Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Homeless Harlot ❯ A Crushing Check List ( Chapter 6 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

A.N: First I wanto to say thank you for the reviews and its always nice to see a new face Sesshy's. I completely agree with that whole should I or shouldn't I thing because sometimes you might slam into something just bleh and that's the last thing you need in a day, right? Hahaha so thank you for choosing to read and review its always appreciated. Enjoy the chapter. Fantasy.


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It was around the age of seven when Maitou Gai met Hatake Kakashi. Gai's parents had gone for work earlier so he had to steal a ride with the boy and his father. Even then Kakashi was an avid reader and avoided making conversation with Gai as the happy boy chatted away about whatever came to mind and with Gai it was a lot. He talked about programs he watches, games he's played, what teams he wants to go out for at school, because his dad talked so much about being on the wrestling team to him Gai said that that was the one for him. It was when Gai said that Kakashi is a slow reader, due to the other boy flipping pages at a slow pace, that was when the first challenge was set that Kakashi could read more books than Gai. Kakashi really didn't think he'd lose because with all the things that Gai was saying- and yes, he was paying attention to it all, he was sure that he could clean through three books before the male could so much as sit down for one. And at the end of two weeks he proved the chatty male right and polished off the three books that they'd agreed to read; Gai did, though, make it to chapter one of the first book.

Outraged, in mock though, Gai challenged Kakashi to something that he was sure that he would win and from then on the two men have made it a point to challange each other at something once a month. The score from seven to now is 21 Gai and 20 Kakashi. So close. But thats got nothing to do with what Gai is sitting in the kitchen, having a glass of orange juice, thinking about. Its Sasuke's weird behavior towards Kakashi lately because its the same way he acted when they hit college and were lucky enough to be roommates. It was during something as lame as a staring contest when Gai had noticed just how handsome his best friend was. The man has got the cutest nose he's ever seen. It was his distraction when thinking this that made him blink and he lost that game. But after that his relationship with Kakashi was never the same, he was shy around the male, less talkative, ate more to relieve the sudden dreams that came up when thinking about the man and because he knew he couldn't have him he began to get aggravated- weird, right? But it happened, he spoke to the man in a less than pleased tone and walked about like he wanted to punch someone and then the next month came up and the challenge was Kakashi's to choose.

The man had become heavily into the series Icha Icha and was often seen reading from them, snickering secretly about what lay within the pages. So for him he knew what he had to do. A bit seedy sure, but he knew it was a sure win for him. He's been reading these and doing many a thing for sometime now but Gai... well, as far as his sexual experiences go the man hasn't even seen himself naked in the mirror of their dorm room and he often blushes when he sees a woman in something as sad a two-piece bathing suit. The man is a complete sexual softy. Which means if he were to read the smallest passage from one of these books that would finish him quickly and he Kakashi would be the victor. Like he said seedy, but a challenge that he can win and he's losing by three.

"Yo, Gai." He drawls in that lazy tone of his and yet he always managed to bite Gai's name right from his mouth no wistful little sigh as he does with Asuma or Iruka, a couple of their good friends from high school. No impressive little tense to make it seem as though he's implying something like with Yuuhi Kurenai just Gai. Plain and simple. "I've got the next challenge but we have to go into our dorm to do it."

Gai swallowed hard; he's been suffering severely every time the prospect of sex with the man came up, any little word triggered it. Annoyingly, though, this time the word is actually a phrase that infact describes just that- do it. "So what is it?" His tone is clipped due to his trying to hide his anguish of wanting to spew romantic and lewd things at the man. His father told him that in love you respect the one you're with and don't use such language on them like, wanting them or describing all the things that you want to do to them. It's rude and humiliating. A person who is loved by you should not need to hear you speak those things to them because it is already known by how much you love and care for them physically and emotionally. A simple hand hold, a kiss on the cheek, a hug: love. But then his father never thought that his son would put his affections towards a man. A painfully seductive without even trying, man.

