Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ I love you not him ❯ Chapter 13~Sing for Me! ( Chapter 13 )
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By: queenhinata 
The second part of Sing for Me! / MCR and FOB rulez
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.05.2007 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.6K | Visits: 293 | Status: Work In Progress
The second part of Sing for Me! / MCR and FOB rulez
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.05.2007 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.6K | Visits: 293 | Status: Work In Progress
: :Chapter 13: : Sing for Me! / MCR and FOB rulez (part 2)
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
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"Is he gone? Please Kami." ---Hinata---
"I think. I think I'm going to be sick." ---Itachi---
"I never was afraid for my life. I am forever damaged." ---Gaara---
"The only time I was this scared was when you went crazy, Itachi." ---Sasuke---
"I fear for my life." ---Hinata---
"I did not go crazy. By the way, do anyone have some sake?" ---Itachi---
"Here I have some." ---a voice whispers---
"Heyyy thanks. You're a peach." ---Itachi---
"Who are you talking to?" ---Gaara---
"I'm not a peach....I am......Spongebob Squarepants! Spongebob Squarepants! SPONGEBOB...SQUAREPANTS!!! YEAH!!" ---Deidara---
"Its...Its....him." ---Sasuke---
"He...He's...back. Nooooo." ---Hinata---
"Heyyy spongebob, did you posion the sake? Wait. What do you guys mean by its him? Who is this 'him' you speak of?" ---Itachi---
"Deidara...the one who is like a spongebob Naruto." ---Sasuke---
"Oooooh. Deidara. Deidara? DEIDARA?! Mommy. Help.Me." ---Itachi---
"Heyyy guys. How are you?" ---Deidara---
"3.....2.....1...RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! RUN LIKE THERE IS NO TOMMORROW or yesterday!" ---Sasuke---
"What do you mean by run like there is no yesterday?" ---Itachi---
"Just run!" ---Gaara---
"AH!!" ---Sasuke, Itachi, Gaara, Hinata---
"Wait. Guys. Don't leave. Please. Guys. yeah." ---Deidara---
-he chases the others-
"I just wanted a friend to have F.U.N. with! yeah!" ---Deidara---
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While Hinata and Sasuke look over the lyrics, I am walking around the Hokage tower, looking for Tsunade. Just when Tsunade is in my sight a figure jumps in front of me. Damn it. Its my sister.
'Heyyy litte brother.'
'Move. So I can talk to the alcholic.'
'Oooh no, little brother. I can't let you attack the Hokage.' Damn Temari.
'Who said I was. I'm going to just..kill her.' I lunge at the alcholic Hokage. My sand swirls around Temari. She uses her fan to push sand away from her and the Hokage. Suddenly a certain person came walking by. He was muttering that he didn't get enough sleep. Temari turns around to see who it is. Sure enough its her lover.
'Hi Shikamaru.' The lazy boy looks up.
'Temari. Gaara. Hello.' Temari forgets about the Hokage problem. She walks up to Shikamaru and gives him a..hug? What the hell.
'Ooo Shikamaru your hair is sooo soft.' Temari moved her hand to Shikamaru's head to touch his hair. Well that is solved. I look around. Shit. I don't see the alcoholic. I'll kill her another day. I walk to the Hokage's Tower. There sitting in Sasuke's lap is Hinata.Grr. I'll choke him. Sasuke is patting her head.
'Hinata your hair is so pretty.' She smiles and blushes.
'Grr...Sasuke.'
'Hm. Don't you see I'm busy.' He replied and starts to tickle Hinata. She giggles. I glare at him.
'Uchiha Sasuke. I'll-' I'm interrupted by Shizune.
'Its time for you guys to sing. Where's Naruto?' We shrugged.
'I'm here. Yeah. Wooh. The Naruto Uzumaki is in the house!' The stupid blonde screamed.
'Dobe. Will you shut it?'
'No. Heyyyy Sasuke. Whatcha doin'?' Naruto asked Sasuke. I smirk. Hm. Caught in the act eh, Uchiha?
'Talking to Hinata.' Sasuke blushed.
'Looks more than talking!! Sasuke-teme!' Naruto again screamed. Hinata is really red.
'Nothing.' Sasuke said and released his hold of Hinata. They both look away. Grr.
'Hurry up, children!' Shizune yelled. I very slowly walked to the stage. The others are behind me. I guess I'll sing first.
