Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ I love you not him ❯ Chapter 10~Dreams~Nightmares~ ( Chapter 10 )
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By: queenhinata 
more of Itachi's Zone
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.28.2007 | Pages: 4 | Words: 3.1K | Visits: 445 | Status: Work In Progress
more of Itachi's Zone
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.28.2007 | Pages: 4 | Words: 3.1K | Visits: 445 | Status: Work In Progress
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
A/N: Gaara's dream is long. Next chapter will have another 1 or 2 dreams. Then Itachi's Zone is over. For now.........
--------Chapter-------10-------Dreams/Nightmares--------
"We are back. Let's continue with Sasuke's dream." ----Itachi----
"Itachi is a perverted weasel...Itachi is a perverted weasel..Itachi-" ---Hinata---
"Well you shut up! I want to see what happens next." ----Itachi----
"Perverted weasel." ---Hinata---
"Whatever, brat." ---Itachi---
==================Continued===============
While kissing her, he's feeling her up and down. How can everyone just watch this? They look only 10 years old. This is eating at me. Everyone looks perfectly fine with their behavior. Everyone except me. At this moment, Hinata is only wearing panties. She's not even wearing a bra. Good thing Naruto is covering it up. Wait...his face is to her chest. What is he doing?, I wonder. For some strange reason, everyone started leaving the room.
Yamanaka and Haruno said to me 'Come on Uchiha Sasuke. You don't want to see what happens next. Unless you want to try it.'
'We can have an awesome time!' Haruno stated.
'Forehead Haruno. Not you. Me and Uchiha Sasuke.' Yamanaka stated rudely. They started arguing about who will get to have "fun" with me. I don't even like them. The only people left in the room is me, Yamanaka, Haruno, the Queen, the King, and Hiashi.
'Uchiha, Yamanaka, and Haruno. Its time to leave the room.' He said harshly.
'Why?' I asked.
'You'll find out.' Hiashi said. I don't understand what he means by that.
'Come on Haruno and Yamanaka.'
The two girls groaned in annoyance. Of course they wanted to hang out with me for a while longer. I watched the three leave. I turned my attention back to the Queen and the King. I covered my mouth so they wouldn't hear my gasp. What would you think if you saw your crush naked and underneath your rival, who also is naked? I wonder is this even allowed. I feel like crying. I know Uchihas don't cry but still. Naruto and Hinata are kissing very passionately. Her hands is going through Naruto's blonde hair. Naruto's head is moving up and down Hinata's chest. I could heard her soft moans. Just watching my innocent love being 'happy' with Naruto is making me sick. So very sick. I ran up to the stage and started screaming 'Hinata!'. It seems like neither can hear me. I scream Naruto and Hinata. Neither stops what they are doing. Naruto keeps on leaving butterfly kisses on Hinata's body. From her cheek to her mouth to her chest to her stomach. I watch as Naruto kisses her down below. I watch as he licks her. I start shaking. Why can't that be me? All the girls in Konoha likes me. All the girls but the one I like. The one that is the cutest and most innocent and sweet. But I can't have her because she's in love with Naruto. I started calling their names, trying to get their attention so they can stop. Finally it seems like they can hear me.
'What Sasuke. Don't you see we are busy?' Naruto has white fluid on his face. My expression must be priceless.
'Sasuke you know I don't want you. Get over it.' Hinata said. Its like she can read my mind. I closed my eyes. This can not be have happening. Suddenly I heard moans. I fell back with huge black swirls in my eyes.
"Sasuke...Sasuke...SASUKE!", I hear someone yelling at me. I open my onyx eyes to see my older brother Itachi. I looked at him with cute innocent black eyes.
"Yes big brother Itachi." I said in a polite tone.
"Skip the b.s. You had some a 'certain' kind of dream." I look at him with confusion.
"You had a nighttime emission."
"What's that?" Itachi needs to explain better.
"A wet dream." Itachi stated probably not wanting to explain this.
"What't-" I started to ask.
"Forget it Sasuke. You had a bad dream. Is that good enough?" I nodded.
