Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Hinata and Naruto ❯ Haunted ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, Sasuke would never have left and for some reason Kiba and Shino would have set up Naruto and Hinata while Sasuke and Sakura were locked in a house tog…just go read my other stuff. Or poltergeist, futurama…sherlock homes…

 

AN: You may have noticed that I bumped the rating up to X and added Hentai as a genre. Well I did it just in case I do anything a moderator considers hentai that I don't (I don't want this deleted) And maybe I can use more of my signature humor this way. This story takes place during shipuuden. Minor bondage and yuri themes. And language. Oh and ryo is the currency in Naruto right…oh well that's what I'm using.

 

Animeprincessinulover: I'm back. Yeah the last one was cute. And Naruto is good at fabricating stuff. This well will still be funny but not so much cute as perverted.

 

Vospader21: No theses aren't connected just a bunch of stories that pop into my head. Usually involving someone doing something insane to set the couple up.

 

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Naruto made his way to the Hokage's office. She had called him here claiming that he needed something to take his mind off Sasuke, and she had apparently found it. He sighed again and knocked on her door. Shizune opened it and pulled him inside. He saw Hinata sitting in front of Tsunade's desk blushing deeply. “Ah, there's the shinobi I wanted to see.” The blonde said cheerily. Have a seat.” Naruto shrugged and set down. “Now I will tell you what I told Hinata. First off did you bring a change of clothes and pajamas?” Naruto held up a small pack. “Shizune make sure that's all he packed.”

 

“Yes lady Tsunade.” Shizune said snatching his bag.

 

“Who hires a ninja but won't let them carry weap…” Naruto began. Tsunade held up her hand to stop him.

 

“I'm getting to that. You have been hired for a very interesting and unique mission.” She continued enigmatically. “You have been hired by a good friend of mine Miyuki Kagura.” Shizune gave an involuntary squeak at the name. “…I see Shizune remembers her. Anyway, her great uncle or something dies and left her a mansion, under the condition that she spend one night there within a month of receiving it. However there are rumors about this house that make her a little apprehensive about going there.”

 

“Rumors?” Naruto asked not liking where this was going.

 

“Supposedly the house is haunted.” Tsunade said rolling her eyes. “It's stupid but Miyuki…” Shizune again yelped as though she had just been struck. “Are you alright Shizune?”

 

“Y-yes.” Shizune said shakily leaning back over Naruto's belongings.

 

“Alright…Miyuki….”

 

“EEP!” Shizune stood bolt upright again and looked around the room with eyes wide.

 

“Miyuki, is very superstitious so she believes all this mumbo jumbo.” Tsunade said ignoring the fact that this time Shizune screamed and leapt into the air.

 

“M-m-m-m-m-mumbo j-j-j-jumbo…right…hehehe…” Naruto laughed nervously as he sat trembling in his chair.

 

“You're not afraid are you mister future Hokage?” Tsunade teased.

 

“N-no…of c-course not who in there right mind believes in…gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-ghosts?” Naruto said giving a short burst of manic laughter.

 

“Okay then. After all if you chickened out of this you'd be labored a chicken forever, and our Hokage can't be a chicken can he?” She cleared her throat and began her explanation as though she were reading off a script. “She however has an alternative way of inheriting the mansion. She must find two people to take her place. You two must stay in that mansion together for one night. However if you fail she will have to find four people to replace you…and if even one of them leave she has to find eight and…you get the idea. If either of you fail…” She said turning to Naruto. “You can't take the chunin exam for another two years.”

 

“So for the sake of your dream neither of you are going to fail me, right?” Tsunade asked looking stern. The teens shook their heads. “Good. Now then I don't want any weapons incase you get spooked. I don't want you or the mansion hurt. And to make sure you don't somehow smuggle any in I have prepared all you'll need for this mission: food, water, candles, matches, pillow, flashlights, and a futon.”

