Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ I "Hn" You! ❯ Bui Sasuke-kun Bui! ( Chapter 7 )
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By: Haku no Yuki 
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Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.05.2006 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 412 | Status: Work In Progress
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.05.2006 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 412 | Status: Work In Progress
Hey y’all! What’s up? Thanks for all of the reviews! Remember in chapter 1, when I said that this story will have 5-10 chapters in it. Well, I’m thinking about extending it to 15. It’s still in the air though. Anyway, let’s continue on with this story of love, ramen and…pig porn?
Disclaimer I don’t own Naruto.
Caution If you don’t like human on pig action. Then don’t read this chapter. (A/N don’t worry its not going to be that bad)
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Shizune blushed and looked down. Tsunade tried to cover up her laughter.
“What did she say?!” Sasuke asked again.
“Well…ummm” Shizune paused.
“Out with it!” The freeman raged.
Shizune cleared her throat. “Well…you see Tonton says that it’s her time of the month and…”
“I don’t like where this is going!” Inner Sasuke said.
“And what does that have to do with me?!”
“Well you see, Sasuke-kun. When girls have their…you know sometimes their breast hurt.”
“I really really really don’t like where this is going!”
“And!?”
“Tonton wants you to message her breast.”
Sasuke’s face went totally blank.
“OH, HELL NO!” Inner Sasuke raged.
“Hahahahah! Did you hear that Sasuke-teme? You get to cup-a-feel on Tonton!” Naruto laughed and rolled around on the floor.
“You can’t be serious Shizune-san!” Sakura yelled.
“He has to do it, Sakura.” Tsunade said while wiping the tears from her eyes.
“Bui Bui!” (Translation: That’s right Sakura; your man is going to be all over me!) Tonton rolled her neck.
Sakura narrowed her eyes at the pet pig.
“I think it serves him right.” Sai said with a coy smile.
Sasuke gave Sai a death glare.
“Well, we should leave, and give you two some alone time.” Naruto grinned.
Everyone headed towards the door.
“Oh, by the way Sasuke.” Tsunade said. “Don’t forget to report here at 8o’clock, for your second task. “
Sasuke sighed. “And what’s that?”
“Wow you have a bad memory Uchiha; anyway your second task is to stand in the middle of the village, while people throw tomatoes at you.”
The Sharingan user rolled his eyes. “Great.” He said under his breath.
Tsunade smiled and waved. “Good bye Sasuke, have fun!”
“GRRRRRR!” He growled.
Poof!
A cloud of smoke invaded the room. Kakashi appeared in the middle of it, as the smoke cleared.
“Hey, did I miss anything?” He asked.
Everyone sweat dropped.
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(Caution: This is the human on pig action I was talking about. Read at your own risk!)
Tonton tired her way over to Sasuke. Then, she rubbed his leg. Sasuke looked at her.
“Bui bui bui!” (Translation: Let’s get started baby boy!) The pink pig winked at him and flipped over on her stomach.
“Ewww!” Sasuke shivered. He would rather kiss Naruto again, than do this, but he knew that he didn’t have a choice.
Sasuke bent down beside the pig. He slowly shacued his hand out to Tonton.
“Bui bui bui bui!” (Translation: Hurry up baby, I can’t wait any longer!”)
Sasuke’s hand hovered two inches above Tonton.
“Sasuke, if you do this, you are so gay!”
“I don’t have a choice!”
“You could kill her, and have her for breakfast.”
Sasuke sweat dropped.
“You idiot, I think they would notice if Tonton went missing!” Sasuke raged.
“Stupid, all we would have to do is to buy another pig!” Inner Sasuke snapped back.
Sasuke sweat dropped again. “Dumb ass, where are we going to find another pig that says “bui!”
“………ummm good point, well, have it Sasuke ,my boy!”
“You’re no help at all!”
“Buiiiiii Buii bui bui bui bui bui!” Tonton said. (Translation: If you don’t do it, I will tell Tsunade-sama!”)
Sasuke gulped. It was at this moment that he wondered, was it worth it. Was it worth betraying Konoha, going to Orochimaru’s and killing his brother. To come back home and have to do this, for Kami sake! To feel up a pig! This was bull…
“Bui!”(Translation: Do it now!”)
Tonton’s ranting snapped the Uchiha back to reality.
“Ok Sasuke, you can do this!” The Sharingan user thought. “Just think about tomatoes, yeah tomatoes think about squeezing tomatoes! Here I go!”
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“Man, I don’t hear anything!” Naruto yelled as he placed his ear near the door.
Sakura balled up her fist.
“Baka, get away from the door!” She yelled as she hit Naruto on the back of the head.
“OCHIE! SAKURA-CHAN! WHY DID YOU HIT ME!”
