Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ I love you not him ❯ Chapter 11~Intro ( Chapter 11 )

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Chapter 11: Intro for Sing for me! / MCR and FOB rulez

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

A/N: This is the last dream, unless you want more later. This is the intro though. Sasuke and Gaara are having the same dream at the same time. They are 11.
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"Hiya everybody. Anybody have a cookie? Twix? Milky Way? " ---Itachi---

"Here." --Gaara--

"You are soo cute, Gaara! You remind me of Sasori." --Itachi--

"Tsk Tsk. Itachi needs help." --Sasuke--

"Huh?" --Itachi--

"I'm not cute." --Gaara--

"You're right. You're hot!" --Hinata--

"I know." --Gaara--

"Stop talking and lets start the show..err..dream!" --Itachi--

"Yeah!" --Hinata, Sasuke, Gaara--

"Wait! Gaara, the Milky Way expired 2 years ago!" --Itachi--

"I know." --Gaara--
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Sasuke POV:

'Hi Sasuke-kun! Want to go out with me?' Sakura screams.

'No. Sasuke! Go out with me!' Ino yells. I watch as Ino and Sakura get into their daily agruement about the best looking guy ever, me. Like I care. I rather be around Hinata. I see the Kankuro and Temari walking back and forth in this medium size room. Gaara is just standing threre, glaring at every person in the room, especially me. I'm dark blue pajamas. Sakura has some pink ones and Ino is wearing yellow. Shikamaru went to sleep completely as soon as he, Ino, and Chouji got here. Gaara is wearing red, Temari is wearing tan, and Kankuro is wearng purple. Shikamaru is wearing green and Chouji's pajamas has colorful food. Stupid Tsunade has to woke all of us at 7:30. I don't even know why Gaara and his siblings are here. A couple of people are missing.

'I'm here! I'm here!' screams Naruto, who is holding ramen and wearing his green/orange boxers. Stupid annoying Naruto. Now I'm going to hear moree nonsense. How can Shikamaru sleep.

*Bark**Bark*, 'says' Akamaru. The dog and Kiba are now here. Kiba is wearing pajamas with dogs that look like Akamaru on it.

'Hi Sakura-chan. Want to go out with me?' Naruto yells. Not this again. The dobe and Sakura are going to start acting like retards.

'No way! Sasuke-kun is going to go out with me! Right, Sasuke?' Sakura lies.

'No.' Here comes the waterworks. I stare at Sakura. She's crying. Naruto is now trying to make her feel better. But he's only pisses her off.

'Leave me alone!' Sakura whines.

'Sorry we're late.' I turn to see a bored Neji, a mysterious Shino, a blushing Hinata, a crazy looking Rock Lee, and a mad Tenten.

'Neji! I told you would should skip this and instead go to the cool new weapon store. Weapons are better than missions.' Tenten complains. She's wearing pajamas with weapons on it. Hinata is wearing lavendar pajamas. Rock Lee has green pjs and Neji has white pjs. Tenten starts having a onesided arguement with Neji. Hinata just stands there. I look at Gaara. He's staring at her.

Gaara POV:

These genin of Konoha are very annoying. The girls named Ino and Sakura the worst. All they do is screech on the Uchiha named Sasuke. Temari and Kankuro are annoying me because they keep walking around the room. I give them a annoyed glare. I got into a slightly better mood when Hinata appeared. She stands there looking embarrassed. I notice Sasuke looking at her then looking at me. I give him a glare that says "What are you looking at?" He gives me that says "Nothing. What are you looking at all?"

The stupid blonde girl name Ino says 'Hey Sasuke. Whats wrong?'

'Hmph.' Sasuke kind of replies. Tenten is yelling at Neji. Rock Lee is on the floor doing 100 pushups. Hinata is looking around nervously. I walk up to her.

'Why are you nervous?' I ask. I see Sasuke staring.

'uh..I f-feel w-weird w-wearing m-my pajamas.' She stutters.

'Don't be. Everyone is wearing pajamas. Naruto is even wearing boxers.' Hinata looks at Naruto and starts to turn red. Why does she like him?

'Naruto-kun.....' She whispers. Of course I hear her. We wait in the room until 9:00.

'Hi. What took you guys?' Tsunade appears and asks. Stupid Hokage. She's out of her mind.

'5th Hokage. We have been in this room since 7:30. The question is where have you been?' I say to hear calmly.

'Ooooh yeah. I meant to say 9:00. Sorreeeeee.' Tsunade says. Shikamaru starts complaining about how he could have slept longer. Tenten starts yelling at Neji, again. Chouji is munching on his 14th bag of chips. Ino and Sakura are gazing at Sasuke. Sasuke is looking at Hinata. Who is looking at Naruto. Who is trying to talk to Sakura. Temari is talking to Shikamaru. Kankuro is playing with his "dolls".

'Ya know old lady, I'd make a better Hokage than you. Who agrees? If you agree raise your hand.' Naruto says randomly. Hinata raises her hand.

'See.' Naruto says while pointing at a blushing Hinata.

'Shut up Naruto. Tsunade is a great Hokage.' Sakura says.

'Naruto, shut the hell up.' Sasuke says.

'Everyone shut up!' *silence* 'Thank you. Damn I have a huge headache. ok. Now everyone is wondering why you're here.' *crowd of 'Duhs'* ' You have a mission.' *groans* 'One person will be in charge. Not all of you are going to do the mission. But if one person screws up. You get no candy.'

'Yah!!!!!!!! Candy!!!!!!!!! Candy is almost as awesome as Gai-sensei!!!!!!!!!!' Rock Lee announces for no reason what so ever.

'So who's the leader?' Kiba asks.

'The leader is......' Tsunade begins. She then closes her eyes and starts saying 'Eenie meanie minie mo. Catch a tiger by its toe. If he hollars let him go. Eenie meanie minie mo. Mama says to chose the very best one and you are not it. Red, white, and blue. Who do I chose? I chose you, Pikachu!'

'What! I wanted to be the leader!'

'Thats not fair!'

'Troublesome.'

'W-what?'

'Ramen!'

'Sasuke-kun!'

'Forehead girl!'

*Bark**Bark*

'Gai-sensei!! Candeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!'

'It was destiny.'

'I want to go to the weapons store now!'

'Food!'

'Hmph'

'.....'

'holy bugs..'

'Shikamaru stop saying troublesome.'

'puppets...'

'sake!. i need SAKE!!'

Everyone said that at the same time. Wow.
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"wOw. That waz short." --Hinata--

"Gaara! You need to give me another Milky Way" --Itachi--

"No." --Gaara--

"Itachi. Shut up. You are sooo annoying. Like why don't ya go get high with Orochimaru or something..." --Sasuke--

"Stop being a meanie! Anyway Orochimaru is gay. And I'm not gay. Which is the reason why I wouldn't hang out with him. Duh!" --Itachi--

"What about Deidara?" --Gaara--

"I forgot to tell you guys.." --Itachi--

"What!" --Sasuke,Gaara,Hinata--

"Deidara isn't gay." --Itachi--

"Huh? That makes no sense. Than what is he. A girl?" --Hinata--

"No. He's a bi-sexual. Deidara likes to kiss emo boys." --Itachi--

"Ooooh." --Sasuke,Hinata--

"Wait! But aren't you and Sasuke emo?" --Hinata--

*whistle**whistle* --Itachi--

"Oooooh Kay.." --Sasuke,Hinata--
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