 

“A futon?” Naruto asked sure that she meant to or had forgotten to pack to and would supply an extra.

 

“Yes.” Tsunade said evenly hiding her grin. “Don't worry I packed two pillows.”

 

“But shouldn't we have separate beds?” Naruto asked noticing Hinata's blush.”

 

“I really don't think Hinata would mind sleeping with you…would you Hinata?”

 

“Hweh…igsa…menah…” Hinata tried and failed to give a response before shaking her head.

 

The blonde grinned at the blushing girl. “The house has electricity water, towels, and pretty much everything so you ought to be just fine.”

 

“Fine right…n-no such th-thing as ghosts…” Naruto said shivering.

 

“Well here's the address. You should be able to reach it in just a few hours.” Tsunade said handing Hinata the mission profile. Hinata hid her face behind it and began to read. It was only a few miles outside the village. The Hyuga girl sat there with her heart pounding. She had been frantic when Tsunade told her she would be in the same bed as Naruto. She had gotten mercilessly teased by the village leader about this. There had been lots of provocative and descriptive words used. Worse, she couldn't look at Naruto without thinking about some of what the older women had said. “Naruto you carry the pack.” Tsunade tossed a backpack at the boy with such force he was knocked out of his chair.

 

“Naruto!” Hinata yelped and jumped down to help him up. He sat up and saw Hinata blushing and smiling nervously. He smiled back at her and stood grabbing the bag. She grinned and followed him outside.

 

“Lady Tsunade, I'm not entirely sure that…” Shizune began.

 

“Miyuki!” Tsunade yelled grabbing her assistant from behind.

 

“WHERE?!!!” Shizune shot straight into the air and latched onto the ceiling. “Don't say that unless it's really her.” Shizune whined.

 

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Naruto and Hinata finally reached the mansion. They had passed the time talking about their lives these past years. Hinata filled Naruto in on what had happened in the village while he was gone. She told him about the chuunin exams, how each of their friends had finally passed, he listened intently to everything she had to say. It was good to hear about his old home. She told her about his travels with Jaraiya, about how he had learned a lot from the old perv. She listened in awe, even screamed when he told her about being chased by knife wielding murderers (women who caught Jiraiya in the women's bath.) They arrived to find a short haired brunette in glasses nervously twiddling her fingers. If it weren't for her green eyes she could easily be mistaken for a relation of Hinata's. “Are you the shinobi Tsunade sent?”

 

“That's us! Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuga Hinata!” Naruto declared proudly.

 

“Yes, I assume Tsunade has briefed you on the situation?” She asked straightening her glasses. Hinata and Naruto nodded. “Good, the electricity and water is on, you should have everything you need. Here's the key.” The women tossed them the keys which Hinata caught. The women shakily turned to the house before laughing nervously. “Sorry to rush off like this but…you know.” She turned and shot off checking behind her back every few steps.

 

“Why does she want this house if she's that afraid of it?” Naruto asked.

 

“Maybe she wants to sell it once she inherits it.” Hinata offered.

 

“Or maybe she wants to turn it into one of those tourist places. A lot of people pay money to stay at places that are haunted...” Naruto said this and drooped slightly when he reminded himself that he was staying in said haunted place. “W-well I guess we should go on in.”

 

They walked up to a large door and Hinata unlocked it. They pushed the door open with a noticeable “creeeeaaak!” and stepped inside. “Oh, wow.” Hinata said quietly. It was huge, there was a staircase in the back that lead up to what looked like dozens of rooms. “It's beautiful.”

 

“Yeah…and huge.” Naruto breathed. “If she wants to sell it we should buy it.” He said looking around, he suddenly felt the urge to explore. He grabbed Hinata's hand (earning a blush from the girl) and dragged her to their left.