"Ooo Itachi can we train?" I asked something I usually ask.
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"Yes.Yes.YES.YES. I win."
"....." I convinced Itachi to train with me.
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"Itachi. What did the last part have to do with anything?" --Hinata--
"It shows how annoying Sasuke use to be. Hinataaaa...." --Itachi--
"What." --Hinata--
"I know you wish you and Naruto really did that." --Itachi--
"Ewww. Naruto is a retard. Maybe Sasuke or Gaara..."
"Oooo do tell do tell." --Itachi--
"Well........" --Hinata--
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-----Gaara---Dream---#2---At 11 years old---
'Hi Gaara', Hinata said. Currently me, her, Kiba, the mutt, and Shikamaru are on a beach. Hinata is wearing a dark blue bikini and a cute purple sunhat. She's lying on the beach putting suntan lotion on. Shikamaru is lying next to her ,muttering about about how he can't see the clouds. She starts to giggle at his muttering. Shikamaru looks at her with a lazy grin on his face. Luckily the dog boy is playing frisbee with his mutt. Unluckily for me, Shikamaru seems to be amusing her. I'm just like on my sand which is on the beach sand. You can't trust to any sand. My sand is pure with a little of blood in it. But you can't see that. I'm bored. And annoyed. Shikamaru is whispering something in her ear and she's laughing.
'Can you quiet down.' I said. They shut up. But Hinata looks at Shikamaru and starts to laugh. I give both of them a mean glare. Hinata gives me a apologetic smile. Shikamaru justs lays back and starts gazing at some clouds. Hinata looks so cute. Ideas start filling my mind. Like...
1--I could secretly tell Hinata my feelings about her.
2--I could hug Hinata.
3--I could kiss her.
4--I could touch her..
5--Or I could bring her somewhere and make it up at the last minute. Hm..
'Yo Gaara. Do you want to go the bar with us?' Aren't we only 11? I could get into a bar if I wanted to. And Hinata too. But Kiba and Shikamaru and the mutt, I don't think so.
'Why?' I asked.
'Because we can get drunk. I want to drink a lemon martini. Plus we need to teach Hinata the wonders of being intoxicated.' Kiba must be drunk right now. That or he's on drugs. Why would three 11 year-olds get drunk. Thats like getting high or something.
'Have you ever even been drunk before?' Shikamaru asked. Smart question.
'Uh..Yeah once.'
'How old were you?' I asked.
'I was like 4 years old. But still come on guys. Please.' Kiba begged.
'Whatever.' I said.
'Troublesome.' Shikamaru whined.
'Oooook.' Hinata said. It is kind of late. Perfect time to get drunk. Yeah perfect. I slowly got off of my lovely sand and started walking away from the beach towards the bar. Shikamaru reluctantly followed me. Kiba and his dog ran ahead. Hinata tentatively followed us. I could tell she doesn't like this idea. It took us 10 minutes to walk to the bar. We sat down together. The bartender's name is Cherry.
'So whatcha want, honeys?' Cherry said while snapping her bubble gum.
'I w-would like a c-coke-' Hinata is cut off by Kiba.
'Hinata. No way you are getting soda. Cherry, she would like a Pina Colada with extra rum.' Kiba said for her.
'And I'll have a Lemon Splash Martini.' Kiba continued.
'A Piece of Ass.' I said calmly. My father has it a lot. (A/N: and no I don't drink. Just in case you were thinking that. I got this from the internet. Well I did have Pina Colada before but thats it.) A piece of ass contains Amaretto, Southern Comfort, Sour mix, and ice cubes.
'A piece of WHAT?' Kiba asked.
'Ass.' I said. His face is all red. I watch him look at Hinata's lobster red face.
'You guys are so troublesome. I'll have a Sex at my House.' Thats a little less strong than my drink. It has Amaretto Di Saronno, Chambord raspberry liqueur, and Pineapple juice. I know a naughty name. Thats what I want to do with a certain person.