"The challenge, Gai, is to read a passage from one of my Icha Icha books." He's over by the stereo as he says this popping in a cd. "And as you do this you must avoid...." He let the word hang unsaid but Gai got the picture. He didn't, though, understand what the music was for. As if reading his mind he presses play then says. "So our actions are unknown." Turning the music up with the volume knob he lets the sweet melodic tune of violins joined by the sound of a single drop of water landing into a full body of it play out.

The man walks over to his bed and almost like he had no shame he unzips his jeans to stuff his hand down into his pants. He's actually serious about this. Well, not about to be outdone by the man in anything- especially with the lead he grabs a book from their shared clothes dresser then flips until he glances passed the words: shirt hitting the floor. Locating the start of the scene he then mimics his friend by undoing his pants and shoving his hand beyond the waistband of his pants. He's never masturbated before because even with his steadily climbing lust for Kakashi he's never felt the need- its never, so to speak, come up. He's always been sexually deviant in his head, never with his body. So taking in the music and reading the pages he could honestly say that he felt nothing.

Meka Uto parts her legs straddling the mans hips, one hand is placed on the man's chest, thumb brushing roughly across his nipple with her, delicate forefinger. She's moaning like a cd set on repeat while her painted fingers on the other hand dig into her palm as she grips the barred frame of the bed. Her wet walls slide up and down the man's cock like he's a well greased pipe going into a hole. His head is thrown back, back arched and he's silent in his enjoyment of the woman fucking herself on him, until she's flipped over; legs open like a V, hips off the bed from the man holding her waist while her own squeeze and tease her bouncing breast as the man- standing on his knees- pounds into her body hard enough to break her; the wet sounds from her body and the slapping of skin on skin should be getting him excited- should be, but isn't. He honestly just feels bad for the woman and the idea of puking is coming to mind, at least, until he heard the low soft sigh coming from his adoration on the bed beside his. Kakashi's not even reading the book as far as Gai could tell since his eyes are closed; his hand is working rhythmically to the odd, yet, peacefully pornographic music playing. The sight was enough to get Gai's flaccid member up like a pole. And all he could do is watch- or so he thought. His body seemed to have a mind of its own and it lead him over to the man, tilted him over, and placed a gently kiss to the man's parted, panting lips.

Eyes half lidded, Kakashi sees Gai but closes his double colored eyes. Does he not care? Did he think he was imagining it? Gai's questions were quickly answered as the Make-Out Paradise book is tossed aside by the passion filled gray haired youngman and Gai is scooped onto him by one arm, the other joining the hold around the dark haired male's shoulders once he's seated securely atop his exposed erection. Gai's breaths shudder out of him when Kakashi's hips move up into his heavy, stone stiff from shocked paralysis, weight. He's exposed, Kakashi is exposed and their members are rubbing alluringly together. Pulled lower down to Kakashi's face, he breathes into Gai's ear....

"Move with me."

Gai's hips rise then crash back down into Kakashi's rolled raise. Both men moan from the friction, so much better, more defined with participation as they grind like a stick would with a stone scrying bowl. But regardless their bodies almost mashing to slamming force, their mouths kiss passionate and sweet; Kakashi's hands comb through Gai's shiny, soft hair. Gai's hand is playing in hair but its not the hair on Kakashi's head but the hair around the base of the man's cock. Soft but course, damp with thick scented semen its euphoric to his senses and he prayed this moment last as long as it could. But his in experience and the sheer magnitude of being able to touch his heart and souls adoration in this way was too much for him and regardless the actual running time they spent moving on each other, Gai was powerless to stop his climax that was inhaled by Kakashi's mouth; he held their bodies close as they both jerked and convulsed in orgasm. When their silent cry turned back into breaths, very hard breaths, Kakashi found his mouth seeking Gai's once again. It's very likely that he had won on both counts, having coveted Gai for months now. He really didn't think that the man was gay- hell, he didn't ever think that he was! But reading those books and all, he started to notice that he was more into the man's movement then Meka's.

