Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Fetish? What's A Fetish? ❯ Hard Like Sunday Morning ( Chapter 8 )
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By: Serac 
It happens to everyone. Unless you're a girl.....
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.31.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 1.4K | Status: Work In Progress
It happens to everyone. Unless you're a girl.....
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.31.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 1.4K | Status: Work In Progress
-----Author’s note: I do not own Naruto, but any other characters and ideas are my own. Enjoy.....-----
Everyone experiences great things, now and then. No matter what they say, no matter how much they say their life might suck, everyone gets a few fantastic experiences in their lifetime. These experiences may be completely unique to the individual, in that it might be a glorious event for them, but a dismal one for another. For example, Neji wouldn’t like it very much if he was forced to spend an entire day and night with Naruto by himself, but Hinata gets close to an orgasm at the simple thought. Another example would be that Hinata would be mortified to sit through twenty-four hours of yaoi pornography (Assuming Naruto wasn’t in them), whereas Ino would kill distant family members for the opportunity. There could be many more examples listed, but that would quickly become repetitive.
Why speak of these special moments that people are blessed with quite sparingly over the span of their lives? Simple. Naruto Uzumaki was experiencing one such moment as we speak. .....Read.
The crimson red early dawn sun peeked its way over the horizon, illuminating the countryside in its comforting glow. As the light filtered through his eyelids, Naruto stirred just slightly from his sleep, a little groan that didn’t get past his throat the only noise other than the singing of birds in the nearby trees. Oh, scratch that. At his slight movement and sound, someone beside him moved a little bit, too, and let out a pleased groan. Oh, wait, scratch that, too. The person beside him wasn’t so much beside him, as much as they were half on top of him. So, really, the body was half beside him.
Still groggy (As Naruto often was in the morning), he turned and scooted the other way to get some space. Damn, scratch that, too. There was no room to go, as another body was in the way! It was at this point that our blonde friend managed to crack open an eye to figure out what was going on. He managed to stifle his sharp intake of breath when he found that his face was about an inch and a half away from Ino’s, and Sakura was practically sleeping on top of him.
‘W-We fell asleep! So that’s what it’s like to sleep with two girls at once.....Huh, I think Kiba must have talked it up too much, because this isn’t the greatest moment of my life, and I’m a man. What a dumbass,’ The blonde decided that it would be a good idea for him to use his ninja skills and escape this situation before either of them woke up and beat him up for it.
As soon as he moved, however, Ino’s arms wrapped around his neck. Grinning dumbly in her sleep, the blonde mumbled almost incoherently, “Sasuke-kun.....you so hawt.....”
Before he knew it, his mouth was being invaded by Ino’s tongue in what he figured was a kiss. Never having had one before, it was a rather confusing and awkward several seconds for him. Now, by no means would he describe it as unpleasant, but goddamn this was a bad time for it to happen! It was early in the morning and he had just woken up, so he was currently suffering from an affliction that most males suffer at that particular time.....If the girls woke up and noticed, he was in some deep trouble.
Ino finally stopped kissing him sometime after the ten second mark. Yes, Naruto was wondering how she hadn’t woken up during the entire thing, too. He took in a deep breath, wondering if his face was as red as it felt. Ok, try to move again! Just do it!
As soon as Ino felt the covers shift a little bit, she began to grin again. ‘Oh, crap!’ Naruto squeaked in his mind.
“Come here.....Shika-kun.....”
And, again, Naruto found himself performing mouth to mouth with Ino. He struggled a little bit, which caused Sakura to shift her weight a bit, quickly winding up completely on top of Naruto. Pleased with the newfound warmth beneath her, she straddled it and put her arms around it. The girl lowered her face to the crook of his neck, snuggling in to the warmth like it was her bed.
And so, Naruto lay there, kissing Ino while Sakura rest on top of him, arms and legs wrapping him up and holding him still.
‘Why aren’t they waking up!?’ Naruto thought, squeezing his eyes shut as Sakura let out a pleased sigh beside his ear.
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“Good thing I slipped them a little something something while they slept,” Jiraiya gave himself a pat on the back as he watched Naruto in his predicament. Things were going great, so far!
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Ino retracted her lips from Naruto’s, allowing the blonde enough oxygen to think. Yes, think. He could just wake them up, but then they would probably beat the crap out of him, thinking the awkward positioning was his fault. Well, he knew the first thing he needed to do was get out from beneath his teammate. So, doing what he could, Naruto wriggled back and forth as he oh so slowly started to slide out from beneath Sakura. As he slid against her in his attempt to escape, he did his best to keep his thoughts pure and far away from the visions he had from watching that evil tape from Kakashi. Alas, his noble efforts at gentlemanly actions failed.
