Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ I love you not him ❯ Chapter 14~Yay! Akatsuki ( Chapter 14 )
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By: queenhinata 
Hinata is being naughty. Hinata, Sasuke, Gaara, Kiba, Akamaru, Sakura, and Naruto are in Akatsuki's lair.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.05.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 280 | Status: Work In Progress
Hinata is being naughty. Hinata, Sasuke, Gaara, Kiba, Akamaru, Sakura, and Naruto are in Akatsuki's lair.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.05.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 280 | Status: Work In Progress
: : Chapter 14 : : Yay! Akatsuki.
Warning: strange OOC
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
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I opened my eyes to see...Gaara?! What happened? Wait. I think I remember. Something about a blonde named Deidara. Yeah. Something like that. Damn it. I have a huge headache. Random words keep coming to my head.Yeah. Dreams. Nightmares. Sasuke. Itachi. Chaos. MCR. FOB. What does this mean? Ouch that hurt. I look up to see red hair in my face. Gaara's hair. Shit. Gaara just gave me a bigger headache. Woah. Now I remember. I remember everything.
"You're welcome. Hinata." Gaara said.
"Um...thanks?" I said slightly confused.
"Hm." Is all Gaara said.
"Where is Sasuke? Naruto? Itachi? Deidara? Kisame? Shino? Kiba? Akamaru? Bitch named Sakura?" I rushed that sort of question of my mouth.
"You're sitting on Sasuke." I looked down to see indeed Sasuke Uchiha. He's smirking. I know I'm blushing. Hm. He thinks I'm embarrassed. Well guess he's wrong. I stayed in my spot.
"Naruto, Sakura, Kiba, and the mutt are lying in that corner." I followed the direction he is pointing to. Oooh. Eww. Naruto is drooling on....haha. He's drooling on Sakura's head. Its in her hair. Kiba and Akamaru are cuddled together. Aww. I don't know about Kiba ,but Akamaru is sooo cute.
"Shino is in Suna with Kankuro and Temari. We're in Akatsuki's lair. Hopely they don't want to take Kyuubi and Shukaku." Gaara said. He looks a little worried. I kiss Gaara on he forehead.
"Hopely." He gave me smile/smirk. I hear 'hmph' from under me.
"Gaara. I think a certain person is jealous." I said.
"It looks like you are correct. Hinata." Gaara said with a smirk. When Sasuke turned his head, I whispered to Gaara "I'm going to tease him."
"Sasuke. You know its so kawaii that you always make fun of Naruto." Sasuke turns to look at me. This is going to be fun.
"You know what would be really kawaii? If you wore...purple." I whispered in his ear.
"Nani?!" He yelled. I quiver my lip and put my puppy dog eyes on.
"B-but I t-thought. I t-thought y-you liked m-me. I g-guess you don't." I made my voice sound like a sad 5 year old. I added the stutter just because it adds to my little act.
"No. I do.Wait. Uh...I'll do anything." Sasuke said in a rush with a blush on.
"Anything?" I asked. Sasuke already looks like he regretted saying anything,
"Yes. Anything." Sasuke said. Yay. Now I need to think of stuff for Sasuke to do.
"Ok. You're soo cool and handsome and sexy! Thanks Sasuke!" I yelled in his ear and squeezed him to death.
"For one. You need to forget about killing Itachi." His face was in pure horror.
"I know Itachi killed your family ,but I'm sure he had a reason. Anyway its part of my plan. If he doesn't obey to my plan then he will die. Okay?" Sasuke looked satisfied about the last part.
"Next. I want you to paint your nails black. And you can't go against it." Sasuke looked shock.
"But...but then I would be like the Akatsuki members. There nails are painted. Plus that is very fruity. You know I don't swing that way." He said. He started to get up. But I pushed him down.
"Yes. Anyway I think their nails are blue. I'm not sure. I don't care. It would look even more kawaii." Damn it. Sasuke doesn't seem to want to listen to me. I'll fix him.
"Be.Like.That.Sasuke." I said and turned my head away from him. I gave Gaara a wink. He's very amused with my little act. I look at Sasuke from the corner of my eyes. I just thought of something. I reach into my backpocket to pull out lipgloss. I put some on and started singing this song called 'My Lipgloss' by Lil Mama. When I finished Sasuke was staring at me. Gaara was doing the same thing but thats not unusual.
"What was that?" Sasuke asked. I mouthed to Gaara.
"Hinata is not talking to you."
"Hm. Then why is she still sitting on me?" I can hear the smirk in his voice. I mouthed to Gaara again.
"Hinata thinks you are comfortable to sit on. And because she feels like it." Gaara said in monotone. We sat in silence. I'm bored. I wonder if they know what this means. I hope they don't.
"Voulez vous coucher avec moi Sasuke?" Both Sasuke and Gaara looked confused. Yes! They don't know what the heck I'm talking about.
"Good thing." I said.