But Gai never knew any of that, he only knew about how he felt about Kakashi; and believes that he's the one who brought them together by being so bold. Sasuke has a crush on Kakashi, he's sure of it. But, he has to collect evidence first because flying off the handle just isn't something he does. If he was to confront Sasuke about this the boy might end up insulted and it would hurt their relationship greatly, the teen might even leave again! True the weather has been warming up but that doesn't mean he'd want the child out on the streets. The boy is brilliant, and a splended person for company as he conversates well. The school has accepted him and he has all his supplies bought for him. To have him out on the streets when he could be getting a life together would be tragic. But still... he must know.

Whipping out a small black notebook, almost out of thin air, he removes the cap from the tiny pen attached to it then writes: The Signs of Love across the top of the paper; along the margaine he writes out five things: Aggitation from sexual frustration, Avoidance, paying suddenly too much attention to their every movement- good or otherwise, stuttered speech when they speak to you, and a brief pause when touched by them. Beside these words he draws a little box to put checks into. A frown slides over his fine features as he finds his pen moving down to check two of them already. Aggitation from sexual frustration and Avoidance. He can be sure of this because sometime in January you'd of sworn that Sasuke no longer lived in the home because he stayed in his bedroom for hours at a time and as far as the frustration goes he has been clip toned and is of age to be sexual active- at least, mentally, he doubted that the boy has had sex and they have been to the hospital for check ups the doctor would have mentioned something or Sasuke would have. Maybe he should have the talk with him? Mmmnah. Better to just observe for now.

Closing the book, he downs the last of his late night juice then heads upstairs to continue sleeping.

The next day. The clouds are thick and gray ready for seasonal rains to begin. Sasuke showered, combed his hair and brushed his teeth after eating breakfast. School is today. His first day, many days for the other students. Kakashi is driving him since he works at the school. He can't imagine how he's going to keep his feelings in check dealing with riding to school with the man every weekday and every other weekend. Why can't Gai just have a normal job, he could drive him- hell, he'll take the bus if he feels weakened by having to hold down his need to pounce the man. He can't get the images out of his head and three times he's found himself in their bedroom when they've gone out for something pondering about using the sex toy. Would they know? Would they question him or just think it was the other and leave it alone. The two seem pretty open to talking about anything but they'd respect privacy when it comes to a dildo's use, right?

"Don't you look cute." Kakashi comments sipping his coffee.

Sasuke paused for the briefest second wondering what that was supposed to mean, until he realized that he's wearing the school's navy blue uniform. "Thank you." He says dryly. "When are we leaving?" His normal tone returned as he sits at the kitchen table.

Checking the clock on the wall Kakashi answers. "Shortly, I have to pack my case."

Gai, sharp eyes trained on the teen, noticed that when he was spoken to Sasuke had paused. That wasn't on his list, pausing when spoken to; would that be the same as touching? Damn. He won't be able to watch them once they're gone. Maybe he should get Kakashi in on this. No. That'll only make the man question Sasuke as he loves picking on people. Better to keep it to himself.

"Let's go Sasuke." Kakashi's voice sounds from his office; his foot steps can be heard heading to the front door.

"You do good today, Sasuke; answer as many questions as you can to show those other kids that you're a super star."

Sasuke cocked a brow at the compliment but nods. He's never felt the need to super star over anyone, it just sort of came naturally. Look at how he handled street life. Tough as nails that's what they say when seeing him, so as far as school smarts goes he'd have to see. Walking to the car he climbs inside the back seat. From what Gai can see from the front window they're having a small conversation before the back door opens and Sasuke climbs into the front passanger side.