 

They stepped through the first open doorway and found themselves in the biggest kitchen/dinning room either of them had ever seen. “You could fit my apartment in here.” Naruto said gaping. He was exaggerating…but not by much. They began looking around, the table looked big enough for six people to sit and not be within arms reach of each other. Naruto peeked in the refrigerator…nothing there. He closed the door and saw a note. “Hinata listen to this `Feel free to use dishes and utensils, hope Tsunade told you to bring food. Make yourselves comfortable. Miyuki.'” SLAM!!! Both teens jumped when they heard the kitchen door slam closed. Hinata had involuntarily grabbed Naruto's arm. They looked from each other to the door then to each other. Naruto gave a nervous chuckle. “M-m-must have bumped it when we came in.” He said though it was clear from the look on his face that he realized they had been in the room to long to have “bumped” the door.

 

“Y-yeah.” Hinata said, she was embarrassed that she was clinging to the blonde boy but more nervous about the fact that neither one of them could have “bumped” the door that hard and not noticed.

 

“L-lets check out the rest of the house.” Naruto said eager to get out of this suddenly eerie room. Hinata nodded and released his arm, but she stayed close enough to grab it at a moments notice.

 

They wandered around the bottom floor, finding an entertainment room with a plasma tv and surround sound (Naruto was very reluctant to leave), and a hot-tub (Hinata wished she had brought a bathing suit), And a bathroom with a tub that could easily fit them both.

 

Finally their curiosity turned to the second floor and they made there way up the stairs. They found three more bathrooms and at least ten bedrooms. The largest of which they decided to put their stuff in. It had a large tv and a bed that looked big enough for three…or five if you liked to cuddle. “Don't think she'll mind if we borrow some of these beds tonight. You can have this one. I'll take the one across from it.”

 

“N-naruto…I…I'd rather…” Hinata began.

 

“You don't want to sleep alone in this house?” He asked thinking that she was as creeped out as he was.

 

“…n-no…I mean, you d-don't have to…I know it's silly to be afraid…” Hinata twiddled her fingers. She had been about to offer him this room but, at his offer to share the room with her, she realized that she was nervous about being alone in a supposedly haunted house…or there could have been other reasons for wanting him in the same room.

 

“It's alright Hinata. This place is kinda creepy. I think I'd feel more comfortable being with you.” Naruto said with a grin.

 

Hinata blushed and smiled sheepishly. “Thank you.”

 

“Don't mention it Hinata.” Naruto said with a goofy smile. “What kind of future Hokage wouldn't sleep with someone who really needed…it…uh…” Naruto stopped mid sentence when he realized what he said. “I…didn't mean that how it came out…” He said however Hinata couldn't hear him over the sound of her heart going ninety miles a minute. She had turned dark red and was on the verge of a swooning faint.

 

“…r-really?” She stammered.

 

“Of course not. Not that I wouldn't…that's not saying that I'll try…well I might but…I mean…” Naruto said tripping over his own words. “I would if you asked me but not…not that you'd ask me…” He turned away and drooped. “Sorry.”

 

“N-naruto…it's alright…I-I…kn-kn-know what you m-mean.” She said trying to cheer him up. She was blushing even more hearing that Naruto might “try.”

 

“Thanks Hinata.” Naruto said perking back up. He smiled and began to unpack their stuff. When he made it to the ramen in the bag he realized it was nearly dinner time. “You hungry Hinata?” The brunette nodded and they made their way back down stairs.

 

They reached the door and Naruto opened it slowly. He looked around and saw no one, assuming it was safe he motioned Hinata to follow him. They stepped inside and closed the door behind them hoping to avoid a repeat of earlier. “Hmm…looks like we're having shio ramen tonight.” Naruto observed as this was the only type of ramen Tsunade packed for them. There were other foods of course but…we are talking about Naruto. Naruto grabbed a pot and began the process of boiling water, Hinata walked over to help him but he shook his head. “Go ahead and sit down Hinata. I'm a professional at this.”

 

Hinata smiled and turned to sit at the table before… “YEEK!!!”