Sakura started to get a little red as the boy continued to vibrate around under her in his attempt to slide out from beneath her. The blonde didn’t notice this until her breathing had gotten slightly rushed and louder, her limbs squeezing him tighter in an unconscious effort to enhance the sensation of the touch that was triggering some pretty good feelings.
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“Oh my God, he’s sexing her up!” Jiraiya cheered, pumping a fist into the air as he dunked his other into the tub of popcorn he was working on.
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‘Oh my God, I’m sexing her up!’ Naruto hardly managed to keep the blood from rocketing out of his nose. Damn those teen magazines for teaching him new words! ‘Sex’ was one thing, but now he was using it as a verb! He knew what a verb was! Wait, sex was a verb before he used in the context ‘sexing’, wasn’t it? Well, if he thought about it, it.....NO! That was his problem! He was thinking! Last night he thought, and look where it got him! Sleeping with two pretty girls who were practically molesting him in their sleep! Well, not today! Not this hyperactive knucklehead ninja! Hell no! Time to end the games before Sakura wound up climaxing on top of him! .....Damn those teen magazines for teaching him new words.
“Sakura-chan, wake up!” He commanded, patting the girl on top of the head.
He got a response, but it was definitely not the response he was looking for. Sakura made no indication that she was going to wake up anytime soon, but Ino took the noise as another sign that she should mistake Naruto for someone else and try to kiss him. The blonde girl grabbed Naruto again, whispering, “I know you want it.....Hina-chan.....” With those confusing words, she locked lips with our friend for the third time.
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“Hinata!? Hell yes!” Jiraiya (Having picked up on Ino’s words with his astounding ninja hearing) started jotting down notes, “Yes, that kicks ass!”
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Naruto would have exclaimed ‘Hinata!?’ in a similar fashion, but it came out kind of sloppy and wet because Ino had yet to finish with him. None of this was helping our young hero with his morning affliction, either, which was positioned much to the sleeping Sakura’s growing pleasure. She had begun to move around a little bit in her own sleep, not something that was lost on Naruto. But, as Ino pulled her lips from Naruto’s muttering something about how Hinata shouldn’t be so shy, the unfortunately fortunate male shouted at the top of his lungs, “SASUKE’S GAY!!!”
The two girls were awake before Naruto’s mouth had closed, and he found his head in a hole two feet deep as two fists collided with his face. As the girls started shouting at him, he couldn’t help but think, ‘I still wound up getting punched in the face.....Dattebayo.....Wait, what?’
It took several seconds of screaming at Naruto’s insensitivity before Sakura realized that SHE was on top of Naruto.....had she rolled on top of him? Oh, wow, they had fallen asleep outside, too. Uh oh, maybe she was in the wrong, this time! It wasn’t completely inconceivable, and Naruto had woken them up on purpose, after all. Climbing off of the boy and taking him by the arm to pull him up out of the hole he was in, she couldn’t help but sigh. The blonde idiot hadn’t done anything wrong, she guessed. She wouldn’t have been so quick to forgive if she didn’t feel so damn good. She must have been having one hell of a dream.
“A-Are you ok, Naruto?” Sakura asked feebly, not all that surprised to find the boy had two big black eyes.
“Yeah, uh.....you’re n-not mad?” The blonde stammered, fearing that this may be some sort of Sakura mind trick. Get him to lower his defenses, then punch him in the face again.
“Why do I taste ramen?” Ino wondered aloud, smacking her lips and looking around as if that might help bring some sort of an answer.
Sakura shook her head, indicating that she wasn’t angry, and prepared to do something she knew would patch everything up and then some. With her lying on top of him, Naruto had displayed true gentlemanly qualities by not doing something perverted, and that deserved a reward, even if it was something this small. With open arms, she stepped forward and pulled Naruto into a hug, “Thanks for being.....you know. I.....Uh.....Naruto?”
The blonde was biting his bottom lip at this point, realizing he was screwed. His morning affliction had yet to leave him, and Sakura had taken notice of it as they hugged, “Y-Yes, S-S-Sakura-chan?”
“That’s not a kunai, is it?”
“.....Can we pretend it is?”
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Jiraiya watched as Sakura promptly proceeded to beat the living hell out of the unfortunate Naruto, Ino not doing much to interfere. It too a long while of merciless ass kicking before the three packed up and continued for their destination. After all, they had a photo shoot to make. With a heavy heart at how things had turned out, Jiraiya swore anew that Naruto would be his heir to perversion. It was only a matter of time.
-----Author’s other note: Short, yes, and it was all pretty much one scene. I kicked it out extra fast for a friend, however, so please bear with me. The next chapter will be on the photo shoot, so expect that.
