Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ harry pothead ❯ Harry gets goin ( Chapter 2 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

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Fighting dilemma fucked up Vernon's fury

“so fat boy ready to die” he pulls out a Swiss army knife from his back pocket and a butcher knife from his cupboard and puts it to fucked up Dudley's throat “hey what the fuck is going on in here” growled fucked up Vernon .“ oh nothin' just playin' who's gonna die first and it looks like we got a Vincitore ” he says in a baby-ish voice then slits his neck but doesn't cut it off then Dudley starts crying like a baby and harry just keeps laughing then finally Vernon growls really loud then pins harry to the wall harry then stabs Vernon in the chest. then laughs even harder then throws up on there wounds and there wounds heal then he passes out.

2 hours later: “what the hell” he said then he tried to open his cupboard and it doesn't work then tries again and it doesn't work and then he says “damn it they locked it those fuckin bastards im gonna fuckin kill them” then he shoots the lock with a 45. magnum and it opens then he goes into Vernon and petunias room then shoots Vernon in the head and petunia sits boltrightup then says “oh well wasn't a good husband anyways he hates magic so therefore he deserved to die! oh and thank you harry that was very nice of you now can you please throw away that carcass I mean if we left it there then id have to put up with nastiest smell ever thank you goodbye love you”. Harry then picks up Vernon's body and puts it in the fireplace. He takes a whiff of the fire and says, “Mmm, this smells really good.”

About 12:00 midnight he hears a loud knock on the door. He goes down and answers it. There is a half-giant standing outside.

“What the fuck are you?” Harry says.

“Ohh I'm jus comin to tell a boy named `arry Pothead he's goin to a school called Hogwarts School of Drugs and alcohol.

“Oh ok, I'll go get my stuff”

About 4 hours later he arrives at platform 9