'This is Mama by MCR. Enjoy. But I don't give a shit if you don't.' I said calmly. Almost everyone looked at me surpised. Whoop-de-do for them.
'Wait Gaara.' I was just about to start "singing". I look at the voice that spoken.
'Neither of you guys have to sing the whole song. Sing your favorite part please. Gaara make sure you speak loud. Ok. You make contine.' Shizune said. Hm. I don't see the alcoholic Hokage. Damn. I wanted to choke her. Well anyway.
"And if you would call me your sweetheart
I'd maybe then sing you a song
But the shit that I've done
With this fuck of a gun
You would cry out your eyes all along
We're damned after all
Through fortune and flame we fall
And if you can say then I'll show you the way to return from the ashes you call
We all carry on
When our brothers in arms are gone
So raise your glass high
For tomorrow we die
And return from the ashes you call." I didn't even sing it. Oh well. The adults were shocked when I cursed. Shizune looked terrified. The last part was the loudest. Even though I didn't sing, I put emotion into. Actually hate. But who's asking.
'Um..thank you...Gaara.' Shizune said. Hm. The woman acts like I'm going to attack her. Well thats an idea since I couldn't find Tsunade.
'Now who is next?' Tsk tsk tsk. Hidden behind Hinata is Sasuke. What a kitty kat.
'Hinata. You may go.' Hinata walked by me. She whispered a single curse word. Kuso. Poor poor Hinata. She's shaking. Suddenly out of nowhere appears Tsunade.
'Here Hinata. Drink this. Then you won't stutter.' Tsunade whispered to Hinata and gave her sake. This woman needs to be fired.
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Randomly Tsunade appears to give Hinata sake. What the hell. Before Tsunade leaves, she shoves almost the whole bottle down Hinata's throat. After Tsunade disappears, Jiraiya appears. The old man starts to flirt with Hinata on stage. What has become of the legendary Sanin. Orochimaru is a gay peadophile.Jiraiya is a straight peadophile and pervert. And Tsunade is a young looking alcoholic that gambles a hell of a lot.
Jiraiya is trying to make out with Hinata! Before I could do anything, Gaara saves her. By choking the old pervert/peadophile. Now he is dead.
'Ooooh k. Hinata its now your turn.' Shizune said.
'Fine. Yeah. Ok. The song is Thnks fr the Mmrs by FOB.' Hinata managed to say.
"One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great
He tastes like you only sweeter
One night yeah and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Thanks for the memories
See He, tastes like you only sweeter
Ohhhhhh" Hinata finished. She was wonderfule even though she is drunk.
'I think this song is perfect. Because it explains what me and Sasuke done last night. Also it explains what I did with Kakashi yesterday and what I did with Gaara last week.' Hinata said. Everyone fell on their face's. I can feel my blush. Hehe. Like I would do that with Hinata. Well at least at 16...or 14. Ok. Stop thinking Sasuke.
'Thank you Hinata....that was a interesting fact. Well at least we know Kakashi isn't a virgin anymore.' Shizune said. Everyone sweatdropped.
'Actually Shizune, Kakashi is still a virgin. Its just we ate coconut cookies.' Hinata corrected. Again with the sweatdropping. Oooh yeah. I remember we did that last night. And I mean eating cookies.Hehe.
'Never mind then. Sasuke. Its your turn.' Shizune informed.
'Duh. I know that. The song is This Is How I Disappear by MCR.'
"By streetlight,
This dark night,
A séance down below,
There're things that I have done,
You never
Should ever know!
And without you is how I disappear,
And live my life alone
Forever now.
And without you is how I disappear,
And live my life alone
Forever now
Who walks among the famous living dead,
Drowns all the boys and girls inside your bed.
And if you could talk to me
Tell me if it's so,
That all the good girls go
To heaven.
Well heaven knows"
Suddenly for no reason, I hug Hinata and start crying.
'Aww. Sasuke excellent job. You are bringing tears to eyes. Wasn't that just lovely?' Shizune asked the audience. Everyone cheered. I smiled and stuck my tongue out to Gaara. Who is looking royally pissed off. Who stays flyyy even when he cries. I do.
'No the last performer is Naruto.' Shizune stated. The dobe runs to the front of the stage. I "accidentally" stuck my foot out. Causing him to trip, roll off the stage, and bump into Rock Lee who was drinking a HUGE glass of punch. This made Rock Lee crash into Sakura. Hehe. I am a bad man. Oh yes I am.
