JJ had made his way down to Naruto. Gamabunta smiled at him as well before saying.
Gamabunta: Don't worry the boy will live.
JJ: I know that, but you could've killed him.
Gamabunta: That too was nothing for you to worry about. If at any moment during our fight I felt that the boy couldn't dodge one of my slashes, I would've stopped. I have to admit, it wasn't a long battle, but he managed to land a couple of good hits on me. It wasn't until he used the rasengan that I realized he could actually have beaten me.
JJ: Really?

He asked checking over Naruto.
Gamabunta: Even demons pale when facing me. But this boy feels different, he isn't a demon, but not human either. He's something completely different.
JJ: What do you mean?
Gamabunta: You mean you haven't felt it honorable Fou-lu?
JJ: I did feel something, but it didnt seem that special.
Gamabunta: I see, so being in that boy's body has dulled your senses some. We with senses as ours could easily tell, this boy is going to became something we've never seen before.

He said as he looked over to the summoning scroll.
Gamabunta: And I think I want to be there when he finds that out for himself.

He said as he lifted the boy and placed him on his head.
JJ: What are you doing?
Gamabunta: I will take him to the hospital, and tell him that I will agree to be his ally, but since he lost, he works for me, not the other way around.

With those words left behind him Gamabunta hopped away. JJ smiled and then hun his head.
JJ: My friend, I have noticed, but I don't think Naruto is yet ready to know just how special he is.

JJ silently whispered as he walked back through the forest to where Jiraiya waited smiling on like a proud father watching his son set off into the world.
Jiraiya: Naruto, you truly are amazing.

[Flash]
Yura stretched as she finally woke up from her nap. Yura looked to her side, figuring that Kiba would have left by now, but to her surprise, like a watchful and loyal dog, he stayed by her side. Yura waking up suddenly caused Akamaru to stir, and in turn Kiba woke up as well.
Yura: When did I fall asleep?

She asked Kiba who just blushed as he recalled.
Kiba: Well first we came to the park then you left the bench and stretched out on the grass, before I even knew it, you curled into a ball and slept soundly on the ground.

Yura thought back and blushed too.
Kiba: It was probably the cutest thing I've ever seen.

He said looking away from her as Yura blushed deeper and silently said.
Yura: Forget you ever saw that please.

Yura looked to the sky and jumped.
Yura: [He'll kill me]

She thought as she burst into a sprint.
Kiba: Wait.

Yura spun on her heels toward Kiba and impatiently waited for him to speak.
Kiba: I'll be here tomorrow.
Yura: What makes you think I care?

She replied in a mock tone.
Kiba: I'll be waiting.

Was all he said with a smile. Yura blushed as she whispered.
Yura: Okay.

Before running off, Akamaru looked over to Kiba and barked lowly.
Akamaru: Arf. [Smooth]

Kiba called out to Akamaru and walked away from the park with a large smile on his face. Yura walked toward a far end of the village secluded in the forest. All around her bodies laid strown across the ground. Yura cleared her face and walked forward, in the darkest part of the forest sat a small boy, who seemed to be exuding the darkness from his very body.
Orochimaru: You're late Yura.

He said with a wicked smile on his face.
Yura: Please forgive me Orochimaru-sama.
Orochimaru: Did something good happen today?

He asked the girl who gazed around as she answered.
Yura: Well, it wasn't a bad day.
Orochimaru: Don't pay any mind to them. They were just shinobi who got too nosy.

Yura returned her attention to the boy.
Orochimaru: Speaking of which, did you enjoy your day with that boy?

He asked as Kabuto emerged behind her, Yura stiffened at her master's words. Kabuto placed his hand on her shoulder and whispered into her ear.
Kabuto: Having second thoughts?
Yura: No.
Orochimaru: Let her go, Kabuto.

Kabuto smilingly released the girl as he walked over to Orochimaru.
Orochimaru: You've done your job well. You can spend the rest of your time however you wish until the plan is set in motion. I don't care what you do.

Yura looked down and walked passed him, but before she could get out of range he finished his sentence.
Orochimaru: But don't get too attached to that boy. He may not be alive when this is all over.

Yura paused and then replied.
Yura: Fine by me.

As she finally finished walking into the darkness.

