Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Fishcakes & Ramen ❯ GO!!! ( Chapter 1 )

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Title: Fishcakes & Ramen
Summary: Hidden Leaf Academy was the most prestigious school in the district where the instructors were all award-winning teachers from all over the world. The school was built on 76-acres of lush Hidden Leaf land in which the students occupy forty-four school buildings; including three libraries and learning centers; computer areas and language labs, a physical education facility, and an art facility for grades K-12. Then, through a special “No Kid Left Behind” program, the school admitted several lucky kids into their school for free. As soon as that was done, the school status crumbled. They all blamed it on the special transfer student who smelled like fishcakes and ramen.
Genre: Humor/Friendship
A/N:Warning to all; People will be out of character. If you don’t like that, then ok. Good for you (: I don’t like OOC-ness for stories that are supposed to have them in character -- but if they are purposely out of character, then it makes a lot of sense.

Earlier that week, Naruto had received a phone call from a school that he absolutely did not know existed; and even earlier, that morning, his maid; Gertrude, had explained to him how wonderful and beautiful that school was.

Sure, he was going to a super cool, super awesome school; but why were they taking him in anyway? Naruto didn’t care. It didn’t even strike him as odd when he learned that he was being admitted into such a prestigious school.

And with a super cool, super awesome school comes with super cool, super awesome girls. He stared hard at his feet. Another typical fashion crisis, it seemed.

He was not going to be caught dead with an out-dated lunch box; or in Naruto’s case, a lunch box that was “so yesterday” The last thing he wanted to be was the laughing stock of his new school.

He shook his head solemnly at his most precious lunch box. “No can do, Michelangelo. I don’t want the girls to think I’m a total dork!” he explained carefully. “But don’t worry! Leonardo and Donatello will protect you from Rafael while I’m away. “ he reassured the orange ninja turtle that was posing on the front of the lunchbox and picked up the lunchbox that his mother had recently bought him. He really was a big fan of Cowboy Bebop. To Naruto, Ed was the second most beautiful creature in this world; besides his own mother.

He hastily placed the lunchbox with a picture of Ed’s face on the front onto the table and packed it to the brim with two ramen sandwiches, a containers of fishcakes, several sheets of napkins wrapped around a pair of wooden chopsticks and a canteen of miso soup to hydrate him throughout the day.

“Let’s go, Ed! School’s a-waitin!” and he slung his backpack over his shoulder and carried his new, fashionable lunch box by its handle as if it was a suitcase.


Sasuke was rich, smart, handsome and was also very aware of it. He made it a habit of coming to class late. He could stop at any time -- it was because he really hated the math teacher that he was assigned to -- even though math was his favorite subject. People told him that the tenth grade math teacher was lazy, had an anger problem, and to top things off, he drank and smoke during class.

Sasuke walked down the empty hallway. Everyone was probably in class by now, and maybe if he was lucky, Kiba and Chouji would be in class as well.

He didn’t have any big problems at Hidden Leaf Academy, the lunch was delicious, the school was clean, the dropout rate of the school was less than one percent, and everyone was pretty smart. Shikamaru was a genius incognito, Kiba had good grades only because Akamaru was around to tell him the answers, and Chouji was only smart when he had food.

Sometimes, H.L.A. was too boring. An occasional fight would probably keep the school interesting, but nowadays, people were such pussies.

“SASUKE!” a raspy, voice echoed in his ears. Sasuke jolted to a sudden stop and calmly turned his head to a classmate who was still considered to be an acquaintance on his ‘relationship scale.’

“What?” he answered back.

“You’re late again, Sasuke?!” Kiba barked and shouldered him to continue walking down the hall. “It’s the first day back to school too!” he howled in laughter. Sasuke shrugged, trying to keep his nose from wrinkling. Kiba happened to reek of dog piss, apparently. “It doesn’t matter if I’m late. I’m smart remember? I don’t even need to be here.” he scoffed. “Why are you always late?”