*Bark**Bark**Bark**Bark**Bark*-Akamaru "says".
'Whats wrong Akamaru? Do you want a drink, too?' Kiba asks. The mutt nods his little white head.
'Ok. He will have a Screaming Purple Jesus.' Holy shit. Kiba is really messed up in the head. If Akamaru drinks too many of these he won't be so happy.
'Are you sure?' Cherry asked.
'Why not? He can handle a lot.' Kiba shot back.
'Whatever. Like I give a shit.' Cherry said and started preparing the drinks.
'Wow Gaara. I would never think you drink. I really didn't know that.' Kiba said.
'Well now you do.'
'Gaara. You don't have to be so rude.'
'Shut up.' I said and added a psycho glare in it. Kiba whimpered and lowered his head, just like a good little doggy. Cherry took her time giving us our drinks.
'Whats ya name, cutie?' Cherry asked.
'Who me? I know I'm cute.' Kiba said excitedly.
'No. The red head.'
'Oh. He's Gaara of the Desert.' Kiba said unhappily.
'Maybe I'll see ya around. My shift is over.' Cherry said to us, rather me.
'Maybe.' I said in a monotone voice. She seems disappointed. Cherry gave me a smile and left. The bartender is now a girl name Tomato. Who has red hair like Cherry.
'Hi. Do you need anything?' Tomato asked.
'No. Thanks though.' Kiba said. He looks happy that Cherry is gone. I start sipping on A Piece of Ass. I can take any drink. Shukaku is the one tasting it. The stronger the drink, the less annoying he is. Sometimes it makes him calm and sometimes he acts more like bastard of a demon. Hinata starts drinking her Pina Colada. Kiba puts even more rum into her drink. The stupid mutt is whining. He finished two drinks already.
'Can I get 3 more Screaming Purple Jesus and more Pina Colada and rum?' Kiba asked. Shikamaru is only on his second drink of Sex at my House.
'Kiba this is my 4th drink. I don't feel so good. Urgh.' Hinata exclaimed. Kiba drinks 2 more Lemon Splash Martinis. I have 7 drinks. The most I ever had was 50 because me and Kankuro were competing. Of course I won. Cuz I'm good like that.
'Heyyy guysss letsss have contest.' I'm going to win for sure.
'Fine.' Shikamaru said tiredly.
'I don't know Kiba.' Hinata said.
'Come on Hinata. Pleassse.'
'Fine.' She said quietly.
*DrunkBark**DrunkBark*
'You can join toooo Akamoo-moo.' Kiba said stupidly.
*AngryDrunkBark**AngryDrunkBark*
'You know I meant Akamaru. I'm sssssorry.' I'm on my 10th drink. Hinata's on her 5th. Shikamaru's on his 3rd. Kiba on his 12th. And Akamaru on his 15th. That dog is going to die. I feel a little drunk. Slightly.
'ave ome ore inata. eing runk ssss ood. ight?' Kiba stated very drunk. He said: Have some more Hinata.Being drunk is good right?
'Guys I'm leaving. If I get anymore drunk, my mom will kill me. She's so troublesome. Every single female is troublesome. Except you, Hinata.' Shikamaru said. He gave Hinata a lazy smile, a kiss on the forehead, and left. At the moment, Hinata is really red. Worst than tomato red. Stupid lazy ass hole.
'eyyyy inata. ou re eally ute. o ou ike e?' Kiba said even more drunk. He drunk 3 glasses while Shikamaru was talking. Translation: Hey Hinata. You are really cute. Do you like me? I hope she says no.
'I a-am?' Not the answer I was looking for. Kiba is giving her a drunk smile. I'm not going to let him get her. I move my face close to hers. Closer. Closer. Closer. And I kisses her on the mouth. Her face is red. Well she's not saying no. I keep on smooching her. After a moment I break away to see her reaction.
'Gaara? What was that for?' Hinata asked shyly.
'Because I like you.'
'....' She didn't say anything because she, Hinata Hyuga is making out with me.
'uys. hat bout e. uh. uys!' Kiba said: Guys what about me.huh.Guys!