[The next morning]
Hinata woke up slowly, gazing at the mass of other girls spread out on her bed. Hinata scooted from the bed and yawned. It had been kind of hard for her to sleep with Mika holding her like a teddy bear, but she managed to sleep soundly once she finally got her eyes closed. Ino and Sakura keep kicking each other until Sakura finally managed to kick Ino from the bed, which Hinata softly chuckled at. Tenten fell sleep at the far end and Ishi sqeeuzed herself into the middle with Hinata and Mika. Hinata sighed when she remembered the events of the night before, even after they managed to get off of the question she asked, they started picking on her about being rich. Something she never really thought about until then, but now that she looked at it, she did have a large closet full of clothes, a private refrigerator, and a bed big enough to hold six teenaged girls all for herself. Hinata held her hand to her chin and thought.
Hinata: Maybe I am rich.

She thought out loud before stretching. Hinata walked over to her window and and stared at the morning sky. Hinata blushed again as she smelled herself, she wasn't sure if she could smell her own pheromones, but she didn't feel weird anymore, so she had to be okay today.
Mika: Thinkin' about what we spoke on earlier?

Hinata blushed once again and turned back as the other girls somehow managed to be wide awake and staring right at her. Ino looked around before she shouted.
Ino: How the hell did I get on the floor!!!???

Everyone shrugged at her and turned back to Hinata.
Mika: Excluding that outburst, do you still want to find out?
Hinata: No I never really wanted to know so.
Sakura: People who aren't curiou don't ask questions.
Ishi: Yeah. So why don't we find out.

Hinata backed away from her friends as they slowly advanced toward her.
Ino: Tenten, if you will.
Tenten: Hehe.

She said as she pulled out a realy long rope. Hinata paled and screamed as she they tied her up and lifted her into the air. Hanabi and Yukari walked down the hall yawning as the six girls came running passed them. Hanabi and Yukari both sighed and said silently.
Hanabi: Let's promise to never be that stupid when we're older.
Yu: Agreed.

[Flash]
JJ walked down a small road covered in flowers with a wide smile on his face.
JJ: This is such a beautiful place, too bad I hate flowers. Huh?

JJ saw something running toward him at top speed untill finally Hinata flew at him with rope unfurling behind her.
JJ: What the?

JJ caught Hinata and looked down the road, whatever had thrown her wasn't there anymore.
Hinata: Fine!

She shouted back at th emptiness. Hinata pushed herself from JJ while silently thanking him for catching her.
JJ: What's this about?
Hinata: Um.

She said backng away and blushing. JJ smiled and said.
JJ: I understand.

Hinata looked up toward him.
JJ: But, I'm sorry, I can't return your feelings.

He said with his hand clentched while looking away from her.
JJ: After all, Naruto is my teammate and Mika is my girlfriend.
Hinata: That's nnot it at all!!!

JJ laughed at Hinata shout and shook his head.
JJ: I know. I was just joking. You're thinking about yesterday right? Thinkin' about making Naruto a man?

Once again Hinata fuiously denied and JJ once again laughed at the girl.
JJ: Okay, I'm done joking. Look sex is complicated, even though it's one of the most simple things in the world, it can cause huge problems. Right now you and Naruto have the perfect relationship, and things like sex could only destroy that, and/or make things ackward between you. I mean Naruto loved you enough to fight his way out of the situation instead of taking advantage of you, do you have any idea how many guys would have jumped at the first sign of something like that. I don't even know if I could hold back in a situation like that. Naruto really loves you, riht now that's all that matters, besides since you're both going to be immortal soon, you'll literally have an eternity to worry about stuff like sex. So right now, don't worry about it so much, I think at the moment Naruto is probably worried about something else, right now I think you should focus on that.

Hinata smiled and looked to JJ who in turn placed his hand on top of her head as he returned the smile.
JJ: Feel better?
Hinata: Yeah.
JJ: I think aruto's on his way here, maybe you should meet him.

He said as he pushed Hinata off. Hinata, with a big smile, waved at JJ as she ran the rest of the way to meet Naruto. JJ watched on then he dropped his smile and shouted..
JJ: How long you girls gonna hide back there!?