Kiba sniffed casually and wiped his nose with the back of his hand. “It’s a touchy subject, Sasuke. I’d rather we not.” he said, dramatically. Sasuke groaned. “Do you shower, Kiba?!”


Kiba pursed his lips together looking offended. “It ain’t my fault that Akamaru’s gotta stay curled up in the hood of my jacket!” he snarled, the fangs of his teeth glistened. Sasuke frowned. “What; does he pee in there or something?” he rolled his eyes.

“Yeah.” Kiba answered casually and walked on. “So you heard about that program with the free tuition for those lucky bitches?” he asked, changing the subject completely.

Sasuke nodded. “They’re all idiots, I bet.” he said, with dull eyes. Kiba laughed, a bundle of spit plunged into the side of his cheek. Sasuke flinched slightly and, without trying to offend Kiba again, he pretended to scratch his cheek as he reached over to wipe it off.

“Yeah, they’re gonna cock up everything!” he howled, tears cracking at the corners of his eyes. Then the door to their first class opened. “Boys, you’re late. Get in.” Their professor said, sternly. Their math professor was a tall, tanned man with brown hair and a short beard. Like usual, he had a cigarette between his lips, and he was smoking it. “Someone’s got a zucchini up their ass.” Kiba spat out and made his way inside.

Sasuke glared coldly at his teacher and scoffed. “Maybe if you’d quit smoking, Asuma-sensei, we’d actually be willing to come to class on time.” he walked inside and arched a brow at the boy who stood in front of the room.

For some reason, Sasuke knew he was an idiot. Asuma groaned as he shut the door. “Everyone, this is the new student from that special No Kid Left Behind program. Naruto Uzumaki; introduce yourself to the class.” he lazily waved his hand in the air.

Naruto snickered. “You already took care of that for me, Asuma-sensei!” he exclaimed. Asuma raised an eyebrow. “Are you being wise with me, little boy?” he questioned in a dangerously sarcastic tone. Naruto blushed. “That’s the first time anyone has ever called me ‘wise’! Thank you sensei!” he beamed.

Asuma groaned. “What a drag, teaching these brats. Why don’t you all get comfortable with each other today, huh? Make new friends, mingle around, get pregnant, WHATEVER!” he threw his arms in the air and popped the lid off a large bottle of sake.

Naruto paused, trying to take in all this information at once and finally, he laughed. “How great is this guy? Asuma-sensei’s so awesome!” He exclaimed, loudly.

“But Naruto,” a boy with large, buggy eyes spoke up. “Asuma-sensei does not show any examples of the way to youth.” he said, as-a-matter-of-factly.

Naruto took one look at the boy and screamed. “HOLY CRAP! You have fuzzy caterpillars on your freaking face!” he said, drilling his index finger into the poor boy’s forehead. “What?! AHHH!” the boy got up hastily and brushed his hands violent against his face.

“That’s just his eye brows.” a girl exclaimed to Naruto. “Thick eyebrows are a sign of immense youth, apparently.” she added, rolling her eyes at the boy in green. “Rock Lee, calm down! Nothing’s on your face!”

“Are you sure, Tenten?!” Rock Lee whimpered, pushing his lower lip out. Tenten winced. “Yeah, yeah, Lee! I’m sure! Don’t pout like that, it’s indecent!” she pushed his face away in disgust.

“You’re name’s Rock Lee?!” Naruto gasped in awe. Rock Lee straightened his back and nodded. “It is so.” he replied. Naruto gasped again. “Are you related to Bruce Lee?!”

Rock Lee arched a bushy brow for a moment and flashed a youthful grin. “Well, he and I are actually-”

“No.” A long haired boy cut him off. “They are, in no way, related to each other.” he glanced dully at the boy with an unfavorable hair cut and thick brows. Tenten chuckled. “That’s Neji and this is Rock Lee.” she exclaimed, gesturing at the two boys. “I’m Tenten, welcome to Hidden Leaf Academy, Naruto.” she smiled.