 

“Hinata's what's wron…GWAG!!!” Naruto turned to see that in what had to have been under a minute of having his back turned someone had stacked all the chairs upside down on top of the table. Hinata had only seen it a moment ago and this was really messing up her brain…see it's even got mine messed up. And to top it all off the door was open. “Hi-hi-hinata…d-d-d-do you s-see what I'm s-seeing.” Naruto said trembling.

 

“Yes. But I don't th-think we should worry. If it is a ghost it doesn't seem dangerous.” Hinata said from her place wrapped around Naruto's arm.

 

“I-I-if it's a gh-gh-gh-ghost?” Naruto asked looking at the girl.

 

“Well…I'm sure the Miyuki isn't the only one wh-who wants this mansion. M-maybe it's only of her relatives trying to scare us.” Hinata said still not relinquishing her hold on the blonde teen's arm.

 

“…b-but what kind of person could get all those chairs like that so fast?” Naruto asked still positive it was some kind of malevolent spirit bent of dragging him and his ramen to hell. Hinata would survive but would lose her clothes, from there she would make clothes out of a sheet that had survived when the mansion had been sucked into…and off Naruto's mind goes once again.

 

“Well, if it's the Hokage's old friend. Maybe she's from a family of ninja.” Hinata offered feeling more come through the paranoia that this was a fiendish plot to take inheritance from a relative.

 

“Yeah that makes since, grandma Tsunade only knows ninjas and people that owe her money.” Naruto said thoughtfully.

 

“…yes?” Hinata answered not believing anyone could say something that disrespectful about the Hokage.

 

“Alright then. They are not going to scare us that easy.” Naruto said as he resumed cooking the ramen. Hinata smiled and began de-stacking the chairs. Naruto brought over the ramen and they sat down to eat. Again conversation turned to what they had done over the past two years. Naruto grinned when Hinata told him how dull things were without him.

 

When they finished Naruto washed the bowls and the pair made their way back up stairs. Hinata suddenly turned to Naruto and spoke. “Naruto, I was hoping to take a shower. Would-would you watch…” Naruto's eyes grew several times their normal size. “…the door for more? I'm still a little nervous.” Naruto was slightly disappointed but smiled and nodded. She went into their bedroom (well they are going to sleep in it) and grabbed a nightgown. They made their way to the closest bathroom and Hinata stepped inside while Naruto sat in the room across from it looking through the open door for anything suspicious.

 

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Hinata sighed as the warm water hit her body, she was almost giddy thinking about all that had happened today. It was like someone was setting all this up for her to spend the night with Naruto. And she could claim to be frightened so he would hold her close, and his hand would innocently drift along her…Hinata shook her head at having such thoughts and decided to drown them out by taking a cold shower. She reached down and shut the hot water off turning the water from pleasantly hot to ice cold is an instant. She had not prepared for this but her training aloud her to do the sensible thing… “EEEEEEEEEYYYYYAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!” …scream at the top off her lungs.

 

“Hinata?!” Naruto ran in looking for an assailant but only found Hinata covering herself, shivering, and blushing. “Are you alright?”

 

“Oh…um…I bumped into the…the…” She looked around and found nothing close by. “The bottle of conditioner…and it fell…and startled me when I heard it…” She said blushing. “Sorry.”

 

“It's alright. I'd be nervous too if I were nak…” Naruto suddenly realized he was in the room with a naked girl who was not doing a great job at covering herself. “…exposed in a house with someone trying to drive me out…” Naruto was staring openly at Hinata. She had certainly…developed while he was gone…

 

“Yeah…” Hinata said simply glad that he had believed that. “Well I'll just finish up.” She said very aware of the way Naruto was looking at her.