All of the other five girls stood up in unison with a deep blush on their faces.
JJ: So Mika, is there a reason you guys threw Hinata at me?
Ino: Well she kind of asked a weird question and-
JJ: You all decided to dump her on me? Couldn't one of you had said that?

All of the girls just stared at each other before they looked down.
JJ: So why me?
Tenten: Well you're kind of a horndog so......

JJ shot a dark glance at Tenten that prevented her from finishing her sentence.
Tenten: Well it's true.
JJ: I'm a guy, my sexual appetite is normal, I assure you that even Sasuke and Neji think about that type of stuff once in a while.. Anyway why did you watch me if you trusted me.
Mika: Repeat same answer as Tenten just said.
JJ: So you told her to ask me because you thought I would give her good advice, but you thought I was such a horndog that I'd give her bad advice?
Sakura: Kinda.
JJ: That logic is so screwed up.

He said walking away from the group of girls.
Ino: Well it was either you or her father.

JJ suddenly burst out laughing, Ino didn't expect him to hear her, but the thought of what Hiashi would've done was way too funny.

Naruto walked down the same path, trying to make his way to where JJ was, but When he finally arrived Hinata was waiting on him.
Naruto: Are you feeling better?
Hinata: Yes thank you.

Hinata turned to Naruto with a smile and then she looked down as they both stood in an uncomfortable silence.
Hinata: I want to fight you.

She said after a long pause. Naruto looked away and asked silently.
Naruto: Are you mad at me?
Hinata: No, of course not!

She shouted out at him.
Hinata: I love you Naruto-kun, but I think that, I depend on you too much. If ever I'm in trouble I know that you'll come running, but....I don't know if I can protect myself until then. I feel like, I'm not strong enough. It's not because I'm mad, but because I want to become stronger, and I can only do that if I face you. So our match, please don't hold back.

Naruto paused and looked away from Hinata before he smiled.
Naruto: Alright, but asking me to go all out is too much. I'll see how far you go and adjust to it. Deal?
Hinata: Yeah.

Naruto and Hinata smiled at each other before they walked toward one another.

[Music que: Natsukashii Umi by-Akino Arai]
Naruto: I'll be training hard.
Hinata: So will I.

She said as the two walked passed each other and kept going. Later down the road Naruto walked up to JJ with a smiled as both walked side by side down the path.

[Hinata]
Walked slowly down the road until she ran into Kurenai, who smiled at her as she quietly asked.
Kurenai: Are you ready?
Hinata: Yes.

She said as she ran to her teacer to begin her training.

[Naruto]
Jiraiya smiled down at the young boy as he cycled through mutliple seals. Naruto slammed his hand into the ground and summoned Gamabunta once again. As the giant toad emerged he looked down at Naruto who shouted.
Naruto: How about a rematch?
Gamabunta: Fine by me!

He shouted as he pulled is sword from his back and Naruto leapt at him.

[Mika]
Mika: Stop playing around!
JJ: Who's playing, you just can't hit me.

He said as he dodged every one of her attacks without much effort. Mika stomped on the ground and a large pillar shot from under JJ and almost slammed into his face before he flipped back out of it's range and charged at Mika. Before she could attack again he quickly closed the gap and flipped forward with a spinning heel kick that Mika barely managed to block. Both smiled at each other as they jumped back to gain distance. After a long stare off, both charged at each other with their hands drawn back.

[Kiba]
Kiba stood against a tree in the park, he had been there for an hour, waiting. With a frown he pushed himself away from the tree and began to walk away.
Yura: Why do you look so frustrated? We never said when we would meet here.

Kiba turned to Yura who stood smiling at him.
Yura: I still have alot I haven't seen. So what are you going to show me today, guide-san?

Kiba smiled then stuffed his hands in his pockets as he walked toward her.

[Shino]
Shino stood watching patiently in a dark part of the forest a a buzzing sound grew closer. Shino opened his eyes just in time to dodge as his bugs closed in on him. Shino flipped back and fluidly dodged each turn the bugs managed to make as he landed on a tree branch. Shino looked up to his bugs and smiled as they descended on his position.

[Sasuke]
Lightning sparked from the mountians, roaring loudly like the mighty lion. Kakashi stepped back as Sasuke leapt into the air and slammed his chidori down onto a large boulder and shattered it into many small pieces. Sasuke stood from the rubble as debris flew into every direction and Kakashi smiled under his mask at his young pupil who turned back with a smile of his own.

