Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ I Caught Myself A Ninja ❯ Explanation ( Chapter 4 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Everyone's pondering why I only have a few reviews and the only reason that i can think of at the moment is because they're still reading the non-oc fics. Sucks for them. They'll come along at the end or so.

4. The explanation

He watched her explore his large house and started opening the windows and doors.

She stood there looking towards the training ground. A summer breeze came by brushing hair around her face. Something skipped a beat in Sasuke's heart. He shook it off with something bad he ate earlier on.

He stopped her from opening the doors to his parents and Itachi's room.

“What you hiding in there? Dead bodies?” she smirked.

He didn't say anything.

“Fine keep your secret stash of porn hidden. It's just porn,” she walked down the hallway to the next room.

For about a week, Sasuke felt Usagi watch him. When he woke up, trained, whatever he did, whomever he didn't talk to, and other things he felt her gaze. He hoped she wasn't a stalker or something.

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“Hey Sasuke. Looks like it's gonna be a good night huh? Good night,” she grabbed her duffel bag and walked out the door.

Usagi was a strange person indeed. He took note of her “daily” routine just as she did with him. She sleeps the whole day and only gets up when the sun goes down or when someone knocks on the door. She'd make dinner for him, say a couple of words to him, grab a yogurt, pick up her bag and leave the place.

What did she do at night? A job? Most certainly. Wonder what that could be.

`Stripper?' Sasuke thought.

Perhaps. She seems experienced but she doesn't look like the type to dance around a pole.

`A waitress?'

All night diners came a lot these days but seeing her being friendly to people? I don't think so.

`A nurse with the night shift?'

No, she didn't know what was wrong with her legs at the beginning. So that's out of the question.

He was too lazy to follow her after he came home last night to see his home sparkly clean. His room stopped smelling of dust and the clothes that scattered the floor was now clean, folded, and put away. Yes even his underwear was folded.

He had the best out of the way shadowy housekeeper. Just give it up for now Sasuke and ask her tomorrow night.

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“It's been a helluva week,” Shikamaru said with his drink held in front of his mouth.

Finally relaxing from his mission.

“You're telling me. I got a girl living in my house,” Sasuke took a swig of his.

Kiba perked up, “Is she hot?” with your friends you always got to ask that.

“Define `hot' for me and then you'll know,” he told Kiba who wanted to date every `hot' girl in Konoha. He still couldn't get Hinata, Sakura, or Temari yet.

Shikamaru glanced at him, “She a gold digger?” he learned how to use the phrase finally.

“I don't think so and I hope not.”

“Then what's wrong with her?”

“She walks around the house wearing short shorts and a tank top,” Shikamaru took a sip for his unknown problem. Kiba encouraged him to go on, “with no bra on, “ Shikamaru choked and coughed out the drink out of his lungs.

“Confident and hot! What a deadly combination,” Kiba thinking of himself.

He stared at Sasuke looking back at him. Shikamaru sighed and grabbed a napkin to wipe off the excess on his face.

“Women,” he paused to refill his glass, “are nothing but troublesome. It's your house. You tell her the rules.”

Shikamaru was right. He usually was.

“Wait before you do that. Let's go check her out!” Kiba stood up almost knocking his drink over.

Shikamaru put his drink down on the table, “I think I would like to see her also.”

Sasuke raised a brow at him. I guess Shikamaru wanted to get laid too.

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The door slammed open making Usagi stop in midstep to see what's all the commotion. Kiba pushed past Sasuke and stopped in his tracks.

“Don't get too excited…Kiba,” Shikamaru also stopped shortly after looking past him.

Sasuke was right, the other two males thought. Teal short shorts, a black tank top and barefooted. Kiba ran to her taking her empty hand, already down on one knee. Stars sparkled in Kiba's eyes.

“Hey baby. Wanna have some fun and go out with me?” he ended with a wink. (Reminds me of Miroku. Hehe)

Usagi glancing down at him putting a bottle up to her mouth to take a sip, “Let go of my hand, Scrub,” she slightly scrunched up her face and held the beer bottle up to the light and groaned.