 

“…oh…um…yeah…well I'll just…heh…” Naruto blushed and shuffled back outside. Hinata stepped back under the cold water and began washing herself rapidly trying to take her mind off the look in Naruto's eyes when he saw her…he looked ready to…was there a way to make this water colder? She finished washing and shut the water off, before stepping out and drying herself off. The brunette was regretting the cold shower about now as she stood shivering. She noticed that the mirror had fogged up and used her towel to wipe it off. Hinata stifled a scream when she saw what was in the mirror. Standing behind her was a women with short black hair, and piercing green eyes…she looked exactly like Miyuki…but that wasn't possible. Miyuki would never be wearing that amount of leather, or be looking at Hinata like that. Hinata stared at the women unable to move or make a sound.

 

“Hello there.” The women whispered softly wrapping her arms around the stunned girl. “Oh my. Are you cold sweetie?” She asked as Hinata shivered half from cold, half from fear at seeing that while the women was in the mirror and Hinata felt her arms around her…she wasn't there. Hinata didn't see anyone holding her.

 

“…a little…” Hinata said softly. The woman didn't seem dangerous…but anyone dressed like this was probably not that safe either.

 

“Awe…poor baby. Do you want me to warm you up?” The woman asked teasingly. Hinata didn't respond but the woman didn't seem to care. “He's really cute.” She said conversationally. Hinata's eyes bugged and the women giggled. “You two would make such a cute couple. But it was a naughty, naughty thing to lie to him. Maybe you should…be punished.” Hinata's eyes grew even wider the women grinned at her. “Oh, lighten up I'm kidding. But you ought to apologize…in fact you ought to march out there as you are and tell the truth.” Hinata shook her head looking mortified. “Oh well more Hinata for me.” She said cheerily. “You're really cute.” She said sweetly. As she said this she tilted Hinata's head to the side and exposed her neck…Hinata didn't like where this was going. “You look good enough to eat.” With this the woman smiled showing a pair of fangs and bent over Hinata's neck. Hinata glued her eyes shut but no pain came. She opened one eye and saw that the woman in the mirror was gone. “Boo!” Or so she thought. Hinata spun to see the older brunette grinning at her, apparently she had jumped out of the mirror when Hinata's eyes were closed. That was enough for Hinata. She practically tore the door off its hinges and ran full speed into the room where Naruto waited.

 

“Hina…wah!” She dove into Naruto's lap and buried her head in his shoulder.

 

“There…mirror…she…and…” Was all Naruto caught from the violently trembling girl.

 

“Shh…it's alright.” He said softly, he stroked the girl gently trying to calm her without getting slapped. It seemed to work as her shaking stopped and she looked up at him blushing. If her passing out wouldn't have left Naruto alone in a haunted house she would be taking unconsciousness to a whole new level. But for Naruto she would be strong. “What happened?” He asked sure that this was something worse than a killer shampoo bottle…or was it conditioner?

 

“W-well, I got out of the shower…” She went on to tell him about her encounter, leaving out some details such as the woman knowing about him or that she was dressed like some undead dominatrix. “…and-and -and…then I ran in here…” She finished, her fear and embarrassment making her talk much more rapidly than she or Naruto was aware she could.

 

“…Hinata…I think we should go.” He said after a moment. Hinata looked up at him, clearly shocked. “SO what if I don't become a chuunin for a little longer. It isn't worth putting you in danger.” Hinata blushed and smiled at him then got a determined look on her face.

 

“Naruto, I don't think we are in danger. That woman…she could have hurt me if she wanted to but…she just scared me. If it is some relative wanting to chase us of they don't seem to be willing to hurt us for this house…and if it is…ghosts they don't seem malevolent.” She said looking sure of herself. “We can do this. I know we can.” Hinata didn't reveal what her punishment for failing would be. Tsunade had told her that if they failed she wouldn't be aloud to work with Naruto on missions…ever.

 

Naruto smiled and nodded. “Alright. We can do this. We've done things a hundred times harder than this.”

 

“…but Naruto…” Hinata began gripping his arm tightly. “…will you go in there with me?”