'Naruto!!!! I will get you!' Sakura screamed. She started chasing Naruto around. Luckily Shizune stopped Sakura because she was just about to stab Naruto. With a fork.
'Calm down Sakura. Naruto hurry up. You are last.' Shizune said.
'Well I have 2 songs. Ok. First one is I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I Am Always Trying To Get You Off.....or its called Me&You. Before I begin I have to say this song is dedicated to the lovely, pretty, sexy, hott Sakura Haruno.' Naruto said.
"Last year’s wishes are this year’s apologies
Every last time I come home
I take my last chance
To burn a bridge or two
I only keep myself this sick in the head
‘Cause I know how the words get you (off)
We’re the new face of failure
Prettier and younger, but not any better off
Bullet proof loneliness
At best, at best
Me and you
Setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you" Naruto finished. Damn. His voice is horrible. I thought seeing his face can give you a headache ,but once you hear his singing....thats a different story.
'Now my 2nd song is to my 2nd love......RAMEN! Ok. This explains what me and ramen do together. Anyway you have to admit Spongebob is the smartest....person..err....living thing that ever walked this earth. Right?' Crickets.
"F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!!!!"
'um..good job Naruto. Very different. Ok thats it.' Shizune said.
'Wait I want to make out with Hinata!' screamed Kakashi. Woah. That is slightly wrong. He is like 15 years senior to her. That as wrong as Orochimaru. Without warning Kakashi walks up to Hinata and starts to make out with her. Everyone gapes for a few moments. Kakashi rips her shirt off to see.....POOF.
'The shirt you are holding is about to self destruct in........10...' That was a clone?! Everyone except me, the real Hinata, and Gaara, starts running in circles. Plus they are screaming like bakas.
'9........' Naruto tripped.
'8....' Sakura punched Naruto.
'7....' Ino and Sakura argue.
'6...' Kakashi loses his Make-Out Paradise book.
'5...' Gai and Rock Lee make out.
'4....' Shikamaru and Temari make out.
'3...' Asuma kissed Kurenai.
'2...' More chaos happens.
'1...' I'm waiting for the building to explode with Gaara and Hinata next to me. We are outside.
'0...you...have...just...been...PUNK'D!!!!!!!!'
'Wow.' Is all I said.
'Hinata. I love you.'
'I love you, too.' Next to me is Hinata making out with someone. Its not Gaara. I take a double take. What the fuck!?
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"So..Deidara. Did you like Naruto's song?" ---Hinata---
"It was awesome!Yeah. Heyyy you are talking to me. Yeah." ---Deidara---
"Yup. You only attack emo boys, right?" ---Hinata---
"Yeah...Maybe...." ---Deidara---
"What?" ---Hinata---
" I also like 12 year old girls. Yeah" ---Deidara---
"What!? Buh-bye! Ah!!" ---Hinata---
"Hinata! I just want to cuddle! Why must I not have love?!" ---Deidara---
--Deidara chases Hinata--
"Hm. Good thing Deidara didn't notice us." ---Gaara---
"I told you already. He would never look at any sexy nin justu. Unless you look 12." ---Itachi---
"You amaze brother." ---Sasuke---
"Why are we afraid of Deidara's hairstyle?" ---a voice asked---
"Because he dyed his hair rainbow color. Also his breath stank." ---Itachi---
"His breath smelled like Spongebob's and Patrick's in a certain episode." ---Gaara---
"What episode?" ---the voice asked---
"Episode 21:Something Smells." ---Sasuke--
"SpongeBob ate his peanut-onion sundae, which gives him bad breath. He is led to the conclusion that everyone is running away because he is ugly." ---Itachi---
"But in Deidara's case he's just ugly." ---Gaara---
---laughs from Gaara, Itachi, Sasuke---
"You guys will pay. Don't you know...." ---the voice begins---
"What are we suppose to know?" ---Sasuke---
"Don't you know...that....I'm like James Bond....Scream....and Superman....I always come back for more." ---Deidara---
--horrible James Bond music by Deidara--
"Kami. You sound horrible." ---Sasuke---
--Deidara cries--