In case some of you were unable to figure out what Naruto’s ‘morning affliction’ was, it was a morning erection. There, I said it. Kinda takes the fun out of it for me to say it outright, but ok. And, yes, Ino is pretty perverted in this story, which makes her fun. Rock on.
Thanks for all of my reviews, and thanks for reading.....-----
Everyone experiences great things, now and then. No matter what they say, no matter how much they say their life might suck, everyone gets a few fantastic experiences in their lifetime. These experiences may be completely unique to the individual, in that it might be a glorious event for them, but a dismal one for another. For example, Neji wouldn’t like it very much if he was forced to spend an entire day and night with Naruto by himself, but Hinata gets close to an orgasm at the simple thought. Another example would be that Hinata would be mortified to sit through twenty-four hours of yaoi pornography (Assuming Naruto wasn’t in them), whereas Ino would kill distant family members for the opportunity. There could be many more examples listed, but that would quickly become repetitive.
Why speak of these special moments that people are blessed with quite sparingly over the span of their lives? Simple. Naruto Uzumaki was experiencing one such moment as we speak. .....Read.
The crimson red early dawn sun peeked its way over the horizon, illuminating the countryside in its comforting glow. As the light filtered through his eyelids, Naruto stirred just slightly from his sleep, a little groan that didn’t get past his throat the only noise other than the singing of birds in the nearby trees. Oh, scratch that. At his slight movement and sound, someone beside him moved a little bit, too, and let out a pleased groan. Oh, wait, scratch that, too. The person beside him wasn’t so much beside him, as much as they were half on top of him. So, really, the body was half beside him.
Still groggy (As Naruto often was in the morning), he turned and scooted the other way to get some space. Damn, scratch that, too. There was no room to go, as another body was in the way! It was at this point that our blonde friend managed to crack open an eye to figure out what was going on. He managed to stifle his sharp intake of breath when he found that his face was about an inch and a half away from Ino’s, and Sakura was practically sleeping on top of him.
‘W-We fell asleep! So that’s what it’s like to sleep with two girls at once.....Huh, I think Kiba must have talked it up too much, because this isn’t the greatest moment of my life, and I’m a man. What a dumbass,’ The blonde decided that it would be a good idea for him to use his ninja skills and escape this situation before either of them woke up and beat him up for it.
As soon as he moved, however, Ino’s arms wrapped around his neck. Grinning dumbly in her sleep, the blonde mumbled almost incoherently, “Sasuke-kun.....you so hawt.....”
Before he knew it, his mouth was being invaded by Ino’s tongue in what he figured was a kiss. Never having had one before, it was a rather confusing and awkward several seconds for him. Now, by no means would he describe it as unpleasant, but goddamn this was a bad time for it to happen! It was early in the morning and he had just woken up, so he was currently suffering from an affliction that most males suffer at that particular time.....If the girls woke up and noticed, he was in some deep trouble.
Ino finally stopped kissing him sometime after the ten second mark. Yes, Naruto was wondering how she hadn’t woken up during the entire thing, too. He took in a deep breath, wondering if his face was as red as it felt. Ok, try to move again! Just do it!
As soon as Ino felt the covers shift a little bit, she began to grin again. ‘Oh, crap!’ Naruto squeaked in his mind.
“Come here.....Shika-kun.....”
And, again, Naruto found himself performing mouth to mouth with Ino. He struggled a little bit, which caused Sakura to shift her weight a bit, quickly winding up completely on top of Naruto. Pleased with the newfound warmth beneath her, she straddled it and put her arms around it. The girl lowered her face to the crook of his neck, snuggling in to the warmth like it was her bed.
And so, Naruto lay there, kissing Ino while Sakura rest on top of him, arms and legs wrapping him up and holding him still.
‘Why aren’t they waking up!?’ Naruto thought, squeezing his eyes shut as Sakura let out a pleased sigh beside his ear.
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“Good thing I slipped them a little something something while they slept,” Jiraiya gave himself a pat on the back as he watched Naruto in his predicament. Things were going great, so far!
-
Ino retracted her lips from Naruto’s, allowing the blonde enough oxygen to think. Yes, think. He could just wake them up, but then they would probably beat the crap out of him, thinking the awkward positioning was his fault. Well, he knew the first thing he needed to do was get out from beneath his teammate. So, doing what he could, Naruto wriggled back and forth as he oh so slowly started to slide out from beneath Sakura. As he slid against her in his attempt to escape, he did his best to keep his thoughts pure and far away from the visions he had from watching that evil tape from Kakashi. Alas, his noble efforts at gentlemanly actions failed.
Sakura started to get a little red as the boy continued to vibrate around under her in his attempt to slide out from beneath her. The blonde didn’t notice this until her breathing had gotten slightly rushed and louder, her limbs squeezing him tighter in an unconscious effort to enhance the sensation of the touch that was triggering some pretty good feelings.