[Raizen]
Zabuza didn't hold back a single punch. Raizen stumbled back and fell to his knees before he stood tall and ran circles around Zabuza. Before Zabuza could counter it Raizen slammed his knee into his master's back. Zabuza quickly reacted and kicked back into Raizen's stomache, sending him sliding back across the ground as Haku watched on. Raizen stood once again, but this time, his eyes burned red, his sharingan active he charged at Zabuza who smiled and prepared for the boy's next attack.

[Lee]
Tenten sat at his bedside, smiling at the boy's determination. Lee sat up, still talking to her as if his injury never happened. Lee's strength lied in something more than just his fists and legs, it was in his heart. She knew that once something was done about his wounds, he'd definitely be a force to reckon with.

[Neji]
Once again he was being dragged down the street by his energetic girlfriend. Neji smiled on something felt like it had been fixed, but soon his smile dropped when Ishi called out to Kiba and Yura, who this time openly admitted they were on a date, however thanks to Ishi, it became a double date once again. Neji's peace of mind had long since left him.

[Sakura]
Sakura and Ino secretly trained together. Next time neither of them intended to lose in their match. Sakura ducked under one of Ino's punches and countered with a high kick, but both stopped as they heard a shout come from above them. Wen they both looked up they saw Choji coming down in ball form as Shikamaru ran passed him.
Shikamaru: You might want to do what I'm doing.

Both girls just responded to him by taking his advice, but before they could get away Choji slammed into thee ground and rolled after them.
Choji: Sorry guys I can't stop!

He said as his body continued to follow the three.

[Konohamaru]
The young leader of the Konohamaru corps punched for Yu, who easily dodged it and countered with an attack of her own. Konohamaru fluidly dodged it, something he never did before. Konohamaru threw a counter of his own, but this time, also unlike the others. He almost connected with his hit. Yu and Hanabi stared at the young boy, he seemed to be growing. Konohamaru smiled as he once again went on the assualt.

All of the young children trained to their heart content, completely unaware of the eyes watching over them. Two weeks passed like nothing, leaving all ready for anyhing except.
Aneha: Orochimaru-sama, everything is in order.
Orochimaru: That good to know, tell ev-

He paused as something caught his eye. Something had managed to cross the village gates without being noticed by any of the villagers.
Aneha: That was a demon.
Orochimaru: Yes, I wonder if Yubiki noticed.
Insuru: No doubt she did, but I wonder how she'll handle it.
Orochimaru: Things are about to get very interesting. I can't to see what happens.

He with a wide smile gracing his face.


Chapter 11 End
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Preview:
Sakura: Where are we?
JJ: This isn't good.
Lee: Neji!!!
????: Let's play a game. If you can escape alive you win, but don't expect to get out, because I'll make sure to catch all of you.


Next time on Eyes piercing the darkness: Chapter 12: To be hunted.

????: Let the hunt begin.



Well, now to tell you all, the next chapter will probably be hard to read. You'll know why, but it's neccessary to face one of my biggest weaknesses. Anyway, this will be the lightest chapter in the story because the next chap is going to be the darkest. Anyway I'm going to leave you all with that for a while and get this over with. A couple of Omake and a character introduction corner for everyone who even cares. Oh yeah, and if the Hinata and JJ talk seemed kind of strange, it was my way of saying that those two won't be doing it anytime soon. An also, I made Neji OOC in this chapter because it was funny. At least to me. One last thing I feel I have to say, and I'm sorry if this offends anyone, but I feel I must be the Kanye West of the Anime world. So hear it goes, Masashi Kishimoto only made Hinata confess as a publicity stunt to get more people to read. This is the conclusion I have solidly stepped to, and I stand by it. You can say I'm full of shit if you want, but hear me out, I had a gap where I lost interest in the series right after Gaara was revived and I stopped reading. I didn't even try to read again until Sasuke fought Itachi, the end of it. Then I read up to where they said that the Uchiha clan could control the fox. I screamed bullshit and once again I stopped reading. Do Not expect me to use that plot point because it was weak to me. I continued to not read until Ironically chapter 436. I didn't even read it, I just look at it for a second then I clicked off. Then I just clicked onto the next chapter the next week and boom! When Hinata survived do you know how many of the chapters I finished after that. The only gap I'm missing now is when they fight Kazuko or whatever and Hidan. I state now for the record, I will not be filling that gap, nor will I continue into the story. I am done with the official story of Naruto, because Masashi-san played me for a fool and that I am not. Not only does Naruto not even speak to Hinata after she confesses and risks her life for him, but he doesn't even look at her and then the story goes on like it never happened. Therefore I have decided to keep my fond memories of the show and not watch how it gets destroyed by it's creator any further. So, if there are any inconsistancies between this and the main story later on in this......you know why.

