Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ I "Hn" You! ❯ Run Sasuke-kun Run! ( Chapter 8 )

Hey y'all! What did you guys think about the last chapter? It was pretty…..yeah. I still feel kinda dirty for writing it but…it was so funny! I'm so sorry it has taken so long for me to update. I was going to type it during Thanksgiving break, but guess what happen…I got sick! Final Exams are coming up. So you guys probably wont here from me in a while, but I promise, during Christmas break, I will make up for lost time, so please don't be mad. Anyway on with the story!

 

Disclaimer I don't own Naruto.

 

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Sasuke ran though the streets of Konoha. Tonton followed him close from behind.

 

“Bui!!(Translation: Don't be afraid of my love!) The pink pig squealed.

 

“Stay away from me!” The Uchiha yelled.

 

The pig and the ex-avenger continued to run. A trail of dust could be seen from a mile away. The villages stared in awe at the sight of the Uchiha being chased by the pet pig.

 

Xxx

 

Meanwhile, our favorite trio was waiting to be severed at their favorite Bar-B-Q place.

 

“Aww, come on, Ino!” Chouji begged.

 

“For the last time no!” she raged.

 

“Aww come on, just one kiss on the cheek,” He gave her the big puppy dog eye look.

 

“NO!” The blonde screamed. “I have a boyfriend!”

 

“I don't care,” Shikamaru said indifferently.

 

Ino's eyes widen. “Shikamaru!” she exclaimed.

 

“What?” he said, “Just give him a kiss, already!”

 

Ino narrowed her eyes and turned to Chouji. “Only when pigs fly!”

 

“Oh come on, Ino,” Chouji pouted. “Everybody knows that pigs can't…”

 

Suddenly, a flash of black staked the window. Ino blinked her eyes.

 

“Hey, that looked like Sasuke-kun!” She chirruped.

 

“Yeah, Ino I think you are…”

 

“BUIIII!”

 

A loud oink interrupted Shikamaru. The trio watched in amazement as the little pig flew by.

 

“I'm ready for that kiss now, Ino,” Chouji said smugly. Shikamaru smirked.

 

“Damn you, Tonton!” Ino screamed.

 

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Sakura paced up and down in here living room.

 

“Sasuke-kun, where are you!” she screamed.

 

“What in the world did that fat pig do to my Sasuke-kun?”

 

“Rape,” Inner Sakura replied.

 

“What?!”

 

Inner Sakura smirked. “One day, when you are older, I will explain it to you,”

 

“Baka, I know what rape is. I am a medic-nin!” the pink-haired girl raged.

 

“Oh yeah, we are!” Sakura's inner self laughed.

 

“This is no time for jokes,” Sakura yelled, “My poor Sasuke-kun is being raped!”

 

Inner Sakura sweat dropped. “Clam down, girl. Our Sasuke-kun is not getting raped.”

 

“Do you really think so?”

 

“Of course, I do. Now sit down on the sofa, relax, and watch some TV.”

 

Sakura sighed. “Ok,”

 

The young ninja bopped down on the sofa and turned on the TV.

 

“Hey,” She said to her, “The news is on,”

 

“Good afternoon, ladies and gentleman, this is Hanashi Hachiko and this is channel 7 ninja news at noon!” The blue haired woman exclaimed.

 

“We have a breaking news story from our eyes in the sky Sorayama Tori; take it away Tori-kun!” The young woman winked at Tori.

 

He sweat dropped.

 

“Ummm….thank you, Hachiko-san. I over down town Konoha and it appears to me that a young man is being chased by a pig.”

 

Sakura rose up from the sofa and stared intently at the screen.

 

“The chase has been going for some time now. It appears that the pig is in love with the

young man.”

 

Sakura's blood started to boil.

 

“I'm here with doctor know it all. Dr. what is your analysis of this situation.”

 

The old man cleared his throat. “Well, it appears that with have a case of denial.”

 

“Denial?”

 

“Yes, the young man is obviously in love with the pig,” he explained.

 

“But then why does he run away?”

 

“Because he denies his feelings for her.”

 

“Oh, I get it, but Dr. is not a little bit strange to be in love with a pig?”

 

“No,”

 

“Really doctor?”

 

“Yes, men that are in love with pigs tend to have a fear of woman with…”

 

“With what doctor?”

