Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Funky's Special Show - Naruto Addition ❯ Legal Matters? ( Chapter 3 )
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By: SuperPandaGirl 
Finally! The chapter that my one and only reviewer has been waiting for! (hint hint; review, people! I'll thank you too!)
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Action | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 11.18.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 453 | Status: Work In Progress
Finally! The chapter that my one and only reviewer has been waiting for! (hint hint; review, people! I'll thank you too!)
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Action | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 11.18.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 453 | Status: Work In Progress
It�s me again! Up with chapter 3, down with people whose heads are shaped like turnips! Uh, no offense if your head IS shaped like a turnip. I was just saying something weird. Anyway, this chapter is about Sakura, due to popular demand
Inner Self: Are you just flattering yourself again?
AS I was saying, it�s...well, just read it. I found Sasuke particularly fun to annoy...but I find them all fun to annoy.
Disclaimer that I forgot to do all other times: I don't own Naruto, or my brother, Funky. I do own a Nintendo DS and a COPY of the Kingdom Hearts game, but not the actual thing. I don't own Quigley Quagmire. Or that idiotic show Bobobo-bo-bo-bobo.
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�And we�re back!� shouted Funky, waving a plastic spork. �And look what I got from that spiffy commercial! Anyway, today it�s Kakashi�s turn!�
There was a pause, and then Funky said again, �I said, KAKASHI is our Special Guest!�
Still another pause, longer, when Funky shouted, �WHERE THE HECK IS KAKASHI!!?�
�Uh...� a woman walked on stage with a clipboard and whispered something to Funky. Then she took his spork and ran off the set.
�Um, according to the mike lady Kim, Kakashi can�t be found at this particular time. So...� Suddenly Funky paused and looked down at his hand. �HEY! MY SPORK!!!!�
�Well whose turn is it?� shouted Viewer #1, biting her nails.
�I�ve gotta know!� cried Viewer #2.
�And I really need underwear!� whined Viewer #3.
�Shut up!� said Panda from the corner of the room. She was punching buttons on her Nintendo DS. �I really need Namine to DIE!!!�
�Oh, yeah.� Funky suddenly remembered what he had been talking about. �It�s Sakura�s turn! Please welcome Special Guest Sakura!�
Sakura walked onto the screen from the side. �Hi! I�m Sakura, and I-�
�Enough about you. We all know that you-� But poor Funky wasn�t able to say what he knew about Sakura.
�HEY!!!!!� she yelled, lunging at him. �I WAS TALKING!!!� She started punching him in the head.
�Ow!! Hey, it�s against the rules to punch the Funky!� Funky cried, trying to shield himself from the anger of a girl. �Sasuke!� he yelled, running around.
Sasuke once again sauntered onto the screen. Sakura stopped dead and started drooling over him. Again.
�Whew!� said Funky, whipping his forehead. �Anyway, the first thing to do is, well, you all know how much Sakura drools over Sasuke, so, get him to do something mean. Which, for Sasuke, isn�t hard.�
�Sasuke, I-� started Sakura, but was cut off by Sasuke.
�Would you SHUT UP and LEAVE ME ALONE?!?� he yelled, smacking her in the face with a golf club.
�OW!� Sakura yelled.
�YES!� Panda cried.
Sasuke walked off. Then Naruto walked on.
�Sakura thinks Naruto�s a dweeb,� Funky continued, motioning to the side, where Naruto was walking out. Suddenly Funky was hit on the side of the head with a golf ball.
�Sorry!� called Sasuke.
�Anyway,� muttered Funky, rubbing his head, �it�s a clash of the...er...two people who don�t get along!�
�Hi, Sakura!� said Naruto, eating a bag of cheesy chips, like the ones on that annoying commercial with the little kid who cries, �Cheese!�
�Urg,� said Sakura. Then she talked to herself in her head, but for some weird reason everyone could hear her like they do on TV and in books. �Naruto�s so annoying, but since we�re a team, I should try to be nicer to him. After all-�
�I SAID, HI SAKURA!!!� Naruto screamed in her ear.