"Nani?" They both said.
"Nothing." I said with a smile.
"Hi Hinata. Yeah!" Deidara appeared in the room. He pulled me off Sasuke and gave me a bear hug.
"Can't....breath....Help..." I managed to say. He let go of me and kissed both of my cheeks.
"I missed you Hinata. Yeah." I gave him a weak smile.
"Nice to see you Deidara." I said. Suddenly Itachi and Kisame appeared. Kisame stood back and watched as Deidara hugged Sasuke and Gaara. Then Itachi hugged Sasuke and Gaara. After he kissed both my cheeks and gave me a hug. Stupid fish dude. He's laughing right now. I'm going to wipe that smile from his face. I lift my right food and BAM. I kicked Kisame in the spot that counts. 1. 2. 3. TIMBER. Kisame fell on his side.
"Pain.You. Are. So. Harsh. Hinata. Ouch. Holy Shit. How hard did...you kick?" Kisame said on the floor. He's crying. How sweet.
"I don't like you. And who were you exactly laughing at?" I asked.
"Itachi. Deidara. Sasuke. Gaara...you." He replied. I kicked him a second time. Way harder.
"You. Are. Cruel. Oh Kami, I didn't mean to kill all those people. Kuso. Kuso. Kuso. KUSO!" I listen to Kisame curse somemore.
"So Itachi. Why are we here?" I asked. Gaara and Sasuke watch Kisame. They were shocked when I kicked Kisame twice in his special jewels.
"Me and Deidara wanted to hang out with you. Well we can't exactly go to Konoha. Suna was a risk." Itachi said.
"Yay! We get to hang out with Itachi and Deidara. I'm sorry for hurting your feeling Deidara. But your hairstyle was scary. Thats why I'm glad you changed it back." I gave him a hug.
"So why were you sitting on Sasuke, Hinata?" Deidara asked.
"Because Sasuke is comfortable to sit on. Plus I did it because I wanted to." After I said that I started whispering to Deidara. We giggled. I saw Sasuke staring at us.
"Aww. I think Sasuke is jealous, Deidara." I whispered.
"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah." He said. I think Deidara says Yeah too many times.
"I'm sorry Sasuke for being so mean." He looked at me suspiciously. I walked up to him and opened my arms wide.
"Nani?" Stupid. What do you think I want?
"Since you are being like Narutard, I do it for you." I gave him a hug. When he was sure I wasn't up to something, I started tickling him.
"Hinata." I continued. I didn't stop even when we were on the floor. Me on top of him.
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A/N: If you are wondering about Kiba, Naruto, Sakura, and Akamaru...well they are knocked out.
Kawaii--cute Nani--what Voulez vous coucher avec moi--Do want to sleep with me tonight? Kuso--shit
Warning: strange OOC
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
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I opened my eyes to see...Gaara?! What happened? Wait. I think I remember. Something about a blonde named Deidara. Yeah. Something like that. Damn it. I have a huge headache. Random words keep coming to my head.Yeah. Dreams. Nightmares. Sasuke. Itachi. Chaos. MCR. FOB. What does this mean? Ouch that hurt. I look up to see red hair in my face. Gaara's hair. Shit. Gaara just gave me a bigger headache. Woah. Now I remember. I remember everything.
"You're welcome. Hinata." Gaara said.
"Um...thanks?" I said slightly confused.
"Hm." Is all Gaara said.
"Where is Sasuke? Naruto? Itachi? Deidara? Kisame? Shino? Kiba? Akamaru? Bitch named Sakura?" I rushed that sort of question of my mouth.
"You're sitting on Sasuke." I looked down to see indeed Sasuke Uchiha. He's smirking. I know I'm blushing. Hm. He thinks I'm embarrassed. Well guess he's wrong. I stayed in my spot.
"Naruto, Sakura, Kiba, and the mutt are lying in that corner." I followed the direction he is pointing to. Oooh. Eww. Naruto is drooling on....haha. He's drooling on Sakura's head. Its in her hair. Kiba and Akamaru are cuddled together. Aww. I don't know about Kiba ,but Akamaru is sooo cute.
"Shino is in Suna with Kankuro and Temari. We're in Akatsuki's lair. Hopely they don't want to take Kyuubi and Shukaku." Gaara said. He looks a little worried. I kiss Gaara on he forehead.
"Hopely." He gave me smile/smirk. I hear 'hmph' from under me.
"Gaara. I think a certain person is jealous." I said.
"It looks like you are correct. Hinata." Gaara said with a smirk. When Sasuke turned his head, I whispered to Gaara "I'm going to tease him."
"Sasuke. You know its so kawaii that you always make fun of Naruto." Sasuke turns to look at me. This is going to be fun.
"You know what would be really kawaii? If you wore...purple." I whispered in his ear.
"Nani?!" He yelled. I quiver my lip and put my puppy dog eyes on.