 

“Sure. Maybe we'll find something that proves it isn't a ghost…like a secret passage or something.” Hinata nodded and they made their way bath to the bathroom.

 

Hinata noticed something odd soon after entering. “…she took my clothes…” Her violet nightgown and panties were the only pieces of clothing still in the room. She slipped it on and saw Naruto knocking on the wall across from the mirror. He'd knock shuffle to his right slightly and knock again. He didn't seem to be finding anything. Hinata watched and noticed something at his feet. He had moved a rug while shuffling and revealed a section of tile that didn't match the rest. “Naruto look.” He stopped and turned to where she was pointing. They saw that there was a gap around this area and a set of hinges on one side.

 

“I knew it.” Naruto said with a smile. Not questioning why someone's great uncle would have trap doors in his house. Naruto slid his finger tips in between the gap and lifted up the trap door revealing a staircase. “Wow…” With out even hesitating he hopped down and made his way down the staircase before he realized he was missing something. He turned to see Hinata still waiting in the bathroom. “Are you coming Hinata…wow…purple…” Naruto realized he was at an interesting angle to Hinata. Hinata also realized this and that it wasn't the color of her nightgown he was commenting on. She blushed and began to follow him.

 

“N-naruto?” Hinata asked nervously. “Why do you think there's a passageway like this?”

 

“Well, if these guys are ninja maybe they used this place as a base and this leads to an armory or something.” Naruto mused as they approached the bottom of the stairs. Just as he made it to the last step he heard the trapdoor close and the stairway went dark. Hinata who had not thought to use her Byakugan crashed into Naruto and they both hit the ground. Hinata had been on top of Naruto so her landing was soft. Naruto had turned and landed on his back so…it could have hurt more…maybe. They laid like this for a moment Naruto gently stroked Hinata while she nuzzled him. This tender moment was interrupt however as several lights came on revealing they were in some room that must be used for monitoring the rest of the house because there were dozens screens along one wall looking into, what seemed like, every room in the house. “Hmm, why would a ghost have something as elaborate as this?” Naruto could see his theory coming together. “Someone who knew this stuff was down here, in other words a relative, came in before we did and has been monitoring us. Through use of their training or possibly security system designed to frighten intruders they have been attempting to run us out of the house.” Naruto was now talking with an British accent and smoking an imaginary pipe. “And so as time went on the killer became more desperate…”

 

`What killer?' Hinata thought to herself as it become clear that the fall had fried part of Naruto's brain.

 

“…and so she was forced to reveal herself to you, revealing her evil lair and supporting our theory that she is in fact a relation of Miyuki's.” He continued, getting weirder and weirder looks from the Hyuga girl. “And so as a final last ditch effort to wrongfully gain this mansion she will now bash me on the head with a candle stick…hyah!” Naruto spun and lashed out at his supposed attacker. Hinata just stood there and watched her love viscously attack the air. “Okay I wash hoping the long monologue would draw her out. Let's look around.” Hinata was still stunned by how psychotic her crush was but…he was still cute. She followed him and they reached a door, it seemed to be the only one. Naruto opened it and peeked inside, it was a bedroom. “Uh-huh…” They looked around, it looked like someone had slept in it recently.

 

“YOU!!!” The teens froze as a very angry woman's voice was heard. Naruto and Hinata turned to see a very pissed off brunette. “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU POINTY HAIRED LITTLE PSYCHO!!!!!”

 

`Psysho?' The two teens thought in unison as they were backed into the bedroom.

 

“Aren't you Miyuki?” Naruto asked not knowing what else to say.

 

“OF COURSE I AM!!!!! NOW STOP INTERRUPTING ME!!!!! YOU'RE ARE NOT GOING TO RUIN MY REPUTATION, NOW TAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND, GET IN THAT BE…” She looked very demented and the two teens were currently confused and fearing for their lives.