Omake theater!

Omake one : JJ's theory:

JJ: My sexual appettite is normal, I bet even guys like Sasuke and Neji have thoughts like this once and a while.

Sasuke looked at the sky after failing to do a chidori. He couldn't find the strength to lift himself. Sasuke watched the clouds and smiled, but suddenly they started to change form. Suddenly he was looking at a naked Sakura, which was suddenly accompanied by a naked Ino, both walked to each other and hugged each other.
Sakura/Ino: Sasuke-kun, don't you want to join us?

Then all of the stray clouds took the form of the other girls in the village.
ALL: And us too. Will you play with us?
Sasuke: No, goddammit!!!!!!

He said shooting up from thhe ground. Kakashi stared at him with question in his eye.
Kakashi: Are you-
Sasuke: Don't ask.

Neji walked down the street with Ishi tightly latched onto his arm. Suddenly Ishi ran down the road and started looking at jewelry, but unfortunately for Neji she bent over instead of squatting. Neji's eyes locked onto her butt and didn't move. When she stood back up, in Neji vision she was naked save for her body being covered in red ribbons.
Ishi: I've got a gift for you Neji-kun, why don't you come unwrap it.

Neji stared with his eyes half-lidded as blood trickled from his nose.
Ishi: What's wrong?
Neji: Nothing.

He said wiping his nose and walking away.

Shikamaru slowly walked down the road and sighed as he stuffed his hands into his pockets. He looked up and saw a blonde haired girl running right at him. He could've dodged, but dodging would've been troublesome. So instead he prepared for impact. The girl looked at him and jumped over his head. Shikamaru looked up as Temari leapt over his head and caught a quick glance up her skirt. Kankuro chased after her from the roofs as he shouted.
Kankuro: Hurry we have to find Gaara!

Temari didn't really think about when she did it, but Shikamaru definitely did as the image became stuck in his head. Blood dripped from his nose and his muttered.
Shikamaru: Troublesome.

Temari was a few meters away before she thought aloud.
Temari: I think that guy saw up my skirt!
Kankuro: Which one.

He asked as they both continued to run. Gaara walked slowly through the hospital looking for his escaped prey, Gaara looked to the side as a nurse in a tight outfit ran passed. Gaara stared at her as she ran down the hall and then receeded into his mind. What he pictured was the young nurse standing in front of him smiling as she unclothed....and the he crushed her with his sand. Gaara came back from his blissful thoughts and continued to walk down the hall. All normal guys think about sex, but Gaara is anything, but normal.

End

Omake two: Go to sleep!


Mika: Norugi-kun?
JJ: Yes, Mika what is it?
Mika: Why are you lying in my tent?

She asked to the boy lying on his back staring at the roof of her tent. Mika curled up facing the opposite direction of him before asking again.
Mika: What are you doing in her?
JJ: Well, I forgot mine and Naruto tosses around to much.
Mika: What about Claire-sensei?
JJ: She kicked me out.

Mika froze for a secon, wondering what he coul've done to get kicked out of Claire's tent.
JJ: So I decided to come in here.

He stated with a smile.
Mika: Oh I'm glad you decided that for me.

She shouted back at him before rolling back over.
Mika: Whatever, just go to sleep.
JJ: Alright.

Silence passed between the two and suddenly JJ called out.
JJ: Mika?
Mika: Yeah?
JJ: Can we cuddle?
Mika: No.

She said without a second to think. JJ once again grew silent before he asked again.
JJ: Mika?
Mika: What?
JJ: What does it feel like to control earth?
Miika: Well, sometimes it feels like you're unstoppable, because you can move the very ground without much effort.
JJ: Is it empowering?
Mika: Probably feels the same as when you turn into a dragon. Now go to sleep.