'More avoidance.' Notes Gai watching the car back down the driveway. Somehow he was sure that he didn't even need his list to solve this mystery. Sasuke has a crush. But what could have started it? As far as he's known he and the teen have spent the most time together- if anyone, it should be He that the teen has a crush on- not that he'd want that- but Kakashi? That's what makes him wonder so hard. Its so out of the blue. Unless there's more going on than he thinks.

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School isn't so hard. Sasuke noticed. Its just like being on the streets. Some parts are crowded, some parts stink, other parts have people making out in them; the large bathrooms are like rest stops. And to be honest, Sasuke is feeling pretty proud of himself for not panicking like most people would- like he's said, he's seen a lot of soap operas and first times at school never go well for teenagers. They're always so self conscious. There was one thing, though, guys his age are morons. He can't get over the stupid things that they say and do. He wonders why the hell he'd want to make friends with any of them because the conversations would no doubt be so mind-numbing he'd want to lay down on a busy high way.

Spinning the dial on his locker he makes an agitated sigh. "Open." He orders the thing then tries the combination again and again with no success. Double checking the combination he glares at the locker until movement catches the side of his eye. Looking over, he barks. "Hey you!"

The boy looks around then points to himself. Walking down the hall at a steady pace he stands before the yeller. "Yeah?"

"Open this for me- you know how, don't you?"

"The locker?"

"Aren't you quick- yes, the locker."

He watches the male spin the dial nimbly then he pulls the knob down popping the locker open.

"There you go."

The locker slams closed.

Stunned, the helper shrugs his hands. "Did I miss something?"

"Do it again."

Throwing his hands up in annoyance; eyes rolling, he turns the dial again and again pops it open. "There, satisfied?"

"Is there a trick to this, something I'm missing?" Sasuke wonders out loud. Slamming the locker closed he spins the combination with no success.

"Ahaha! I can't believe you don't know how to open a locker." He slips his hands behind his head, feeling like a bigshot for some reason.

"Laugh all you like; I've never had a locker before."

Smacking the grouchy male's hand away, he waves a hand for him to look closely. "Here, I'll show you how to do it. Its simple." Sasuke watches with full attention. "Right, left, right, pull. Easy." Stepping away he says. "You try."

Doing so he has a satisfied smile on his face. "Thanks.... whoever you are?"

"Oh come on, don't you recognize me? Naruto- from before."

"Right. The football game."

"And you're Sasuke, right?"

"Yeah."

"Cool." Slapping an arm around the male's shoulders he asks. "What's your next class, I can walk you if you don't know where it is." Punching Sasuke on the chest he adds. "I love new kids!"

"Lucky me." He makes a face.

"Hey you know what, my grandpa makes that same face when we hang out for too long- the twitchy eye- must be something in the air these days;" He touched a finger to his chin thinking. "Were you homeschooled before- never seen a guy that can't open a locker."

Thankfully they were going the same direction but to different classes. Right now he has reading with Kakashi. The book the class is reading from isn't anything spectacular for their grade level but its interesting he'll give it that. A chubby boy read from the chapter that they're on going past his end mark since the guy who was picked to read next didn't exactly say it was his turn; probably because he wasn't interested in reading at all. He learned that about teaching, any guy that looks bored to tears is automatically called on while the eager students are somewhat ignored. He was up for reading next and read flawlessly from the book, even pace, loud enough to be heard without shouting like that rough child Kiba had done- purposefully it seemed, and he didn't miss or mess up any words like most of the other readers had. Kakashi would be proud and it seemed he was since he took a moment to smile over at him.

The lunch bell sounded and everyone exited the room. He wondered if the teachers ate with the students. He was sure the man wouldn't mind his company.

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"Hey you guys," Naruto leans over the table a bit to secure privacy from eaves dropping ears. He is sort of an icon at the school, so when he spoke people listened. The others at the table continue to eat their lunches minding their own business. Pouting, Naruto tries again. "You guys? I think I remember where I saw that kid Sasuke before."

Yawning, Shikamaru turns his bored gaze to his blond friend. "Does it matter? You see guys from school all the time."