“Damn it. This isn't water. Uchiha next time try not to mix the bottles with no labels with the ones with labels,” she pulled her hand free from Kiba's and walked back into the kitchen.

“Howdy Shika. Come to take me back?” she said loudly in the kitchen.

The guys turned to Shikamaru who sighed and put his hands in his pockets.

“What a wonderful day,” he said.

“Nani! Shikamaru actually GOT a girl? And she's actually hot too? You gotta tell me your secret Shik,” Kiba patted his back.

“It's more trouble than it's worth.”

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“Sasuke. You know about this?”

`Hell,' and “No.”

The guys were sitting at the table looking at Usagi leaning back on the counter.

“Uchiha I didn't know you knew lazy man also known as your Shika. Long time no see Shika,” she said slowly looking at him.

“Not long enough,” he muttered under his breath.

“So what's the deal with you two? She your long lost sister or something? Cause I wanna date her,” Kiba said.

Usagi laughed, “Funny wolf man but I have bigger fish to fry,” she set down her bottle and looked at the clock.

“Why are you living with Uchiha?” Shikamaru questioned.

A knock came at the door. Saved by the knock.

“I'll get it,” Usagi jogged to the door.

The guys stayed where they were and listened to the conversation in the hallway.

“Hello?”

“Is this the Uchiha residence?”

“Why yes it is. How may I help you?” Usagi said.

“Is Sasuke-kun here? And why are you here! I thought you couldn't walk!”

“Hmm let me think…Oh now I remember you. You're the one who likes to open her legs, correct?”

Next they heard a slight growl.

“Hey, you bitch. Don't talk to me like that! You don't know who you're talking to,” they heard a foot stomp.

“I talked about you like this a week ago didn't I? I thought I could do so again. And apparently I don't want to know who I'm talking to right now,” Usagi making no sense to the blond headed figure.

“Why you-! Ah my hair! Bitch get offa me…”

And then they hear her cussing off. Kiba poked his head out of the kitchen first and saw Usagi dragging her away to the outside of Uchiha property.

“If you don't want your hair to be torched next time, wear something less sluttish. Bye bye!”

“Oh ho ho! I see now. Shikamaru couldn't handle her. She makes a good bodyguard too,” Kiba stated, “No wonder Sasuke let her in his house.”

“Is that the only reason she's staying here?”

“I'm staying here because my manager kicked me out so I needed a place to rest and train, keep his fan girls away, and be his housekeeper. Now mind your own damn business Chika,” Usagi walked in the room.

“Train? You're a ninja?” Kiba questioned.

“No she's a boxer,” Shikamaru answered for her.

`Boxer?' he never saw that coming.

“Yep that I am,” with her hands on her hips, “Fighting one on one with no ninja skills and crap is the fuckin' best.”

“Boxing. You fight at night?” Sasuke asked.

Usagi nodded and looked at the clock, “It's almost time for me to go. So…anymore questions?”

“Sadly Sasuke wants you to start wearing bras around the house,” Kiba sadly said.

Sasuke glared at him and turned pink.

“Is this true Uchiha?”

He slowly nodded.

“Can't keep your hormones at bay can you? I know, Uchiha, I'm too sexy for you. Just testing how long you can resist my feminine hotness. Well if you got anything else to say to me, post it on the refrigerator. Nice meeting you Kiba-baby. Shikamaru can clue you guys in about me if he doesn't think it's troublesome. Uchiha. You guys might want to calm down. Jerk off or something, I don't want to keep seeing your hard-ons every time I cross one of you,” she picked up her bag.

They all covered themselves.

“You don't want to try and jump me this week,” she laughed and opened the door, “The big match is next week so I don't need any distractions. Shit I'm late! Damn you guys!”

She slammed the door behind her.

“Man Usagi's hot! This sucks big time. How come both of you have her and I can't?” Kiba complained.

“She doesn't do dogs.”

“Oh and she likes a pineapple head and snake eyes? Huh! Geez I'll get her just you guys wait,” he said determinedly.

Sasuke and Shikamaru rolled their eyes.

wonder how long this one will be?