“Because she dose not want to interrupt the two love pigs!” Sai smirked.
Sakura glared at Sai. Hinata giggled.
“Don’t worry, Sakura.” Tsunade said. “Tonton won’t steal Sasuke’s heart away from you. She is not that type of pig.” The Hokage teased her apprentice.
“Grrrr!” The cheery blossom growled. Then, Sakura looked at the door. “Oh, Sasuke-kun!”
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Caution: Human on pig action part 2. (Close your eyes little ones!)
After coming to terms with himself, Sasuke closed his eyes and grabbed Tonton’s breast.
“BUI!!!!!”(Translation: Oh Sasuke-kun, your hands are so big and strong!)
Sasuke chafed. He did not want to know what the pet pig was saying.
“Pig Tit!”
“Pig Tit!”
“Pig Tit! Inner Sasuke raved on and on.
A few minutes passed. Sasuke finally became somewhat comfortable enough to grab another breast.
“BUI BUI BUI BUI!!!!!!!!! (Translation: Oh daddy that’s the way I like it!)(A/n for some reason I feel so dirty writing this….anyway)
“I’m going to be sick!” The Uchiha thought as he squeezed her breast, again. Although he had to admit, her breast were so soft and war…. What in the hell was he thinking?! He was thinking dirty thoughts about a pig! Sasuke seriously need to get laid and fast! Suddenly, the young man felt something warm and wet in his hand. He looked down and his eyes widened in horror.
“IT’S…”
“IT̵ 7;S…!”
“IT’S…!”
&# 8220;MILK!”
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Naruto Sighed. “I still can’t hear any…”
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” Screams echoed though the Hokage tower.
“What the hell was that?!” Sai shouted.
Suddenly, the door busted opened, to reveal a horrified looking Sasuke.
“Sasuke-kun, what happen?” Sakura asked.
“M…m...m...Milk!”
“Milk!&# 8221; Everyone exclaimed.
Tonton ran behind Sasuke.
“Bui bui!” (Translation: Come back, baby boy, we just got stated!)
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Sasuke screamed and took off running down the hall.
“Bui!”(Translation: Come back, my love!) The pet pig chased Sasuke down the hall.
“What in the hell happen?!” Naruto asked.
“I don’t think we need to know that.” Kakashi replied.
Everyone sweat dropped.
Xxx
“Damn that Tsunade!” Danzo raged. “She will pay!” He smirked as he took one last look at Kohona.
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A/n Wow that was….yeah. Anyway will Tonton Catch up to Sasuke? And what is Danzo planning? Find out next time!
Disclaimer I don’t own Naruto.
Caution If you don’t like human on pig action. Then don’t read this chapter. (A/N don’t worry its not going to be that bad)
Xxx
Shizune blushed and looked down. Tsunade tried to cover up her laughter.
“What did she say?!” Sasuke asked again.
“Well…ummm” Shizune paused.
“Out with it!” The freeman raged.
Shizune cleared her throat. “Well…you see Tonton says that it’s her time of the month and…”
“I don’t like where this is going!” Inner Sasuke said.
“And what does that have to do with me?!”
“Well you see, Sasuke-kun. When girls have their…you know sometimes their breast hurt.”
“I really really really don’t like where this is going!”
“And!?”
“Tonton wants you to message her breast.”
Sasuke’s face went totally blank.
“OH, HELL NO!” Inner Sasuke raged.
“Hahahahah! Did you hear that Sasuke-teme? You get to cup-a-feel on Tonton!” Naruto laughed and rolled around on the floor.
“You can’t be serious Shizune-san!” Sakura yelled.
“He has to do it, Sakura.” Tsunade said while wiping the tears from her eyes.
“Bui Bui!” (Translation: That’s right Sakura; your man is going to be all over me!) Tonton rolled her neck.
Sakura narrowed her eyes at the pet pig.
“I think it serves him right.” Sai said with a coy smile.
Sasuke gave Sai a death glare.
“Well, we should leave, and give you two some alone time.” Naruto grinned.
Everyone headed towards the door.
“Oh, by the way Sasuke.” Tsunade said. “Don’t forget to report here at 8o’clock, for your second task. “
Sasuke sighed. “And what’s that?”
“Wow you have a bad memory Uchiha; anyway your second task is to stand in the middle of the village, while people throw tomatoes at you.”
The Sharingan user rolled his eyes. “Great.” He said under his breath.
Tsunade smiled and waved. “Good bye Sasuke, have fun!”
“GRRRRRR!” He growled.
Poof!
A cloud of smoke invaded the room. Kakashi appeared in the middle of it, as the smoke cleared.
“Hey, did I miss anything?” He asked.
