Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Fishcakes & Ramen ❯ Boy Incognito ( Chapter 2 )

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Title: Fishcakes & Ramen
Summary: Hidden Leaf Academy was the most prestigious school in the district where the instructors were all award-winning teachers from all over the world. The school was built on 76-acres of lush Hidden Leaf land in which the students occupy forty-four school buildings; including three libraries and learning centers; computer areas and language labs, a physical education facility, and an art facility for grades K-12. Then, through a special “No Kid Left Behind” program, the school admitted several lucky kids into their school for free. As soon as that was done, the school status crumbled. They all blamed it on the special transfer student who smelled like fishcakes and ramen.
Genre: Humor/Friendship
A/N:Warning to all; People will be out of character. If you don’t like that, then ok. Good for you (: I don’t like OOC-ness for stories that are supposed to have them in character -- but if they are purposely out of character, then it makes a lot of sense.
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Session 2: A Boy Incognito
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Haku was poor. His adoptive father was a gang-member to a group of bad-ass street fighters. The only reason why he lived with an abundant amount of material wealth was because his father stole it all.

And when Haku learned that he was to attend Hidden Leaf Academy, he went insane with joy. You can’t steal your way into a super cool, super awesome school, after all.

The only thing he ever really worried about when meeting new people, was being assumed as a girl. Being mistaken as a girl was very common with people his age, right? It didn’t matter what gender people thought he was -- what did matter, was the reactions he got when people found out that he was actually a boy.

He’d suffered from rejection and discriminating comments from his “friends”

He could plaintively remember back in middle school -- when his best friend confessed to him. The boy looked at Haku with a special gleam in his eyes, and said, “I like you, Haku.” to which Haku awkwardly replied in stating that he was not gay. Then, shocked, the boy questioned Haku’s gender, to which Haku casually pulled his pants down just enough to reveal the object of his manhood. Haku’s “best friend” ran away, and never looked at him once after that incident.

This time, it will be different. New school, new friends, new… teachers? He was going to let the world know that Haku Momochi was a boy.

For his first class of the day, his professor was a strange man with an even stranger sense of fashion. He wore a cotton blend trench cap, and a short, dark, double breasted trench coat over a navy turtle neck sweater.

His sweater covered most of his mouth, so his speech was a little muffled -- mostly when he swore -- and his cap always hid his left eye from public view.

No one really talked to him during class. All the pretty girls just whispered about how small his breasts were -- even though he, himself was not a girl. The little kids from the lower levels of the academy had even called out to him with compliments such as, “You’re pretty, miss!” or “Hey, lady! You’re awfully pretty!”

He couldn’t let them know that he was a boy just yet. Today was not the day, he decided. Maybe tomorrow, or the day after, perhaps.

Later that day, during lunch, Haku watched Kiba and Sasuke beating up a blonde-haired boy. From the looks of it, that boy probably had no friends ; they could definitely relate to one another.

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“Hey, you ok?” Haku asked, quietly approaching the blonde boy wonder. Naruto groaned. “Those guys are total ass wipes. Take note of this; I WILL GET BACK AT THEM.” Naruto shouted, shaking his fists in fury and turning around to Haku. “Oh.” Naruto froze. “Gee, you’re really pretty.” he grinned, sheepishly and scratched the back of his head.

Haku frowned. “I’m insulted. What if I called you ‘pretty’ huh?” he snapped. Naruto arched a brow. “What? But I’m a boy-”

“So what?” Haku cut him off with his quick tongue. “Me too.”

Naruto took a step forward to analyze Haku’s face and then took a step back to analyze Haku’s figure; all with a look of shock. “Woah! You’re prettier than most of the girls in town!” he flashed a grin, but rubbed his chin suspiciously. “Are you sure you’re not fucking around?” he eyed Haku from head to toe.

“I’m not,” Haku replied, irritated and cleared his throat. “Well, since we’ve no friends, it’s best for the two of us to stick together.” he suggested. “And in that way, I can help you extract your revenge on those boys.” Haku added, grinning casually. Naruto nodded. “Oh yes! Thank you, friend.” he said, shaking Haku’s hand.

“My name’s Haku Momochi.” Haku replied, dryly. Naruto grinned. “Haku Momochi: My first friend ever.” he stated, with a look of satisfaction. “I like that, I like that.”

Haku rolled his eyes. “So do you have any ideas on getting back at them?” he questioned. Naruto frowned. “It kind of involves you to pretend to be a girl.” he braced himself, thinking that Haku was about to smack him. Haku grinned. “I’m a professional at that.” he winked, causing Naruto to blush, just a little.

This was probably the beginning of a weird, new friendship.

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A/N: Second chapter! Haku is finally introduced and he is the other no kid left behind transfer student! In the anime/manga, Haku is a little more shy and conserved, but I feel that pulling pranks on people would compliment his looks very well! (: Please look forward to the future chapters ‘cause they’ll start to actually be more funny & please review. It’d be nice to know that people actually read my work -- it can be compliments or critique -- doesn’t really matter.