"But this is different."

"Different how?" Asks Kiba popping a bite of white cheese popcorn into his mouth.

"Okay, and don't laugh but....." He looks about the cafeteria then leans in again whispering. "He was digging out of our trash can- well, the recycling but he was still doing it."

"So what?" Kiba waves it off. "I dig in the trash all the time."

Casting a side long glance at the rugged child, Shikamaru scoots over in his seat a bit. "Maybe he was bored."

"I don't think so; it was the way he was doing it?" His tone became thoughtful; a finger placed to his chin.

"Naruto is correct." Shino, who completely siddled the three, says before taking a seat. "Uchiha Sasuke used to live on the streets with his family. My older brother told me of this when I reported my whereabouts in that late hour."

Cocked brow Naruto repeats in a questioning, teasing tone. "...."Whereabouts in the late hour", Shino, why do you talk like that?"

The male only adjusts his tinted sun-goggles.

"No kidding, homeless?" Asks Kiba looking around the cafeteria for said male. "So what's he doing here at school?"

"I can't say." Shino replies slicing a chunk of fish from his hot lunch.

Sasuke walks into the cafeteria holding his bento lunch in a dark blue lunch bag. He's looking about the cafeteria until his gaze lands on the gray haired man. A smirk graces his mouth as he makes his way across the cafeteria to the man. Taking a seat he isn't the least bit concerned by the stares he's receiving from the other teachers at the table.

"Sasuke? Aren't you brave." Says Kakashi snatching a piece of apple from the teens meal. "Most kids would die of the thought of ridicule from sitting at the teachers table."

Sasuke looks about the cafeteria as if daring any of those little beast to insult him. Unloading the sandwich big enough to share with two other people he takes a bite. Gai always tells him to eat more; does he want him to be fat? He's pretty sure he's out of the danger zone of malnutrition by now but don't tell that to Gai.

"How's school coming along?" Asks his roommate figuring that the intruder isn't going anywhere. Its understandable if Sasuke is nervous, he's used to eating with him and Gai so maybe this one time he can stay. Plus he has fruit, not a bad trade off for adult privacy.

"Fine." He continues eating his sandwich.

"Just fine? Nothing good happened? No one ask you out on a date yet?" He looks around. "You seem to have a lot of attention from the girls table, and some of the boys too- if you like that sort of thing." He nudges him missing the sudden tension in the teens body language.

"Who cares about any of that, I thought school was for learning, not socializing."

The other teachers at the table were hard shocked, jumping a bit like they'd bitten their tongue or cheek. One particularly pale man smiles then says.

"Is this kid a pod or something Kakashi; usually we're the ones who have to drill it into their thick skulls about education being more important than what goes on in their personal lives."

Sasuke shrugs.

"Sasuke is very bright, and mature- not at all like the brats we're used to."

"Orochimaru." The speaker from before introduces.

"Nice to meet you."

"Iruka." Says a man with a fan of a ponytail like that skinny kid Shikamaru; the most distinctive thing about him being a long slice across his nose.

"And you remember me, from the new years party?" Asuma says down at the end of the table.

Nodding he says hello to both men. They eat their lunch making small talk about nothing special, they're joined by a brash woman who said that her name is Anko; she's the gym teacher. Needless to say the teachers table had more visual attention then its ever had in its entire school life due to the young man sitting with them. The other kids were either thinking balsy or what the hell's wrong with him. But Sasuke didn't notice or care he just ate his lunch and conversated leaving when the bell rang to restart classes.

Looking as if he's just been hit in the face with a thick wet pillow, Naruto says in a tone just as thick and wet. "The hell is wrong with that guy?"

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Sasuke dumped his bag into the backseat of the car and stands outside of the vehicle, back leaned against the car waiting for Kakashi to leave the building. He looks up into the February sky at the puffy clouds, that were once ready to rain by now but chilled on the idea, drift lazily overheard.