"Don't make fun of me! Its not nice! I'll tell on you....You big meanie...yeah." ---Deidara---
"Who are you going to tattle to?" ---Gaara---
--whispers in their ears--
"No not that person!" ---Sasuke, Gaara, Itachi---
--they run away from Deidara--
"Heyy guys. Come back! Wait! I need love. Oh well." ---Deidara---
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
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"Is he gone? Please Kami." ---Hinata---
"I think. I think I'm going to be sick." ---Itachi---
"I never was afraid for my life. I am forever damaged." ---Gaara---
"The only time I was this scared was when you went crazy, Itachi." ---Sasuke---
"I fear for my life." ---Hinata---
"I did not go crazy. By the way, do anyone have some sake?" ---Itachi---
"Here I have some." ---a voice whispers---
"Heyyy thanks. You're a peach." ---Itachi---
"Who are you talking to?" ---Gaara---
"I'm not a peach....I am......Spongebob Squarepants! Spongebob Squarepants! SPONGEBOB...SQUAREPANTS!!! YEAH!!" ---Deidara---
"Its...Its....him." ---Sasuke---
"He...He's...back. Nooooo." ---Hinata---
"Heyyy spongebob, did you posion the sake? Wait. What do you guys mean by its him? Who is this 'him' you speak of?" ---Itachi---
"Deidara...the one who is like a spongebob Naruto." ---Sasuke---
"Oooooh. Deidara. Deidara? DEIDARA?! Mommy. Help.Me." ---Itachi---
"Heyyy guys. How are you?" ---Deidara---
"3.....2.....1...RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! RUN LIKE THERE IS NO TOMMORROW or yesterday!" ---Sasuke---
"What do you mean by run like there is no yesterday?" ---Itachi---
"Just run!" ---Gaara---
"AH!!" ---Sasuke, Itachi, Gaara, Hinata---
"Wait. Guys. Don't leave. Please. Guys. yeah." ---Deidara---
-he chases the others-
"I just wanted a friend to have F.U.N. with! yeah!" ---Deidara---
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While Hinata and Sasuke look over the lyrics, I am walking around the Hokage tower, looking for Tsunade. Just when Tsunade is in my sight a figure jumps in front of me. Damn it. Its my sister.
'Heyyy litte brother.'
'Move. So I can talk to the alcholic.'
'Oooh no, little brother. I can't let you attack the Hokage.' Damn Temari.
'Who said I was. I'm going to just..kill her.' I lunge at the alcholic Hokage. My sand swirls around Temari. She uses her fan to push sand away from her and the Hokage. Suddenly a certain person came walking by. He was muttering that he didn't get enough sleep. Temari turns around to see who it is. Sure enough its her lover.
'Hi Shikamaru.' The lazy boy looks up.
'Temari. Gaara. Hello.' Temari forgets about the Hokage problem. She walks up to Shikamaru and gives him a..hug? What the hell.
'Ooo Shikamaru your hair is sooo soft.' Temari moved her hand to Shikamaru's head to touch his hair. Well that is solved. I look around. Shit. I don't see the alcoholic. I'll kill her another day. I walk to the Hokage's Tower. There sitting in Sasuke's lap is Hinata.Grr. I'll choke him. Sasuke is patting her head.
'Hinata your hair is so pretty.' She smiles and blushes.
'Grr...Sasuke.'
'Hm. Don't you see I'm busy.' He replied and starts to tickle Hinata. She giggles. I glare at him.
'Uchiha Sasuke. I'll-' I'm interrupted by Shizune.
'Its time for you guys to sing. Where's Naruto?' We shrugged.
'I'm here. Yeah. Wooh. The Naruto Uzumaki is in the house!' The stupid blonde screamed.
'Dobe. Will you shut it?'
'No. Heyyyy Sasuke. Whatcha doin'?' Naruto asked Sasuke. I smirk. Hm. Caught in the act eh, Uchiha?
'Talking to Hinata.' Sasuke blushed.
'Looks more than talking!! Sasuke-teme!' Naruto again screamed. Hinata is really red.
'Nothing.' Sasuke said and released his hold of Hinata. They both look away. Grr.
'Hurry up, children!' Shizune yelled. I very slowly walked to the stage. The others are behind me. I guess I'll sing first.
'This is Mama by MCR. Enjoy. But I don't give a shit if you don't.' I said calmly. Almost everyone looked at me surpised. Whoop-de-do for them.
'Wait Gaara.' I was just about to start "singing". I look at the voice that spoken.