*AngryDrunkBark**TickedDrunkBark**PissedOffDrunkBark**Ready2KillBillBark *
'ets o kamaru.' Kiba said:Lets go Akamaru. Hinata is swaying a little. Akamaru starts barking like an annoying drunk dog. Which he is. Akamaru won't shut up. Its *bark* this and *bark* that. I removed my mouth from Hinata's, who is looking like she is about to collapse. I smacked Akamaru on the head. (A/N: warning:CrAzY)
'Stop hitting me, you motherfucker.' Akamaru, yes the mutt, said to me. Kiba has his mouth on the ground and Hinata is laughing in a drunk way.
'Go shit yourself, mutt.' I said back to him. If that dog talks to me anymore...there will be trouble. You will see an annoying drunk DEAD dog.
'You.' He said. This dog is pissing me off. He's laughing,too.
'How about you go sniff your shit like a good little ugly mutt.' I said back.
'No. I'm too flyyyyy for that.' Akamaru said and then starts to swing his ears back and forth.
'Shut up, you gay mutt. I know you be fucking your master.' I said calmly. Hinata's laughing. But I don't even know if she understands what we are saying.
'Yo momma.' Holy fuck. Did a dog just say Yo Momma to me?
'So you admit that you fuck your master?' I asked.
'No. I admit that I slept with your sister last night and she was GOOD.' Right now Hinata, Kiba, and Tomato are dying laughing on the floor. I'm going to choke this dog.
'Shut the Fuck up before I kill you.' I said rather angry. Tomato got the hint and hide herself somewhere. Hinata is trying to calm me down by kissing me and rubbing me. Kiba and his mutt is just plain stupid.
'I have one thing to say first.' Akamaru said.
'What?' It better be an apology.
'Go suck my furry dick.' You should see what I'm doing in. After Akamaru said that I lunged at him and started choking him.
'aara. on't urt kamaru. top ou aggot.' He said: 'Gaara. Don't hurt Akamaru. Stop you faggot.' I stop choking Akamaru because there's a hand down my pants....and now my boxers. I let go of the fucked up mutt. I close my eyes. Whoever it is, I don't care because it feelsss good.
'Ahh.' I moaned. I kept my eyes closed for like 5 minutes.
'Does that fill good, Gaara?' Kiba said sarcastically.Huh. I open my eyes to see Tomato, Akamaru, and Kiba staring at me. Hinata has blush on. She moves...her hand? out of my pants? Hinata's hand was in my pants and rubbing 'something.' I stare at her for 3 minutes. Suddenly I imagine her naked. Now I'm on the ground having a HUGE nosebleed. And I feel hard now.
'Yo, Hinata. What the fuck is that on your hand?' Akamaru asks. That dog has a fuckin' potty mouth.
'Its mayonnaise, of course?' Hinata says innocently. (A/N: reminds me of a joke i heard on Myspace.)
'k.'
********Laughing*******Screaming "Haha Gaara"****************Laughing*********Screaming "Haha Gaara"***********
"What the fuck?" I ask. I see Kankuro and Temari in my room.
"Gaara...you...have....'mayonnaise'...on....your...hand." Temari struggles to say between her laughs. I look down at my hand. Holy Shit. Its on my pants. Ewwwwwww.
"Quiet." I say politely.
"Sure.....mayonnaise....hahahahahaha..." Kankuro says. Stupid older retarded brother and bitch fan loving older sister.
"Shut the FUCK UP!!" I scream. I look around. Kankuro and Temari are speeding out of my room, 'banging' into everything in sight.
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"What the Fuck was that?" ---Hinata---
"That was awesome. Heyyy Hinata ya want to make me feel good?" ---Itachi---
"You are pedophile. Go to hell and never fuckin' come back!" ---Hinata---
"Itachi you are a sick bastard." ---Sasuke---
"Sasuke! How are you?" ---Hinata--
"Hinata." ---Gaara---
"Hi Gaara!" ---Hinata---
"Heyyy! What about me? Am I not loved?" ---Itachi---
"SHUT UP!" ---Hinata---Sasuke---Gaara---
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A/N: Sorry for taking like forever! I hope you like it.