Once again a silence fell over them. Mika finally managed to close her eyes before once again.
JJ: Mika?
Mika: Norugi-kun, I swear to god I will cut you if you don't go to sleep.
JJ: But I have to ask.
Mika: What?
JJ: What was your mother like? You lived with her before she died right?
Mika:.......She was kind, she was a beautiful and pure hearted woman. She taught me so many things, but she died when I was young, or rather, my father killed her. What were your parents like?
JJ:....Well my father was a prick, I never really got to know him before he died.
Mika: What about your mom? Is she-
JJ: ....No, when I was a baby something happened in our village. A man named Akuma went on a rampage and broke into the void. That man doesn't have an equal, he's killed double-S class demons without even breaking a sweat. Before that guy got into the void he took out a lot of our villagers. My mother was one of those people, he idn't kill her, but the trauma caused her to lose her memory, after that she kind of left the village. I only met her once.
Mika: How did it turn out?
JJ: I didn't know who she was, but Claire-sensei told me. She doesn't remember me, and I didn't tell her. She doesn't even remember having a son.

Mika grew silent and turned away from JJ before she said.
Mika: Go to sleep.

Completely dodging the rest of the conversation. JJ laid down and then said.
JJ: Mika?
Mika: What!?

She shouted at him.
JJ: Can we cuddle?
Mika: No!

JJ grew silent for a while once again before he called.
JJ: Mika.
Mika: WHAT!!!!
JJ: When did your boobs get so big?
Mika: I don't know, one day they weren't there, then the next thing I knew I was bumping into them when I did stuff.

There was suddenly a long ackward pause before JJ said.
JJ: I don't believe you answered that.
Mika: I Don't either. Look Norugi-kun, I'm sleepy why won't you go to sleep?
JJ: I'm not sleepy.
Mika: Then go for a walk or something!
JJ: But I'm comfortable now.
Mika: Goddammit, then shut the hell up!!!!
JJ: Alright.

Nothing was said between the two for a while, but that soon ended when JJ said.
JJ: Mika?
Mika: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
JJ: Can we cuddle?
Mika: Norugi-kun, I don't care anymore, if it'll help you sleep, fine.
JJ: Yays!

He said as he wrapped his arms around her. Mika's eyes shot wide as something poked her thigh.
Mika: That had better be a kunai you son of a bitch.
JJ: .....Can we pretend it is?
Mika: If you don't move that thing I'll break it.

Needless to say the feeling on Mika's leg vanished and she was finally able to get to sleep. The next morning, despite her protests Mika face was buried in JJ's chest. When she woke up she quickly moved away from him and smiled. Taking the moment she licked her lips and shouted.
Mika: Wake up Norugi-kun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JJ's eyes shot open and a large and crushing amount of killer intent fly at Mika. She had never been so scared in her life. JJ opened his mouth and a large row of sharp teeth greeted her as JJ roared loud enough for the entire area to hear. Mika ran from the tent and into Claire's arms as JJ rolled over to continue sleeping.
Mika: It's not fair.

She said as she cowered into Claire's arms.
Claire: Yeah, even I don't like facing him in the morning.

Omake end.


Sakura: Ahem. Welcome to Character introduction corner.
Ino: We're your hosts, Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka.
Sakura we ask question to the orignal characters of the story to give you an in depth explanation about them.
Ino: And our first guest is, ahhhh, JJ-kun.
Sakura: Remember, just because we know things here doesn't mean it affects the story in any way.
Ino: Yes, this is just for the fans.
JJ: Right.
Sakura: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Ino: When did you get here?
JJ: I was always here. Where do we start?
Ino: Stats, I think, right?
Sakura: Uh, yeah. On a scale of 1-10 being human and 11-20 being super human, rank your skills.
JJ: Okay.