"Naaah, I've got track. So I can't go with you guys."

"Naruto." Sasuke tilts his head down to locate the male. The blond is waving off Kiba and Shikamaru who walks up a few cars before leaving as well. He wondered if he'd made friends that thought he gave a damn about their whereabouts when they aren't together. He doubted it. All the kids here are into themselves and other things he either doesn't know about or doesn't care about. Better to focus on school work.

"Hey Sasuke." Kiba waved as he approached; leaning a forearm on the car, ankles crossed. "You headed home? This is Kakashi-sensei's car you know that? Have you got a thing for the guy?" Kiba laughs at the joke not knowing just how true his words were.

"I live with Kakashi, we're roommates."

Whistling he looks into the backseat where the male's backpack has been tossed. "No kidding? Weird. How'd you swing that?"

He shrugs; feeling no reason to answer to Kiba or anyone.

"Someone said something veeery interesting about you?" He figured stretching 'very' would make this thing more important.

"Oh." It wasn't said with any type of curiosity just a simple retort.

"Well aren't you even gonna ask me what it is?"

"No, because I don't care."

"You should care; it could ruin your reputation." Taking on Sasuke's posture of crossed arms and back leaned against the car he looks up at the sky. "Fine. Don't care ...that's actually pretty cool of you. Most guys care- they can be like girls."

'And he's not? What's with the gossip?' Wonders the stoic teen.

"I've got some money so, you know, if you ever wanna hang out we could go get something to eat or play at the arcade- your choice."

"I'm going to a movie tonight with Gai. Maybe tomorrow."

"Cool, so you'll come. Me and the guys are getting together so it won't be just us."

'Where the hell is Kakashi? Save me from this idiot!' Sasuke looks toward the school for the man.

"....Not to knock you or anything but you really shouldn't sit with teachers. You're welcome at our table- you know, if you wanna join us."

"And if I don't?" He looks at the male challenge in his eyes.

Kiba only shrugged.

"Yoooo Sasuke." The man raised his hand to wave. "Ready to go?"

'Finally.' Opening the passanger side of the front of the car he climbs in.

"Later man." He leans into the window. "Got any juicy secrets about Kakashi-sensei that you can share?"

"No."

"You should hurry home Kiba, your mother will worry." Kakashi says getting into the car, starting it up.

"My mom's not home and neither is my sister, I've got the place to myself." He stands up straight to avoid being pulled with the backing out car. Watching them leave he stuffs his hands into his pockets then starts for home, whistling a tune.

"I see you've made a friend." Kakashi nudges the male. "That's good for you, it'll get you out of the house."

"Am I bothering you with my presence?" He asks half heartidly.

"Not at all. Its just that a boy your age should be out causing trouble and finding ways out of it."

"I'll be sure to break some windows on an old house when I go out tomorrow."

"Good for you."

Silence between them. Music plays over the radio that's been left on any old station.

"Will you need money?"

"I still have some saved up, although, Kiba did seem to say that he'd be paying for it."

"Where are you going?"

"Arcade."

Kakashi nods his approval.

The house approaches in the distance each passed mailbox brings them closer and closer.

'I have to stop feeling as though I want to tell him; its not as if any good will come from it.'

The car slows down rolling into the drive way. The two exit, grab their things, then walk up to the house where an opening door allows them in.

"I made bread." Gai says absently and yet it sounded like a 'hello'. Leaning forward he kisses Kakashi on the lips missing the bitter glance from Sasuke whom he next scooped into one of his powerful hugs. "And how was your day, young Sasuke? Did you learn anything?"

"Only what was taught, as far as what I've learned for myself teenagers are idiots."

Gai laughs at that, tousling the teens hair. "Homework?"

"Some."

"Help?"

"No." He walks towards the kitchen to grab something to eat.

"You can come work in my office Sasuke." Kakashi calls to the exiting child while heading towards said room.