'Neither of you guys have to sing the whole song. Sing your favorite part please. Gaara make sure you speak loud. Ok. You make contine.' Shizune said. Hm. I don't see the alcoholic Hokage. Damn. I wanted to choke her. Well anyway.
"And if you would call me your sweetheart
I'd maybe then sing you a song
But the shit that I've done
With this fuck of a gun
You would cry out your eyes all along
We're damned after all
Through fortune and flame we fall
And if you can say then I'll show you the way to return from the ashes you call
We all carry on
When our brothers in arms are gone
So raise your glass high
For tomorrow we die
And return from the ashes you call." I didn't even sing it. Oh well. The adults were shocked when I cursed. Shizune looked terrified. The last part was the loudest. Even though I didn't sing, I put emotion into. Actually hate. But who's asking.
'Um..thank you...Gaara.' Shizune said. Hm. The woman acts like I'm going to attack her. Well thats an idea since I couldn't find Tsunade.
'Now who is next?' Tsk tsk tsk. Hidden behind Hinata is Sasuke. What a kitty kat.
'Hinata. You may go.' Hinata walked by me. She whispered a single curse word. Kuso. Poor poor Hinata. She's shaking. Suddenly out of nowhere appears Tsunade.
'Here Hinata. Drink this. Then you won't stutter.' Tsunade whispered to Hinata and gave her sake. This woman needs to be fired.
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Randomly Tsunade appears to give Hinata sake. What the hell. Before Tsunade leaves, she shoves almost the whole bottle down Hinata's throat. After Tsunade disappears, Jiraiya appears. The old man starts to flirt with Hinata on stage. What has become of the legendary Sanin. Orochimaru is a gay peadophile.Jiraiya is a straight peadophile and pervert. And Tsunade is a young looking alcoholic that gambles a hell of a lot.
Jiraiya is trying to make out with Hinata! Before I could do anything, Gaara saves her. By choking the old pervert/peadophile. Now he is dead.
'Ooooh k. Hinata its now your turn.' Shizune said.
'Fine. Yeah. Ok. The song is Thnks fr the Mmrs by FOB.' Hinata managed to say.
"One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great
He tastes like you only sweeter
One night yeah and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Thanks for the memories
See He, tastes like you only sweeter
Ohhhhhh" Hinata finished. She was wonderfule even though she is drunk.
'I think this song is perfect. Because it explains what me and Sasuke done last night. Also it explains what I did with Kakashi yesterday and what I did with Gaara last week.' Hinata said. Everyone fell on their face's. I can feel my blush. Hehe. Like I would do that with Hinata. Well at least at 16...or 14. Ok. Stop thinking Sasuke.
'Thank you Hinata....that was a interesting fact. Well at least we know Kakashi isn't a virgin anymore.' Shizune said. Everyone sweatdropped.
'Actually Shizune, Kakashi is still a virgin. Its just we ate coconut cookies.' Hinata corrected. Again with the sweatdropping. Oooh yeah. I remember we did that last night. And I mean eating cookies.Hehe.
'Never mind then. Sasuke. Its your turn.' Shizune informed.
'Duh. I know that. The song is This Is How I Disappear by MCR.'
"By streetlight,
This dark night,
A séance down below,
There're things that I have done,
You never
Should ever know!
And without you is how I disappear,
And live my life alone
Forever now.
And without you is how I disappear,
And live my life alone
Forever now
Who walks among the famous living dead,
Drowns all the boys and girls inside your bed.
And if you could talk to me
Tell me if it's so,
That all the good girls go
To heaven.
Well heaven knows"
Suddenly for no reason, I hug Hinata and start crying.
'Aww. Sasuke excellent job. You are bringing tears to eyes. Wasn't that just lovely?' Shizune asked the audience. Everyone cheered. I smiled and stuck my tongue out to Gaara. Who is looking royally pissed off. Who stays flyyy even when he cries. I do.
'No the last performer is Naruto.' Shizune stated. The dobe runs to the front of the stage. I "accidentally" stuck my foot out. Causing him to trip, roll off the stage, and bump into Rock Lee who was drinking a HUGE glass of punch. This made Rock Lee crash into Sakura. Hehe. I am a bad man. Oh yes I am.
'Naruto!!!! I will get you!' Sakura screamed. She started chasing Naruto around. Luckily Shizune stopped Sakura because she was just about to stab Naruto. With a fork.