Norugi Suzaku
Strength: 15
Endurance: 20
Speed: 10
Weapon skill: 17
Charka: 14
Ninjutsu: 19
Genjutsu: 20, I hate using genjutsu though
Taijutsu: 19

JJ: That's about it right.
Sakura: Yeah, That's amazing.
Ino: You wouldn't have anything over 7
Sakura: Neither would you Ino-pig.
Ino: Bitch!
Sakura: Skank!
JJ: Ahem.
Ino/Sakura: Oh, sorry.
Ino: Could you tell us about your weapon.
JJ: Oh, Ryu-o-jinn was forged by the great dragon king Fou-Lu, each king of the dragons have one, and each are formed from tehir own fang, giving it the elemental capabilities of the forger.
Sakura: No, your dragon forms.
JJ: Well, first is the Whelp. A baby dragon, I actually get weaker when I take that form.
Dragon: Is my second form, but listed as my first since I don't count whelp.
Taimat: Is the third form, When I take this form I become weaker than the dragon form, but extremely smarter. Also it allows me to use long range attacks and fly without straining my wings.
Warrior: This form makes me faster and stronger, but it tends to make me arrogant too. I don't take this form much because of that.
Behemoth: This form makes me stronger in both attack and defense, but it makes me dumber and slower. A big risk.
Kaiser: This form makes me exceedingly powerful and there are no downsides to it. This is my favorite.
Black dragon king: This form can only be taken by using my black aura, without it this form is unattainable. It' as strong as the Kaiser form, but it wears me out after ward.

JJ: There are other forms that I haven't attained yet, but I do hope to get them soon.
Sakura: Being a dragon and a member of the infamous Nores clan, can you tell the fans a little about that?
JJ: Sure, The Nores clan was a proud clan that fought only for the people they cared about. Their nindo was simple, for the sake of those who you care about, sometimes giving your life is the least you can do. For that reason most of the members of the clan died fighting off the king of dragons the great Omaki. Omaki killed everyone of them except one who managed to bring it to it's knees. Once he defeated it regained it's senses and offered his life to him. The man asked one thing, that the dragon protect his only son, the future of his clan. From that day, the one who proves himself worthy of the title of head of the Nores clan is directly protected by Omaki, who is Fou-lu and Ryuu-niichan's father. That baby grew to have a son of his own, who in turn had a son of his own. That boy is named Glen Nores, he's actually a distant relative. But he lives far away from here. I however can never be the head of the clan because my father threw away the name of our clan.
Ino: What about auras?
JJ: Well that is a bloodline limit of my clan. Many other ninja could probably learn how to control auras, but the Nores clan's prooficency with Aura ninjutsu is above the level of any other human. Normally our clan has normal eye colors, but once we activate our auras for the first time our eyes become permenatly light grey. My eye color never change because I'm a dragon. There are four combat auras and two aura's that are always active.
Aura of preservation: This aura is activate the second that the first aura jutsu is learn. This aura never turns off and it's purpose is to slow down the aging process. The longest recorded life of a Nores clan member was 235 years old. I'll probably break that record since I'm immortal and all.
Aura eye: The aura eye can see the aura of all living things., but not non-living things, so I'd be able to see humans, birds, trees, but not buildings. It sucks trust me.
Blue aura: This aura takes the form of a liquid, but it can be powerful enough to melt through flesh and bone.
Green aura: This aura takes the form of a solid, an aura formed with this color takes substance that can look like a goliath behind the caster's back or the form of a giant sphere.
Red aura: This aura governs explosions. This aura explodes on it's impact with anything it touches, a skillful Nores clan member can use this and the green aura in succession you can creat an attack that could smash through walls and explode on the inside. Hint; I used this trick in the tower after we fought Aneha.
Black aura: This aura was unheard of before I acheived it. It's extremely powerful and even I don't know how powerful is it yet, but I used it to created the form of the black dragon king. It's known as the aura of hatred, it can only be attain when one of our clan experiences pure hatred.

JJ: In closing when I was created their were there purposes. To be a role model/rival for Naruto, to be able to break the fourth wall, and as exposition. With the author placing himself in the story it makes it easier for him to know an explain things that other characters can't.
Sakura: Whoa.
Ino: And you forgot to be ultra cool.
JJ: I actually try not to make JJ cheesy, so I don't call him cool myself. My favorite OC is actually Raizen. But that's for a later day.
Ino: Thank you or being with us
Sakura: And thank you guys for reading, we'll see you in the next chapter guys.

She said as all three waved to the readers and the curtain closed on them.



That's it for now, and until next time shine enternal!