A/N: Gaara's dream is long. Next chapter will have another 1 or 2 dreams. Then Itachi's Zone is over. For now.........
--------Chapter-------10-------Dreams/Nightmares--------
"We are back. Let's continue with Sasuke's dream." ----Itachi----
"Itachi is a perverted weasel...Itachi is a perverted weasel..Itachi-" ---Hinata---
"Well you shut up! I want to see what happens next." ----Itachi----
"Perverted weasel." ---Hinata---
"Whatever, brat." ---Itachi---
==================Continued===============
While kissing her, he's feeling her up and down. How can everyone just watch this? They look only 10 years old. This is eating at me. Everyone looks perfectly fine with their behavior. Everyone except me. At this moment, Hinata is only wearing panties. She's not even wearing a bra. Good thing Naruto is covering it up. Wait...his face is to her chest. What is he doing?, I wonder. For some strange reason, everyone started leaving the room.
Yamanaka and Haruno said to me 'Come on Uchiha Sasuke. You don't want to see what happens next. Unless you want to try it.'
'We can have an awesome time!' Haruno stated.
'Forehead Haruno. Not you. Me and Uchiha Sasuke.' Yamanaka stated rudely. They started arguing about who will get to have "fun" with me. I don't even like them. The only people left in the room is me, Yamanaka, Haruno, the Queen, the King, and Hiashi.
'Uchiha, Yamanaka, and Haruno. Its time to leave the room.' He said harshly.
'Why?' I asked.
'You'll find out.' Hiashi said. I don't understand what he means by that.
'Come on Haruno and Yamanaka.'
The two girls groaned in annoyance. Of course they wanted to hang out with me for a while longer. I watched the three leave. I turned my attention back to the Queen and the King. I covered my mouth so they wouldn't hear my gasp. What would you think if you saw your crush naked and underneath your rival, who also is naked? I wonder is this even allowed. I feel like crying. I know Uchihas don't cry but still. Naruto and Hinata are kissing very passionately. Her hands is going through Naruto's blonde hair. Naruto's head is moving up and down Hinata's chest. I could heard her soft moans. Just watching my innocent love being 'happy' with Naruto is making me sick. So very sick. I ran up to the stage and started screaming 'Hinata!'. It seems like neither can hear me. I scream Naruto and Hinata. Neither stops what they are doing. Naruto keeps on leaving butterfly kisses on Hinata's body. From her cheek to her mouth to her chest to her stomach. I watch as Naruto kisses her down below. I watch as he licks her. I start shaking. Why can't that be me? All the girls in Konoha likes me. All the girls but the one I like. The one that is the cutest and most innocent and sweet. But I can't have her because she's in love with Naruto. I started calling their names, trying to get their attention so they can stop. Finally it seems like they can hear me.
'What Sasuke. Don't you see we are busy?' Naruto has white fluid on his face. My expression must be priceless.
'Sasuke you know I don't want you. Get over it.' Hinata said. Its like she can read my mind. I closed my eyes. This can not be have happening. Suddenly I heard moans. I fell back with huge black swirls in my eyes.
"Sasuke...Sasuke...SASUKE!", I hear someone yelling at me. I open my onyx eyes to see my older brother Itachi. I looked at him with cute innocent black eyes.
"Yes big brother Itachi." I said in a polite tone.
"Skip the b.s. You had some a 'certain' kind of dream." I look at him with confusion.
"You had a nighttime emission."
"What's that?" Itachi needs to explain better.
"A wet dream." Itachi stated probably not wanting to explain this.
"What't-" I started to ask.
"Forget it Sasuke. You had a bad dream. Is that good enough?" I nodded.
"Ooo Itachi can we train?" I asked something I usually ask.
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"Yes.Yes.YES.YES. I win."
"....." I convinced Itachi to train with me.