�GOOD GOD, NARUTO!!!!!!!� Sakura screamed back. �WOULD YOU SHUT UP!?� Then she pulled out a hairbrush and started beating Naruto with it. �OH YEAH,� said her split-personality. �I ROCK! TAKE THIS, NARUTO!�
The screen went black.
�Woah,� said Viewer #2.
�Sakura�s scary,� said Viewer #3.
�Hey! Why am I last? I�m Viewer #1!�
�Oh, shut up,� growled Panda from the corner.
�What�s wrong with her?� Viewer #3 asked Quigley.
Quigley shrugged. �She�s mad because Sora believes Namine.�
Suddenly Panda grabbed Quigley. �Don�t. Say. That. NAAAAAMMMMME!�
Viewer #2 winced.
�Hey! Stop that!� said Viewer #1. �I�M #1!!!!!�
Funky�s Special Show reappeared on the TV screen. This time Sakura was tied to a nearby tree.
�YOU CAN�T DO THIS TO ME!!� she screamed, kicking at Funky. �I�M A NINJAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!�
�Well, I-� Funky started to say.
�I WANT MY LAWYER!!� yelled Sakura.
A man with big glasses and a combover ran onto the screen. �Excuse me,� he said to Funky, setting up a card table and opening his briefcase.
�Wait a...if you�re a ninja, why do you have a lawyer?� asked Funky.
The screen once again went black. Letters appeared on the screen.
�Finally!� said Viewer #1. �I�m back in first!�
�Then READ the dang thing!� said viewer #2.
�Due to legal matters, Funky�s Special Show has been posponed for as long as it takes Funky to get out of the entanglement of the legal system,� read Viewer #3.
�Whatever. My brother�s way too dumb to know what to do in a court hearing.� Panda pressed a button on the remote. �Ooh, look, it�s...WHAT IS THIS???�
All four people watched in horror as a guy with a huge yellow �fro ran around with a weird orange thing and an annoying girl with pink hair, doing weird things.
�THIS IS TERRIBLE!� cried Viewer #1.
�MY EYES!!!!� screamed Viewer #2.
Viewer #3 just did an eye twitch.
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Okay! I know there wasn�t much annoying Sakura, but I need some good ideas! So review! And, well, next is Kakashi, and...how do I say this...how do you annoy KAKASHI? He seems more like the type who would annoy other people...so please! I need ideas before the next chapter can go up! I�ll be waiting!
Inner Self: Are you just flattering yourself again?
AS I was saying, it�s...well, just read it. I found Sasuke particularly fun to annoy...but I find them all fun to annoy.
Disclaimer that I forgot to do all other times: I don't own Naruto, or my brother, Funky. I do own a Nintendo DS and a COPY of the Kingdom Hearts game, but not the actual thing. I don't own Quigley Quagmire. Or that idiotic show Bobobo-bo-bo-bobo.
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�And we�re back!� shouted Funky, waving a plastic spork. �And look what I got from that spiffy commercial! Anyway, today it�s Kakashi�s turn!�
There was a pause, and then Funky said again, �I said, KAKASHI is our Special Guest!�
Still another pause, longer, when Funky shouted, �WHERE THE HECK IS KAKASHI!!?�
�Uh...� a woman walked on stage with a clipboard and whispered something to Funky. Then she took his spork and ran off the set.
�Um, according to the mike lady Kim, Kakashi can�t be found at this particular time. So...� Suddenly Funky paused and looked down at his hand. �HEY! MY SPORK!!!!�
�Well whose turn is it?� shouted Viewer #1, biting her nails.
�I�ve gotta know!� cried Viewer #2.
�And I really need underwear!� whined Viewer #3.
�Shut up!� said Panda from the corner of the room. She was punching buttons on her Nintendo DS. �I really need Namine to DIE!!!�
�Oh, yeah.� Funky suddenly remembered what he had been talking about. �It�s Sakura�s turn! Please welcome Special Guest Sakura!�
Sakura walked onto the screen from the side. �Hi! I�m Sakura, and I-�
�Enough about you. We all know that you-� But poor Funky wasn�t able to say what he knew about Sakura.