"B-but I t-thought. I t-thought y-you liked m-me. I g-guess you don't." I made my voice sound like a sad 5 year old. I added the stutter just because it adds to my little act.
"No. I do.Wait. Uh...I'll do anything." Sasuke said in a rush with a blush on.
"Anything?" I asked. Sasuke already looks like he regretted saying anything,
"Yes. Anything." Sasuke said. Yay. Now I need to think of stuff for Sasuke to do.
"Ok. You're soo cool and handsome and sexy! Thanks Sasuke!" I yelled in his ear and squeezed him to death.
"For one. You need to forget about killing Itachi." His face was in pure horror.
"I know Itachi killed your family ,but I'm sure he had a reason. Anyway its part of my plan. If he doesn't obey to my plan then he will die. Okay?" Sasuke looked satisfied about the last part.
"Next. I want you to paint your nails black. And you can't go against it." Sasuke looked shock.
"But...but then I would be like the Akatsuki members. There nails are painted. Plus that is very fruity. You know I don't swing that way." He said. He started to get up. But I pushed him down.
"Yes. Anyway I think their nails are blue. I'm not sure. I don't care. It would look even more kawaii." Damn it. Sasuke doesn't seem to want to listen to me. I'll fix him.
"Be.Like.That.Sasuke." I said and turned my head away from him. I gave Gaara a wink. He's very amused with my little act. I look at Sasuke from the corner of my eyes. I just thought of something. I reach into my backpocket to pull out lipgloss. I put some on and started singing this song called 'My Lipgloss' by Lil Mama. When I finished Sasuke was staring at me. Gaara was doing the same thing but thats not unusual.
"What was that?" Sasuke asked. I mouthed to Gaara.
"Hinata is not talking to you."
"Hm. Then why is she still sitting on me?" I can hear the smirk in his voice. I mouthed to Gaara again.
"Hinata thinks you are comfortable to sit on. And because she feels like it." Gaara said in monotone. We sat in silence. I'm bored. I wonder if they know what this means. I hope they don't.
"Voulez vous coucher avec moi Sasuke?" Both Sasuke and Gaara looked confused. Yes! They don't know what the heck I'm talking about.
"Good thing." I said.
"Nani?" They both said.
"Nothing." I said with a smile.
"Hi Hinata. Yeah!" Deidara appeared in the room. He pulled me off Sasuke and gave me a bear hug.
"Can't....breath....Help..." I managed to say. He let go of me and kissed both of my cheeks.
"I missed you Hinata. Yeah." I gave him a weak smile.
"Nice to see you Deidara." I said. Suddenly Itachi and Kisame appeared. Kisame stood back and watched as Deidara hugged Sasuke and Gaara. Then Itachi hugged Sasuke and Gaara. After he kissed both my cheeks and gave me a hug. Stupid fish dude. He's laughing right now. I'm going to wipe that smile from his face. I lift my right food and BAM. I kicked Kisame in the spot that counts. 1. 2. 3. TIMBER. Kisame fell on his side.
"Pain.You. Are. So. Harsh. Hinata. Ouch. Holy Shit. How hard did...you kick?" Kisame said on the floor. He's crying. How sweet.
"I don't like you. And who were you exactly laughing at?" I asked.
"Itachi. Deidara. Sasuke. Gaara...you." He replied. I kicked him a second time. Way harder.
"You. Are. Cruel. Oh Kami, I didn't mean to kill all those people. Kuso. Kuso. Kuso. KUSO!" I listen to Kisame curse somemore.
"So Itachi. Why are we here?" I asked. Gaara and Sasuke watch Kisame. They were shocked when I kicked Kisame twice in his special jewels.
"Me and Deidara wanted to hang out with you. Well we can't exactly go to Konoha. Suna was a risk." Itachi said.
"Yay! We get to hang out with Itachi and Deidara. I'm sorry for hurting your feeling Deidara. But your hairstyle was scary. Thats why I'm glad you changed it back." I gave him a hug.
"So why were you sitting on Sasuke, Hinata?" Deidara asked.
"Because Sasuke is comfortable to sit on. Plus I did it because I wanted to." After I said that I started whispering to Deidara. We giggled. I saw Sasuke staring at us.
"Aww. I think Sasuke is jealous, Deidara." I whispered.
"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah." He said. I think Deidara says Yeah too many times.
"I'm sorry Sasuke for being so mean." He looked at me suspiciously. I walked up to him and opened my arms wide.
"Nani?" Stupid. What do you think I want?
"Since you are being like Narutard, I do it for you." I gave him a hug. When he was sure I wasn't up to something, I started tickling him.
"Hinata." I continued. I didn't stop even when we were on the floor. Me on top of him.
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A/N: If you are wondering about Kiba, Naruto, Sakura, and Akamaru...well they are knocked out.
Kawaii--cute Nani--what Voulez vous coucher avec moi--Do want to sleep with me tonight? Kuso--shit