 

“Hey! That's cheating!” An familiar voice yelled. The pair was even more confused by the sight of Tsunade and Shizune (who was trembling) appearing behind Miyuki.

 

“Bu-bu-but…” Miyuki suddenly turned and whined. “You cheated first. There's something wrong with this kid. And now my track record is ruined. You had to give me the one guy on the planet that wouldn't take advantage of the shower scenario. No fair!” Miyuki continued whining to Tsunade while Naruto and Hinata just sat on the bed blinking. Tsunade cleared her throat and held out her hand. “No you owe me for taking away customers.” Tsunade just looked at her and grinned. “Fine 500 ryo.” The brunette sighed.

 

“Yays.” Tsunade giggled and counted the money.

 

“Uh…lady Tsunade? Shouldn't we fill Naruto and Hinata in on all this?” Shizune asked as she saw Naruto and Hinata look from each other to the three women to each other.

 

“One ryo, two ryo, three ryo…” Tsunade was completely oblivious to her assistant.

 

“You know I didn't give you any ones right?” Miyuki said looking over her friends shoulder to see what she was doing.

 

“Yeah but it's funner to pretend they are.” Tsunade giggled contently to herself as she resumed counting.

 

“…anyway…we were out with Kurenai one night and we were a little drunk. Well your sensei mentioned how happy you were that Naruto was back, but she kept going on and on about how you were never going to ask him. So, finally lady Tsunade took it on herself to hook you two up. Well we thought about how to pull it off for a week or two. Then the other night lady Tsunade turns to me…” Shizune stopped suddenly seeing the odd looks she was getting from the teens. “…while we were working late…and said brought up Miyuki…” Shizune shuddered at the sound of the name then continued. “…who is an old friend of hers…that we know from…anyway, she own this mansion and she uses it as a couples resort, she uses genjutsu to make it into a funhouse. She does the haunted mansion a lot but she can do a lot of interesting themes at the customer's request…anyway she's been known for helping people in your situation so we came up with the whole haunted house thing…and…” Shizune realized that nether teen was listening to her.

 

“Is that true Hinata?” Naruto asked looking at the blushing girl. She blushed a deeper red than ever, but nodded. “Really?” He asked grinning at her.

 

“Y-y-yes…” She whispered.

 

“Why didn't you ever tell me?”

 

“…erm…” Hinata just looked down.

 

“Too embarrassed?” She nodded. “That's alright you're cute when you're embarrassed.” With that he leaned down and kissed her gently.

 

Miyuki saw this and got a huge grin on her face. “Hahahaha!!! Yes, still perfect!!! Yoink!” She reached over and took the money she had given Tsunade.

 

“Hey! Shizune hooked them up! Gimma, gimme, gimme!!!” Tsunade grabbed at the wad of cash but Miyuki held it out of reach.

 

“No, the deal was if I could get them together in this house you'd give me 500 ryo. And they are togeth on my bed…where are they?” Miyuki realized that the pair had disappeared. Miyuki stuck her head out of the door in time to see Naruto on the monitor for the largest bedroom putting his jacket over her camera. “But, I'll let you keep it if you and Shizune stay the night.”

 

“Sold.” Tsunade said grabbing the money. “Come on Shizune…Shizune?” She had disappeared too.

 

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Hinata and Naruto were cuddling on the bed when they heard a crash on the door. “Help! Help! Hinata open the door! Naruto! Help! She's a psychopath! There was one time…candles…a whip…you gotta help me! I can deal with lady Tsunade but this woman…she's twisted!!! AH!!!” Naruto turned and looked at the door and (after Hinata had nodded) got up and going to help the poor girl. But when he opened the door all he saw were her legs disappearing into a trapdoor in the ceiling. He shrugged and closed the door.

 

“Is she okay?” Hinata asked sitting up. Naruto climbed back in bed and hugged her.

 

“Yeah she's fine.”