Everyone sweat dropped.
Xxxx
(Caution: This is the human on pig action I was talking about. Read at your own risk!)
Tonton tired her way over to Sasuke. Then, she rubbed his leg. Sasuke looked at her.
“Bui bui bui!” (Translation: Let’s get started baby boy!) The pink pig winked at him and flipped over on her stomach.
“Ewww!” Sasuke shivered. He would rather kiss Naruto again, than do this, but he knew that he didn’t have a choice.
Sasuke bent down beside the pig. He slowly shacued his hand out to Tonton.
“Bui bui bui bui!” (Translation: Hurry up baby, I can’t wait any longer!”)
Sasuke’s hand hovered two inches above Tonton.
“Sasuke, if you do this, you are so gay!”
“I don’t have a choice!”
“You could kill her, and have her for breakfast.”
Sasuke sweat dropped.
“You idiot, I think they would notice if Tonton went missing!” Sasuke raged.
“Stupid, all we would have to do is to buy another pig!” Inner Sasuke snapped back.
Sasuke sweat dropped again. “Dumb ass, where are we going to find another pig that says “bui!”
“………ummm good point, well, have it Sasuke ,my boy!”
“You’re no help at all!”
“Buiiiiii Buii bui bui bui bui bui!” Tonton said. (Translation: If you don’t do it, I will tell Tsunade-sama!”)
Sasuke gulped. It was at this moment that he wondered, was it worth it. Was it worth betraying Konoha, going to Orochimaru’s and killing his brother. To come back home and have to do this, for Kami sake! To feel up a pig! This was bull…
“Bui!”(Translation: Do it now!”)
Tonton’s ranting snapped the Uchiha back to reality.
“Ok Sasuke, you can do this!” The Sharingan user thought. “Just think about tomatoes, yeah tomatoes think about squeezing tomatoes! Here I go!”
Xxx
“Man, I don’t hear anything!” Naruto yelled as he placed his ear near the door.
Sakura balled up her fist.
“Baka, get away from the door!” She yelled as she hit Naruto on the back of the head.
“OCHIE! SAKURA-CHAN! WHY DID YOU HIT ME!”
“Because she dose not want to interrupt the two love pigs!” Sai smirked.
Sakura glared at Sai. Hinata giggled.
“Don’t worry, Sakura.” Tsunade said. “Tonton won’t steal Sasuke’s heart away from you. She is not that type of pig.” The Hokage teased her apprentice.
“Grrrr!” The cheery blossom growled. Then, Sakura looked at the door. “Oh, Sasuke-kun!”
Xxxx
Caution: Human on pig action part 2. (Close your eyes little ones!)
After coming to terms with himself, Sasuke closed his eyes and grabbed Tonton’s breast.
“BUI!!!!!”(Translation: Oh Sasuke-kun, your hands are so big and strong!)
Sasuke chafed. He did not want to know what the pet pig was saying.
“Pig Tit!”
“Pig Tit!”
“Pig Tit! Inner Sasuke raved on and on.
A few minutes passed. Sasuke finally became somewhat comfortable enough to grab another breast.
“BUI BUI BUI BUI!!!!!!!!! (Translation: Oh daddy that’s the way I like it!)(A/n for some reason I feel so dirty writing this….anyway)
“I’m going to be sick!” The Uchiha thought as he squeezed her breast, again. Although he had to admit, her breast were so soft and war…. What in the hell was he thinking?! He was thinking dirty thoughts about a pig! Sasuke seriously need to get laid and fast! Suddenly, the young man felt something warm and wet in his hand. He looked down and his eyes widened in horror.
“IT’S…”
“IT̵ 7;S…!”
“IT’S…!”
&# 8220;MILK!”
Xxx
Naruto Sighed. “I still can’t hear any…”
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” Screams echoed though the Hokage tower.
“What the hell was that?!” Sai shouted.
Suddenly, the door busted opened, to reveal a horrified looking Sasuke.
“Sasuke-kun, what happen?” Sakura asked.
“M…m...m...Milk!”
“Milk!&# 8221; Everyone exclaimed.
Tonton ran behind Sasuke.
“Bui bui!” (Translation: Come back, baby boy, we just got stated!)
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Sasuke screamed and took off running down the hall.
“Bui!”(Translation: Come back, my love!) The pet pig chased Sasuke down the hall.
“What in the hell happen?!” Naruto asked.
“I don’t think we need to know that.” Kakashi replied.
Everyone sweat dropped.
Xxx
“Damn that Tsunade!” Danzo raged. “She will pay!” He smirked as he took one last look at Kohona.
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A/n Wow that was….yeah. Anyway will Tonton Catch up to Sasuke? And what is Danzo planning? Find out next time!