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"Itachi. What did the last part have to do with anything?" --Hinata--
"It shows how annoying Sasuke use to be. Hinataaaa...." --Itachi--
"What." --Hinata--
"I know you wish you and Naruto really did that." --Itachi--
"Ewww. Naruto is a retard. Maybe Sasuke or Gaara..."
"Oooo do tell do tell." --Itachi--
"Well........" --Hinata--
======================================================================== ==============================================
-----Gaara---Dream---#2---At 11 years old---
'Hi Gaara', Hinata said. Currently me, her, Kiba, the mutt, and Shikamaru are on a beach. Hinata is wearing a dark blue bikini and a cute purple sunhat. She's lying on the beach putting suntan lotion on. Shikamaru is lying next to her ,muttering about about how he can't see the clouds. She starts to giggle at his muttering. Shikamaru looks at her with a lazy grin on his face. Luckily the dog boy is playing frisbee with his mutt. Unluckily for me, Shikamaru seems to be amusing her. I'm just like on my sand which is on the beach sand. You can't trust to any sand. My sand is pure with a little of blood in it. But you can't see that. I'm bored. And annoyed. Shikamaru is whispering something in her ear and she's laughing.
'Can you quiet down.' I said. They shut up. But Hinata looks at Shikamaru and starts to laugh. I give both of them a mean glare. Hinata gives me a apologetic smile. Shikamaru justs lays back and starts gazing at some clouds. Hinata looks so cute. Ideas start filling my mind. Like...
1--I could secretly tell Hinata my feelings about her.
2--I could hug Hinata.
3--I could kiss her.
4--I could touch her..
5--Or I could bring her somewhere and make it up at the last minute. Hm..
'Yo Gaara. Do you want to go the bar with us?' Aren't we only 11? I could get into a bar if I wanted to. And Hinata too. But Kiba and Shikamaru and the mutt, I don't think so.
'Why?' I asked.
'Because we can get drunk. I want to drink a lemon martini. Plus we need to teach Hinata the wonders of being intoxicated.' Kiba must be drunk right now. That or he's on drugs. Why would three 11 year-olds get drunk. Thats like getting high or something.
'Have you ever even been drunk before?' Shikamaru asked. Smart question.
'Uh..Yeah once.'
'How old were you?' I asked.
'I was like 4 years old. But still come on guys. Please.' Kiba begged.
'Whatever.' I said.
'Troublesome.' Shikamaru whined.
'Oooook.' Hinata said. It is kind of late. Perfect time to get drunk. Yeah perfect. I slowly got off of my lovely sand and started walking away from the beach towards the bar. Shikamaru reluctantly followed me. Kiba and his dog ran ahead. Hinata tentatively followed us. I could tell she doesn't like this idea. It took us 10 minutes to walk to the bar. We sat down together. The bartender's name is Cherry.
'So whatcha want, honeys?' Cherry said while snapping her bubble gum.
'I w-would like a c-coke-' Hinata is cut off by Kiba.
'Hinata. No way you are getting soda. Cherry, she would like a Pina Colada with extra rum.' Kiba said for her.
'And I'll have a Lemon Splash Martini.' Kiba continued.
'A Piece of Ass.' I said calmly. My father has it a lot. (A/N: and no I don't drink. Just in case you were thinking that. I got this from the internet. Well I did have Pina Colada before but thats it.) A piece of ass contains Amaretto, Southern Comfort, Sour mix, and ice cubes.
'A piece of WHAT?' Kiba asked.
'Ass.' I said. His face is all red. I watch him look at Hinata's lobster red face.
'You guys are so troublesome. I'll have a Sex at my House.' Thats a little less strong than my drink. It has Amaretto Di Saronno, Chambord raspberry liqueur, and Pineapple juice. I know a naughty name. Thats what I want to do with a certain person.
*Bark**Bark**Bark**Bark**Bark*-Akamaru "says".
'Whats wrong Akamaru? Do you want a drink, too?' Kiba asks. The mutt nods his little white head.