Gai would be out in the living room verbally watching the soaps that he used to watch with Sasuke but will now have to be watched alone since his home bound pal is now attending school. He can see a bright future for that boy, he just knows that Sasuke will be somebody important. In the kitchen the soon-to-be-important male grabs a glass of water and poors some fruit juice for Kakashi walking both glasses into the office he kicks the door closed after him shutting Gai out.

'There's definitely agitation alright. Wish I could have seen how he was at school. Maybe I could get it out of him or Kakashi at dinner.' Watching the television he shouts. "Idiot, don't do something like that!"

Both men in the office turn their attention to the door where Gai can be heard, but only by a muffle.

"And this room is supposed to be sound proof." Comments Kakashi. "How did you survive so many months being close up to it?"

Sasuke only smiled but said nothing. Doing their work took its normal amount of time, they didn't say anything to each other which was fine and when they were done they just hung around in the room talking to each other about their plans. Kakashi didn't seem put out about not going to the movie with him and Gai but he did ask for a day alone with the teen which Sasuke accepted.

By the time it was dinner Sasuke was feeling the effects of the day dragging on his subconscious as he slowly ate the last few peas.

"Did you make any friends today Sasuke?"

"I don't know if you could say that we're friends yet, but I talked to two of the guys I hung out with before."

"Kiba being one of them." Chimes Kakashi.

"And that blond kid, Naruto." Taking his plate to the sink, he decided to skip dessert having never been big on sweets in the first place. "They wanna go somewhere tomorrow."

"That's fine."

"I'm gonna shower. Good night."

"Night, Sasuke."

Kakashi said nothing until the teen left. "Can you believe he sat with me at the teachers table? Orochimaru couldn't stop talking about it in the lounge."

Laughing on the outside, red flagging on the inside Gai takes a sip from his drink. "Didn't you tell him how awkward that was?"

"Said he didn't care, I'll bet you ten dollars he sits with his friends tomorrow."

"You'd lose that bet." Gai says off-handed.

"You sound very sure, what's up?"

"Kakashi, I've been looking for signs of...." He pauses when seeing the man's brow raise in curious interest. He can't say something like this to Kakashi or can he?

"Well?"

"I think Sasuke might have a little crush on you." There. He said it.

At first Kakashi only seemed to be processing it, but his sudden laughter said that he thought otherwise to the man's words being true. "That's riduculous. He's on the verge of dispising me maybe but a crush? Gai, don't be so weird."

"First of all, thank you for not calling me paranoid and second remember how I used to treat you before I got us together? Sasuke has begun to behave the same way."

"Here's a few facts for you my dear Gai- first, I was the one who got us together and I wasn't aggressive towards you before it at all, second you're crazy, and third you're the only man for me so even if you weren't crazy you have nothing to worry about."

"Well.... I hope you're right."

"I'm always right."

"Mhm. You're wrong about you getting us together, it was all me."

Kakashi snickers clearing the table.

"Say, don't tell Sasuke or anything. I don't want him to be embarrassed or uncomfortable."

"My lips are sealed. Now," He walks behind the male wrapping his arms around his shoulders. "come downstairs so I can reinforce those shaking nerves."

"Mmm tempting, but I have a job early tomorrow morning so I should get all my rest."

"Hey, its either you or Sasuke."

"Watch it Hatake." He warns in mock seriousness.

Snickering Kakashi says. "What, you said I have a shot. I should offer it up." He laughs.

Gai can't help but laugh along as well. Out loud it really does sound ridiculous. "Maybe if we're quick."

"What quick, the night is young and Sasuke is responsible enough to not come knocking when he hears certain sounds." He's saying this as he walks to the laundry room.

"True." He follows closing the door behind himself.

Sasuke had to cover his head with the pillow to stifle the sounds. On purpose, they had to be doing it on purpose. But he can beat this, maybe not alone. There's gotta be someone in that school that will sate his need, at least until he can get the real thing. Tomorrow, he'll go on a manhunt.