 

“Really big foreheads.”

 

A vein appeared on Sakura's forehead.”

 

“Wow, thank you for that analysis Dr.K.I.A.”

 

“You're welcome,”

 

“Now back to the station with Hachiko-san!”

 

Sakura grabbed the remote and slammed it into the TV screen. Glass scattered all over the living room floor. Sakura's mother ran down the stairs.

 

“What was that?!” she exclaimed.

 

“……”

 

“Saku…” The very un-merry cherry bloom turned around and gave her mother a death glare.

 

“Goodness!”

 

“Forehead,” she replied in a low voice.

 

“Huh?” her mother asked with a puzzled look on her face.

 

“He said Sasuke-kun does not like girls with big foreheads!” The emerald-eyed girl raged. Then she stormed to the door.

 

“Wait, Sakura-chan!” Sakura's mother yelled, “Where are you going?”

 

“I'm going to show doctor know it all what a woman with a big forehead can do!” And with that, Sakura slammed the door behind her.

 

Haruno-san sighed. “Oh dear,” she looked up and saw the TV. “Oh no, my stories where about to come on!” she cried. “Now I won't find out who is the father of Jigglypuffs baby!”

 

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The medic-nin jumped from roof top to roof top.

 

“Forehead.”

 

“Forehead.”

 

“FOREHEAD!” she yelled.

 

Xxx

 

“Sorayama Tori, here with an update on the” run of pig” situation. The chase continues. The raven-haired boy seems to be running out of energy. Anytime now he will give up and the pig loving shall be…”

 

“Tori-san!” The pilot shouted.

 

“Hai, Yukino-san,” the young man pointed to the font window.

 

“What is that?!” the reporter yelled.

 

“Well, if my theory is correct, it appears to be a pink-haired girl launching towards at inhuman speed.” Dr. KIA said.

 

“But why doctor?”

 

“Well, the young lass could be experiencing hormonal changes in her body that occur each month…or,”

 

“Or what?”

 

“She could have heard that commit I said about women with big foreheads.” Tori looked out the window. “Yes, she does have a big forehead. What should we do doc…” The doctor had put on a parachute backpack on and had opened the door.

 

“You can stay here if you want to, but I'm getting the hell out of here!”

 

“It's too late, she's about to…”

 

“CRASH!!”

 

The young kunoichi had modeled charka in her fist and crashed it in to the helicopter.

 

“WE'RE GOING DOWN!!!” the pilot yelled.

 

“Oh the humanity!” Tori screamed as he peed in his pants.

 

Sakura back flipped, landed on her feet, and watched the plane go down in a blaze of glory.

 

“Haha!” she laughed neverouly. “I think I over did it a little.

 

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As night fell upon Konoha, the chase continued. Sasuke is almost out of chakra. Sweat poured down from his forehead. His body ached all over. As for Tonton, however, she seemed to be going a full speed ahead. Her eyes sparked with love as she closed in on her “lover.”

 

“Bui bui bui bui !” (Translation: Soon you will be mine, Sasuke-kun!”)

 

“I…I can't take much more of this!”

 

“Come on, Sasuke. You can do it!”

 

“No I can't!”

 

“Yes you can!”

 

“NO I CAN'T!”

 

“Yes you can. Bob told me so.”

 

“WHO!!”

 

“Bob the builder!”

 

Sasuke sweat dropped.

 

“Baka!” The Uchiha yelled out loud.

 

Inner Sasuke huffed. “Fine, get raped see if I care!”

 

“I'm not getting raped,” Sasuke snapped back, “If I can avoid getting rapped by Orochimaru for three years, then I should be able to not get rapped by a damn pig!”

 

“Umm, Sasuke?”

 

“What is it now?!”

 

“Why did we stop?”

 

“Oh shit, I'm out of chakra!”

 

Sasuke collapsed on the ground. “I cant move!”

 

“Get up, Sasuke. She's coming!”

 

The Sharingan user tried to move his legs, but they would not budge.

 

“Damn it!”

 

Tonton stopped five feet in front of her beloved.

 

“BUI!!” (Translation: I got you now, my love!”) She licked her lips. The young Uchiha trembled with fear. A cold swear ran down his head.

 

“Oh hell!”

 

“Take it like a pig, Sasuke!”