'Ok. He will have a Screaming Purple Jesus.' Holy shit. Kiba is really messed up in the head. If Akamaru drinks too many of these he won't be so happy.
'Are you sure?' Cherry asked.
'Why not? He can handle a lot.' Kiba shot back.
'Whatever. Like I give a shit.' Cherry said and started preparing the drinks.
'Wow Gaara. I would never think you drink. I really didn't know that.' Kiba said.
'Well now you do.'
'Gaara. You don't have to be so rude.'
'Shut up.' I said and added a psycho glare in it. Kiba whimpered and lowered his head, just like a good little doggy. Cherry took her time giving us our drinks.
'Whats ya name, cutie?' Cherry asked.
'Who me? I know I'm cute.' Kiba said excitedly.
'No. The red head.'
'Oh. He's Gaara of the Desert.' Kiba said unhappily.
'Maybe I'll see ya around. My shift is over.' Cherry said to us, rather me.
'Maybe.' I said in a monotone voice. She seems disappointed. Cherry gave me a smile and left. The bartender is now a girl name Tomato. Who has red hair like Cherry.
'Hi. Do you need anything?' Tomato asked.
'No. Thanks though.' Kiba said. He looks happy that Cherry is gone. I start sipping on A Piece of Ass. I can take any drink. Shukaku is the one tasting it. The stronger the drink, the less annoying he is. Sometimes it makes him calm and sometimes he acts more like bastard of a demon. Hinata starts drinking her Pina Colada. Kiba puts even more rum into her drink. The stupid mutt is whining. He finished two drinks already.
'Can I get 3 more Screaming Purple Jesus and more Pina Colada and rum?' Kiba asked. Shikamaru is only on his second drink of Sex at my House.
'Kiba this is my 4th drink. I don't feel so good. Urgh.' Hinata exclaimed. Kiba drinks 2 more Lemon Splash Martinis. I have 7 drinks. The most I ever had was 50 because me and Kankuro were competing. Of course I won. Cuz I'm good like that.
'Heyyy guysss letsss have contest.' I'm going to win for sure.
'Fine.' Shikamaru said tiredly.
'I don't know Kiba.' Hinata said.
'Come on Hinata. Pleassse.'
'Fine.' She said quietly.
*DrunkBark**DrunkBark*
'You can join toooo Akamoo-moo.' Kiba said stupidly.
*AngryDrunkBark**AngryDrunkBark*
'You know I meant Akamaru. I'm sssssorry.' I'm on my 10th drink. Hinata's on her 5th. Shikamaru's on his 3rd. Kiba on his 12th. And Akamaru on his 15th. That dog is going to die. I feel a little drunk. Slightly.
'ave ome ore inata. eing runk ssss ood. ight?' Kiba stated very drunk. He said: Have some more Hinata.Being drunk is good right?
'Guys I'm leaving. If I get anymore drunk, my mom will kill me. She's so troublesome. Every single female is troublesome. Except you, Hinata.' Shikamaru said. He gave Hinata a lazy smile, a kiss on the forehead, and left. At the moment, Hinata is really red. Worst than tomato red. Stupid lazy ass hole.
'eyyyy inata. ou re eally ute. o ou ike e?' Kiba said even more drunk. He drunk 3 glasses while Shikamaru was talking. Translation: Hey Hinata. You are really cute. Do you like me? I hope she says no.
'I a-am?' Not the answer I was looking for. Kiba is giving her a drunk smile. I'm not going to let him get her. I move my face close to hers. Closer. Closer. Closer. And I kisses her on the mouth. Her face is red. Well she's not saying no. I keep on smooching her. After a moment I break away to see her reaction.
'Gaara? What was that for?' Hinata asked shyly.
'Because I like you.'
'....' She didn't say anything because she, Hinata Hyuga is making out with me.
'uys. hat bout e. uh. uys!' Kiba said: Guys what about me.huh.Guys!