“Thanks, Tenten!” Naruto replied, flashing her a toothy grin. “Dude!” a loud voice breathed over his shoulder. “You like Cowboy Bebop?!” Naruto immediately turned around and nodded. “Ed’s such a babe, ain’t she?” he squealed.

The chubby boy nodded. “Totally, man! By the way, my name’s Chouji.” he grinned, his cheeks balling up into lumps under his eyes.

“I’m Naruto,” he replied, but pointed at Asuma with his thumb. “But Asuma-sensei already took care of that for me, didn’t he?” he said, The corners of his eyes crinkling as he smiled.

“Oh lord, Naruto. Will you shut up?” Asuma groaned, feeling a head ache coming on. At this point, he’d rather have a hangover. “You’re the best, sensei!” Naruto flashed him a grin and turned his attention back to Tenten, Neji, Rock Lee, and Chouji.

“Hey guys, since I’m the new kid here, would you mind helping me out?” he clasped his hands together and grinned sheepishly. “I wanna make friends!”

“That’s easy!” Tenten exclaimed. “Just be yourself and introduce yourself to other people! Try talking to those guys over there!” she said, pointing at a boy with raven blue hair and a bunch of other boys sitting around him, all engaged in a conversation.

Neji chuckled under his breath. “You’re mean, Tenten.” he mumbled, playfully. “Shh!” Tenten eyed him, jokingly. “C’mon, Tenten! Give him a break! He’s the new guy. You shouldn’t play pranks on the new kid so early in the day!” Chouji exclaimed, persistently.

“Don’t be an asshole, Chouji.” Neji glared. Rock Lee furrowed his eyebrows together. “That is mean, Tenten.” he frowned as well. “Naruto seems like a nice guy. We should not play such tricks on him.”

“Dude, if you want to make it out of school with your fuzzy caterpillars still intact, then you’d better keep your mouth shut.” Neji warned, sharply glaring at his friend.

Naruto scurried over to the set of boys and stood there with a silly grin on his face. “Hi! My name’s Naruto Uzumaki,” and he pointed at Asuma with his thumb. “But Asuma-sensei already took care of that for me, didn’t he?”

“Naruto, I won’t say it again. Please shut up.” Came a faint voice from the front of the room.

“You’re the best, sensei!” Naruto grinned.

Sasuke rolled his eyes and Kiba briefly snarled. Shikamaru lazily raised his hand in the air and gestured him to leave. “We’re busy kid. Don’t talk to us.” he yawned. Naruto’s eyes lit up. “Really? Can I play too?” he asked, bouncing in place. Sasuke arched a brow. “Kid, just leave. We don’t want to play with the likes of you.” he said, rudely.

Naruto frowned. “I don’t know why you’re calling me a kid for. You’re not much older than I am, you fucker.” he huffed and pointed at Shikamaru. “And just ‘cause you look old doesn’t mean you can go around crushing the youthful people’s hopes.” he snapped and briefly snorted at Kiba. “You smell like wet dog.” and he stalked off back to the four snickering kids.

“Totally not what I expected.” Chouji muttered, with a slight grin. Neji chuckled. “I expected to see him cry after what Sasuke said.” he exclaimed.

“Well guys, thanks a lot!” Naruto sarcastically rolled his eyes. “You introduced me to a bunch of ass wipes.” he huffed under his breath and he cast a side glance at Sasuke.

The first lesson to learn at Hidden Leaf Academy, was to never fuck around with Sasuke. During lunch, Shikamaru had tricked Naruto into walking with him to an empty lot at school -- which was pretty easy. Afterwards, Sasuke and Kiba gave him a serious licking.
To top things off, Shikamaru broadcasted the entire incident for the whole school to watch on the big screen televisions around the school. While getting beaten up, Naruto could hear faint, but very audible sound of people cheering. “GO!!! GO!!!” he heard people chant.

It really was such a bad first day of school. It was the first time a thing like this ever happened, and besides that, they were all cheering for Sasuke.

He even took Ed away from Naruto.