'Calm down Sakura. Naruto hurry up. You are last.' Shizune said.
'Well I have 2 songs. Ok. First one is I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I Am Always Trying To Get You Off.....or its called Me&You. Before I begin I have to say this song is dedicated to the lovely, pretty, sexy, hott Sakura Haruno.' Naruto said.
"Last year’s wishes are this year’s apologies
Every last time I come home
I take my last chance
To burn a bridge or two
I only keep myself this sick in the head
‘Cause I know how the words get you (off)
We’re the new face of failure
Prettier and younger, but not any better off
Bullet proof loneliness
At best, at best
Me and you
Setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you" Naruto finished. Damn. His voice is horrible. I thought seeing his face can give you a headache ,but once you hear his singing....thats a different story.
'Now my 2nd song is to my 2nd love......RAMEN! Ok. This explains what me and ramen do together. Anyway you have to admit Spongebob is the smartest....person..err....living thing that ever walked this earth. Right?' Crickets.
"F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!!!!"
'um..good job Naruto. Very different. Ok thats it.' Shizune said.
'Wait I want to make out with Hinata!' screamed Kakashi. Woah. That is slightly wrong. He is like 15 years senior to her. That as wrong as Orochimaru. Without warning Kakashi walks up to Hinata and starts to make out with her. Everyone gapes for a few moments. Kakashi rips her shirt off to see.....POOF.
'The shirt you are holding is about to self destruct in........10...' That was a clone?! Everyone except me, the real Hinata, and Gaara, starts running in circles. Plus they are screaming like bakas.
'9........' Naruto tripped.
'8....' Sakura punched Naruto.
'7....' Ino and Sakura argue.
'6...' Kakashi loses his Make-Out Paradise book.
'5...' Gai and Rock Lee make out.
'4....' Shikamaru and Temari make out.
'3...' Asuma kissed Kurenai.
'2...' More chaos happens.
'1...' I'm waiting for the building to explode with Gaara and Hinata next to me. We are outside.
'0...you...have...just...been...PUNK'D!!!!!!!!'
'Wow.' Is all I said.
'Hinata. I love you.'
'I love you, too.' Next to me is Hinata making out with someone. Its not Gaara. I take a double take. What the fuck!?
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"So..Deidara. Did you like Naruto's song?" ---Hinata---
"It was awesome!Yeah. Heyyy you are talking to me. Yeah." ---Deidara---
"Yup. You only attack emo boys, right?" ---Hinata---
"Yeah...Maybe...." ---Deidara---
"What?" ---Hinata---
" I also like 12 year old girls. Yeah" ---Deidara---
"What!? Buh-bye! Ah!!" ---Hinata---
"Hinata! I just want to cuddle! Why must I not have love?!" ---Deidara---
--Deidara chases Hinata--
"Hm. Good thing Deidara didn't notice us." ---Gaara---
"I told you already. He would never look at any sexy nin justu. Unless you look 12." ---Itachi---
"You amaze brother." ---Sasuke---
"Why are we afraid of Deidara's hairstyle?" ---a voice asked---
"Because he dyed his hair rainbow color. Also his breath stank." ---Itachi---
"His breath smelled like Spongebob's and Patrick's in a certain episode." ---Gaara---
"What episode?" ---the voice asked---
"Episode 21:Something Smells." ---Sasuke--
"SpongeBob ate his peanut-onion sundae, which gives him bad breath. He is led to the conclusion that everyone is running away because he is ugly." ---Itachi---
"But in Deidara's case he's just ugly." ---Gaara---
---laughs from Gaara, Itachi, Sasuke---
"You guys will pay. Don't you know...." ---the voice begins---
"What are we suppose to know?" ---Sasuke---
"Don't you know...that....I'm like James Bond....Scream....and Superman....I always come back for more." ---Deidara---
--horrible James Bond music by Deidara--
"Kami. You sound horrible." ---Sasuke---
--Deidara cries--
"Don't make fun of me! Its not nice! I'll tell on you....You big meanie...yeah." ---Deidara---
"Who are you going to tattle to?" ---Gaara---
--whispers in their ears--
"No not that person!" ---Sasuke, Gaara, Itachi---
--they run away from Deidara--
"Heyy guys. Come back! Wait! I need love. Oh well." ---Deidara---