*AngryDrunkBark**TickedDrunkBark**PissedOffDrunkBark**Ready2KillBillBark *
'ets o kamaru.' Kiba said:Lets go Akamaru. Hinata is swaying a little. Akamaru starts barking like an annoying drunk dog. Which he is. Akamaru won't shut up. Its *bark* this and *bark* that. I removed my mouth from Hinata's, who is looking like she is about to collapse. I smacked Akamaru on the head. (A/N: warning:CrAzY)
'Stop hitting me, you motherfucker.' Akamaru, yes the mutt, said to me. Kiba has his mouth on the ground and Hinata is laughing in a drunk way.
'Go shit yourself, mutt.' I said back to him. If that dog talks to me anymore...there will be trouble. You will see an annoying drunk DEAD dog.
'You.' He said. This dog is pissing me off. He's laughing,too.
'How about you go sniff your shit like a good little ugly mutt.' I said back.
'No. I'm too flyyyyy for that.' Akamaru said and then starts to swing his ears back and forth.
'Shut up, you gay mutt. I know you be fucking your master.' I said calmly. Hinata's laughing. But I don't even know if she understands what we are saying.
'Yo momma.' Holy fuck. Did a dog just say Yo Momma to me?
'So you admit that you fuck your master?' I asked.
'No. I admit that I slept with your sister last night and she was GOOD.' Right now Hinata, Kiba, and Tomato are dying laughing on the floor. I'm going to choke this dog.
'Shut the Fuck up before I kill you.' I said rather angry. Tomato got the hint and hide herself somewhere. Hinata is trying to calm me down by kissing me and rubbing me. Kiba and his mutt is just plain stupid.
'I have one thing to say first.' Akamaru said.
'What?' It better be an apology.
'Go suck my furry dick.' You should see what I'm doing in. After Akamaru said that I lunged at him and started choking him.
'aara. on't urt kamaru. top ou aggot.' He said: 'Gaara. Don't hurt Akamaru. Stop you faggot.' I stop choking Akamaru because there's a hand down my pants....and now my boxers. I let go of the fucked up mutt. I close my eyes. Whoever it is, I don't care because it feelsss good.
'Ahh.' I moaned. I kept my eyes closed for like 5 minutes.
'Does that fill good, Gaara?' Kiba said sarcastically.Huh. I open my eyes to see Tomato, Akamaru, and Kiba staring at me. Hinata has blush on. She moves...her hand? out of my pants? Hinata's hand was in my pants and rubbing 'something.' I stare at her for 3 minutes. Suddenly I imagine her naked. Now I'm on the ground having a HUGE nosebleed. And I feel hard now.
'Yo, Hinata. What the fuck is that on your hand?' Akamaru asks. That dog has a fuckin' potty mouth.
'Its mayonnaise, of course?' Hinata says innocently. (A/N: reminds me of a joke i heard on Myspace.)
'k.'
********Laughing*******Screaming "Haha Gaara"****************Laughing*********Screaming "Haha Gaara"***********
"What the fuck?" I ask. I see Kankuro and Temari in my room.
"Gaara...you...have....'mayonnaise'...on....your...hand." Temari struggles to say between her laughs. I look down at my hand. Holy Shit. Its on my pants. Ewwwwwww.
"Quiet." I say politely.
"Sure.....mayonnaise....hahahahahaha..." Kankuro says. Stupid older retarded brother and bitch fan loving older sister.
"Shut the FUCK UP!!" I scream. I look around. Kankuro and Temari are speeding out of my room, 'banging' into everything in sight.
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"What the Fuck was that?" ---Hinata---
"That was awesome. Heyyy Hinata ya want to make me feel good?" ---Itachi---
"You are pedophile. Go to hell and never fuckin' come back!" ---Hinata---
"Itachi you are a sick bastard." ---Sasuke---
"Sasuke! How are you?" ---Hinata--
"Hinata." ---Gaara---
"Hi Gaara!" ---Hinata---
"Heyyy! What about me? Am I not loved?" ---Itachi---
"SHUT UP!" ---Hinata---Sasuke---Gaara---
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A/N: Sorry for taking like forever! I hope you like it.