 

“I hate you!”

 

Inner Sasuke smirked. “I know,”

 

Suddenly, the Sasuke loving pig jumped into the air. Sasuke braced himself for impact. When he did not feel anything after a few minutes, he opened his eyes.

 

“Lee!” he said with a sigh of relief.

 

The green breast gave him a bright smile. “Oi, Sasuke-kun!” Lee held Tonton by her hind legs. The poor pet pig struggled to get away.

 

“BUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (Translation: “GET OFF OF ME YOU FUZZY EYEBROW FREAK!!”

 

“Sasuke-kun!” The tried young man turned around. “Sakura!”

 

“Hey, Sasuke-teme!” Naruto yelled behind Sakura. Sasuke smirked “Dobe!” he replied, “What are you guys doing here?”

 

“We came here to save you, teme!” The blonde yelled.

 

Sasuke pouted. “I did not need your help. I had every thing under control.”

 

“Yeah right, teme you were about to get pig handled!” Sasuke shot Naruto a death glare.

 

Sakura sweat dropped. “Come on, we will take you home, Sasuke-kun.” She held out her hand to the fallen Uchiha. He hesitantly took it. Then Sasuke draped one of his arms around her shoulder. Sakura blushed with the close contact. Sasuke, however, remain stoic. Lee looked down.

 

“She still…”

 

“Something wrong, Lee-san?” Sakura asked.

 

He shook his head. “No, nothing at all.” he said with a fake smile on his face. Lee cleared his throat. “As the knight of youth, it is my duty to return the Hokage's prized pig!” He encompassed Tonton with his arms. “Come on, little Tonton your Knight will excourt you home!”

 

“BUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (Translation: “No don't take me away from my love!”) She kicked and squalled.

 

Sasuke started to feel bad for Tonton. “Hey, she can come with me!” Everyone looked at him.

 

“Sasuke-kun?”

 

“What in the hell are you thinking?!”

 

“I know, I'm getting soft,”

 

Tonton leaped out of Lee's arms and dashed over to Sasuke. She rubbed his leg.

 

“Bui bui bui!”(Translation: “You do love me!”)

 

Sakura clenched her fist.

 

“Aww, Sasuke-teme does have a heart after all,” Naruto purred.

 

“Hn,”

 

Lee sighed. “I will inform the Hokage!” And with a poof he was gone.

 

“Let's go home!” Sasuke bellowed.

 

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“Are you sure about this, Sasuke-teme? I mean she did try to rape you,” The Kyuubi asked as he laid Sasuke down.

 

“Hn,”

 

Naruto sweat dropped. “I guess that is Uchiha for yes,”

 

“See you later, Sasuke-kun!” Sakura said as she gave a death glare to Tonton.

 

“Bui bui bui bui!” (Translation: “You need to leave, me and my man need some alone time!”)

 

Sakura growled and stopped out of the room. Tonton lifted her head high in victory. Then she cuddled up to Sasuke.

 

“Bui bui,” (Translation: “Goodnight, my love”)

 

“Hn,”

She laughed. “Bui!” (Translation: You are so cute when you say that!”)

 

And so, the Uchiha and the pig went to dream land.

 

Xxx

 

“Welcome, Danzo-sama,” A young sound ninja said. He bowed.

 

“Did the Uchiha really kill Orochimaru?”

 

“Yes,”

 

Danzo looked around. “Where's Orochimaru's pet slave?” The sound ninja smirked. “You mean Kabuto?”

 

“Yes,”

 

“He disappeared,” he replied.

 

“I see,” Danzo sighed.

 

“Danzo-sama,” The old man looked at the sound ninja, “The sound village is in total chaos. We need a leader. Danzo-sama, will you lead us?”

 

The old man did not say anything for a while.

 

“Danzo-sama, please!”

 

He gave another deep sigh.

 

“Yes,”

 

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A/n Wow Sasuke got the work out of his life, ne? Oh my, Danzo is the leader of sound! What will happen next? Find out next time.

 

P.N Again I'm very sorry for the long wait. One of my family members died this week and…*tries not to cry* yeah… please pray for my cousins. They have always been there for me. And I love them very much, so please if you could pray for them. I love all of y'all I hope every one has a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!”

 

Ai

 

Haku no Yuki