-
“Oh my God, he’s sexing her up!” Jiraiya cheered, pumping a fist into the air as he dunked his other into the tub of popcorn he was working on.
-
‘Oh my God, I’m sexing her up!’ Naruto hardly managed to keep the blood from rocketing out of his nose. Damn those teen magazines for teaching him new words! ‘Sex’ was one thing, but now he was using it as a verb! He knew what a verb was! Wait, sex was a verb before he used in the context ‘sexing’, wasn’t it? Well, if he thought about it, it.....NO! That was his problem! He was thinking! Last night he thought, and look where it got him! Sleeping with two pretty girls who were practically molesting him in their sleep! Well, not today! Not this hyperactive knucklehead ninja! Hell no! Time to end the games before Sakura wound up climaxing on top of him! .....Damn those teen magazines for teaching him new words.
“Sakura-chan, wake up!” He commanded, patting the girl on top of the head.
He got a response, but it was definitely not the response he was looking for. Sakura made no indication that she was going to wake up anytime soon, but Ino took the noise as another sign that she should mistake Naruto for someone else and try to kiss him. The blonde girl grabbed Naruto again, whispering, “I know you want it.....Hina-chan.....” With those confusing words, she locked lips with our friend for the third time.
-
“Hinata!? Hell yes!” Jiraiya (Having picked up on Ino’s words with his astounding ninja hearing) started jotting down notes, “Yes, that kicks ass!”
-
Naruto would have exclaimed ‘Hinata!?’ in a similar fashion, but it came out kind of sloppy and wet because Ino had yet to finish with him. None of this was helping our young hero with his morning affliction, either, which was positioned much to the sleeping Sakura’s growing pleasure. She had begun to move around a little bit in her own sleep, not something that was lost on Naruto. But, as Ino pulled her lips from Naruto’s muttering something about how Hinata shouldn’t be so shy, the unfortunately fortunate male shouted at the top of his lungs, “SASUKE’S GAY!!!”
The two girls were awake before Naruto’s mouth had closed, and he found his head in a hole two feet deep as two fists collided with his face. As the girls started shouting at him, he couldn’t help but think, ‘I still wound up getting punched in the face.....Dattebayo.....Wait, what?’
It took several seconds of screaming at Naruto’s insensitivity before Sakura realized that SHE was on top of Naruto.....had she rolled on top of him? Oh, wow, they had fallen asleep outside, too. Uh oh, maybe she was in the wrong, this time! It wasn’t completely inconceivable, and Naruto had woken them up on purpose, after all. Climbing off of the boy and taking him by the arm to pull him up out of the hole he was in, she couldn’t help but sigh. The blonde idiot hadn’t done anything wrong, she guessed. She wouldn’t have been so quick to forgive if she didn’t feel so damn good. She must have been having one hell of a dream.
“A-Are you ok, Naruto?” Sakura asked feebly, not all that surprised to find the boy had two big black eyes.
“Yeah, uh.....you’re n-not mad?” The blonde stammered, fearing that this may be some sort of Sakura mind trick. Get him to lower his defenses, then punch him in the face again.
“Why do I taste ramen?” Ino wondered aloud, smacking her lips and looking around as if that might help bring some sort of an answer.
Sakura shook her head, indicating that she wasn’t angry, and prepared to do something she knew would patch everything up and then some. With her lying on top of him, Naruto had displayed true gentlemanly qualities by not doing something perverted, and that deserved a reward, even if it was something this small. With open arms, she stepped forward and pulled Naruto into a hug, “Thanks for being.....you know. I.....Uh.....Naruto?”
The blonde was biting his bottom lip at this point, realizing he was screwed. His morning affliction had yet to leave him, and Sakura had taken notice of it as they hugged, “Y-Yes, S-S-Sakura-chan?”
“That’s not a kunai, is it?”
“.....Can we pretend it is?”
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Jiraiya watched as Sakura promptly proceeded to beat the living hell out of the unfortunate Naruto, Ino not doing much to interfere. It too a long while of merciless ass kicking before the three packed up and continued for their destination. After all, they had a photo shoot to make. With a heavy heart at how things had turned out, Jiraiya swore anew that Naruto would be his heir to perversion. It was only a matter of time.
-----Author’s other note: Short, yes, and it was all pretty much one scene. I kicked it out extra fast for a friend, however, so please bear with me. The next chapter will be on the photo shoot, so expect that.
In case some of you were unable to figure out what Naruto’s ‘morning affliction’ was, it was a morning erection. There, I said it. Kinda takes the fun out of it for me to say it outright, but ok. And, yes, Ino is pretty perverted in this story, which makes her fun. Rock on.
Thanks for all of my reviews, and thanks for reading.....-----