�HEY!!!!!� she yelled, lunging at him. �I WAS TALKING!!!� She started punching him in the head.
�Ow!! Hey, it�s against the rules to punch the Funky!� Funky cried, trying to shield himself from the anger of a girl. �Sasuke!� he yelled, running around.
Sasuke once again sauntered onto the screen. Sakura stopped dead and started drooling over him. Again.
�Whew!� said Funky, whipping his forehead. �Anyway, the first thing to do is, well, you all know how much Sakura drools over Sasuke, so, get him to do something mean. Which, for Sasuke, isn�t hard.�
�Sasuke, I-� started Sakura, but was cut off by Sasuke.
�Would you SHUT UP and LEAVE ME ALONE?!?� he yelled, smacking her in the face with a golf club.
�OW!� Sakura yelled.
�YES!� Panda cried.
Sasuke walked off. Then Naruto walked on.
�Sakura thinks Naruto�s a dweeb,� Funky continued, motioning to the side, where Naruto was walking out. Suddenly Funky was hit on the side of the head with a golf ball.
�Sorry!� called Sasuke.
�Anyway,� muttered Funky, rubbing his head, �it�s a clash of the...er...two people who don�t get along!�
�Hi, Sakura!� said Naruto, eating a bag of cheesy chips, like the ones on that annoying commercial with the little kid who cries, �Cheese!�
�Urg,� said Sakura. Then she talked to herself in her head, but for some weird reason everyone could hear her like they do on TV and in books. �Naruto�s so annoying, but since we�re a team, I should try to be nicer to him. After all-�
�I SAID, HI SAKURA!!!� Naruto screamed in her ear.
�GOOD GOD, NARUTO!!!!!!!� Sakura screamed back. �WOULD YOU SHUT UP!?� Then she pulled out a hairbrush and started beating Naruto with it. �OH YEAH,� said her split-personality. �I ROCK! TAKE THIS, NARUTO!�
The screen went black.
�Woah,� said Viewer #2.
�Sakura�s scary,� said Viewer #3.
�Hey! Why am I last? I�m Viewer #1!�
�Oh, shut up,� growled Panda from the corner.
�What�s wrong with her?� Viewer #3 asked Quigley.
Quigley shrugged. �She�s mad because Sora believes Namine.�
Suddenly Panda grabbed Quigley. �Don�t. Say. That. NAAAAAMMMMME!�
Viewer #2 winced.
�Hey! Stop that!� said Viewer #1. �I�M #1!!!!!�
Funky�s Special Show reappeared on the TV screen. This time Sakura was tied to a nearby tree.
�YOU CAN�T DO THIS TO ME!!� she screamed, kicking at Funky. �I�M A NINJAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!�
�Well, I-� Funky started to say.
�I WANT MY LAWYER!!� yelled Sakura.
A man with big glasses and a combover ran onto the screen. �Excuse me,� he said to Funky, setting up a card table and opening his briefcase.
�Wait a...if you�re a ninja, why do you have a lawyer?� asked Funky.
The screen once again went black. Letters appeared on the screen.
�Finally!� said Viewer #1. �I�m back in first!�
�Then READ the dang thing!� said viewer #2.
�Due to legal matters, Funky�s Special Show has been posponed for as long as it takes Funky to get out of the entanglement of the legal system,� read Viewer #3.
�Whatever. My brother�s way too dumb to know what to do in a court hearing.� Panda pressed a button on the remote. �Ooh, look, it�s...WHAT IS THIS???�
All four people watched in horror as a guy with a huge yellow �fro ran around with a weird orange thing and an annoying girl with pink hair, doing weird things.
�THIS IS TERRIBLE!� cried Viewer #1.
�MY EYES!!!!� screamed Viewer #2.
Viewer #3 just did an eye twitch.
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Okay! I know there wasn�t much annoying Sakura, but I need some good ideas! So review! And, well, next is Kakashi, and...how do I say this...how do you annoy KAKASHI? He seems more like the type who would annoy other people...so please! I need ideas before the next chapter can go up! I�ll be waiting!