Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ harry pothead ❯ harry jay pothead ( Chapter 1 )

As the disclaimer goes I do not own this title but I do own an ex-box if this is not how u do it please r&r oh and this is my first ff parody so please don't put me down too badly.

 

 

Harry jay pothead

 

It was a dark and cold night in the middle of December and Jamie marvolo pothead was smoking tobacco while huffing cocaine and reading the daily prophet all at the same time it was hard work and Lily Jean Evans was cooking her famous pothead-pie and Harry jay pothead was sleeping silently in his cradle and all of the sudden there was a loud crack and Harry woke up crying and next thing he saw there was a man and he shot his mom and dad then shot at him it didn't hurt him matter of fact it deflected off of him and straight at the mans forehead and then he vanished then harry started to cry even harder than before.

 

10 years later: harry is in a run down house that looks almost as if it could be a small warehouse he's wearing a black tee shirt and denim jeans he then starts smoking pot then his cousin fucked up Dudley comes down the stairs stomping for no good reason and starts laughing then harry comes out of his cupboard and punches Dudley in the nutsack and starts smoking while laughing then stomps all over dudley then fucked up petunia comes in the hallway and says “oh my what a mess harry what have you done to my poor lil' baby” then harry says “oh nothing just showing this fat bitch the meaning of respect” then she says “oh well that's nice you two carry on and don't kill him now oh and have fun” “oh I wont kill him trust me aunt petunia…” he lied “and trust me we will have lots and lots of fun” he lied again but to him this kill was the meaning of fun why didn't he just do it before it would have been loads of fun wouldn't it?

 

 

The end

 

As the disclaimer goes I do not own this title but I do own an ex-box if this is not how u do it please r&r oh and this is my first ff parody so please don't put me down too badly.